>sonic is a hedgehog
>enemies don't take damage when they touch his spikes
and they wonder why sega almost got financially erased from existence
>>331816835
Sonic's spikes are hair.
>B-But Sonic's up-throw in Smash!
Sonic, like every other Smash character, is a trophy brought to life. They're allowed to take some liberties.
>>331816835
STOP HATING ON SONIC
>>331817389
Sonic needs to be hated upon. That's the only way he's going to improve. SEGA isn't smart enough to respond to positive reinforcement.
>>331817174
spikes are just very solid thick furs ya dingus, just like an itchy beard. They should reboot the whole fucking franchise and give him actual hedgehog powers
>sonic has spikes
>hedgehog spikes
>takes damage from spikes on the ground
fucking sega, can't do anything right
>>331817641
>give him actual hedgehog powers
like floating?
>>331817525
Yeah like they read your threads fag
>>331818230
>>331817641
forgot gif
>>331816835
Knuckles does in Sonic 3 and Knuckles when you fight him.
Shit's fucking hilarious
I own a hedgehog, ask me anything.Yes, they shit when they run. I have to clean the little fucker's wheel every week or so. Sonic would literally be defecating constantly if he had hedgehog powers.
>>331817641
And Sonic's spikes are not solid, ya double-dingus. They wave around and bounce with physics and junk.
>>331817641
>They should reboot the whole fucking franchise and give him actual hedgehog powers
And what would they be?
>>331818313
oooh look at how he's floating oohhh
>>331818593
post a pic of the cute lil fucker already
>>331818594
>natural defense system is useless
so sonic is an evolutionary anomaly ?
>>331818970
>so sonic is an evolutionary anomaly ?
Well, gosh gee whirlikers. What do you think?
>>331818797
read into minds, spit lava, use secret kung fu techniques and more... never watched one of those hedgehog documentaries m8 ? they do crazy shit
>>331817525
I don't think LPers being pseudo-intellectuals who want everything to be Generations' "speedrunning for babies" courses is good either.
I think Lost World and Colors just need to be polished.
>>331816835
Sonic's a hedgehog, not a porcupine
>>331816835
Because that's so much worse better than
>be plumber
>touch turtle
>die
Right?
>>331819887
*worse not worse better
Jesus what the hell is wrong with me
>>331819887
You ever been bit by a turtle son?
Be glad you've still got all your fingers.
>>331819887
once a turtle bites your dick she will never ever evereverlet go
How well does Sonic resemble a hedgehog?
And did you know what a hedgehog was before Sonic?
>>331818970
I would, but I don't have any photos of the little dude offhand, and my phone is broke.
Basically every hedgehog looks the same though, googling one will give you what mine looks like.
