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TEAMS NEXT
First forkill your fucking self Trey
how do I fight jigglypuff
>>331474275
bait rest
>>331474078
LAGFAGS GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>331474139
Who is Trey and what did he do?
>>331474530
he didnt kill himself
>last stock
>bullied
norfair was no fair
>>331474530
He was born
I hate to say it, but I fucking told you.
First all the trans4smash shit, then the "we women in the Smash community has a complete list of males who we don't like and have designated 'creepy' and we will threaten you and kick you out permanently", and now you have ESAM posting videos, going full retard and advocating for social justice in Smash, obviously after SXSW the most cancerous 'gaming' event there is.
They are fucking coming for all of you, and none of the pussies in the Smash community are going to stand up to the professional victims and they will agree to all their terms. Do you think M2K, Armada or ZeRo has the spine to say jack fuck against these tyrants? No. They're gonna eat it up like there was no tomorrow. Both ESAM and D1 already is eating it up, retweeting their bullshit and making videos on their behalf.
I'll be giving it half a year, and then the competitive smash scene will be beyond fucked just like Marvel, Intel and all the rest of the communities and scenes who buys into "inclusive" shit. It's really sad to see such a nice community go down the drain because some harpies want more power.
>>331474078
this isn't teams fuck this
>>331474530
He aint playing right now cuz he didnt suck enough granny dick
>>331474530
He became an even bigger faggot than spookyI want my spot back damn it
>>331474943
What's the hastag so I can fuck it up.
>Backslash Double kill
>>331474943
Yeah but are they good
>>331474943
I mean there has to be girls in Smash to even warrant the scene being destoryed
No girls play Smash, and when they do they suck like 95% of the time. They literally had to make a girls only tournament and shill it like crazy and push their agenda on everyone just to get noticed
eat shit ROB
love, Ike
>>331474976
You are still second best in our hearts dont worryfaggot
oh
i thought i wouldve grabbed the ledge by then
>>331474943
Am I missing something here? Why does the gender the person playing matter to you?
>>331474943
yeah but what does this have to do with actually playing smash. fuck off somewhere else with your sjw drama.
>>331474943
This isn't the smash general, go take your butthurt bitter faggotry elsewhere
>>331475173
t-thanks
>>331474943
Why can't women just shut the fuck up and prove themselves? It's always some drama shit, "bohoo we are getting harassed bohoo silly boys don't treat us seriously"
Just shut the fuck up and play, christ. If you're good you're good, doesn't matter what you have between your legsmost women have inherently worse reaction times and reflexes than men, so they have to work extra harder to compete with men, they also lack motivation hence why no women in the competitive scene
mmmm yes
forward smash
the quickest of attacks
>>331475483
shut up faggot
>>331475992
Make me nerd
you traitor
how dare you
Lmao Bowser why
But impressive you managed to stay alive with 230+ percent that second stock
>>331476067
You already are one
God damn I can't take this fucking input lag at some points.
Especially when it comes to techs.
>>331475483
I am a man that has no motivation and shit reaction time. Please put a bullet through my skull
>>331476885
You know what you must do anonbecome a trap
>It's a 'can't touch the ground because everybody is juggling you' episode
>2 villagers
>>331477135
Dank Hunt here
that was me just now
>>331477275
>managed to win with Lucas
We /teams/ next, correct?
>>331477575
yes
Wii Trainer, Cap, and Mewtwo
You guys are fun to play against
>>331477575
maybe
>>331477575
ask later
>it's a lucina spams shield breaker and f-smash episode
>>331477575
I don't know
Monado boys: 1
Everyone else: 0
>>331477575
Yes, FFA is boring
>Le wait and shield, the game
This game lost all it's fun when half you faggots do this.
300% tourney when?
>>331478206
>What are grabs
>RR-R-R-R-R-ROLLS!
>What are read rolls and pivot grabs
The game becomes fun again when you stop being a shitter
>>331478132
>same character
>same outfit
Teams Tourney
Refer to image for rules.
Have fun.
ID: 6087 - 6909 - 4787 - 35
Password: rage
>>331478430
Join this
>>331478392
delete this
>>331478392
>>331478430
>>331478532
>>331478392
>>331478430
>>331478532
>>331478392
>>331478430
>>331478532
>>331478392
>>331478430
>>331478532
>>331478392
Join this
>>331478430
Delete this
>>331478430
>>331478392
JUST LET AYRES OR BEST OF 7 DO IT
>>331474943
Tl:dr
>>331478430
I'm a little conflicted, should I delete this or not? He did post it before me but the image with the rules wasn't posted along with it.
>>331478392
What is this? teams? FFA?
Don't join this shit, join the proper one >>331478430
>>331478883
He didn't post the rules neither specified whether it's teams or FFA, my senses say it's a FFA shitter trying to stir shit up, and couldn't even be bothered to remind people it's FFA
>>331478430
joining this 'cuz teams.
>>331478392
>>331478430
>>331478342
Nah, this game takes no skill and playing like a defensive faggot guarantees wins. Don't pretend otherwise.
>>331478392
He hasn't deleted it yet so yeah it's a confirmed FFA shitter, ignore this tourney unless you want to FFA in which case go ahead with the rest of the shitters
>>331479231
>I haven't been in a tourney
Whatever you say retard.
>>331479295
If you look up the tourney ID, it says 'Team Tourney'
also what the fuck was that PK fire hitting me, Ness? I call shenanigans.
>>331479441
He still fucked up with no pointing out the rules or even saying it's teams, it's a shit tourney made by someone who has no clue what is going on, and he's splitting the playerbase FOR NO REASON
>>331479417
>I went to tourney and sucked monster dicks to first place xD
This game is cancer.
>>331479963
You're a shitter who doesn't understand the game plain and simple
>Accidentally Fsmash my teammate while trying to kill an enemy
>They both go flying
>Teammate just barely survives
I instinctively just attacked the person nearest to me at the beginning of the match there Cloud. Have to flip my brain to teams mode.
>>331478430
HOW IS THIS TEAMS?
>>331480095
Yeah, I noticed that. It's cool.
NICE FINISHER, GANONBRO
>>331480076
As opposed to a faggot that think he does?
How is that own fart sniffing going for you?
>>331480095
Did the exact same thing, Won't fuck up again hopefully.
>>331478392
Will you delete this already you stupid fucking mongoloid
I'M COMING IN BOYS
>>331480294
you're baiting pretty hard, how about going out with your friends anon?
>>331480196
Learn to read stupid faggot piece of shit.
>>331480076
Whatever faglord. Enjoy your camp to win game.
>>331480410
the room says Teams but we just had a free for all.
I'm calling japes.
>>331480378
>Telling the truth is bait
Sure buddy, I'll do. Sad you can't do the same thing.
Sorry for that kill Lip, we won anyways
>>331480721
Nah I was low anyways. You carried most of that match anyways so we're cool m8
>the city of goomy
KEKED
>>331480336
Careful, you might hurt my feelings, m8
>Spooky wins a 2vs2 against a taunting goomy and mario player who think they've already won
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Charizard my compatriot you would do well to stop pushing your teammates shit in
Aww shit. That was a nice up+b though, Showk.
>>331480378
>I can't argue against facts so I use the bait card
Yo Villager (Connor, I think your name was?), sorry for Fsmashing you those couple times. Sometimes friendly fire is a bit of a necessity.
>>331480518
ok, I'll bait into this one, defensive play has always favored players in all games historically, yet not all defensive play rewards people, but certainly you won't know anything about it since you're just shitposting around, don't waste my time anymore.
>>331481658
>>331480518
where are the facts of defensive play being better in the newest patches of smash?
I am literally the worst partner anyone could get. Sorry Conor.
t. Wii Fit
Damn Disco, you killed me more than the other team.
>>331481998
>I know a lot of stuff, you don't wuahhh
When will you faggots stop being alive? It's impossible all this beta retarded assholes can make it into the next generation.
>>331481668
No worries, I think I dashed into you a few times
>>331482304
thanks for not proving me wrong at all
>Have over 100%
>Link launches me up
>Try to use Cloud's UpB to get back down
>One of Meta Knight's grab attacks he used against my teammate hit me and kill me
wait we're playing on teams? how do I know who's my teammate?
>>331482527
Shulk here, that kill was funny anyway
>>331482610
Maybe if you quit being a retarded faggot, and read the rules with the tourney, you'd know.
>>331482445
>Shield is up 90% of any top level match
>Run up shield is THE OPTION to do
>Trying to look cool talking random bullshit, not proving it either
>Trying to impress people and thinking you're hot shit in an anonymous board on a casual tourney
>Can't resist bait to pull your head up your ass further
You're the worst kind of person, kill yourself.
2spooky4me
This fucking lag
Shame we couldn't have a proper match best of 7
Fuck I didn't know was my teammate on Mushroom Kingdom U but that Spike on Charizard was perfect
That was like my worst performance yet. Sorry, Woomy.
Fox I'm so sorry.
CONOR YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>CONNOR WITH THE TREE KILL
>Luigi killing his teammate with the UpB
>Playing to sudden death instead of just fighting
That is so lame
That was not fun, woomy.
>>331482161
>Insta-recharge shield
>Shield is unpunishable in air
>Infinite Air Dodges
>ROOLL ROOLLL ROOLLLLLL
>Half of the cast benefits from moving backwards and spamming projectiles
>DEFENSIVE PLAY IS A MYTH
Also
>Entire game based around grabs because shields are broken
>Combos are scripted every time, usually SHIELD GRAB U-AIR U-AIR U-AIR U-AIR U-AIR U-AIR U-SPECIAL. Repetition > Skill
>INPUT LAG OUT MY ASS
>Worse Singleplayer than 64
Look, if they fixed these issues I would love this game. But they shat it all out for casual schmucks like you.
>>331482772
what rules? edgelord
>>331483352
I'm sorry lip. I need to cool it with the sideB
>>331483550
it literally says the rules here senpai >>331478430
Good job band-aid.
Do some characters have more i-frames during their sidestep than others?
>>331483651
That ain't lip friend, I'm lip
Nice match wii fit
>>331483536
the fact you cannot handle defensive/mental play tells me you're a casual.
Projectiles are only fucking broken online.
>its a 'everyone got spiked' episode
>all that stompin' on villager
alright i had fun learning about teams, /v/'s way
I'm still a dirty casual but i enjoyed it nonetheless.
>Wario shat his partner
>>331484434
>you were his partner
>>331484389
>teams /v/'s way
There some pretty shitty team mates
>>331484525
desu i was one of them.
i only just now read the image.
holy shit villager
God damn it alex im grabbing so you can fucking smash and finish him, you really need to stop treating 2vs2 as if it was "you and some guy that wont hit you"
>>331484135
>Instead of me, a pathetic tryhard faggot that thinks he's good because has spent all his time on a fucking simple-ass game, yet can only feel good about beating some random spic in a 4chan FFA tourney because can't win against other players
You're a sad person, if being a casual is the opposite of you, I got to get me some of that shit.
>it's a Wario does fucking nothing but uses his bike episode
Why
>>331484520
Sorry about that brother
I'm not too good at the 'ol smasheroo
>>331484728
That shit made me so sweaty
>>331484748
That was some 2015 shit
>>331484782
Why? That lucina is fucking trash
>>331484135
>Defensive/mental play
>Basis of entire game
So you finally agree with me.
Also
>Calling somebody who doesn't like game a casual
>Arguing for Sm4sh, literally a babies game
We went to town on them ROB
>That finish on ryu
HOLLYYYYYYY SHIIIIIIT
>that 75mm omega match
GG Bigger Mac. I can't believe I fucked up Marth's Over B so much. Fucking shit.
>>331485004
Fucking hell Mario nice fludd there at the end
Congrats Heropon
You didn't get 3 stocked
Did both of our teamates try to kill us Spooky?
>it's a retarded megaman doesn't know who his team is
JESUS FUCKING H CHRIST
YOU FUCKING AUTISTIC MONGOLOIDS
>>331478430
DO YOU GET IT YET? IT'S CLOCKWISE, CLOCK.FUCKING.WISE. LIKE A CLOCK? YOU KNOW HOW A CLOCK MOVES? WHERE IT GOES? START FROM THE BOTTOM, FOLLOW THE MOVEMENT OF THE CLOCK, FIRST TWO AND THEN NEXT TWO, THOSE ARE THE TEAMS
HOW THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE ON THIS BOARD MORE RETARDED THAN YOUR AVERAGE MIDDLE SCHOOLER
>>331485148
Falcon and Dorf were on the same team, I don't know which of them you were but Falcon didn't seem to get it.
>>331485229
No they weren't you stupid fucking idiot, read
>>331478430
For fucks sake
>>331484745
>i go to tourney's irl man
Quit being a projecting faggot.
>>331484854
He was saying he wasn't a casual yet he couldn't handle the heavily mental and patience meta of this game.
>>331485181
lolwat? olimar was my teammate, dummy. I spawned on the right. He was up top.
>>331485316
>He was saying
>VoteRidleying
Truly pathetic.
>>331485296
You clearly didn't pay attention to the spawns, I was on top (Olimar), Megaman was on the right, and the other two were in their respective spawns. Pay attention next time.
>>331485004
Yeah, it might've been a bad matchup for them.
Sorry Corrin
>>331485050
GG Marth! I've been playing Street Fighter lately and I was trying to mimic the close range combat with Ryu. Sorry if it seemed like I was memeing
>>331485123
Yea, now I need to stop whiffing my rest
>>331485496
It's fine :')
>>331485594
I didn't notice shit, mayn. You're good.
>Battlefield
Your waifu powers were weak, Lucina. GG
>>331485229
>>331485296
>>331485442
What stage was it on?
>>331485316
>Heavily mental and patience meta
>>331485415
>voteridleying
>implying im enough of an autistic faggot to have been on /v/ long enough to become familiar with that term.
>>331485783
Big Battlefield
>>331485921
>Newfags
Sorry about the FF, Falcon. My bad
Joining in. Is Trey still an insufferable faggot?
>>331486026
>implying frequenting /v/ isn't something to be ashamed of.
>>331486140
Just like half the people in here, yes.
>>331486126
I wont even say anything
>Goomy
>woomy
Heh
Thanks for copying me doppelgänger. I forgot who I was and plummeted right off the stage.
Us villagers should stick out for each other
Jesus Christ Borb.
t. Wii Fit
spoooky
>>331486330
nice team goomy
THE COMEBACK
I DID US GOOD, BANDAID
>>331486447
You still have to 1vs1 me without clutches woomy
Mario here
I had NO idea who was on my team
>Two villagers with the same color AND name
>>331486232
The fact you cannot handle baiting/shiposting play tells me you're a casual.
>>331486358
Nice umlauts bro. Way to commit
>>331486562
>>331486640
casual at /v/ maybe but not at smash.
>>331486712
>Implying that's not even more of a shameful thing to be
>>331486232
Go back to the hole you crawled up out under, you are not welcome here anymore.
t-thanks meta knight
>Mfw I SD'd TWICE on the Halberd because of that stupid-ass lip on the platform
>>331486598
You were on Conor's team
>>331486953
I'm so sorry, man.
I never looked above me to see if you were there.
>>331486848
Kek.
Believe it or not theres far more autism when you combine factions of communities online rather than just in one community.
/v/ is far more shameful
>>331486712
>Fsmash to try to punish Borb's Up B
>Accidentally kill partner
>Borb ends up SD'ing anyways
Welp
>>331487164
Whatever you say, bub.
Felt like I handled that 2v1 fairly well
>>331487164
I like this bait. May I use it later?
I forgot who was my teammate at Battlefield, sorry everyone
>Temple
>Oh god that input lag
>Everyone SD's
Good job, Fire. You managed to win, even with my stupid double SD.
i thought my teammate was wez or did i goof
Mario's a nigger
Holy shit Corrin my asshole was not prepared
>The most lag-less match I've played
>Teammate's a complete fuck-off
borb is sad
Nice 1v1 shyguy
Holy shit that lag
Ridley MVP
>Rolling into Ike's b
I'm a fucking retard at heart.
>>331487975
Pretty much, yeah
I don't think I even deserved that win with how hard he was wrecking you guys
>>331487760
yeah it was a good gor flory if i ever had one.
good stuff mega man
>>331488104
Thanks, doc.
Kon'nichiwa /v/! We /ffa/ next, correct? Next tourney starts in 30 minutes
Good stuff Spooky
>Reflecting a felled tree back at me
I...didn't know that was a thing...
>>331488621
I watched you do that and cried a little.
Psssh... nothing personnel... Palutena..
GG
>>331488621
Th-thanks Sakurai
>>331488621
Do you feel alive now
Kirby, you need some better fucking internet holy shit.
>>331489128
I'm feeling a lot of splinters in my ass
>tfw your Zelda partner doesn't even try to recover and you're stuck with Spooky and his partner
>>331489203
My controller died
>>331489148
No diddy
coldramen must be stopped
i did it all for you ganon
Thanks for the carry based purple DK
こんにちは, 匿名. 私の陰茎は12イカのサイズです
馬の精液: 6864 - 6505 - 3253 - 86
ヒトラー: rage
ディック尻: FFA /v/eekend
>>331490012
>that ending
Ok god, that was worth it. enjoy the victory with me Pink DK.
>>331490093
私はそれが良く見える返信しています
WEZ WE WERE ON TEAMS YA PLEB
-ike
>>331489910
I'm proudI really need to stop playing ganon
>>331490335
Are you sure? I thought Connor was on my team
>>331490429
>>331490335
It was meant to be Ike & Shulk vs Villager & Mario
I really fucking love how none of my attacks have any kind of priority and everyone hits straight through them.
Sorry, Bayo.
I'm proud of you, Toon Link.
- Corrin
>>331490429
pretty sure
nice rest jiggs
i literally fell right into it
>try to spike Jigglypuff with Toon Link
>Hit Jigglypuff, but it doesn't spike
>Jigglypuff dies anyway
Nice job Corrin
>>331490542
>>331490335
>>331490429
I fucked up. Sorry lads, its late
lol I dunno who's fighting who anymore
-villager
get
some
better
internet
Jesus fucking Christ. If you have bad internet, don't play, it's not that goddamn hard. I'm looking at you, Fire.
>based double purple dk congo bongo wombo combo
>>331490886
>hurr I know whose lagging
Lol.
>>331490886
I've been playing people all day and no one mentioned anything
>>331490873
Christ
Bottom left / top right
Clockwise
It's not rocket science
im on mobile what tourny is everyone in
I hope it isn't that dumbass team tourny one
>>331491049
>two corrins on opposite teams named Sparky
it was fun. I knew who my teammate was but i was just out-corned.
>>331491125
check
>>331490093
>>331491020
When you play consecutively with the same people, you know who has decent connection and who doesn't.
>>331491273
cool, thanks cutie
Wooow, I came back from that pretty good.
Very good game, Best of 7.
-Sparky
>>331490093
thank you based moon man
>>331491301
I've played fine with Fire though, multiple times tonight, idiot.
>>331474139
This should be a given. Trey,we loveyoubecauseof silly moments we've had.Pleasecome toyoursenses and enjoyyour time with us.
>Sky rage quitting after taunting me
kek
>>331491481
Good game Sparks. A match with you is always a good one.
>>331491641
3 hours too late, he already an hero
