I have to play one of the Dragon Age games for my university course. Which one is the best to play?
>>331701119
Dragon Age 2
>>331701119
Just dont play inquisition. Its garbage.
this can't be real
>>331701119
"university course"
So what for profit school are you getting your worthless piece of paper from anon?
>>331702117
It's actually a state university
>>331702103
It's real, there's an entire section of the course about Dragon Age.
>>331701119
>you are required to buy Dragon Age 1, 2, or 3
What the fu-
>also please sign up fora free membership and avatar on Second Life account
WHAT
What class is this
>>331702258
haha holy shit america
>>331701119
Dragon Age: Origins was endlessly entertaining with some pretty good characters and decent worldbuilding
Dragon Age 2 was a garbage action remake with shit characters and contrived, cliched storylines.
Dragon Age 3 is forced epicness: the meme and SJW pandering
>>331702258
OH MY GOD
THE AMERICAN MEME'S ABOUT 400 WORD ESSAYS WEREN'T FAKE
MY MIND IS ETERNALLY BLOWN
OH MY FUCKING GOD
>>331701119
I can't even. This shit has made me Tumblr.
>>331702258
>an entire section of the course about Dragon Age
What garbage school are you studying at? This can't be fucking for real.
Who is your lecturer? Who writes these assignments?
>mfw playing games for grades
why not Dark souls? hipsters academics love it, just look how many hour long essays on youtube it inspired
>buying from Origin
jesus, this is a troll
buy DA 1 from Steam, fuck the EA shill
better yet, buy the witcher from Gog and a copy of LGBT weekly (this is so you can bluff the plot of a bioware game)
>Second Life
What the hell is the problem with this?
>>331702258
>400 word essay
Let me guess? Some trap shit like Full Sail?
>>331702258
Motherfuckers is that what passes for uni projects in burgerland? I can write a fucking book about that shit, it's not hard to make up bullshit.
>>331702258
Holy shit, what university?
>>331701119
>Dragon Age for class
Is it some culture or programming class? It talks about the told tale, so...
>Second life avatar
Fuck you this is fake isn't it
Fake class.
>>331702390
It's an upper division English Course. Literature and Technology.
>>331702570
>>331702326
The professor gives all his lectures on Second Life
holy fucking shit
>>331702258
>college
Seriously, don't even bother. Pick up a trade and become a master at it. 100k a year in no time and you'll never be in want of work.
>>331702258
I write 400 word essays on why you're a faggot every hour
get a better school
>>331702687
I just want to end it all, Anon. This is too much.
>>331702258
>400-600 word essay
Mate, I had to write a 24.000 word essay for a university exam not 3 months ago.
The fuck is this 400 word bullshit? That's literally 2% of what I had to write.
>>331702725
Ah, one of those. My school has its share of joke 300 level courses for the lazy seniors looking to pad out their gen ed requirements.
>>331702725
Are you fucking for real?
Please, if you can, record one of your online lectures and upload it on youtube. PLEASE.
I will fucking give you money.
>you got into student debt, to be told to use Origin
kek
>>331702687
This can't be real
I refuse to believe
>>331702687
>Scared Yao Ming
>>331702725
Does it feel good to know you're burning money?
First, smack yourself for joining such an awful course. Then buy Origins because it's the only one that doesn't suck.
>>331702258
>400 word essay
Thuh fuc
>second life
D R O P P E D
>>331702258
No this can't be fucking real I refuse to believe it shut the fuck up get off my internet its fucking mine fuck off
>>331702939Nothin personnel
OROWARI DA!
Take your pick.
This is fake, you rusemeister.
>be a computer science student in university
>professors seems like a really intelligent, insightful person
>one day the subject somehow gets on video games and he starts talking about how great Skyrim is
Why are all old people casuals?
>>331702725
>The professor gives all his lectures on Second Life
>>331702258
>400 word essay
You said this was college, right?
>>331702838
Only shit tier schools outside a thesis reinforce large word limits. If you can't answer in 400 then you're one wordy queer lacking eloquence
>>331702687
Man, don't take this class with Doctor Razdan. He's so out of date on his memes. We were covering grafics cat last semester.
>>331702725
>The professor gives all his lectures on Second Life
>State University
This is where your doubt needs to start cementing.
Fucking community colleges have more professionalism than this.
>>331702838
Wait, what the fuck? What kind of exam actually sets a maximum wordcount? How fucking long was it for you to be able to write that much in one sitting ?
>>331702725
>The professor gives all his lectures on Second Life
Oh my good god.
>>331702858how much
>>331703174
is ben garrison's book good enough for university ?
>>331703137
I've seen this guy posted a few times now.
I know what the meme is, but not the origin. Could you please elaborate?Legitimately asking.
>>331703137
It fucking has to be. If this is real, I give up on the education system.
This is Lit and Tech. What the fuck.
>>331702790
>Hate Memes
>>331703146
Skyrim is pretty good, though.
Aren't many, if any, games that attempt to do all aspects of what it does.
>>331701119
>second life
>literally famous for being a degenerate furry autism program
my fungus sides, you should bring it up that your christian values won't allow you to use something as degenerate as second life.
>>331702725
>The professor gives all his lectures on Second Life
Tell me where
I will visit
>>331703203
that's the joke
>>331703314
/pol/ where it needs to fuck off back to.
>>331703137
>>331703327
p sure he just changed the text for the assignment on Blackboard and stuff
>>331703353
And when
Please
>>331702258
Look, I don't want to shit on you, but I went to university too and this shit you've just posted is embarrassing for your university. It is written as layman as possible using terms such as "lame" and "wishy-washy", and even provides an example of how they want you to write your answer which is handholding to a ludicrous degree. Finally, a 400-600 word essay is barely even an essay. You can fit that onto a single piece of paper at 12-point font. All of my essays from university clocked in at least 1000 words, with the average essay containing 2000 words. I mean, surely universities didn't change that much in the four years since I've graduated, could it?
While I might not disagree with their choice to use a videogame as the topic in their class, or that the game chosen is as shitty as Dragon Age, tasks like "review Dragon Age" are hardly critical thinking.
>Review Dragon Age. Is it a good game?
Well OP you have come to the right place to get answers.
>>331702258
>400-600 words
I want to a fuckin' community college and had more essays bigger than this shit.
>>331703314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCjjVSmop5Q
>Second Life lectures
What fucking Elective course is this?
Are your peers using mesh furry/anime shit or regular creepy SL prim avatars?
>>331702258
>400 word essay
What is this high school bullshit? My fucking application essay had a higher requirement.
>>331702838
>24000 words
>for an exam
That's 48 single-spaced pages, you turbonigger. Unless you're compiling and submitting a portfolio for some COM or ENG class, you'll never have to write that much outside of your thesis.
>>331701119
>having to play shit games for university
What is the world coming to?
>>331703174
>>331702687
>>331702790
>>331702905
>>331703038
Well its been fun guys. i am going to start a new life on a Amish farm away from human life.
>>331703038
>>331703453
>>331703403
Thanks guys.
I don't even feel like killing myself right now.
>>331703314
/po/ shit.
>>331702258
way to set us all back 15 years with your shit school
Post entire syllabus OP. Burden of proof is on you because this is obviously fake.
>No text books but you do have to buy a console or PC and a game for it :^)
>For an English class
Nah-uh.
>>331702448
>>331702468
>>331702506
>>331702660
>>331702673
>>331702712
>>331702783
>>331702790
>>331702838
>>331703052
>>331703082
The part about Dragon Age may or may not be fake, but this whole xxx page essay thing is completely real. I'm in my first year of college, and so far, the three essays I've had to do for English were 450-500, 550-600, and one that had no word limit or cap at all.
Also, here's a fun tidbit. In our class, we do a writer's workshop of sorts where we have to proofread and critique three other people's papers. For the 550-600 page essay, the first paper I received was not even written in any format whatsoever, let alone MLA (it was bold, italicized, and centered, with just his name in the left corner), the second paper was written in under 300 words and did not have a conclusion (she didn't feel it was necessary), and the third paper was not only written so fucking poorly, but it was covering a completely different topic instead of the one we had to do for our paper.
Amerifat education, everyone.
>>331702838
Assuming you could write 1 word per second, which is unlikely to impossible, that would take 7 hours to write.
Exam, or take home assignment? Because that does not sound like an exam.
>>331702258
Wait. Arizona state?
>>331703292
I'll give you ten bucks to prove you're not bullshitting. All you have to do is record your entire lecture on second life and upload it with an explanation in the description.
>>331703669
Why so you can dox me, you fucking goobergibbie?
>>331702725
>The professor gives all his lectures on Second Life
>>331701119
>they are excellent at resolving them
This is clearly fake.
>>331703691
Christ almighty. I'm a fucking COM major and we still submit anything less than 1000 words outside of news.
>>331703691
I'm simultaneously disgusted and also extremely jealous.
I'd ducking have a 4.0 average in that system, jesus.
>>331702258
The Talos principle would make a better subject than any Transdong age.
>>331703525
>>331703227
>>331703270
I messed that up severely.
24.000 characters, not 24.000 words, my bad.
Word count was just under 3.800.
That's still almost 10 times as much as OP's requirements, though.
>>331703691
What university
Theres a reason only a handful of institutions are actually respected, its because they don't do shit like this.
>>331701119
>>331702687
>>331702790
>>331702905
>>331703038
somebody sceencap this
>went to a CC for two years
>transferred to a branch of a state university in my city
>paid to get my B.S. in a degree that is generally looked down upon
>got smaller class sizes and more professor interaction
>learned a lot of really interesting, useful shit
>didn't have any wacky peculiar material like this stuff
Feels good mang.I lucked out.
>>331703691
same here in yurop sadly. Although not everyone over here is retarded. I also had to do a 2k words essay the other week, took me a few hours to write it up probably, had to write more in 8th grade already each term.
WHAT
SCHOOL?
>>331701119
>Taking any course that isn't hard science once you complete general education
HAHA, good luck with that anon, you'll need it.
>>331703883
>character limit
Nobody does this
>>331703761
>dox you
Syllabus's don't have names or personal info on them outside the professor you mong.
>>331703905
It's a state college in Tennessee.
>>331702468
In bong university and college I had to do tiny essays.
The point was to keep them concise and to the point, so faglord mcknowitall doesn't ramble on through 100 pages of nonsense
I'm really not making this up. The professor records his own lectures on Second Life so I'll post the video after he posts it. This is an online class that non English majors take so that they can focus on their major by taking an easy division 2 class. This is the only upper division English class I have to take for my major
>>331703883
kek, I wrote that in high school in history class and more than once. You have to use your fucking brain though. My prof has to proof read about 140 essays each few weeks. Imagine the difference between 600 words and 4000 words for him. He would literally not be able to do it at all then.
>>331701119
I had a professor who wanted to make an island with Object-Oriented lessons on it in Second Life so people could see and learn in action. It almost was required/realuntil we all logged in, became women, and flew to Lesbian Paradise world, quickly changing the professor's mind
Origins is the one to play if you're forced to
>>331701119
Dragon Age isn't even the worst part of that OP.
>>331703929
2k is fine for lower division shit though, it's enough to weed out retards while letting those that aren't English majors just get on by.
>>331703925
Community Colleges are legit. The good ones at least, they have teachers there to actually teach instead of initiating silly research initiatives for funding money.
Word requirements are bullshit.
Brevity is wit.
toasting in epic bread
>>331702258
And I thought I was destroying America by teaching critical theory, Marx and white privilege.
>>331704064
>Blackboard
So everyone lost that 10%?
>>331704064
Out of ANY game, and I mean ANY FUCKING VIDEO GAME, why the hell would you pick DRAGON GODDAMN AGE.
Pic related. I could write fucking piles of essays on pic related.
>>331703227
This on essays.
The only history majors go beyond 1000 words which is mostly b/c
a. History is a shit major
b. History majors are usually ancient old ass niggas
c. History papers are just regurgitation of material sans constructive thought
>>331703475
That would actually be highly amusing.Either that or child avatars. See everyone freak right the fuck out.
Non-american here, what are the differences between a community college and a college/university? I thought CC were the poorfag colleges people who couldn't pay other schools went to.
>>331704064
I had to take a class once where you write 5 200 word papers which are neither read nor corrected and do a 15min presentation. No final test. Top that.
>>331704064
What an excellent debt-generating instiution.
Seriously anon, find something better to do with your life, because nobody is going to care that you did this.
>>331704187
Never had an issue with blackboard.
>>331703146
>professor hooks his PC up to projector
>desktop is filled with Command & Conquer
>Doom and Duke 3D hiding out in the corner
>>331704167
get back behind ur curtain u cheeky cunt
ill stab u again
>>331704192
>why do people enjoy INSERT GAME X
>why don't they enjoy GAME Y
I mean sure Deus ex and System Shock 2 are in my top 3 favourite games but you are acting like a literal kid right now. It is almost as if you never heard of casuals before somehow.
>>331704251
>Implying the modern education system isn't 30% degree related and 70% credits to graduate
One of my classes was lit. walking. We walked.
>>331701119
origins or inquisition.
>>331703691
>Pay thousands of dollars for education
>Don't even try to put in any effort
Why?
>>331704001
m8, I would show you the bloody exam assignment if it wasn't written in Danish.
We had two days to write, at minimum, X amount of standard pages, each page being defined as Y amount of characters. All in all, it added up to a minimum of 24.000 characters.
>>331703715
See >>331703883
>>331701119
How fucked is this world, if you are forced to play a bioware game.
is this your teacher?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vqOoNkrRME
>Teacher plays a video to the class
>Opens it on his computer running through the projector
>VLC
>>331704154
To a degree, yeah, but I feel that the same applies to university as well. Real hit-or-miss regardless.
For example, when I took my basic Biology course in CC, my teacher was somewhat new to teaching. She would constantly arrive 10-15 minutes late to class every week. She would act mad whenever people left when class was over instead of staying for the rest of the lecture (since she was late.) I, for one, had a class afterwards so I couldn't stay even if I wanted to. That said, all she ever did was read verbatim off the power point slides yet she would never post them online.
>>331704167
While I don't know what that means, I agree that word counts are bull$h*it. You'll just artificially inflate your topic, making it worse to read. Nobody wants to read fluff, get to the fucking point.
>>331704064
I was hoping you'd confess and say it was fake. It would save me ten bucks and some depression.
Online class, why the fuck not just use skype or something. Why second life of all things. This is just sad.
>>331704064
What course is this? What qualification would one gain from doing this?
>>331703691
You want to talk about terrible papers?
>going to CC so I can transfer to Uni later (big fucking mistake)
>English 102 class, have to peer review papers
>some redneck behind me chooses me as his partner, I never bother talking so I said fuck it and went along with it
>hand him my rough draft, it's all hand written, not my best work
>he hands me his
>i start reading it
>not even MLA format, barely a page long
>no thesis statement, literally no supports, no transitions, no concession, no conclusion, fucking nothing
>terrible grammar and spelling, paragraphs aren't even formatted correctly
>this nigga can't even press the Tab button on his computer correctly
>one of the worst papers i've ever read, feel disgusted and angry reading it
>do my review and hand it back to him
>reading his review
>barely wrote anything at all, wrote that "i ain't got a conclusion"
>my conclusion paragraph literally starts with "in conclusion"
Fuck America, and fuck community colleges. Absolutely disgusting, ever since I started going to CC my narcissism has increased dramatically because these people are so incompetent.
>>331704442
over here education is free and many folks get forced to do it by their parents with do it or get disowned/do not get money.
>>331703038
>that feeling when english class where I had to do this but for Wikipedia to get the most edits albeit this was only like 20% of the grade
>that feeling I just edited a shitton of Toku pages as I was watching shows at the time to update them
>>331704501
Why is this bad
>>331704231
Bampu~
>>331704560
Literature and Technology. Everyone has to take one upper division science class and one upper division humanities class to graduate. It has nothing to do with my major
>>331704504
>I don't know what that means
holy shit an actual living 100% retarded idiot
>>331704609
Where's "here"?
Holy shit not even mandatory Minecraft classes would be this autistic
>>331704570
That's what I'm in actually, CC, so I can transfer to Uni later.
Tennessee paid for all of it, so I'm not complaining.
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
>>331701119
>paying thousands of dollars to take a class on Second Life.
Wew lad
>>331702258
>>331704064
>so I would like you to try to relax a little and being in university.
this is an english course, anon?
jesus fucking christ
>video games become new medium of teaching
>let's plays become new sparknotes
>"CITE YOUR GAMEPLAY.. NO LET'S PLAYS!!!"
>Guy gets caught forgetting to edit pewdiepie out
>>331704716
Any first world country in yurop.
>>331704167
Fuck off retard
>>331703691
why the fuck would an essay have to be any longer? especially if it's just for a weekend assignment or something like that. How many times have you read anything longer than that? Literally any sort of article online or in a magazine or whatever is that length.
Plus, why the fuck would a professor want to grade a hundred fucking long ass essays every god damn 3 days. Almost always are end of semester papers the 10 page bullshits.
Holy shit this thread is proving that Trump deserves to be President.
>mfw starting my M.A. this fall
PANICI have to teach myself study habits and will need to force myself to study and memorize everything. I'm pretty scared.
>>331704192
You're missing the point. The point is why does a lit and tech major have to write an in-depth review about a fucking videogame and the social politics surrounding it?
>>331704764
I still had to pay for my classes, although not very much. For full time this semester I barely paid $800, including books
>go to University for 2 years
>courses all "taught" by chinese TAs
>bullshit like 400 word essays
>learn nothing I didn't learn in highschool
>stuff happens
>run out of money
>go to community college
>Professors all speak perfect English
>care (or seem to care) very much about what they teach
>actually learn things
The worst part is the community college doesn't offer the degree I want, so I'm going to have to go back to a "real" school eventually.
>>331704231
>>331704704
A community college is low-cost and only offers basic courses and training programs. You cannot complete a 4-year degree at CC, but you can complete a 2-year one and pick up some gen ed. From there, you can enter the workforce or apply for merit or need-based scholarships at proper universities, transfer applicable credits, and work towards completing a four year degree in the major of your choice.
>>331704167
This.
As anEnglishmajor, all of my essay assignments had word requirements, but my professors never gave me any trouble for not meeting them. They knew that I was good at articulating arguments and appreciated the clarity of well designed essay structures as opposed to sloppy never ending filler material.
>>331704570
most ppl are there to just get a job amd dont need to be smart to be competent at what theyre training for. Nothing wrong with that. You cant help if youre just dumb.
>>331704609
It's free over here too, but he specifically mentioned amerifat education.
>>331703227
Oh, don't get me wrong, I fucking hate having to artificially inflate in my essays, making them way longer than they need to be, but it's not like I have a choice.
I'm just jealous OP gets away with it while I had to sit through making essays 3 times that long.
The first one so you can make fun of all the faggots in your class that actually bought the sequels.
>>331704840
I ve read a 90 page essay on rhodesia the other week, was fun. My grandma literally reads several hundred pages essays on nuclear medicine every single day. Why are you so uneducated and surrounded by more of the same? This is fucking sad.
>>331704570
I like my CC. I'm in Cali too so I can transfer to a UC, great options in that regard. Plus, I get paid to go to school since I'm under the limit in terms of family income
You must have one shit CC
>>331704863
>>331704352
I think there are games that have very good writing and insightful literature within, and Dragon Age is simply not one of them.
>>331704208
>this is what retards actually believe
Try submitting a history essay with no ''''''constructive though'''''' in any decent school and you'll likely get run down for plagiarism.
The entire point of most of them us to do a fuckload of independent research, form a well-founded, detailed opinion on the topic, and to then construct a strong argument from it with as much evidence as you can possibly muster to back up your points.
>>331704884
>taking multivariable calculus
>chinese TA does absolutely nothing
>get an email
>"grandpa died have to go to china for a week"
>another TA subs in
>the exact same fucking thing but female
I HATE CHINESE PEOPLE
I AM LITERALLY BECOMING RACIST TOWARDS CHINESE AND AUSTRALIANS
>>331704941
Thanks
>>331704570
>starting your conclusion with "in conclusion"
literally pleb tier
>>331704501
>vlc creates a data moshing effect for certain anime of all things
>this shithole hates it ever since
Fuck you, vlc is perfectly fine. I prefer MPV but there's nothing wrong with vlc
>>331705040
>AUSTRALIANS
there is literally nothing wrong with us.
>I suggest you buy it via the origins site
>they are excellent at resolving technical difficulties
Good one prof
pirate that shit and buy $45 worth of beer or actual good games
If you have to get it legally, just get origin access for a month faggot, then you have all 3 dragon age games for $5 for the month
>>331703691
That's interesting, but you didn't have to quote every single person in the thread to say that.
>>331704965
give it a week and you won't remember 90% of it.
And don't bullshit yourself.
>>331705032
Yeah there is one and its called mask of the betrayer and its a fucking add-on if I am not mistaken. Everything else is not even entry-level good compared to literature. Dragon age is insanely shit in everything but games with good writing are a dime a dozen.
>>331702258
WHAT
>>331704840
Look buddy, a 550-600 page essay comes down to fucking 2 pages. Two. That's pathetic. I'm not wanting to write 20 page epics here, but I have information I want to share that I simply can't because of retarded word limits.
>>331705135
AHHH YES KEEP THINKING THAT YOU FUCKING KANGAROO SACK OF SHIT
>>331705160
2 pages every week. Doesn't seem like a small amount at all
>>331705040
I dunno about Australians, but I can confirm that the University of Kansas is basically little Beijing.why the fuck would you study overseas to go to possibly the most irrelevant state in the union?
>>331704884
Schools all boil down to the teacher you have honestly. CC also generally has to be easier because of the low barrier of entry. I'm actually a little pissed because my CC had a damn good comp sci department, but it was too hard for 30 year old computer illiterates so it's been dumbed down quite a bit.
>>331704949
Sure they don't need to be good at a specific subject to get what they're training for, but this class is English 102, not 101. This is the second English class a freshman must take at my CC and the dude barely had a grasp on the English language. I'm confused as to how he passed 101 when he writes like a three year old with down syndrome
>>331704978
It's a CC in the Appalachia region, take that as you will.
>>331705080
Like I said not my best work..
>>331704858
You could also kill yourself now or just apply for the home depot job you'll be recieving
>>331705160
I highly doub anyone gives any sort of fuck about what you have to say about anything.
>>331702790
>SAD FROG
HIS NAME IS PEPE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>331705135
>except that you are a nation of shitposters and Canadians are almost as bad.
>>331705148
I could write a summary of it in 5 months from now. I ve already briefed 2 seperate people on it a while ago. Not everyone has the attention span of a dimwit.
>>331704208
You forgot Philosophy. Phil papers can and will burn through word counts like crazy. 1000 words is barely an introduction sometimes.
>>331702725
holy fuck this can't be real, OP's just taking us on a ruse cruiser-right?
>>331701119
Anon for the love of god pick origins. They are all garbage but at least it will be less painful that way
>>331705080
>reading about your universities
>my course descriptions read like this
>Learning outcomes of the course: Students have got a comprehensive understanding of bioelectronics; connection of electronics to biological tissues and cells. They can use electronic systems as sensors, actuators, and interconnection in especially in vitro and implantable applications for neuronal and other control They can explain the designs, limitations and benefits of implantable devices for clinical applications. Students can design neuromuscular and other implantable devices and in-vitro electronics for electric control of e.g. neural networks in cell culture and tissue engineered structures and their components.
>3 credits
>300 credits required for a complete degree
>mfw
I'm so glad I'm intelligent enough to be an engineer and didn't have to pursue a meme degree and take classes like this.
>tfw people ask my major
>I say biological engineering
>their response is simply, 'oh, that means you're smart, right?'
>>331703632
This doesn't look like origami to mi.
Play Witcher 3 instead.
>>331705040
>LITERALLY BECOMING RACIST TOWARDS CHINESE
vancouver?
>>331705227
That is like 30minutes of work, how fucking retarded are you? The real reason for limitations is that the professor has to read up to 200 of these shitty things every other week. The amount of work in writing 2 pages is laughable. The amount of work correcting 400 pages is huge.
>meme studies
It seems like it would be an important part of learning online market techniques
>>331705283
sure anon, sure.
>>331704948
>Put in word requirement
>Students don't meet them
>Praise them for intentionally fucking up the assignment
I fucking hate your professors
>>331705352
>"be an engineer"
Oh, so you're 18 and are going to graduate with a 2.5 GPA.
>>331705383
Connecticut
>>331704064
>Not showing up to the Second Life lectures with a giant dick flopping around on your character
>>331705135
Fuck off m8 put another shrimp on the barbie for me and grab me a fosters
You can also take your "no petite women in porn" with you
>>331705283
sounds like you talked to 2 people that probably would have rather have sat in silence.
You really need to be more self aware. No one cares. Like seriously, no one.
>>331705204
>>331705283
You lot are simply jealous. No one here shitposts and we all speak perfect English. It is you that are the shiteposting cunts.
>Just finished a replay of DA:O.
>Now starting on DA: Awakenings DLC for the first time.
>Seems pretty cool.
>See thread on DA
>OH Cool! I can ask questions and stuff and tips and tricks
>MFW this thread seeing the thread in the end.
>>331705419
>Oh, so you're 18 and are going to graduate with a 2.5 GPA.
I'm already in uni. Funny story, though: my friend graduated as an electrical engineer with a 2.3 GPA because he failed Calc II 3 times. Lied about his GPA on his app and has been working for that company for years and now makes 6 figures.
>>331705283
As a Canadian I can confirm that I love shitposting more than anything else here
>>331705530
You appear buttrattled
Only STEAM degrees matter.
If you picked anything else, you're human trash.
TRAAAAAASH!!!!
>>331705418
Sometimes word limits are necessary for the people in there that aren't good enough to get their points across in a concise manner.
>>331705525
>hurr durr let me make retarded assumptions so I do not have to feel bad about being a fucking inbred idiot
no I am not an assburger faggot like you. They were genuinely interested and both actually read it themselves and that is how I can tell that you are an idiot.
>>331705612
you are a fucking leaf
>>331704664
What the hell is toku?
>>331705647
t. Australian
>>331705607
>I'm already in uni.
I know, freshman.
>>331703691
KEK, I usually have to do multiple 2000 word essays every month and I never even thought that someone studying in uni would get off any easier. Also, the language I'm typing in generally uses less words to explain things than english does, so in practice my essays are something like 6-8x longer than yours.
Not that I'm complaining, but it's just funny to think about how ridiculously easy it would be if 500 words were enough.
>>331705624
Not at all. I'm simply stating the facts. Best schools, people, culture, and land on the planet.
>>331701119
>This entire fucking thread
>>331705270
The teacher gets fucking paid to give a shit what I have to say.
>>331705227
Are you fucking serious?
>>331705703
Japanese men in spandex bug suits fighting monsters of the week
>>331705627
This desu. I'm sick of having to pay $10 grand a year to get a worthwhile degree because every kid these days thinks they're special and needs a degree even if it's in gender studies or public relations. Retards like OP are the people inflating university costs.
>>331705645
you're talking to people on 4chan about how your grandma reads papers
What kind of autist thinks people care about that shit.
Seriously, think about your last interaction with a human being and try to remember what their face looked like. I guarantee their eyes were just fucking deadpan.
>>331705716
come again brother
>>331705418
To be fair, I was talking about upper division English courses where all the students were English majors anyway. It was generally understood that the word requirements were more of a general guideline.
And it's not like I was ever severely under the limit. I was usually off by a page or half a page and that was mostly acceptable.
>>331705647
Yeah, and I drink a glass of maple syrup every day while sitting in my igloo and fighting polar bears off
it's fun, try it some time
>>331702453
inquisition was better than 2, but 2 was fucking horrible, so that's not saying much
>>331705768
the teacher really doesn't care what you have to say. they have heard is a thousand times already and probably better.
you can tell there are a lot of young people in this thread. give it another 10 years and you'll realize you aren't special and no one cares you exist.
Once your parents die you guys are going to be fucked.
>>331705320
Is this finlands?
How is learning within a virtual space a bad thing?
When I first started playing EVE, i joined EVE University and took classes In-game alongside a mumble classroom. Worked perfectly fine, i dont see how applying something like that to standard studies is a bad thing.
>>331705809
No you are wrong, stop projecting your retardation and autism onto everyone else. It is not my fault that your granma is senile or pretending to be senile so she doesn't have to talk with her literally downie offspring, e.g. you. Jesus christ no reason to get so booty bothered over being retarded. It is not my fault, go be retarded on plebbit this is getting boring.
>>331705935
A LEAF
>>331705974
is or it it's all the is it is ts st word
>>331705640
In that case, they should fucking enforce them!
It's bullshit to force half your class to write a minimum amount, but not the other half.
>>331705805
My concentration is actually Accounting. Like I said before, this is just an upper division general education class. Noting to do with my major at all
fuck dude please post the video of second life
The thing about word requirements is that it's arbitrary. There's no actual reason it has to be an exact number whatsoever.
>>331705227
I can write two pages in a day and still have time to cook, jerk off, nap, play videogames, work out, and sleep.
You'd have 10 pages done by the end of the night if you put as much effort into your retarded essays as writing bullshit on the internet. Is this a fucking joke?
Students today are goddamn lazy.
>>331706040
the people you're talking to are probably replaying last sundays walking dead in their head than carrying about any words you're saying.
christ, kid's honestly think they are important nowadays don't they.
>>331706035
Mate, Second Life, of all things, is not someplace you want a serious classroom discussion.
Skype for Business, or literally any VOIP client can do much more than a shitty porn sim stuck in the era of myspace. Complete
>>331706261
Complete with performance shattering customizations*
>>331706005
Yes.
>>331706131
>Accounting
My nigga
Origins is a good game and the only one really worth playing. I've beaten it quite a few times.
Everyone bitches about the fade but it's actually really linear and the best part of the game to level your characters because you get a lot of really dank passive stat bonuses. Do that part of the game first.
The only part of the game that actually sucks is the deep roads because it's just a slog. It's probably a third of the game and it takes forever. Do that last.
Wynne morrigan alistaire is the best party combo.
>>331705974
You are incredibly bitter and jaded. How old are you, mate?
>>331705894
That's different, then.
I was under the impression you alone wrote less than required.
You think thats bad? This was a assignment I got a few weeks ago
WHO /greatatenglishsuckatmath/ HERE
>>331706561
>Not Dating Ancient Aliens
>>331704064
>This may be one of the best times of your life (I mean being in university and not taking this class or reading this syllabus).
I have never said this on 4chan before because I hate this mean, but this sounds like actual autism. What in the ever loving fuck.
>but also human and humane
>humane
>humane
>>331706613
Eh, I'm slow at it, but I'm not bad.
Takes me a while to get the correct answer, but I do get the correct answer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjN8xP0i6Ak
Relevant.
These people will be voting socialist in the next general election. There is nothing you can do to stop them. Buy guns, food and ammunition.
>tfw got joint major English/History bachelor degree and then just ducked off to South Korea to tutor English for two years
>came back, got my masters using my savings, used connections I'd built up while networking abroad to get in on a translation project where I got to move back to Korea and have nearly all my living expenses covered while I just translated and archived important historical documents into English with a few friends
>we could literally work as little or as much as we wanted to so long as we hit our monthly quotas and fudged our reports to make our weekly working hours look consistent
>literally the comfiest, easiest job of my life while it lasted - and we'll paying to boot
>come home again, but this time don't walk my way into another easy foreign job
>end up having to get an office job in my city press office
>earning less while working more
>got a gf, but despite me desperately wanting to just go back to Korea to tutor and enjoy an easy life again for a year or two I know she'd never go with me, and I love her too much to break up
>pretty sure I started too late to ever seriously progress up the chain of command, will always be lower down than the handful of people who work with me that joined up right after college and are now my age with seven years more experience
Haha...being an arts student sure worked out great....
Man, and I thought I had it bad when my professor sucks shit at english and decided to cancel 4 days in the very last minute for each day
>>331705320
Are you in fuckin' Mexico?
Reminder that you should kill yourself if you're not working towards a STEM degree. Anything else is worthless shit for talentless hacks.
>tfw grad school
>only papers I have to write are Research Design and policy analysis
F-Fun Shit
>>331706613
Holla atcha boy.
I know a dumbfuck in Denmark who is the complete opposite; amazingly enthusiastic about math, absolute garbage with the English language. All he fucking does whenever I talk to him is reply with memes.
Fucking memes.
You should see his Facebook and Twitter feed. It's a nightmare.
Fuck you, Janus. And you too, Kyle. I know you're in here.
>>331705320
>300 credits required for a complete degree
I hope you meant 30 or that isn't even possible
>>331706369
TTY/TUT?
