>Roses
>Map
>You're either on the bad side or the good side
>>332018231
duelists of the roses?
>>332018231
>Time to clean up
>Aleins?
>Shoot things
>Save the World
>You're a Robot-like character
>>332018325
Yep.
>>332018571
Gaylo?just kidding, I don't hate Halo 1-2. Anything after that really kinda sucked balls
>be guy
>do objectives
Guess the exact game I have in mind, get a free steam code of your choice up to $45.
>>332018571
Megman?
>>332018732
MSGV?
>>332018732
007?
>>332018231
>Vampire
>Werewolf
>Sardines
>>332018231
>pedshit
>retarded
yes I just tried playing lisa fuck that trash
>2 songs by the same person in the series
IT'S A
GIANTWUUUUUUUUUUUUURM
>>332018231
Dismembered puppet dude fights other puppets to get keys to unlock dark demon castle with some robot thing.
>you go on the worst/best trip ever then kill yourself
>map
>sieges
>feasts
>Cry baby adventure to find lost brother
>>332020328
What the fuck?
>DUDE
>SLUGS
>LMAO
>>332020598
Mother 3
>Endless amounts of unruly children get sent into a dungeon to get killed by orcs, rocks and starvation.
>You wake things up
>You wake things up again
>Suddenly your best friend is an elder god
>>332021226
GTA4_physics_engine.gif
>>332020598
Yoshi's Island
>>332020328
Rayman?
>>332021495
Got it
>There is sand
>There is an airplane
>You help the people with the airplane, maybe
>It's a ripoff of South Park: The Stick of Truth
>perverts everywhere
>you are a bad dad
sequel
>perverts everywhere
>you are the little girl
>>332021796
Nope
>>332021950
Uncharted 3: Among Sand.
>>332022035
Yakuza 5
>>332022162
Non
>>332022167
Nope
>>332021994
Earthbound
>>332022035
Nier
>>332022304
Wrong
>some dick steals your camera footage
>>332022035
TWD season 1 & 2
>>332020328
This actually sounds really familiar
>>332022405
>>332022304
>>332022167
Come on guys
This should be really easy
Hint: Trumpets
>>332022280
Is that real?
>Fantasy game
>Couple of factions
>there's shit to do
>most barebones faction is the best
>>332018231
>You're in a Strugatsky Brothers novel
>No matter how you try and help, things only get worse
>Blood and organs
>Everyone dies
>The treasure was inside of you all along
>jk it's another giant fucking monster
>Funny names
>>332022471
LISA
>>332022035
LISA
>>332022504
Borderlands 2?
>>332022035
Dead Rising II
>>332018231
>we've lost a command post
>we've captured a command post
>watch out for those supers
>>332022473
No it's a gif
>>332022481
fallout new vegas
>>332022280
Guess againNERD!
>>332022605
Dawn of War
It has state of the art 3d technology
You can move around in all directions.
>>332022569
>>332022590
About time
>>332022639
>Fallout
>Fantasy game
Please do not reply to my post if you can't shitpost
>>332022708
nah
>>332022590
Bingo
>>332018231
seeds
whatever
bad outfits
>>332022769
Star wars battlefront
>>332022639
>Kaizars leejun
>Best
just admit you like sweaty man ass
>>332022829
greatest game ever
shit goes down in a hospital in the middle of a warfare and after you get out alive some random dude on a horse asks you to save the world.
>wake up next to 6/10 fem
>walk around a bit
>chase 10/10 girl
>learn do dodge and cast spells
>alt+f4 because its the shittiest game you've seen
>>332018571
dynamite heady
>>332021226
>>332021796
>>332022421
I got to get up early for work tomorrow, here is your answer.
>>332022730Don't you realise the only point of these threads is to ruse?
>>332022473
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_n0mbpX4KE
> you're in a Willys Jeep
> those dicks captured your dudes
> shoot, explode, and/or run over fucking everyone and thing to get them back
decide whether or not you want to stamp papers
>>332022897
TW3
>be repair guy
>"repair" means pressing a button
>spooky
>you're an alien
>don't fuck up
>like you already did
Everyone is obsessed with your pussy. Possibly even your dog.
>Gardeners are OP
>>332023026
Put in a bit of effort, please.
Papers please
You're a Rich kid
Time Travel
How the fuck is that your weapon?
>>332023095
Dead space?
>>332023147
easy plants vs zomby
>>332022897
The Witcher 3
>The Man Festival
It may only describe a small part of the game, but good GOD does it describe the awesomeness of the entire game.
>there is a radioactive chair
>aquatic life forms can perform 360s on a horizontal axis
>>332023280
bingo
>>332018231
>roll around
>die
>repeat
>>332023138
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
You're a dragon.
Shit is going down.
Destroy everything.
>>332023138
Haunting ground.
>>332023483
No, this actually describes a game.
>The same songs are used over and over again
>killin nazis
>REALLY KILLIN NAZIS
>>332023478
Sanic Suols
>ZOMBIES IN THE ROOM
>HIS AXE IS ON FIRE
>HE KILLED YOUR PARENTS
>SHOOT 'IM IN THE HEAD
>>332022857
Presumably he meansthe Followers
>>332023446
Fallout 3
>>332023493
Drakengard
>>332023498
Bingo Bango Bongo
>>332023556
New vegas
>>332023570
New Wolfenstein
>Goal: kill the fuking aylmaos
>Government give no money
>Miss miss miss reactionshot dead
>>332023705
Xmeme
You spend the entirety of this game playing every way but the intended way.
>>332023705
Warhammer 40000 Space Marine
Hit the ball.
Hit it HARDER.
>>332023632
Zombies ate my Neighbors
>>332023762
Every game I played against my piece of shit little cousin.
>>332018732
call of duty 4
>>332023762
Melee
>>332023652
The followers aren't a real faction in the way the big four are, though.
>>332018732
Assassin's Creed (the first one)
>>332018732
Postal 2
>>332023756
Got it. I might as well have just said slot machine simulator
>>332018732
Deus Ex:HR
Star Wars Battlefront 2
>>332022605
Battlegrounds 2
>>332020328
puppeteer?
>>332023126
predator concrete jungle?
>>332021950
Ducktales
> literally Minecraft creative mode with a meh wiring system
>except it's actually a puzzle game
>>332023683
yup, new order
>>332024285
No, but that's good.
Revamped retards running ridiculously rapidly.
>>332023762
morrowind?
fuck playing the game normally if i can avoid the boring combat by maxing a stat for like 100 gold at a trainer and getting a daedric weapon just by visiting a mine and getting an open scroll
here's an easy one
time travel
cavemen
>>332024329
damn i'm sure i played this but i can't think of the name
>>332018231
>you're actually playing a Strugatsky Bros work
>>332019067
VTM:B
>>332024673
chrono nigger
or Tork
>>332019792
Risk of rain?
>>332024801
yep
>>332023798
There's a ball, that's not important though. Just fight.
>>332018231
>you're a robot
>the enemies are robots
>fuck, the damn planet is probably made of robots too
>you can shoot silly string and control other robots
you get cucked
you play music to get uncucked
>>332024842
No sir.
It's Resident Evil with superpowers
>>332019792
Gears of war 2
>>332019792THEY'RE SINKING CITIES
>>332021276
bloodborne?
>>332024920
Metal Arms: A Glitch in the SystemSequel when?
>>332024920
Metal Arms: Glitch in the System
>>332025359
Never ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fWyzwo1xg0
>>332018732
Skyrim
>Bum around a planet
>Be a robot
>Get in a giant robot
>Abandon game because after getting the robot encounters are too easy
>>332018231
>Some people team up to save the world
>A jock with daddy issues helps a girl travel around the world
>>332026629
Fallout 4
Angry spics
Angry niggers
Angry Gears
>>332018231
>bunch of screaming 12 year olds
>autists
>building things
>faggot rpers
>assblastedmods.
>>332023683
Not New Vegas
>>332027463
Nope, not a Bethesda game.
>>332028180
>niggers
>gangs
>New York.
The end of the a charcters story arc involves him getting an unwanted blowjob by some Indian guy as you and a 9 year old watch.
>>332028217
True Crime: NYC
>kid
>dog
>shadows
>>332027996
Minecraft or Gmod
>>>fun
Five little girls having fun with wildlife
>>332028570
Undertale
u r a kid and cry on poop.
>>332028669
BoI Rebirth
This game features next gen fish AI and a new dog model to help innovate the world of gaming.
>>332028628
The Path
>>332028825
nope
>>332028760
Fuck.
u r a rabbit with a wheel and kill shit.
>>332028792
One of those first person modern shooters.
3 middle aged dumbfucks get themselves into a lot of shit in Los Angeles.
>>332028917
GTA V
>you're a rabbit
>you kill other rabbits
>>332020328
Dynamite Headdy
>Stormtroopers save the world
>Aliens
>
>>332028628
It's early but I'm going to bed so here:etrian odyssey
>>332029476
Before you go is itgood?
>>332029628yes all of them are great. If you're good at starting with aged series start with 1 and play 1,2,3,4, U, U2 in that order. Otherwise start with 4, U, U2don't play MD unless you like MD
>The only way to level up is by eating
>Grow your crops on the battlegrounds with the souls of your enemies
>Something about a piece of jewelry and a bunch of people fighting over cooking pot
>>332018231
>Algus did nothing wrong.
>Argias is a slut.
my bad on speelling, of characters, too fcukerd to fix.
>>332029732Thanks anon, I'll give them a goSweet dreams!
>>332029920make sure you have enough attack in your party. defensive is important but too defensive = death. don't play picnic and don't automap you pussy. Good luck with the deer anon
>Memes
>RPG
>Modes
Have fun, shitdicks.
>>332030016
>good luck with the deer
Not that guy but wut
>>332030084
Borderlands 2?
>Kinda like an RTS
>Whole game revolves around some maguffin
>The bad guys basically give it to you at the start of the game
>You and your party have to take it from one side of the map to the other
>lotta random battles
>if you lose a certain amount then the bad guys get the maguffin
>then you have to beat them a few times consecutively to get it back
>Your party has a really cool theme song that plays once you finally get the maguffin to the other side.
>kicking
>aliens
>steroids
>thick english accents
>Wake up
>Get to a castle
>But first, here's the longest hallway
>If you don't watch the whole thing you can't beat the game
I'M GOING TO MARRY LIGHTNING
>>332030426
Inazuma Eleven
>>332030634
warm.
>Mighty zoo animal!
>Elude a snake!
>>332018732
Final Fight.
>>332027421
final fantasy X
>>332028630
Not even close. Think of the most fun you've ever had.
Throwbacks and nostalgia expanding an entire franchise
Be a guy who does government thing for good guys but they're actually bad guys but you're gunna die very soon
>>332031532
Mario
>>332026629
Xenoblade X
>fall in love with an innocent, naive girl
>you teach her what it means to be truly human
>her Jewish overlords murder her in cold blood but she knew too much
>Some fancy monkeys
>Sunlight
>Mostly dark
>>332023632
So meanwhile, you're playin resident evil 4.
YOUR WAIFU GETS REPLACED WITH A SHITTY CHARACTER AND YOU WILL LIKE IT
>go to Africa
>kill someone who looks like your dad
>>332030741
RhinoFeeder
Oriental middle class female so edgy buildings and shit
you're a computer program based on the idealised memory of some girl and you later become a literal dickgirl
>>332031831
Persona 4
>>332021682
I've never played it, but Persona 2?
The retardedly easy tutorial boss of one route becomes the relatively difficult final boss of the other route.
>>332031396
sunset overdrive?
>>332031304
ayup
dude gotta protect the chosen one lmao
>>332018231
>Spawn in the ground
>Disconnected from server
Solve simple puzzles by pressing two different colored buttons.
This game is based on an ending from the previous game, that can only be gotten by doing a Gamefaqs-tier collectathon, and then having an obnoxiously hard boss battle over the skies of Tokyo.
>>332032516
SMT four final?
>>332032564
Nope.
Aliens have fun with world leaders.
dead people secretly rule the world
>>332030426
NCAA Football.
you go to an evil disneyland and if you get scared you get cash prizes
OH NO THE DRAGONS ARE BACK
>Roll dice
>Collect stars
>RNG
>Rabbit Girl
>Can Jump
>Many Bullets
You have to stop an evil lizard from murdering dozens of baby members of the main character's species.
>>332032735
destiny
>>332025359
>it was in development
>Blizzard bought them out, cancelled it and moved the studio between other projects that kept on getting cancelled
It's such a shame. I remember the Swingin Apes founder did an interview on Metal Arms a while back which was really interesting. Vivendi were convinced it was going to flop and were constantly downgrading the budget and refusing to advertise the game. From memory, they refused to give it a demo booth at E3, until the short clip they played at their conference gained more attention than anything else they showed, and they suddenly scrambled to put out as much advertising as they could with only two weeks before release
>>332032735
Every Fire Emblem game ever
A prince talks to a princess about time travel.
genocidal space pirates
>>332032676
ffx
>>332032695
IllBleed
>>332032798
Mario Party/100% OJ
BMD/C&t7D
>>332032516
FFXIII-2Nier, right?
>>332018231
>Roses
>Red
>Violets
>Blue
>>332032516
Nier my nigga!
>>332032919
The Two Thrones
>>332032962
>>332033021You're right, it is Nier.
>>332033027
Right series, wrong game.
>>332029080
Overgrowth?
>best night of you life turns into the worst night of your life within the matter of minutes
>you and your friends spend the game getting fucked harder and harder up the ass
>game ends with everything going to shit and your allies losing literally everything
>lol no moment of vindication or anything resembling a happy ending for you faggot
>>332032956Second one.
>>332032464
Portal?
you play as some shithead found on the side of the road
also time travel and shit
a girl capable of traveling through time is the most important character
The main character is intercepted on his way to a vacation, and is recruited to overthrow the dictator of a foreign land.
Blood and aliens.
>>332033286
Spyro 2 baby
>>332033052Good taste
>>332033119
Haha, I'm just fucking with youbecause it could mean Two Thrones as well
>sacrifice resources because some idiot keeps begging you
>give him your hard earned resources lowering your own chances of personal survival
>he dies immediately and disconnects from the game
>>332033384
Correct.
boy fucks with people's mind in insane asylums
Touch a book and go to an island where you have to touch more books in order to get some guy out of a book.
>>332033519
Psychonauts?I haven't played this game myself, I'm just guessing based on what I've heard about the game.
>prince leaves you in charge
>literally your only job is to protect a magical sword
>the very first thing you do is lose said magical sword
don't fucking open the thing
>>332033695
vtmb
Indieshit edition:
Minecraftroidvania
You flip gravity
You flip dimensions
1,000,000 sawblades
Schoolgirl learns eldritch
>>332033587
you got it
>you are a man
>who dresses like a bat
>silver age
You pilot a flying mech that didn't have it's anti-virus up to date.
>>332024734
>VTM:B
No
>>332033847
Shadow hearts
