>guy on steam asks you if you want to play together
>ignore him
>have to wait till he goes offline so you can play the game
>>331540812
>friending anyone on /v/
thats what you get.
>>331540812
You can't just tell him you wanna play on your own?
>>331541159
No, OP is a total pussy
>>331540872
He added me when we were in the same team and totally rekt out opponents
>>331541159
thats rude
>let girlfriend play on my account
>whole bunch of dudes hitting me up next time I log on
>"im hard"
>"wats ur name"
>"want 2 play 5nites ill protct you"
>>331541397
Thirsty fags are the worst
>>331541397
>have what you just explained happen
>play anyways
>first time voice comms they hear dude and are confuse
>"y-yo what happened to the girl? I played with her last night..?"
>You mean my Girlfriend?
>they scatter like roaches
Feels good, man.
>using the anti-consumer gaming kikebook
>>331542009
lmfao yeah, to the dude that was like "im hard" i responded with a mic/voice response and he unfriended me.
>>331542009
>>331542349
>your girlfriend knowingly talked to these people and added them and probably sent them nudes
Loling at you cucks who think you just showed those guys up.
>>331542952
>sends nudes to children online by day
>gives me deep throat blowjobs by night
could be worse, I could be one of the children jerking off to some landwhale that's only good for blowjobs.
>>331542952
you obv dont know enough about girls. They thrive for attention and actually believe that they added them to be friends : )
>>331542156
>indie devs whine that steam is too pro-consumer
>insane shitposter says it's anti-consumer
What did they mean by this?
>>331543304
The guy messaged "I'm hard" as soon as you logged on. At the very least your gf flirted with him the night before, or he wouldn't lead in with that.
>>331541481
>not being thirsty
>>331543409
> a steam retard wouldnt send im hard to a girl hes never spoken to before swndi g im hard.
Yea ok
>>331543409
Those guys are delusional, if they had any sense in them they would realize this.
I'm sure they just wanted to be friends, the 'I'm hard' instead of 'Hello' kind of friend, especially when it's to an account that isn't even hers.
>>331543409
>At the very least your gf flirted with him the night before
Obviously you know nothing about people on the internet
Guys start flirting with "i'm hard"
>>331543819
lol something we're all guilty of, amirite?
>>331544052
What did you mean by this?
>>331544107
I mean, I've hit chicks up before with sexual advances on the first message.
And, it's worked before too, to be honest.
>>331543819
>Guys start flirting with "i'm hard"I'm gayand I've literally never seen this, even in questionable places like Facebook and Tinder. I've had girl friends that have told me about it, but they always joke about how cringey it is and how they delete the guy afterward.
>Set yourself as offline
also >>331544174 is talking bullshit
>>331544485
>you're gay
Nigga pls. I'm gay and usegrindrand this fucking shit happens to me all the time.
>>331544890
Hey man, I was a slut a few years ago before I settled down. All them dating websites, and sure as shit, some nights I'd be horny, alone, and bored and I'd hit up the uggos, or girls I knew I'd never have a chance at with some sexual remarks right off the bat.
>that old milf you could obviously never have a real relationship with, maybe she just wants some young guy to fuck her once in awhile
>turns out, she did.
>>331542009
>Not keeping up the ruse to get free games
>>331544890
Nope. Its a great way to get a womans attention if youre good enough looking. Spoken like a true virgin who thinks playing nice will get you laid.
>>331545321
See, this guy gets it. All you have to do is not be typical 4chan fat trash, and you too can get pussy once in awhile.
everyone has gfs
>>331545827
It's not all it's cracked up to be.
If I could just have one fucking week of the month to myself, it would be nice.
But, nope. 3 phones calls a day minium, 1 ruined weekend every week, and I never get any alone gaming time, because she always wants to cuddle in one way or another.
Sure, might sound great for awhile, but try multiple years of that.
>>331546197
This is the reason I stopped dating. My parents are wondering when. I'm gonna settle down and give them grandkids.
>mfw
>>331546551
I'm going to be getting new furniture, including a recliner for myself.
No more couch sharing with her. I'll have my badass recliner to game in.
>Problem solved.hopefully
>>331540872
>anon posts his steam
>says he's giving away vidya to anybody who adds him
>add him
>"Let me guess. You only added me because you were expecting a free game?"
>Blocked
>>331546197
Set boundaries. If she doesn't meet you half way, find one that will.
>talking about The Culling in some thread
>mention I wish my friends would play so I could do voice chat team, since random teams such
>anon says we could play, posts Steam
>say I'll add him when I get home
>check his profile later
>feels guy avatar
>memes in description, in multiple '/v/' groups, generally cringy
>don't add
I feel kinda bad about it.
