Does your girlfriend play video games, /v/?
Does she have good tastes?
>>331497989
Yeah she plays Kingdom Hearts, she loves that series and is gonna buy KH3 when it comes out.
She's also into Final Fantasy and is playing Senran Kagura now.
>>331498289
>playing Senran Kagura now
dropped
She's too busy shitposting on chans to play vidyaI fucked up every opportunity I had with 3D in HS and it's all my fault
>>331498686
You don't have to find love in high school
>being in a real relationship with real women
>>331497989
>>331497989
I have never once had a girlfriend in my entire life and I'm a month away from being 30, OP. It's not for lack of interest. I'm straight as an arrow. It's not because of being too fat or ugly. No, my chaste existence is from being home schooled and traveling around the world as I grew up like a gypsy. Think of me, OP. Think of me as your girlfriend is snuggled up in your arms.
>>331499983
Same, except I'm ugly as sin so that's probably why.
Mopey 19 year old faggots who cry about tfw no gf have no idea of the pain that goes on after 10 years of that feeling. Not to mention 19 is nowhere near too late to change things around.
>>331497989
I taught her how to play poker and her and I have played in a few tournaments together if that counts
She's played Legend of Zelda games in the past and occasionally games on her phone. By and large, she does not play video games.
>>331499983
What magic discipline are you gonna go for
>>331499983
I'm nearly 26 and in the same boat but it is because I only have average looks.
>>331499983
>a month away from achieving wizard status
I'm jealous. I've still got five years left.
NORMALFAGS
STAY IN LEDDIT. GO BACK TO FACEBOOK. GO GFPOST IN 9GAG
I HOPE ALL OF YOU DIE
I HOPE ALL OF YOU GET SHOT
I HOPE BRAIN STROKES, PAINFUL DEATHS TO ALL OF YOU
I WISH YOU PAIN, LONELINESS AND POVERTY
FUCKING NORMALFAGS
>>331499983
You're probably ugly and/or have an unlikable personality.
Stop lying to yourself.
>>331497989
>Does your girlfriend
heh heh heh............ good one op.........
She hates video games, but plays Pokémon in an effort to impress me.
Sometimes I force her to play HL2:DM or Quake with me, but she usually ends up getting angry.
>>331497989
Yeah she plays some.
On her own mainly adventure/point & click/platformers.
Currently she's playing rayman,deponia,and mario
When we play together it's usually more arcadey.
Gauntlet/broforce/nidhogg
Really though, she likes watching me play more.
>>331498686
this kind of a common phase for someone's early 20s now. anyway either get over it and move on with better awareness and experience or kind of accept you're a weirdo and stop caring. either one is better than moping
![12-6-sad-bear[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Fzj5KLm.jpg "12-6-sad-bear[2].jpg")
She has excellent taste. She's currently working on her Real Platinum God for Binding of Isaac. She finished Valkyria Chronicles before that and will be playing Dark Souls 3 after that. She's a tiny korean chick with a pixie cut and DFC.She's just a friend who's lesbian. That's how you know this story is true.
>>331500614
>turned 30 this year
>look like a troll poured into a human sack
>last time I even saw a pussy was 4th grade
>>331501002
This entire thread is just people pretending their female friend is their gf.I know because I posted too.
>>331501002
I feel bad for the guys attracted to lesbians.
>>331499983
why havent you bought a prostitute?
>>331497989
No and no. She played Oddworld as a kid and that is patrician enough for me.
>>331500869
Why do you force her to play games though?
What do you do in return?
>>331501123
Why? They made their choice.
>>331501028
>last time I even saw a pussy was 4th grade
Got further than I ever did, boss.
>>331501176
>They made their choice.
How do you think attraction works exactly?
>>331500869
Why you force her to "impress" you?
>>331497989
>>331498289
>>331500385
>>331500546
>>331500869
>>331500896
there are more appropriate places for you, normie.
go to them.
leave the one place we have left where we don't have to hear about how good your lives are in comparison.
get. the. fuck. out. NORMIES. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
>>331501028
>last time I even saw a pussy was 4th grade
Explains
>>331497989
She plays WoW, League, citybuilders and the Sims. Although I'm slowly converting her to Warhammer so I might be able to salvage her yet.
>>331497989
i will never have a gf
just fuck my whole life senpai
>>331501123
2d is good
>>331501028
>>look like a troll poured into a human sack
You have to show us your face. I just need to see how bad it is cause you're probably just exaggerating.
>>331497989
she plays vidya and has probably played it longer than me
likes the tales series (probably her worst example of shit taste), anything jojo's, harvest moon, most nintendo games, metal gear solid, blazblue, vanillaware games, some clover studios games like okami, and other stuff
hates kingdom hearts and is probably the only female who plays games that ive ever met with that opinion
shes not good at any of it but she tries hard to beat stuff
I also roped her into reading F/SN and now she's addicted to F/GO along with other mobage like love liveshes a type 1 diabetic and almost too socially anxious to function, probably where she got all her free time
>>331501257
Please then, tell me where?
I'd love to go somewhere else, but they're all shit too. Just slightly less shitty here
>>331501243
nigger there are a million billion people in this world and you chose to fall for someone who isn't even attracted to your gender. I have no sympathy for these people. You can walk down the fucking street and be attracted to people.
>>331501434
go to facebook or some shit
just fuck off
>>331501437
>you chose to fall for someone
I don't think you understand how it works
>>331501176
A lot of times they get attracted to women before they realize they're lesbian. I used to have a friend who every women he became interested in turned out to be gay.
>>331497989
Yes.
She's into hardcore autist games. Factorio, Kerbal Space Program, and Besiege are good examples. She makes me look like a casual.
>>331497989
My ex from 6 years ago wanted to play Dead Space 1.
I bought it for her, and she pussied out.
I ended up beating it by myself.
Yet she bought me a T-shirt of Left4Dead and she wore it all the time.
She was one of those girls who wanna be in your interest but can't get into it.
Hell, she would go see shit movies with me like Watchmen and Punisher: Warzone.
But I would watch shit with her like Twilight and The Notebook.
We liked each other but it never worked out.
At least every year on my birthday she's the only one who messages me and says happy birthday.
She's engaged and has a boy of 5 years old.
I know she cheated on me, but it's hard to get over your love.
I have a proper girlfriend who has zero interest in vidya.
Is /v/ 100% normalfags now? What went wrong?
>>331501165
Doesn't seem worth it. The theory being it's better not knowing what I'm missing out on. Plus not having a really solid friend is the most painful part of it. I've got a few regular friends, but that's different from living with someone. Which probably also works in to not getting a girlfriend in the first place, since I'd want one I would actually want to be around when not fucking.
>>331501425
Tales series isn't all shit. Unless her fav is zestria or something. That was a solid shit show
If she likes harvest moon, has she seen stardew valley?
Reminder
>>331497989
>plays on the laptop
cuck
>>331501554
My point still stands. Quit being pathetic and find someone else. You aren't going to make her straight.
>>331501649
>Watchmen
>shit movie
Kill yourself
My ex plays a shit ton of League of Legends and World of Warcraft. I played with her on those games when we were dating. I got her into visual novels after we broke up.she broke up with me because I fapped to anime girls and she considers fapping to porn=cheating. She has very low self esteem and feeds off of the dudes on both games who buy her skins and give her gold and mounts.
>tfw legitimately have no interest in most real girls anymore thanks to 2D raising my standards
Anyone else? Probably helps that long hair is a turn off for me, when most girls have it.
>>331501649
I liked watchmen
I get why most would hate it though
>>331501860
No she thought it was shit.
I liked it and got the blu-ray edition with the comic addition.
Now Punisher Warzone was a horrible movie.
It's sad when I love Punisher and I thought Twilight was a better movie.
>>331501123
To be fair I didn't know she was one until she told me.
At least I found out before I decided to try to confess. Dodged a bullet there.
>>331501860
Shoot yourself repeatedly until you die and then continue shooting yourself to assure that you're assuredly deceased and won't return to life, you fucking monogloid underage retard.
>>331501985
>when most girls have it.
I'd like to live where you live.
>>331501805
>my point still stands
actually, no it doesn't. I totally agree with you that hanging onto a crush on someone who isn't attracted to your sex is pathetic. But you're saying all these men are making a choice to be attracted to a lesbian - they aren't. Plenty of people can form a crush before they even find out someone is lesbian. Depending on where you live people won't out themselves unless you're close to them. So yeah. I don't see anything wrong with pitying folks who get a crush on someone only to later find out they aren't into men at all.
>>331501863
A friend of mine is the same, he thinks he'd be cheating on his gf if he fapped to porn. Even worse is that they're in a long-distance relationship so they never have sex.
>>331499983
TCKs have it rough man.
I don't know where to meet women. The women in my college classes so far are older than I am. Like in their 40's.
>>331501985
It's not that 2d raised your standards, just changed them
If you spend all your free time with animu idols of course you're going to become a wizard.
Stop playing neptunia for a while and you might have a chance at being human
>>331502135
My point was about how people can't let go. If they're still attracted to the girl after she outs herself, then yeah they're choosing to be attracted to her instead of moving on.
>>331502128
Shit taste.
Suicide yourself
>>331497989
my ex used to play casual shit like animal crossing and pokemon
before i broke it off she was deep into undertale and wadanohara and other lame tumblr shit
>>331501738
He probably made that ad overly sexual so he got many replies to troll anons.
>>331501863
Why did you guys go out? Are you both landwhales?
>>331501685
everything.
just try to post as much smug anime girls and loli its the only way to fight back.
>>331502317
I agree with you on that, I'm talking about feeling bad for the people who find out their crush is lesbian, not for the people who are lamenting the fact months later.
>>331501726
her favorite is symphonia but I file all tales games as shit because they are the most cheesy kind of animu and IMO impossible to play alone
reasonably fun with friends though
dont think she has but I would not know because even I dont know what stardew valley is
>>331502382
OBJECTION
>>331501685
Reddit, Facebook, 9gag, tumblr normalfags invaded
You literally cannot ever have a single site without these people eventually breaching in and shitting your site up, then telling you to fuck off of your own place when you call them out on their bullshit
>>331502438
ok then we're in agreement.
>>331502290
simple and consistent personalities are appealing
>>331501098
Okay, serious question.
Just what the fuck are you supposed to do when you have a crush on a female friend? I love spending time with her but I always want more. I want to cuddle with her and brush her hair out of her eyes and feed her snacks while she play games. But if I tell her that, tell her how I really feel and she says no, then I fucking lose what I already have. It'll never go back to how it was. I'll probably lose the friendship entirely.
What the fuck do I do? I'm literally at my wit's end. I'm even doing the fucking Breaking Bad shit where Walter does the pro and con list and everything is telling me NOT to tell her. But at the same time everytime I see her I just want to fucking tell her, tell her how beautiful she is, tell her how I would do anything for her, tell her how much I adore her.
Please help me.
>>331501685
Some of us grew up and can manage enjoying this child's hobby while still having adult relationships. Crazy right?
>>331502541
>>331502460
Men don't put out so it's fair to rate them unattractive.
>>331502614
did you intend to come off as a huge faggot
>>331501685
You do realize that 4chan is mainstream right?
>>331497989
>Does your girlfriend play video games, /v/?
Yes
>Does she have good tastes?
Sadly, not any more. Just like our sex life, her taste in video games was ruined pretty quickly.
>>331499983
>neo christian mother as only parent, homeschooled and moved around and shit too
>realize its even more pathetic to try getting laid than accepting my fate
i don't even want to anymore, all i'm scared of is dodging the question or scenario if and when i ever have friends
>>331502194
Had to look up what the fuck that meant, but it's not far off. Military brat which later became "Wild trip across the states" brat which also meant no permanent friends and was the reasoning behind home schooling.
On the upside moving means absolutely nothing to me and I can easily get along and assimilate everywhere I go. Hell, I just moved a year ago and I'm already having barbecues with the neighbors and making casual friendships with regular acquaintances.
Downside, no solid friends, no girlfriend, all relationships are transient.
Girlfriend loves Dota, Witcher, Baldur's Gate II and Diablo II.
I dunno what to say about her tastes.
>>331502451
Stardew valley- pc, basically harvest moon/rune factory indie game. Character portraits suck, but can be modded. If she loved hm, she'll love stardew
>>331502812
i just want to be happy
>>331502614
Don't do it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhJg1finpyU
>>331502620
>implying it has anything to do with growing up
fuck of normalfag
>>331502614
keep hanging out with her, try and hang out with her more, she'll get the message
>>331502614
Well depending on how long you've been hanging out, it's probably too late. She won't see you as anything more than a friend because you didn't show that kind of interest when you first met.
Either way you should tell her just so you can get closer and move on with your life.
>>331502546
You have failed at life
>schopenhauer
>0 results
You clueless anons.
I bet you think women are people.
>>331503060
>She won't see you as anything more than a friend because you didn't show that kind of interest when you first met.
WHAT
how the fuck am I supposed to know if I like her without spending time with her
>>331502614
Touch her more.
>>331502614
Too late dude.
If you have been established as a friend, just move on
>>331501695
>it's better not knowing what I'm missing out on
Wise man.
Don't forget to reproduce through the artificial womb, though.
>>331502986
You make friends, you lose friends.
Stop being a faggot. It's not like she will run away from you if you tried to make a move if she GENUINELY enjoyed your company. Unless you come off as a super fucking creep.
That or she feeds off the attention. Typically those kind of cunts know how people with similar situations and feelings as yours feel, and just run away if you act on them because they know the gig is up and the attention from you pre being denied is going to wane.
>>331502614
If she even remotely likes you as a person she won't just ditch you because you have feelings.Unless you confess like an awkward weirdo, make it count.
My girlfriend has a WiiU, I just have a PC. She's pretty good at nintendo games but thats about it
I wish there were more local co op games for PC that I didn't hate.
>>331500614
getting a gf is not about looks unless you're hideous and you don't want to be with a girl who's equally as hideous
for me it's because i haven't found any women that share my interests and i have no self esteem
>>331502614
Bruh, you're over invested.
You can tell her you like her or make moves but dont go whole ham until you can bet its OK.
I'm not the most experienced anon but generally chicks dont like having someone they thought they had a read on go in like "I LOVE YOU"
Do make those moves though, because nothing could be worse than giving up a chance at getting what you want and then seeing some other dude scoop her up
If you lose her, then theres other girls out there for you.
>>331503027
I've probably been on this board longer than you, nig. I'm sorry I'm not an ugly unlikable faggot. So the moment someone gets laid they aren't allowed to come here anymore? Fuck outta here.I'm 22 with no license and no job. I'm far from a normie.
>>331503215
that only works if you go on dates to get to know each other. It doesn't work like that if you're just friends. I'm sorry anon.
I mean there's a tiny chance that she feels the same way, but I wouldn't hold your breath about it. Just tell her and get it over with.
>>331502614
Stop being a faggot, man up, and go for it.
Odds are she's thought about it too (positively or negatively) so it's not like she'll be shocked or anything. The worst thing she can do is say no. And if that makes it awkward then that's your problem for being a pussy bitch and letting it negatively affect your friendship.
JUST
DO IT
>you will never have a mutual love with a girl
Why can't life work like my Fire Emblem games
4 conversations that lead to a happy, lifelong marriage
>>331501434
>>>/reddit.com
u fucking mong
>>331502614
Well, do you think she'd like you as more than a friend?
No? Then don't fucking do anything and enjoy what little you have.
Yes? What are you waiting for, faggot?
Don't know? Then try telling her if you think it won't hurt your relationship.
Don't be a faggot like me and ruin a possibly good thing by being too considerate.
seriously, /v/
how do i get a gf?
it can be a bf too, i dont even care anymore
I've never met a girl who is actually interested in video games.
>>331503215
That's kind of part of their point. Their being the women.
They believe in fairy tale romance bs that hollywood has been shoveling down thwir throats from birth.
If it wasn't love at first sight it's not "real"
Also why more than half of women are cheating whores
>>331503475
Fuck accepting the reality of females.
We'll make our own females, better females.
You'll be so happy you won't stop impregnating her artificial womb, it's gonna be great, it's gonna be yuge.
>>331503218
Dude I thought touching was a sign of attraction too, until we talked about it randomly and she mentioned she touches everyone during conversations. But she touches me a LOT, that's why I thought I had a chance. Its honestly the best feeling in the world when I tell a joke and she's keeling over laughing and has a hand on my shoulder to stay upright. I just don't know man.
>>331503339
>>331503427
>>331503353
Okay, fuck. you guys have me motivated. but like, what should I tell her? I have so many things to say to her but I've actually never asked a girl out so... what's the most appropraite way to do it? Is texting ok or should I do it in person or what?
>tfw too shy to get a girl
How the fuck do people do it? I have plenty of hobbies but I never feel I have anything to say. I'm totally fine with talking to girls, I don't spaghetti out or anything I just never know either A: how to approach one randomly or B: what to say outside of basic how are you/what's going on if one talks to me in or outside of class
>>331502614
What the hell? Just start doing those things then.
Not all at once, obviously. Ask if she wants to play video games some day. When you're playing, flirt with her, try feeding her snacks. If its going well, sit close to her and eventually youll be slumped next to each other on the couch.
Why do guys always think relationships are so all or nothing? Youre either friendzoned or shes your dedicated girlfriend. Nonsense! TREAT her like youd treat her if she were your girlfriend (just a little at a time!) and see how it goes
>>331503350
>I've probably been on this board longer than you, nig
if there was any truth to this you wouldn't be seriously commenting in a girlfriend thread.normalfag
>>331502614
How old are you OP? This is a real question. If you're still in school, you still got at things. Try to slowly increase the amount of skinship. Occasionally brush your hand sound hers, sit shoulder to shoulder, etc. Worked for me a couple times anon.Enough to a point where I could bury my head in my friend's cleavage.
>>331503552
Find someone who hates the same things you do.
GF really likes Zelda, favorite game is wind waker
Other than that, I've seen her play Assassin's Creed, Portal, and mess around in Madden and Smash
she's not big into video games and i'm okay with that
Women kind of stress me out, to be completely honest. I'd rather date a cute tomboy, basically a bro with tits and a vagina.
>>331503665
Got a chance*
Yeah she plays games.
Her tastes are pretty shit, sadly. She used to have great tastes as a kid, she's told me all about tons of games she played growing up and she had great taste. Not so much anymore, now she just enjoys playing stupid shit, right now she likes playing some autistic casual online game called Trove and she wants to play Undertale.
>>331503625
The possibility of VR/AI waifus in my lifetime is one of the few things keeping my from offing myself.
>>331503750
>>331503665
I'm 21 which is why I was especially hesitant because if I make things awkward its not like I can cut things off, I have classes with her
>>331503750
I've discovered that smash autism doesn't make you any less of an unattractive sperg if you're female
>>331503626
>But she touches me a LOT, that's why I thought I had a chance
anon...
And whatever you do, don't be a sperg about it. Ask her out to dinner and at the endso you aren't stuck in an awkward position waiting for the check if she rejects youjust casually ask her if she likes you or some shit and if she wants to start dating.
Just don't jump into the clingy I LOVE YOU I ALWAYS LOVED YOU FROM THE MOMENT WE MET and you'll be ok. Keep your cool about it.
>>331503639
Go to fucking stores and start conversations. Like if you see a qt cashier just break the ice and ask "busy day?" Or if the weather is different than usual, comment on that. Make a comment on the stuff you are buying.
Like if you buy beer, say you are going to have fun this weekend. Break down the barriers that we all put up for strangers. BE the proactive one faggot.
>implying i'm not a massive faggot
My bf and I play Smash all the time and he also streams shit like SRW for me. He's also got me into mecha anime and we're watching the original Gundam and Xabungle currently.
>>331501985
youre pretty much me, oh well its better this way
>spent couple hundred dollars on ex in less than a year
Why bother
I could have used that money to buy VIDEO GAMES
If you feel you deserve anything in this life you dont deserve to be happy.
I'd say a good %80 of you dont know how to carry yourselves or have a lack of respect deep down at your core. Desperation breeds snakes, and human beings have a 6th sense for that kind of thing.
Accept that you're truly not a good person and you can build from there.
>>331503626
SAY IT IN PERSON
Just tell her something general like "Hey, we've been friends for a while, but lately the more we hung out, I've been having feelings for you, would you go out with me?"
Just something simple and straight to the point, no heavy-handed stuff, unless you know she digs stuff like that.
>mods missed this thread when purging the other shitposts
Looks like we'll get a good 300 replies then
>>331503859
SOPURCE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
>>331497989
I would say she has no taste. She just buys random games and plays the hell out of them trying her best and having fun. Its really cute.
Is it weird that I think that having no friends or relationships is actually quite liberating? I'm very, very lazy, so I quite like not having any social responsibilities to take care of.
>>331503873
The worst thing you can do is to do nothing. Nothing won't change if you don't act. Take a shot and see where it goes, because it's better to look back on what was, rather than what ifs.
>>331504103
It's not an ongoing thing, just a 4 page comic. The Lively Members of Bro Club, I think it was called?
>>331504208
>>331504049
Fuck man. Is it weird if I go to her house right now? She's like a 10 minute drive away. I don't know I went from being super fucking worried to almost anxious about telling her now. Like I just want this weight off my heart for better or worse. Or should I just call her? I want to get this over with tonight. I've put it off for too long.
>>331501985
That's a major reason but it's not the only one. In addition to not seeing any long-haired hime cut girls in thighhighs and miniskirts anywhere I also don't think I actually want one. I really don't like leaving my room or meeting new people. From my observations and research girlfriends want to spend lots of time doing pointless things and doing stuff on holidays that isn't avoiding family, shitposting, vidya and/or complaining that all the restaurants are closed. Also the probability of divorce and/or being cheated on is unacceptable.
I will simply wait for Japan to further research on VR waifus or Robowaifus
>>331504308
ah so that was all of it?
>>331497989
>Does your girlfriend play video games, /v/?
yes
>Does she have good tastes?
anything multiplayer, some of it considered shit taste I guess, lately:
Monster Hunter 4U
EDF4.1
Salt&SanctuaryLeague of Legends daijoubu
And is hyped forOverwatch
>>331504395
Yeah, one prequel page I missed but the bro girls don't appear on it
I'm not sure if the artist has other fun works
My Ex and I use to play Left 4 Dead and the Sims. She even made us in The Sims and we lead a very happy life.I still have the save file and occasionally pull it up.
>>331504008
>le man smoking le cigarrett image
>all people are evil!
>accecpt your inner evil!
Kys familia.. I bet you're a saint, aren't you? Sent here by God himself to liberate us from our sin.
>>331504392
Call her and ask if she's free, go for it anon, go for it.
>>331504197
If you do not suffer from it, it would be quite dumb to change what you have.
If you do suffer from it and only wish to post shit like "twf no friend/gf", then not changing what you have is quite dumb.
Life isn't hard 2bh
>>331504392
No you clingy piece of shit don't just show up to your house unannounced. this isn't a romcom and she isn't going to be impressed just because you're standing on her doorstep in the rain
>>331502614
Are you asking to hang out with her or is she?
>>331504572
her* house. You can go to your own house unannounced.
>>331504572
Are you trying to tell me that women DON'T like their friends showing up at their door at nearly 1AM with an erection and tears streaming down their faces confessing their undying love?
Not interested. Cute tomboys don't exist in real life, so I don't care for girls.
>>331504392
Always in person anon.
Also, what time is it? I'm always down to hang out with my niggers, but if it's 2am I'm going to go back to sleep.
Since you waited so long, another day I'd waiting won't kill you. Take this time now to meditate, collect your thoughts and plan your next move
>>331503639
There's this thing called the internet, you should try it out.
Go on a dating website. Expect to get shut down over and over, but you can at least use it as practice to learn how to converse
>>331504197
this if i ever start to feel even slightly lonely i then imagine all the time and dedication a gf requires and the feelings gone really quickly.
i have friends though because its much easier to tell them to fuckoff even though im sure this is a really good way to lose them in the end.
>>331497989
not really, sometimes she likes to play. she only plays like nintendo 8bit classics
>>331504392
>calling her in the middle of the night
>just showing up because you are able to
A B O R T
>>331504501
My gf made us in the sims too. Some lady came over to the house and my character went out and greeted her, so naturally my gf made her get in the pool then blocked her in until she drowned.
>>331503917
>conversations with cashiers
don't do this
everyone there hates their job and wishes customers would just leave
>>331504694
only if you bring a boombox and blast phil collins
>>331497989
your mom had good taste when she took my fat fucking hog up her shit hole last night
fuck off faggot
>>331504521
>>331504572
Don't worry I called her. I just said I was in the neighborhood and asked if I could stop by and she said yeah but not for too long.
>>331504708
>>331504759
It's the middle of the night but both of us are nocturnal and take night classes, she usually goes to bed at like 4
I'm gonna go ask her. wish me luck friends.
>>331504394
>learning about the statistics of females
Quite the final nail in the coffin, isn't it ?
Don't worry, the AIs won't cheat on you, won't have STDs, won't steal your assets through divorce or false rape claims.
The golden age is coming, just be a little more patient.
>>331504725
somebody post the reverse webm of this
>>331504864
Well, good luck dude. Keep us updated
>>331504864
Ooh boy
Pls leave us until results mods
>>331504008
℅80
Stop posting anytime
>>331497989
When was the last time you talked to a girl /v/?Going on 12 months so far
>>331504506
Nah, I have my own insecurities, narcissism isnt one of them.
I do think most of these posters are shitters though who dont know it. Wether it be terrible parents or an unlucky draw in genetics feeling sympathy for losers doesnt help them. Its laziness and a warped sense of reality.
>>331504864
godspeed anon, and don't word it autistically.
>>331504782
My gf made us in the sims. She got pissed when digital me started flirting with the neighbor. She uninstalled it when digutal me was on a date with said neighbor and she was at home cooking.
Good times
>>331504990
Your not a very nice person are you anon?
>>331504864
>10 minute drive away
> just in the neighborhood
Alright anon. Good luck. And here's an important tip when you do confess. Don't fucking spill spaghetti.
>>331504864
If she doesn't return your feelings at all but you value the friendship, best course is to continue texting or calling or talking to her the very next day as if nothing happened. That way she knows you two can still function as friends.
If she does return your feelings, then congratulations GET IT IN
If it's something in between, welcome to life, things are messy and not fun but usually worth it as long as you do what you feel like you should be doing.
>>331504878
I suppose the only thing I can do is save up money. Being an early adopter in addition to paying for shipping costs will likely be expensive
>>331504782
AHAHAHAHAHA
EPIC
:D
>>331497989
She plays vidya but most of them are Nintendo stuff. Fire Emblem Awakening/Fates, Animal Crossing, etc. It's tough getting her to play other games but she says she enjoys watching me play anyway. Recently I got her to play the GBA Fire Emblem games which she is enjoying a lot so that's somewhat of a plus.
>>331504970
A few days. If you mean a conversation in casual contact outside of work with someone my age, about 6 years.
>>331504970
The other day a cashier at a burger place said I had nice eyes and then asked me to smile. It was absolutely horrifying and I could not get out of there fast enough.
>>331504957
Its not the end of the world gook.
>>331504970
5 years
>>331504864
...does she already have a bf? I know it's a dumb question but shit's gonna get awkward if you don't know beforehand
Never had a girlfriend, but my little sister likes video games quite a lot. She mainly plays RPG games like Dark Souls and Kingdom Hearts. We used to play multiplayer games together when we were kids, but these days we're growing more distant, even though we still get along.
>>331504864
Damn. Now I have to stick around to see him come back broken hearted.
Can't believe you all talked him into this shitty idea
I still have no idea of how to react if a girl shows interest in me some day. I'll probably just panic and leave.
I literally need to be raped by a girl at this point to get sex.
>>331504970
Yesterday. I'm debating whether or not to try going out with her, she's sort of cute but a little chubby, and I like /fit/ girls.
>>331505171
fucking normie
>>331504864
Good luck anon!And if it doesn't work out you still got us forever
She plays a lot of normie shit like Fallout, but she'll play whatever other games I'm into at the time too.
I was playing Castlevania 3 before I went to work. I ended up getting a game over on the level with the Frankenstein since I've never taken that route before, and she apparently tried playing it while I was gone.
She'll play Sm4sh with me sometimes, and we just picked up Wooly World to co-op that. I'm hoping it's almost as good as YI at least.
>tfw I'm still young
>Don't get lonely when alone
>Introvert
>More time for "Me" stuff.
>>331504970
a day
Also this month refused a date that would lead to rough hot sexand have facebook chat logs to prove it
Come on man, what are you doing with your life?
>>331504970
Technically earlier today over the intercom in the drive-thru when I went to buy lunch.
Outside of work or buying something? I legitimately don't know. Maybe sometime in 2014?
>>331505298
>never had a girlfriend
>has a little sister
You know what to do
>>331497989
Yes, Dota.
Obviously not
>>331504970
At work or social gatherings where communication is forced? Today
In public as in striking casual conversation?I can't even remember
>>331505369
I'm actually horribly ugly and that's the first time I've ever been complimented for my looks in my entire life. I guess I just happen to have nice eyes.
>>331501171
>>331501249
Because I like video games.
Sometimes I force her to watch movies with me too, even though she hates them all the same.
It's important to spend quality time with your loved ones, Anon.
>>331505382
Is she on the same skill level with you in smash? Everytime we play it either ends up with her getting really salty or me trying to play stupid.
>tfw no shitposting vidya junkie gf with side by side battlestations
normie gfs are suffering
life is suffering
do not waste time with normie women
>>331505517
you're turning into one of them anon
Never had a girlfriend. I do fuck girls off tinder and bumble frequently though.
This way I get to play all the vidya I want and still get laid
>>331504970
>work nights at fast food
>little kid leaves a plaid shirt
>been in the backroom for days
>after close tell female coworker to wear it
>she strips down to a tanktop and wears it for the rest of the shift
>>331505364
Don't become one of the T H I C K fags anon, save yourself.
>>331505539
I'm definitely better than her. When we play she usually just wants to go online and do team matches against randoms. I can't really play against her fairly without holding back or having items on.
>>331505364
If looks aren't striking to you then I would only suggest trying for it if you really like her personality
>>331505457To be honest, I think incest is pretty disgusting. I would never want to fuck my own family.
>>331502247
Are any at least slightly attractive? I'm a business fag so the only women in my classes are older and indian.
>>331505519
Don't force shit. It's one thing if she asks to spend time doing something you want to. It's another if you tell her "hey, we're doing this thing only I enjoy tonight." Best fix your mistake, unless it's too late. In that case:GETDATASSBANNED
>>331505854Congrats you are completely sane
>>331502614
>I want to cuddle with her and brush her hair out of her eyes and feed her snacks while she play games.
Sounds like you're looking for a dog, you hopeless faggot.
>>331505519
>forced
>quality time
You seem confused
>girlfriend
>>331504864
Good luck anon, and may god's love be with you!do what the rest of us can't
>Cute__fatgirl who works as a cashier and seems into me
>Want to ask her out/for her number Tuesday
I've never done this before, which is probably why I've never had a GF. Can't believe I'm on fucking Leddit looking for tips on how not to fuck this up and meme all over myself.
>>331504952
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>>331505048
>>331505082
>>331505114
>>331505274
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>>331506119
YOU FUCKING GUYS
YOU FUCKING GUYS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
i basically told her i like her a lot and cant stop thinking about her and I kinda forgot to actually ask her on a date but then she didnt say anything at first but then she gave me a huge smile and a big hug
AND THEN SHE SAID TO STAY OVER TONIGHT!!!! IS THIS FUCKING NORMAL? I DONT KNOW
IM ACTUALLY IN HER BATHROOM LIKE CRYING HAPPY AND SHAKING
BUT I'M A COMPLETE KISSLESS VIRIGN I DON'T EVEN HAVE A FUCKING CONDOM ON ME HOW COULD I BE SO STUPID
OR IS THIS NORMAL? IS THIS JUST A LATE NIGHT DATE? is that a thing? maybe she just wants to play games like normal
BUT STILL IM HAPPY HOLY SHIT
I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH THANK YOU ANONS
>>331497989
That looks comfy. A shame I'll never feel it since I can't handle women or conversing with them and physical contact makes me jumpy. That is, if physical contact even happens since most just seem disgusted with me and i've been repeatedly told i'm unsociable. Oh well.
I don't even like people that much.
>>331506149
Masturbate before you go. Then you can talk like a normie
>>331506115
Saved for future normie threads.
>>331506221
>no condom
Good job
>>331506221
keep....keep us updated?
>>331505954
Hey, is wanting to make a female clone, with my memories and personality just different body, for marriage purposes, sane ?
Selfcest is awesome in fiction and it happening in real life is not that far off, since you could just model your gynoid after you.
>>331502614
SWING THE BAT
SWING THE FUCKING BAT
>>331506221
Good for you buddid she actually say she liked you too though?
>>331506221
Stop spilling the spaghetti jesus christ.
Also why are you posting here? Get in her vag faggot.
>>331506221
Faggot post pics
>>331498686
>Highschool
>Mattering
Haaahahaahah
>>331506221
don't fuck it up nerd
>>331506221
Quit crying you stupid bitch, you wanna look weak already?
>yfw she's internally spilling spaghetti trying to figure out how to get you to go away
>>331506221
>I DON'T EVEN HAVE A FUCKING CONDOM ON ME HOW COULD I BE SO STUPID
Just make sure she's not crazy or retarded.
I finally started dating my childhood crush years later and like half a year into our relationship she suddenly decided to stop using birth control with no mention of it whatsoever. Now I work a shit fast food job full-time with a one-year olddaughter.So either be fucking smart or don't trust women at all.
>>331504970
A few hours ago.I really fuckin' like this chick, but she has a boyfriend. I think I had a chance at her a few months ago but I didn't do anything, and I'm pretty sure we're just going to be friends and nothing is going to happen. I have no one but myself to blame, at least back in December there wasn't a great friendship at stake and it would have been easier to bounce back if I got rejected. She really likes Kingdom Hearts like every other girl, and that's my favorite game as well. She doesn't play much else, which works for me, because neither do I. She's cool, and I hate that I blew it. I want to tell her how I feel but there's no way that will end well anymore, especially since we're coworkers. Everything is awful.
>>331506221
Aren't you like 18 or something? Just smash that shit raw. Pull out or cum when she's on top. Everyone knows she can't get preggers like that. It's gravity.
Also, get the fuck out of the bathroom, turn your cell phone off, and go chill
How do I meet girls when I work grave and sleep days? All I can do on my days off is enjoy my vidya/shitposting on 4chan habit. Do i just go to bars or something? WHERE DO I FUCKING GO TO FIND QTs?
>>331506221
Good going anon! I hope you two are happy together. It brings a little bit of hope to everyone. Also remeber that you'll do greata shame that I'm simply crestfallen
>>331506427
>on a video game board
>the only video game you play is Kingdom Hearts
>>331506221
shiiiiiieeeeet lad
>>331497989
my wife and i basically played grim dawn and stardew valley all weekend
>>331506221
Hey man great job.Now get off of /v/ and hold the fuck out of her hands
>>331504501
i think all sim playing grills do this
>>331506397
You're probably not the father.
Do a DNA test.
Females may be dull, but they have the viciousness and lack of empathy of jews. What you take for retardation may just be maliciousness.
>>331506507
Where do you work?
I work 3rd shift as well. But there's lots of hotties. They just happen to be married to doctors.
Oh well
Two years a wizard.
There is and will be no gf.
>implying this friend house visit isn't made up as fuck
At least some fuck has taken the time to entertain a bunch of retards on an imageboard.just go with it anon, you will fuck it up but that's part of learning love
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>>331506064
Nah, she likes the opportunity to be submissive and show that she cares for me.
I'm sure of it.
We've been together for more than five years, and she doesn't want to leave my side for a second.
>>331506601
>stardew valley seems comfy to co-op
>don't have windows installed on my laptop
like come on the shit's probably made in game maker anyway
lazy dev needs to just pay the extra money to export the game to steam os goddamn
>>331506221
We lost a man today, he fell victim to that evil vagina magic
>>331506675
Which magic discipline did you take?
>invited to stay over a girl's house
>cries and posts on 4chan
>>331506505
>It's gravity.
Almost choked on my pringle you fuck.
>>331506507
I work at a small casino. I work grave so all the people who come in there are either old as fuck, or heavily on meth.
>>331506221
Well stop talking to us and get the fuck in there you virgin! At least one of us will make it.
>>331506507
Quit your job and stop working night shift. People who work nights aren't real people, and if you continue to work it you never will be. IF you want to have a real life, find a less shit job that allows you a real-person schedule.
>>331506649I've actually had an unopened one in my car. I've been debating on whether to actually use it on one of my days off or to just send it back and get a refund.
