>Remember to take occasional breaks.
>winners don't do drugs
Does the WiiU also have shit like that or is it only on 3DS
>if you start having a seizure stop playing the game and lie down
>speak to your doctor before playing
>Being polite can go a long way.
>Put a finger on each trigger
>Please use an ashtray for cigarette butts and ashes
>Please remember to wash your hands after every meal
>remember to work and serve
>looking at that screen too long is bad for your eyes
>5 servings of fruit & vegetables a day
>>331793224
Thank you Chris for ruining my favourite soft drink.
>if you get frustrated, give up
>>331793554
Orange is shit, Strawberry is the shit.
>dress for success
>>331791081
>press start to continue
>>331793795
>filename
sal de aqui
>>331793795
>press start on my gamepad
>game doesn't actually start
T-thanks, Isaac Rebirth.
>You've been playing for an awfully long time. Don't you have anything better to do with your time?
>Please flush the toilet after use
>>331794004turn the game console off right now.
>>331794160Unrelated, but Fuck me do the Patriot AI's have an interesting point
>>331791530
Is that from wow?
>>331794114
over the top
>don't forget to fasten the Wii strap
>>331794378
>>331791081
Pomodoro user here. Occasional breaks do wonders to your brain.
>Everything not saved will be lost
>>331792648
The ones from MGS4 were the weirdest
>Smoking is bad for your health
>>331794560
>just saved literally five seconds before
>>331791081
>unprotected sex may result in the contraction of STDs such as HIV/AIDS, chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis and more
>To kill the enemy, shoot it until it dies
I'm sure the 5 cyberpunks were thrilled by this.
>cover your mouth when you cough/sneeze
>>331794742
it's funny how we need warnings like these for graffiti but not for murder
>>331794742
>some german place put up a designated graffiti wall
>arrested people for vandalizing it
>>331791162
>do drugs
>beat all my high scores in namco museum
hrm
>>331794791
You forgot the worst thing: pregnancy.
>>331794114
That's just disgusting.
>you have to wash your hands with warm water!
>Remember to wash your hands after using the toilet
>please remember to recycle
>>331795863
>Remember to BOGGLE?
> You need to purchase the DLC to access this content
>remember to bathe once every 2 days!
>>331796237
>A character in game says this
Fucking Dragon age Origins
>>331793224
that made me feel angry for some reason
>You must log in to a members server to use this item.
>>331796682
>that moment when you stop membership and you have to clear 400 plus items from your bank if you ever want to use it again
>>331796416
>Every two days
No, stop.
Shower once a day in the morning and once a night depending on your day.
And only jerk off before a shower, you yucky fag.
>Remember to add players to your friend list if you enjoyed grouping with them!
>>331795137
well, you -should- do it, and there are a lot people out there who don't
>Login to download this file
>>331796840
>only jerk off before a shower
What about during? It all gets washed away.
>women are just as good at logic and reason as men
>>331791920
What's up with the chick on the right's face?
>you must update your system before installing the new patch
>>331796840
>once a day
>showering in the mornings
>remember to courtesy flush
>Eat your vegetables and brush after every meal
>>331794662
>warning always pops up when closing game
>Sweat buckets every time
>the only way to understand the plight of the oppressed is to check your privilege daily
>>331797053
If that's the case, then they're doing an impressive job pretending they're not.
>>331793393
but that's true
>>331796840
>once a day in the morning and once a night
I'm confused, wouldn't that be twice a day then?
>Please update to Windows 10 today!
>>331796416
tfw shower once every 2 weeks
>playing stronghold
>looking at my food reserves
>pixelated meat cheese and apples looks really appetizing
>"how about a snack my liege"
don't mind if i do game
don't mind if i do
>please stand behind the yellow line.
>>331797020
>>331797094
>>331797298
I'm high, ignore my exact wording.
>Click here to donate
>>331797482
>You have been playing a very long time, m'lord
>Have you tried restarting your computer?
>>331794916
blood dragon?
>>331797653>it works
>>331797653
and yet they haven't
what i do is i ask them to change some setting that doesn't matter and then tell them to reboot for the "change to take effect" and 9 times out of 10 that fixes their problem
everyone is being a smartass about rebooting
>bless you!
>>331796416
mfw I have to shower every morning because my body has a high metabolism so I sweat more, hair gets greasier quicker and consume large amounts of food while still being a skelly.
>>331791162
>Lain
> You're hurt, get to cover!
> You were killed by a grenade, watch out for the frag indicator!
>press start
>There is no start on the PS4 controller
>>331797554
Fuck you, 1/4 rations
>pick up the can
>>331797972
Oh....
>ATTENTION: Excessive blowing, stroking, and touching may bring unwanted attention in public places
>>331798021
Also 25% increase in taxes
Are you happy now?
>please sit at least 1 metre away from the screen
>She's not real
>>331797862
>Excuse me
>please wait one hour after eating before swimming
>restart the game for the changes to take effect
>>331792961
>before
>don't rape women
>please look away from the screen when it is not lit
>Objects in the mirror may be closer than they appear
>>331791326
The first and only time I felt like I was gonna have a seizure was when when I was playing the CoD: Ghosts campaign (I know, casual, blah blah blah) and I had to use that flashing strobe light attachment. Fuck me that was brutal.
> You're game is updating. It may take several minutes to complete
>Remember that video games do not give you real joy and happiness, you must pursue your dreams and start a family!
>My life is a mess, can someone help?
>I'll keep you in my prayers
>>331797071
>right
fucking americans, I swear to God
>>331798723
why is that loli so smug
>>331798805
She knows she gonna get the D.
>friend never washes hands after going to the toilet, not even when visiting fucking Asia
>occasionally doesn't flush after shitting
>sneezes without covering his mouth
>coughs slime without covering his mouth
>lets his food leftovers and stay in his room for literally months
and
>claims I have OCD and Asperger's when I mention the things above to him
>>331796682
>old Runescape triggers
Delete this
>>331799302
>friend
>current tense
ditch the knacker cunt.
>>331797653
>slow internet
>reboot modem and router
>nothing changes
>call ISP support
>"okay now reboot your modem and router"
>do it fucking again
>it works
to this day, i'm sure they fixed something on their end and just had me waste time rebooting for no reason
fuck you at&t
>>331799302
>doesn't flush after shitting
Bully him until he stops doing this shit.
Call him "shitter", bring up toilet puns
This is unacceptable
>It is now safe to turn off your computer.
>This game uses auto-saves. If you see this icon flashing you'd better not turn off the game you fucker or I'll find you and cut you the fuck up, this is a real threat
>>331799714
I mentioned it at a party once, and he got mad and claimed I was a sociopath. He still did it repeatedly, also at other people's houses (they told me later)
except for being a disgusting slob at times, he's a cool guy and probably the only friend I can really be honest about politics, drugs and vidya with
>All posts should pertain to video games, their consoles, and video game culture. Threads should remain on topic and stay in theme with the board. Don't post off-topic garbage.
>>331797873
I'm assuming you live in a cold climate if you think showing once a day is inconvenient. Here in the sticky swamp 2 times is normal. Sometimes 3
>>331799990
>honest about politics
A /pol/tard slob who calls people unlike him mentally ill
How totally ordinary
>Your account is already logged in.
>>331800234
Dude
W
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L m a o
>>331800234
> Politics
So assumes pol
I sure hope you stop
>>331794662
>Save game manually
>Timer activates that temporarily changes the message when you're quitting the game so you don't get paranoid.
>>331800517
The worst.
>>331800228
not him, but unless where I live your hair will freeze in a couple of seconds unless you let it dry for an hour or something (or have really thin hair). so yeah, showering in the morning is inconvenient here
>>331800234
he fits the /pol/ stereotype pretty well, yeah
>>331797223
>Are you sure you want to quit? Any unsaved progress will be lost!
>Literally just saved>Back out and save again out of paranoia
>>331797942
>Die in the last mission
>"Get into cover when your health gets low"
>>331800823
>Heart of the Reich
>Now saving. Please do not turn off the power or remove the ca
>>331793795
>press start to continue
>every button lets you continue
>>331797962
Kek
>>331800580
Caring for politics is autistic
>>331798796
I meant his right stupid
>You are close to dying. Try eating to recover your health.
>>331801153
what's a right stupid?
>>331801293
>>331801218
>You are out of HP potions. Please buy some more.
>bring the amulet to Jauffre at Weynon Priory
>breaks
>>331801834
>go to Kvatch and fuck up the rest of the game with oblivion gates
>>331801937
>Climb on top of houses in the temple district
>Go inside temple via clipping through the roof
>Go through door
>Effectively jump to end of the main quest
>>331791162
My cousin use to do meth and fuck around with RPG maker 2 that's goe he discovered so many cool features
>>331791081
>45mins and then 15mins break
What's the deal with not playing while tired?
Why do they say that?
>>331803027
Your brain could literally explode
>>331803027
Your fingers will fall off after too long and you'll strain your eyes a lot.
>>331803027
It's damage control that companies use, so if someone suffers severe health effects or drops dead from exhausting themselves from binge playing, they can say that they told them to not do that.
>You didn't exit the game properly last session
>attend church every sunday
how bored are you guys really
why are you quoting safety stuff
>>331800119
Yet we get 300+ post /tg/ quest threads every two days with some asshole always kicking them off with "Oh shit nigger you are a ____"
>>331803027
The warning is there because of the autists in Korea that literally play shitty MMOs for days straight until their bodies give up
>Everyone knows what you did.
>They're in the room. You just can't see them.
>Stop lying.
>They never loved you.
>Are you sure you're alone?
>She's lying to you.
>STOP DOING THAT!
>I know you're lying.
>It knows you're alone.
>We are all slowly dying.
>Why are you lying?
>I can hear you.
>You can't ignore it forever.
Silent hill Downpour had legitimate scary loading messages scarcely mixed in between the regular tips.
>Game.exe is already running
>Last time logged in was 2 hours ago
>Haven't actually played in days
>>331803578
YES THANKS GAME IM TRYING TO TRADE STONES FOR GEAR WITH THESE CROWS WITH SULTRY VOICES SO SHUT IT
>>331803930
How do you even peel a banana this huge
>>331804883
>banana
>>331794258
kek
>>331791081
The announcer in Dawn of Discovery/Anno 1404 becomes increasingly concerned with every further announcement to take a break.
>MGV
>Play really long
>No message to take a break but Ocelot throws a bucket of water at you.
>>331791162
>>331804226
I wish I could go out like this.
>Just be confident dude. Chicks love confidence
>anno 2070 gives you reminders every 2 hours to take a break
>remember to buy my season pass
>>331803578
MOTHERFUCKER
>>331806497
>stop tearing this family apart anon, you're making me scared.
>>331795328
damn, i hate that shit, they should create a cure for pregnancy.
>>331791081
Okay no, you really should be taking regular breaks.
But then, I'm terrified of bedsores, bloodclots, and the like.
>>331808798
You forgot hemorrhoids
Those are more terrifying than knowledge that you can suddenly die or get permanently crippled due to a random event like blood vessel bursting in your brain.
>>331808625
a good left hook could fix it
>>331809257
It's fucking stretch-o-clock.
>>331809257
I've had hemorrhoids, it's bothersome but I wouldn't compare them to thrombosis
>Remember to keep proper hydrated
>To finish installation, please reboot your computer.
>>331800823
>>331810162
Rebooting your computer is a good opportunity to work on your pushups, anon.
>>331809776
>a clump of blood vessels
>sticking out of your ass
>bleeding after tough shits
I wouldn't choose tapeworms, testicular torsion or kidney stones over hemorrhoids, but I'd rather have two ingrown toenails than ass polyps.
>>331810320
>mfw I've got ingrown toenails and had ass-polyps
There's no cure for ingrown toenails, at least you can just adjust your lifestyle for hemorrhoids.
>>331810320
They don't bleed if you are not an idiot, and they regress pretty fast if you treat them. Also, ingrown nails are much worse, you'll have to have part of your toe amputated sooner or later
>saving...
>do not close or turn off your computer
>>331810018
Now Hemo anons listen: Kidney stones are no laughing matter. It's even worse that giving birth as given testimony from women whom had both
>>331801129
>caring about the future of your country is for autists
2/10 made me reply
>>331810593
I'm told that pregnancy has a bunch of retconning drugs that make the chick want to do it again.
Kidney stones is just pure pain.
>have a nice day
>You have some kind of hardware problem
>"Have you tried resetting your internet/machine"
>Remember, (GAME) is not more important than family and friends
>>331810445
>>331810496
I've had ingrown toenails.
They suck, but they don't suck THAT hard.
They do get infected and leak pus, but it's just skin and nails, not internal lining.
>Your device was not safely ejected
>>331794560
> Saving. Please do not remove the cartridge or turn off the device.
>>331811085
>had
You mean you managed to get rid of them?
>>331810593
Giving birth is overrated because men can't say
>I did it and it is no big deal
It's like Bloodborne - people who have it say it is the biggest deal ever, people who don't have it can't say it isn't because they didn't do it
>save data has been corrupted
>>331811428
>It's like Bloodborne
Fitting comparison given what that game is about.
>>331811540
M-Preg?
>>331811305
the secret is to cut your toe open at intervals and pry the nail so its starts growing outward.
A lot of cheap rum helps
>>331811305
Yes
It was on both big toes - one badly ingrown, one slightly. The bad one needed to be cut twice before it stopped growing in.
I need to cut my toenails more carefully now, but they didn't get ingrown for years.
>>331793224
This will never cease to make me feel sick.
>>331811721
>>331811812
Right, I've had these suckers for years and there's a bunch of whisky left over. Time to do this.
>>331811085
I have really weird ingrown toenails. They've been that was since I was like 5, but they've never hurt. My family thinks I'm weird for it.
>>331812092
>'murricans have to perform their surgeries themselves
Not even third-world shitholes have it this bad.
>>331796852
i wish games actually said this
>>331804357
Downpour, for all it lacked in gameplay, was pretty great in writing and atmosphere.
>>331811812
did your ingrown toenails ever puss up?
>>331810445
But that's a literal lie, I live in Argentina and I got a surgery for that. They just cut the Nail Matrix of both sides and that's it.
>>331812907
Quite a lot.
One got swollen and was leaking 90% of the time.
>The US military does not condone the killing of unarmed combatants. But this isn't real, so why should you care?
>Employees are required to wash their hands before returning to work
>>331791081
>read the health and safety info
>Historical reenactment
>>331794258
>PS4 pad
How
>>331798509
>>
ITS THE DEMON-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!H!H!H!!H!H!H!H!BYUCBEYUBDUYQEWOBGYCFNQ)
>>331791081
Enjoy your carpal tunnel. I mean, a 15 minute break every hour is silly, but occasional breaks help keep you not entirely sedentary and could even help you with the game if you're stuck somewhere
>>331797436
Kill yourself.
>Username was already taken
>Don't aim the wii remote at other players
>enter shop which is just a 2d background
>loading...for 20 seconds
>open menu
>loading...
>talk to someone
>portrait is delayed in coming up and text moves slow
>>331797989
sauce my good man?
>>331796840
I usually shower in the morning, because waking up I feel weird, like my skin is pasty and my hair is oily and such. Still, I can't deny nothing feels better than sleeping in a comfy bed after a hot shower.
>>331795001
Hey. Fuck you.
>>331818310
>>331818572
"Futa isn't gay when x" are the worst kind of closeted fags, maybe except homophobes.
>>331819312
I will never understand people who claim futa on girl is somehow more gay than guy on girl. It just doesn't make sense on any level.
>>331819729
The part where you aren't fapping to the dude fucking a girl, but you are fapping to the futa fucking a girl.
If futa on girl isn't gay, then dog on girl isn't zoophilic.
>>331818310
>>331819846
But a girl doing the fucking is more attractive than a man doing the fucking. Essentially, I want my women to be getting fucked, but I'd rather there be no men involved because they're unattractive. What is gay about this?
>>331818310
It's rude.
>>331819846
That is the shittiest logic I've ever heard. Futa on girl is demonstrably less gay than guy on girl, because there are less things attractive to gays involved.
>>331820028
>But a girl doing the fucking is more attractive than a man doing the fucking.
That's the whole fucking deal.
You're fapping to a dick.
If you were straight, you would fap to the girl getting fucked, not to a dick-having person doing the fucking.
>>331820096
That is the shittiest logic I've ever heard.
You're fapping to a dick, excusing self with "but gays" isn't worth shit. Gays don't fap to male on shemale either and you'd probably consider it more gay than futa on girl.
>>331819312
>>331819729
i just want sauce on that dickgirl
>>331820096
I went to college for this
>>331820610
>You're fapping to a dick
No, I'm not. Not sure where you got that idea from.
>>331798509
Why the hell is this show a good idea it's literally just "waaaaa the internet ruined my life over some stupid hypocritical thing i did." and it will encourage people to look them up and criticize them like before.
Pic related is desperately wants to be poked fun of on purpose just to get syfy more viewings.
>>331820845
>But a girl doing the fucking is more attractive than a man doing the fucking.
>>331820610
>You're fapping to a dick.
>If you were straight, you would fap to the girl getting fucked, not to a dick-having person doing the fucking.
I'm not fapping to the dick. I'm fapping to the girl getting fucked. But the less a man is involved, the better.
>>331820610
>>331820845
if there's a dick in the porn you're fapping to it even if it's self-insert. sexuality is a sliding scale not a binary thing. Being a little bit gay isn't bad.
>>331820910
Yes.
Every single fucking thread on /v/ turns gay. Some quicker than others.
>>331820632
Here's the sauce:
http://exhentai.org/g/875197/0a201219dc/
Fun fact, the guy wrote a slice of life about riuding motorcycles, and it's getting an anime that airs in about a week.
>>331821090
Don't ever post again.
>>331821202
i think i will.
>>331820913
>But the less a man is involved, the better.
Insecurity of this type is a very good sign that you're actually gay. Straight men fap to man-on-woman porn, with those who fap to lesbians being "weird".
It's almost common knowledge.I know, I went through this
If you fap to anything that isn't solo female or lesbians you are gay.
>>331821184
thanks bro
>>331821297
>with those who fap to lesbians being "weird"
Is it? I feel like lesbian is pretty common fap fodder.
>>331791162
>>331805698
STRAIGHT EDGE
>>331821398
"Pretty common" as in 10-20%, not 40-60%.
>>331821330
If you fap to those and not to straight porn, you are statistically significantly more likely to be gay and in denial.
>>331821534
>this thread
>>331821297
>Insecurity of this type
What insecurity, m8? I have a choice of porn with a man or porn without it. I choose porn without it, because I'd rather look at two women than at 1. It's not like I exclusively like futa.
>>331818572
>that explanation
It should be Man + Woman = baby.
It's not so fucking hard to understand.
>>331821534
>If you fap to those and not to straight porn, you are statistically significantly more likely to be gay and in denial.
You got source on that? Sounds kind of asspulley.
>>331791162
I remember seeing this message in Saints Row IV. It was wired
>>331795203
On GCN?
>>331821087
If it has a dick, it isn't a woman.
>>331820632
>I went to college for this
>>331822000
>Sports
>>331822995
That seems rather arbitrary anon. Implies that what you find attractive in a woman is her vagina, which I feel is a very rare outlook.
>>331823112
It does, puffy lips get me diamond hard.
