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When I broke my hand once and Gears of War had just come out, I couldn't play it so my friend did the right half of the controller and I did the left half. Got like halfway through the game like that.
sounds gay desu
who fucking cares
i come to this board for some game news
like from work and i have a hard and tough day and right now i'm drinking and fuck this shit because drinkin is more interesting than what you guys babble about
i mean come on you guys are th emost dullest shits ever with these shitposts and nonsense thrads
fuck
>>331724491
That's really gay
>>331724491
That's actually really fucking cuteand gay as fuck:3
>>331724648
Subscribed.
>>331724491
but, did your balls touch?
>>331724491cutefrogposter
>>331724648kill yourself fag
>>331725113
lmao why don't i just have sex with you instead you seem to want it baby
when my friend's little brother was learning to talk apparently "sly raccoon" was among the first phrases he tried coming out with
I did something similar.
When mario galaxy came out me and my little cousin wanted to play together but there wasnt a true multiplayer mode, so I used the wiimote and she used the nunchuk. Its a pretty cool way to play desu and I would do it again
Speaking about cute and Gears of War, Gears of War was the first game my mom has ever played. I heard her in the hall and I told her to come into my room to check out my game. Then I chainsawed some guy in half. She said the game looked fun and asked me to teach her how to play it. She couldn't grasp it at all, so I bought Viva Pinata for her to play thinking Viva Pinata was going to be a simple game.Viva Pinata is unreasonably brutal.
>>331725164
whats your address, i'll come around?
>sleeping over at friend's
>his mom brings home carls jr
>playing vidya and eating food at same time because we're slobs
>he grabs his bag
>"eat like you mean it!?"
>drops trow and starts playing with himself
>"CUM like you mean it!!"
>he starts laughing uncontrollably
>we 100% gran turismo 2 that night
>never felt comfortable playing racing games after that
He was also the only kid in the entire school who got to see "Freddy Got Fingered" in theaters.Fucker was huge. In 6th grade with a boner as wide as a soda can and as long as a VHS cassette. If he wasn't so fucking weird he'd probably have sex with every girl he'd run into.
>>331724491
I remember playing Metal Gear Solid in my best friend house along with his big brother.
Because we were dumb kids he played most of it and explained the story for us and then we played pretend when we got tired of the game, I was always Psycho Mantis because I thought he was the coolest, my friend was Raven and the his big bro pretended to be Snake and he had to fight us.
He's a cool guy, I'm glad he's happily married now.
>>331725406
123 penthouse st
penthouse town, ca 90321
>i'll come around
i bet u will ;^)
when i was very very young my friend nicknamed his ponyta after me because he thought i was the fastest kid in the world.i miss you Dimitri
>>331724491
are you me?
>break hand punching fucking bully at school
>get suspended 2 days out
>mom takes me to store and I get GoW
>I go to the doctor and get a cast and have my hand ina a janky position for a month
>learn to play online with the cast
>get cast off, became a god at GoW
Good ol' days.
>>331726517
DUDE I WAS FIGHTING A BULLY TOO
>>331726748
KEEPIN THE PEACE BRO
>>331726748
i too
wait nevermind that hasn't happened since i left highschool
>>331726886
I was in middleschool
>>331724648
>game news
Just follow some sites' feed or Twitter man
>>331724648
you live an exotic life dontcha
Can I tell akind of sad[/spoiler story of how a friend turned into an asshole?
>play dark souls
>strength build
>STRONK
>let other players phantom summon me for seath
>run up to seath and go apeshit with axe
>messages of praise and thanks
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>>331724491
Playing Tomb Raider Temple of Osiris co-op with my fat ex where she was Lara Croft and I was the black guy. That way she could I could pretend that she wasn't a fat land whale while she could pretend I had a dick big enough to halfway satisfy her. Good times.
used to play on the ps2 with my best friend all the time. we both had the console and literally all day every day just ride our bikes, play tag, hide n' seek, annoy girls and adults alike with retarded shit like throwing huge toys out of the 4th floor, and of course, play on the ps2.
So many hours spent on SvR 2007 (and 2006), especially hell in cell matches
100%'d true crime streets of la. all 3 storylines, all alternate missions, all upgrades, even got snoop dogg
tons of ratchet & clank 3 MP, also when ratched deadlocked came out we beat it like 2 or 3 times in one sitting with new game plus, maxed out the currency.
he later became kind of a dick to me and went back to our home country
>>331724491
Aww did you marry him faggot?
>>331724491
That sounds cute and gay as fuck
>>331727701
If she wanted a black gaming partner why didn't your wife's son play with her?
