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Why does a hero need two crossbows?
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Why does a hero need two crossbows?
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So he can be dae le bad ass xD
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I want Linkle to tinkle in my mouth.
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To shoot a nigga twice
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RPG games like D&D allow hand crossbows
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>Blizzard has a character using dual-wielding crossbows
>Shit ton of backlash and criticism

>Nintendo has a character using dual-wielding crossbows
>OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST SHIT EVER, THANK YOU BASED NINTENDO

>It's okay when Nintendo does it
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>>331696009
Koei, not Nintendo.
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>>331696118
Still has Nintendo name and characters attached.
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>>331695489
To be two times the hero
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>>331696009
Literally who? Nobody even talks about that character.
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>>331696009
Blizzards is "le edge"
Nintendo/Koei is cute, CUTE!
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>>331695628
Really? I'd rather tinkle on her.

while i choke her out
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>>331695572

I wish Reddit was never created, then 4chan would be somewhat less shitty.
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They probably felt just one crossbow wasn't cool enough.
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Why is /v/ triggered by two crossbows so much?
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So... how does she load the bolts?
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>>331696689

The logistics of it mostly.
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>>331695489
Heroine*

For fucks sake, that's a girl not a boy. This is why feminism exists
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>>331696689
it's pretty much the same thing as dual wielding lever action rifles
it doesn't make sense
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>>331697224
What about two level action shotguns? Terminator and the Punisher could pump them with one hand.
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>>331695489

the bigger question is "how does she reload??"
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>>331697345
You can't fucking pump crossbows not easily anyway
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They're automatic somehow. So this way you get twice as many arrows
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>>331696578
We'd be worse off actually. After all, people will spend most of their time where they fit in most, and where would the redditor-grade posters go without a Reddit to go to?
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>>331696689
It's pointless. It'd be ridiculously awkward to load, and would be slower than just using one and loading it quickly.
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>>331695489
Gee OP! How come your mom lets you eat TWO wieners?
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>>331695489
You are right, one single bow is already better.
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>>331697546
>They're automatic
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>>331697370
This, she slaps them to her legs and suddenly she's got another arrow in them, in fact, she can shoot multiple times without reloading nevermind that a crossbow is a fire once and reload weapon. Her, Lana and Cia spit on everything Zelda and nobody cares because they're hot/cute. It's disgraceful. Go ahead call me a stupid virgin. At least I've got my pride, you waifu sons of bitches.
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>>331697627
Good thing it's 100% inconsequential.
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>>331697370
She slaps them against her thighs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9mQo2qIgi8

>fires over 20 bolts before needing to reload
>can shoot gigantic bombs from a crossbow
>but having TWO crossbows is where the realism line is crossed
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>>331697774
No really. She fires dozens of shots without having to reload
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>>331695489
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>>331697937
Don't you have Hyrule Total War to finish, man?
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>>331698154
Fable 2 had repeater crossbows
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>>331696501
Nigger it's LITERALLY YOUR DEMON HUNTER CHARACTER
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>>331696689
Most of HW's fanbase, if not all of Nintendo doesn't know shit about Musou. Siege Spear master race.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oTOkno6KWs
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>>331695489
why does a hero need two genders?
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>>331698340
You hate that faggot too huh?
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>>331699172
Ken's Rage is the best Musou. That's knowing your shit about Musou.

I really wish DQH was more like it, but I suppose Horii wanted it more like a tower defense.
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>complaining about dual crossbows in a warriors game
Hell they weaponized the harp in Dynasty Warriors
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>>331699026
Crossbows are weapons that exist in our reality and are based on the same principles and physical and mechanical operations.

The rest doesn't.
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>>331695489
bueno
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>>331695489
What if you run out of ammo?
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>>331699172
Dead Xiahou Ba>Sword Xiahou Ba>Spear Xiahou Ba

>>331699424
What DW9 needs to do is fix music weapons like HW did, so that they play different notes rather than twang twang twang twang
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>>331699614
Every time
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>>331699860
>Hating based manlet
Huang Zhong plz
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>>331699457
swords exist in our world too, not magic ones though.
ocarinas exist in our world, not magic ones though.
masks exist in our, not magic ones though.
is it really a stretch to your imagination that SOMEHOW she has magic crossbows that can fire repeatedly in a universe predominantly saturated with magic and wizzahds and shieeeet?
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