Alright /v/, let's play a game.
Post a poorly worded and very vague description of a game and people will try to guess what game it is.
I'll start
>You escape from prison and roll around a lot.
Pic unrelated
It's a shit game.
>>331990172
Jak 2?
>>331990172
Dark Souls?
>You go to high school, fail to pick up most chicks, play a shitty MMO, then some lady yells about fucking up toast at the end.
>You fight alongside a tranny then delete your save file to save them in the end.
>You become a samurai to kill some demons or some shit
>>331990172
>You impress a bunch of undeserving lowlifes, find some carpenter's tools and save the world by stabbing a dead internal organ
>>331990820
SMTIV?
>It's Majora's Mask but with zombies and the ability to play dress up.
>someone picks you up from your grave and then throws you out of his house
>>331990730
Nier
>homeowner debt: the game
>>331990172
Dark Souls
>You've done some real bad shit before but you don't remember who you are
>>331991142
New Vegas?
>you have to work hard to get the good ending but it's worth it
>also you can find panties
>Yellow insanity
>>331990172
Adam Mickiewicz kurwy
>>331990535
Persona 3
>>331990172
You play as Jesus in power armor, you jump around a lot and shoot aliens
>>331991195
Animal Crossing
>>331991195
Animal Crossing?
>>331990535
P3
>>331990730
Nier
>>331990820
SMTIV
>>331991298
Cave Story
>>331991307
Jeremy Lin?
>A ghost possesses you, makes you conquer hell, then you kill some gods
>>331991307
I have no mouth and I must scream
>>331991298
cave story, panties gave it away
>>331991180
Bingo.
>>331991195
Animal Crossing?
>>331991217
Planescape Torment?
>You punch pixies and demons in the dick until you punch a god in the face, optionally punching some weirdo in a wheelchair in the dick right after.
>>331991603
>Planescape Torment?
Yeah
>>331991023
Morrowind?
>you are the chosen one
>>331990172
You ride around cutting down peasants and shitting on people's caravans
>>331991603
smt 4 final?
taze tramps
>You are the chosen one but you aren't the chosen, like countless others before you
>In the attempt to get home you're attacked by horrific monsters who all want to use you for their own selfish desires.
Your buddy mutilates and kills you and God tells you to go fuck his shit up
>>331991023
Correct
>>331991546
>Jeremy Lin?
Incorrect
>>331991591
>I have no mouth and I must scream
Incorrect
>>331991891
Undertale :^)
>you run around in a space station beating people up for no reason
some chipmunks ask you to defeat a smoke monster
>Wake up stuck in a cage where some guy is keeping you
>You turn into a demon and meet some elves
>Kill the guy on top of a tree
>>331991753
Was Nocturne, but now that I think of it that pretty much applies to Final as well. Funny.
>You play Castlevania but the ending is from Splatoon if you eat some nasty shit.
>>331991023 (me)
>Correct
What am I doing?
>>331991708
>Morrowind
Correct
>>331991603
Nocturne. Wheelchair gave it away.
>>331991856
Dragon's Dogma?
>>331991742
FO?
>>331991956
Linsanity never ends senpai
>you are a mailman
>>331992114
Bloodborne
>you kill god, twice
>The game promises you robots but then fifteen hours before you get the robots you find out you are actually the robots all along.
>pikmin with violence
Edgy teenager gets mad that people killed him in a video game and yells the name of an Irish rock. He can pretend to marry a 41-year old man with the voice of Cosmo from the Fairly Odd Parents.
>>331992324
I forgot all about that
I remember when that first started my dad and I were at the McDonalds drive-thru and the guy at the window asked us if we had Linsanity, I had no idea what he was talking about at the time
>>331990172
Sanic Adventure 2.
>>331992529
Overlord
>>331992529
So, Pikmin?
>You play as a team of assassin's and you're trying to prevent a Japanese man and his terrorists from starting a war with America.
>a bald guy invites you to a party. When you get there, he's dressed like a clown.
>you have to kill an alien because a bee told you to
>Middle-aged man wants to retire from his criminal career, but somehow ends up doing crimes again
>>331992474
Dragon's Dogma.
>>331992703
No food, no drinks, and the only babe just left.
>A guy murders tons of people to get into a woman's pants
>Two siblings decide to commit matricide
>You're a video game character
>>331992732
Earthbound
>>331992840
No More Heroes.
>>331992520
Xenoblade Chronicles X
>>331992732
Earthbound
>>331992774
Either Yakuza or Grand Theft Auto V
>>331992586
He just lit up the Spurs a couple days back. Can't stop him.
>something something pedophilia and cannibalism
>you and your twin brother have to kill your aunt before she destroys the world
>you discover your mission was a lie, wake up and decide to kill an old man
>Did they fuck next to that ship?
>>331993165
FFVII
>>331992803
Bingo, good job
>your sense of fashion brings you back to life
>you wake up and go kill robo-Hitler, who is a clone of your best friend
>you save your city and blow up afterwards
>Children in a tree fuck up a broken terraforming device left by an ancient civilisation.
>You follow some guy who killed a demon but now became a demon and then you kill his demon brothers
>>331992945
>Grand Theft Auto V
Correct
Here's another one:
>Einstein goes back in time and kills Hitler
>>331993380
Assassin's Creed?
>>331993426
Nope, think Japan.
>shall we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight?
>you (don't)outsmart bullet
>>331990172
>Police officer investigates strange murders.
>>331993306
Prototype?
>>331993380
SMT:IV? Not sure never beat the game but it sounds like some Shin Megami shit
>>331991843
condemned
>>331993565
Nope
>>331992804
Jackpot
>>331993645
Close, Same company.
Mayans try to take over the world.
You shoot yourself.
>spend 30 minutes wrangling 4 mentally challenged people
>>331993797
cs go?
>you try to use a tool and lose an arm
>you inhale a lot of shit
>>331993712
I'd guess one of the etrian odyssey games if only because of the tree
>>331992000
Ss13
>>331993891
Any of them, yes.
>>331993418
>Einstein goes back in time and kills Hitler
Red Alert
Have this one just for fun:
>Russian general goes back in time to kill Einstein
>you can choose to swim better or shoot bullets from inside of you
> You have to recover stolen drug money
>>331994025
Deus Ex.
And you better not choose to swim better.
>>331994025
Deus Ex Machine.
>you bully an emo girl
You create stars from ordinary household items.
>>331994074
Vice City?
>you beat up the earth
>>331993790
Persona 3?
You have sex, then you die, narrowly escape your execution and become everyones bitch only to be betrayed.
>>331990172
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM YOU'RE DEAD
>some dick steals your camera footage
Some guy is a giant asshole to you, becomes a bro, dies, and turns out to have been your dad.
>>331994136
Katamari Damacy
>>331994259
Si, señor.
>>331994174
Correct
VtMB?
>>331993387
Diablo 2?
>>331993054
No one got it? This shit is easier than
>You're a cat
>>331993540
Thief 4
>>331993959
It's any of them? I've beaten all but 3, but I don't remember fucking around with any broken devices.If it's 3 then rip, because I heard this one had the best story and I'm only at the 3rd stratum.
>>331992351
New vegas?
>Furry murders mafia because a janitor told him to.
>>331994429
Of course.
>>331994530
Haven't played 3 myself desu
>>331994572
Sly Cooper?
>>331994572
hotline miami
>>331994682
Bingo
You find yourself in a random planet full of militant eco activists and have to build a rocket to fuck off and also defend yourself with your turbo autism.
you were just an engy until the aliens attacked
>James Bond meets The Departed: The Game
>you have no idea how any of these people were able to survive before you showed up
>You're the Messiah but you're actually not the Messiah and then you shoot God
>>331994425
Disgaea?
>>331994652By device do you mean the stuff that the scientists from the past fucked up that turn into monsters? Isn't that only in 4? Or do the Untolds have the same sort of thing happening?
>>331990172
Double Agent
>>331995060
Nope.
>>331993862
nope
>slice of life-the game
>The world is destroyed and you're in charge of rebuilding it.
>>331995042
sounds like Baroque
>your job is to guard some coke snorting whore but everything turns to shit and you end up shaving your head
>>331995224
Animal Crossing?
>you're upset
>>331994919
That'd be Factorio
1.
>You are a fucking gnome. Save the world.
2.
>You travel with an asshole. You need to play rock paper scissors to get things done your way.
3.
>You are surrounded by idiots. You want to replace them with horses.
4.
>How to raise a teenage girl simulator
5.
Little girl beats demons with a swords in a big tower.
>rob bank
>shot by gf
>fightan
>>331995075
It could be different in 3 but in 1 2 and 4,the ygdrassil tree is a device to change the environment back to normal after humans fucked it, but it became corrupt after a while so you have to fuck it up to fix itas I said, im unfamillar with 3 but it seems to be a running theme.
>>331990172
You free your evil father from prison.
The end.
You fight a virus by having your girlfriend sing.
>>331992689
killer7
>>331991217
KOTOR
>>331993245
I want to know this game, the robo hitlers I know are from Wolfenstein, but I don't know about clones
>>331992076
BG 2. Too easy.
>You must escape from some place, trying to surivive and kill final boss by destroying hearts.
>>331995869
The Hitler part was figurative.
You start off wanting to be a hero, end up having to choose between saving the world or your girlfriend.
>>331990535
yep. Dark souls
>>331990172
One city, three fucks. How long will they last in this playground?
>>331993557
Either Persona 4 or Heavy Rain.
>>331995382
Was thinking Harvest Moon, but close enough.
>>331995559
4 Life is Strange?
>>331995587
Is that stuff in the Untolds? cause I don't remember that in 1 and 2, unless I'm just being retarded.
>>331996069
Dragon Age 2?
>last boss is hitler
>sequel is 10x better
>Main character tries to get friend out of a coma by playing copious amounts of vidyagams
>>331991742
>You ride around cutting down peasants and shitting on people's caravans
mount & blade?
>>331996247
That's what theygdrassil coresare, aren't they? I could be completely wrong on this.
>>331995559
1. Book of Unwritten Tales?
>>331996093
Nope.
>the murders may be related to an ancient order and are ritualistic in nature
You get mistaken for a bounty hunter, play space pirates and get involved into some deep shit. You also get to play pokemon.
>>331996562
Murdered: Soul Suspect?
I'm going out on a limb here cuz I played that recently.
>>331992628
Correct
You're dragging this girl away from her mother.
>>331996562
Call of Cthulu? :/
>>331996693
Ico
>>331996640
>>331996820
Nope.
>a man in a hood has an extremely angry expression on his face
>>331996292
.hack?
>>331996427In EO, it just called it the core, it never really said it was a terraforming device as far as I remember. In EO2 the final boss is the scientist who put himself into an immortal robot body. Neither were really ever fucked up by humanity to my knowledge.
You get trapped in some backward-ass city and shoot bear shaped robots
>>331996562
Fahrenheit: FUCKED UP ENDING?
>>331996821
Yes.
>>331996874
Mystery of the Druids. That really doesn't explain the game more so the cover art
>Rusty Fucking Knives, sloop sellers and Cockrings
>>331996919
Yep.
>In the sequel, you are the demons
Some wizard asshole drops you into the wilderness.
SPOILERS ARE EASY MODE
YOU ONLY CHEAT YOURSELF
GAME 1
>you save your friends from being eaten>everything wants to eat you
GAME 2
>there are monsters and you blow up a mansion>BLOOD
GAME 3
>you knock a scientist off a balloon>you eat fruit
GAME 4
>there are ghosts and you kill your twin>MY ARMS, MY ARMS
GAME 5
>you raped your wife>"how can you sit there and eat pizza"
GAME 6
>you can change the size of your boobs
>you can be raped by everything else>"HEY IT'S THAT DOG"
GAME 7
>if you make the little girl cry you lose
>don't talk about her mom>paperclip
HAVE FUN
>>331991307
Deus Ex: Human Revolution
>I already Know I'm right
>you kill a bunch of communists with your bare hands.
>>331997436
Actually you're wrong. Something equally yellow but more insane exists.
>>331997714
EYE
>>331997681
Hong Kong 97?
>Keyboard has 105 keys, game has 116 buttons
>>331997754
>EYE
That's right
>>331997792
yes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtYF_9e2azE
>>331997287
Sid Meiers Pirates
>An african robot goes on a quest to unveil a deadly conspiracy but in the end, discovers himself.
>>331997410
Only ever head of number two. And I guess that's only level one you are using in number two.
>>331996247
>Life is Strange?
noLong Live The Queen
>>331996495
Yes
>>331997410
Game 4: Baldurs Gate
>>331998161
>>331998174
Neither of these are correct
Try again!Are they too cryptic? I thought they were way too obvious
Hello friend, are you living?
>>331998031
Damn I got it. Though I'm not sure if murdering every fuckin ugly red in China could be described as "a bunch"
>>331997930
>My legs are ok.
>Shh, no confusion. Only brozurf now.
>MY LEGS ARE OK.
You get trick into flying to the moon to fight moon Hitler
>>331990172
Wolverine fights people in a tournament with a Sin City color palette while Marcus Fenix and Fode narrate the action
>>331997410
3 - Crash Bandicoot
>>331998453
Mad world
>>331998502
Yes, well done
>>331998587
Yes. Next one.
Nigel Thornberry and Mattias Nilson have to fight off Sulu's army.
>>331998086
>Sid Meiers Pirates
No. Extra tip:
>Sequel that did 100% of everything wrong
>>331991110
Lightning Returns?
>you spend 25 years in prison for a crime you didn't commit
>>331995042
SMT II
>>331992215
>Dragon's Dogma
No
>You dig.
>>331991856
>>331999320
One of the Dragon Quest games
>>331999359
dig dug
>>331999496
>dig dug
nein
>>331993149
Hotline Miami
>>331993714
CK2
Rise of Legends
>>331995020
Alpha Protocol
>>331997410
I'll answer my own because no-one seems to get them
GAME 1
>you save your friends from being eaten>everything wants to eat you
Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee
GAME 2
>there are monsters and you blow up a mansion>BLOOD
Resident Evil (original)
GAME 4
>there are ghosts and you kill your twin>MY ARMS, MY ARMS
Project Zero II/Fatal Frame II
GAME 5
>you raped your wife>"how can you sit there and eat pizza"
Silent Hill 2
GAME 6
>you can change the size of your boobs
>you can be raped by everything else>"HEY IT'S THAT DOG"
Haunting Ground/Demento
GAME 7
>if you make the little girl cry you lose
>don't talk about her mom>paperclip
Hotel Dusk: Room 215
You're all winners in my book, I was just too cryptic! Thanks for playing!
>>331995606
Dark messiah of Might and Magic
You first play as a cursed girl, get defeated by the final boss, play as a princess, defeat the cursed girl, lose to the final boss and then fight the final boss as the cursed girl.
>Your first task is to change the weather and stop it raining
>>332000870
This game sounds dank. What is it?
>>331991195
animal crossing
>man with a nature fetish is accused of being a spy and then gets his own tank
>>332000652
You never raped your wife in Silent Hill 2 you fucking idiot.
You're actually Strelok, brainwashed and sent to kill yourself by the scientists who createdtheZone
>>332001742
Valkyria Chronicles?
you blow shit up on a spaceship and act like a cringy anime action hero
that's literally it
>>332000634
I thought no one would get that, congrats.
>>332000652
>you raped your wife
What? I don't remember this. I do remember James smothered her to save her from the suffering, but raped?
>>332000870
I don't know but I'm highly interested in this.
>War happens
>You and your side get your shit slapped
>You get taken prisoner
>Some whiny woman starts talking to you
>End up getting headaches and flashbacks to times before the war
>Flashbacks involve a morbidly obese blackman with a hairstyle that radically changes with each flashback
>End up breaking out, killing people with guns and your headaches.No sequel.
>>332001974
yup
>someone wrecks your house so you go on a genocidal rampage
>Some bitch took your skull
>>332001742
>>332001974
Holy shit I read this as 'mature fetish' and for some reason thought of Metal Saga.
>>331995349
Max Payne 3. Surprised nobody got that one.
>>331995559
5 might be Ys Origins
>>331995585
GTA 3
>>332002037
Are you talking about Second Sight?
>>331991546
>A ghost possesses you, makes you conquer hell, then you kill some gods
Muramasa, Momohime's story?
>>332002287
Naw.
>>332001959
Fallout 2, alternatively Kingdom Hearts
>>332002296
Wooo someone finally got it.
A man named Jack fights a literal ghost in Russia, then ruins everything that happens in the next 50 years.
>>332002461
MGS3?
>>331991546
Dante's Inferno
you die on the first mission so you spend the majority of the game possessing things to solve puzzles or possessing a hot chick to shoot shit, also you aren't the main character, the villian and his dead sister are
>>332002559
Ghost Trick?
You jump back and forth over stuff every time guns are involved and you end up making friends with your enemies and then you get tortured.
you wear sunglasses at night
>>332002618
nah, if I recall it was on the gamecube
>>332002769
Geist
>>332002714
Deus ex
>>331990172
>Waifu is a semen demon, literally
>>332002918
of course
You die in the very beginning of the game and spend the rest of it running errands for everyone in California.You may or may not blow yourself up or be betrayed in the end.
>>332003061
Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines
>>332002950
Catherine
>you need to kill your family to kill yourself
>>331994336
Tony Hawk Underground
>>332003167
Fight Club
you kill certain people every few months
>>332002509
Yeah, that was a pretty easy one. Time for another.
You're a mechanic who is looking for his girlfriend far from home. There are unforeseen complications.
>>331995629
Ar Tonelico
>>332003167
Good guess, but no.
>>332003284
Adachi
>>332002950
Monster Girl Quest.
>>332003382
Yes.
>>332003554
no, I specifically mean a game where you kill a few people every few months
the answer is simpler than you might think
You drive a mecha only once in the whole game.
>>331991856
ES:O?
>>332003282
No. Wasn't even aware this was a game.
>>332003438
Disgaea 5? Or this guy>>332003605
>>332003369
Dead Space.
Did you come up with that one yourself? I once described the game in one of these threads pretty much the same way.
>>332003703
MGS4?
>You climb a tower to save a gem
>>332003773
nope.actually I just remembered you do use it more than once
