This thing slaps your girlfriends ass.
What do you do?
Realise it's a dream as I would never have a girlfirend. Then, considering the above, proceed to having gta-tier fun
Die obviously, after all those claws could rip a tank apart.
>>331986408
He literally gave me a high five so nothing.
>>331987285
You live through your girlfriend's ass?
Attack it's weak point for massive damage?
HE BROKE MY KNIFE
Stab it.
>>331987963
>implying
>>331986408
Take out my combat knife and teach this little punk bitch a lesson.
OLOLOLOLOLOLIO
All I need is a pair of scissors
>>331988126
What the!?
>>331986408
I try to remember the basics of CQC.
>>331987963
Are you insane?
Ugh! Hyeugh! Crab..Crabattle....Crabattle!
>>331988037
A knife is useless against those massive claws.
Shit my pants
>>331986408
Battle it
>>331989540
are you suicidal? Holy shit
>>331986408
Is that some kind of cave demon? I don't think I can do anything.
>>331989540
Really man?
>giant enemy crab
>not attacking it's weakpoint for massive damage
>only anon knew the correct answer
fucking neo /v/
>>331992659
>anon
Dammit snake stop saying crab battle!
>>331992659
>fucking neo /v/
It's funny because you're wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mHKHKR8x6A
>>331992659
>neo /v/
>he doesn't remember both crab meme's
step it up son!
