Daily reminder that Link could have prevented two wars, massive damage to the space-time continuum, the deaths of thousands, and the unsealing of Ganondorf, by just GIVING CIA THE DICK.
That would be silly, Lana is best Zelda girl ever.
Link is gay, though.
Rule #1 of life: Never stick your dick in crazy.
>>331657885
She didn't go crazy until Link denied her
>>331657885
She wouldn't have gone crazy in the first place had Link just GIVEN HER THE DICK
>>331657671
>>331658182
Let's be fair here, Link had never met her until she invaded hyrule.
>>331657671
Daily reminder that Link didn't even know she fucking existed before she started the war, after which Ganon had already rammed himself into her too far to stop her. If she hadn't been a shut-in that faps to Link porn all day and went to meet him instead, then maybe this wouldn't have happened.
>>331658108
Link never even denied her, she just "knew" it wouldn't work and went nutso with ganon's influence.
Lana and Cia are their own people now. They continue lusting for Link together. There are no douins of them ganging up on Link or at least taking Shota Link since he left his Zelda.
>>331657671
Is it true that the DLC's are not for Wii U?
>>331659668
Adventure maps, new story and new stages and mechanics aren't.
New characters and weapons are
http://www.zelda.com/hyrule-warriors/dlc/
They never really showed her obsession as a sexual one. It could have been a serial killer murder thing, for all we know.
>>331659668
WiiU gets the characters and new weapons for old characters.
>>331659835
That's horseshit. why would they expect anyone to buy that? I mean, with all the people who own the wiiu version.
Link gave the dick 4 u
>>331657810
Take your tumblr fanfic trash out of here SJWfag. You have shit taste.
>>331660074
Wii U people get the first bunch of new chars and the trident for free if you buy the 3ds one/
Medli is free regardless
>>331657746
That's not how you spell Midna, nigger.
>>331660131
So SJW is the new weeaboo?
Link was busy elsewhere.
It's a Nintendo game.
>>331657885
You do if she's a sexy "ride-or-die" chick. And she's 2d so none of that 3d baggage.
>>331657671
How can you even give someone you've never met or had a conversation with the dick?
The bitch had a private meltdown about a guy she never met.
>>331662481
What a fag
>>331657671
>giving blacks the D ever
Link was in the right
>>331657810
Like that would stop him if it meant saving the world.
He is the chosen one after all.
>>331663023
I know right?
>>331663267I want to help DP his boipussy
>>331663267Post that source, I want to see Link's twink butt gaped.
>>331663267
I want Link to fuck me.
>>331657671
I'm getting real sick of permavirgin OP making this thread every day.
Don't fuck crazy chicks. I did it once, she started stalking me afterwards and my sisters for three months after we broke up. She literally pounded on my door at midnight, freaked my parents out. Then she started posting questions about me to my friend's facebook.
We were only seeing each other for less than four weeks.
This is a stupid thread and only highlights how forever alone you will always be.
>>331660074
$22 dollars for 10 new characters and three weapons is pretty unheard of for Musou. Usually Koei expects you to spend $40 for 3.
>>331658515
typical woman, expecting the guy to be a long-distance mindreader
>>331665579
>3d shit
No one cares, that's what you deserve.
>>331663267
What's cia helping him with?
>>331657671
Why would you give the dick to someone who goes batshit insane and starts a war because she gets cucked in her own fantasies? Damn son, have some standards.
