>Be British bloke
>Play American video game
>British character appears in it
>Oi barmy look he be like me but I better not bite me arm off
>He's a right ol tosser he is bollocks
Oi why you Yanks always so bloody blinkered and what not anyway? It really cheeses me off and gets my goat.
Why you do this? It leaves me gobsmacked
You know what get stuffed.
>>331435679
You're not British. You're probably Croatian or something.
>>331436182
Says the bloody Yankee doodle
>>331435679
oi ya git, dontcha know us brit lads are all from nineteenf century london? i got 'oles in me gloves an a mouse livin in me top hat wivaat a top. naat wrong wiv da yankses perspective of us by mys reckoning, tis only right ya know.
That bitch was a fucking psychopath.
I though Aussies were blokes/cunts, and Brits were lads?
>>331435679
Just watched that documentary
>That girl in the photo is totally a sociopathThis is now my fetish
>>331435679
pretty shite attempt at britposting to be honest m8, not enough effin and blindin
should've at least posted a british video game character while you were at it, like them fairies from 2hu
You probably thought this was really funny as you were writing it.
>>331435679
que te jodan
Wetin you dey talk obeya?
>be british
>can't afford to pay my TV license
>get thrown in jail
You're about as British as fucking Tower Hamlets, you fat cunt.
>be me
>british
>ugly ass teeth
>government stops paying my bills
>can't watch anime all day now
>get a job
>greentext on 4chan
>>331440298
Sauce on that vice
>>331440762
>tv license
wth
british people talk so goofy that they're impossible to take seriously. It's like a 2 year old trying to insult you. Maybe that's why people walk all over them.
>>331442431
>try to understand an americlap
>it's like he's eating a million cocks
could you please learn to talk
>>331442431
What do British people sound like?
>>331442431
because 99% of the english people you see online are soft middle class faggots you fat cunt
>>331435679
>ausfailian server
>OI STREWTH M8 SHRIMP OFF THE BARBIE READY TO EAT
>whole team goes afk
>>331440762
>being poor
>>331443097
>paying to get brainwashed and being proud of it
>american character
>Yee haw! yall partner muh TOBACCO an SLAVES *boot spurs* *tips cowboy hat* m'lady
seriously?
>>331443335
Don't you fucking DARE take the name of Texas in vain
>>331442601
>>331443748
Oh my fuck
>>331443572
Isn't Texas that ridiculous place where people ACTUALLY fucking linedance and do dance parties in barns? It's like something out of a fairytale gone wrong.
>>331443748
The fuck is he holding? A paper towel?
>>331441184
>Zappy Dan the Magnet Man
>Burning Boner Leather Jacket bring your shit and let me slap it
Fucking 10/10
>>331442693
>lower class brits are more understandable
I don't bloody think so.
>>331442431
Say "rural juror"
>>331443930
Come to Alberta. Be baffled by how much more it resembles stereotypical Texas, than Texas does.
I can't even go to a club man, the three biggest in Calgary are fucking country themed.
>british guy joins the server
>"top o' the morning to ya laddies im roigh chuffa'd t'be battlin' beasties with yoou lot"
>>331443748
Beautiful.
>>331444192
The rurr jurr
>>331440762
>not knowing what a tv licence is
>>331444162
hes talking about 'british' people sounding goofy, thats just the middle class people you see playing video games and the ones that are on TV to make everyone here seem sophisticated
its like how people on american TV look like theyre all made of moulded plastic when the general populace most certainly dont look or act like that, its just a form of marketing, who the fuck would want to come to england if they knew what it was really like here
>>331443974
Thats a knife m8
Or maybe a spoon
God bless the queen
>>331442431
>clap thinks other people sound goofy
>>331444392
>American joins the server
>shoots all the toddlers
>>331440762
And brits call the US cucks.
baka
>>331440762
>Not just refusing to pay and telling them to fuck off
I'm American, but I at least understand what things are.
>>331443278
>pay a tiny fee to have a few decent TV channels without ads
>meanwhile the americlap watches more ads than TV on every channel he has
Who's being brainwashed again?
>be british
>break arm
>get stairs
>>331435679
> be Brittish
> get molested by Arabs
> parents get arrested for reporting incident to local constable.
>>331444959
But how will you know what medication to buy?
>>331444959
>Decent TV channels
I haven't watched TV since downloadable episodes and livestreams became a thing.
>>331444192
rue-rall jer-er
t. southerner
>>331444959
You are.
>>331438789
No. Brits are cunts. All of us
>>331442651
Marbles in a garbage disposal
>>331438789
Bit of both, mate
>>331445679
is the american dream just to sue everything and everyone till you get lucky and make some cash?
>>331445630
>London
What do you expect? London's horrible.
>>331443748
Fucking kek
Even their Police are cucks
>>331445893
London has some alright places, it's just expensive as shit to live in.
>>331440762
>be American
>go out
>get shot
>>331446053
They look like community support officers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuyEGjpUgwg
>>331446228
Why did they not just subdue this guy? They had the numbers. Are they not allowed by Law?
>>331446190
>be british
>get muslims
>>331444752
>Wanting toddlers on your server
Fuck off Todd, nobody is buying your shit game.
>>331446190
>be American
>go out
>get shot
>survive
>end up with $500,000 hospital bill
>declare bankruptcy
>kill self
>>331440762
That's not how it works at all.
Do yourself a favour, not being smarmy, not some dumb "Edyukate yurself faggot" shit, just go to YouTube and look up TV License Goons and watch some of the results. It's quite interesting, and shady, stuff.
>Be Swedish
>There's a knock on the door
>It's the tv tax collectors
>"Hello do you have any tvs?"
>"I don't"
>"Oh okay, bye"
Then they tried to pass a law for tv tax on any device that could possible connect to the tv company's streaming website regardless of whether you actually did that. I don't know what came of it because that's around the time I moved outto Mexicoand the allahu akbars moved in. As a matter of fact I sold my flatscreen TV and pc to one of em on my way out.
>>331446349
Because PCSOs are the designated fake-police. They won't sedate him, because they'd probably get their shit kicked in if they tried.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrT_dg-sRCc
>>331442431
>The only Brits I've seen are on American TV
>>331442431
It isn't as fun as a French black guy trying to act to tough.
>>331445238
Wut.
>be british
>live on a tiny island
>is absolutely doomed thanks to germany
>lost all their good colonies
>capital is infested with muslims
>the only thing left to do is sit back and watch the muslims take over
I don't hate you guys. I feel really bad. You don't deserve what's happening to you.
>>331446956
How new
>>331446809
White english guys trying to act tough are easily the most laughable.
>>331446957
>>is absolutely doomed thanks to germany
That's all of Europe thanks to that dumbass Merkel
>>331445886
Mate we have companies in the country that's sole purpose is to sue people over patents. You tell me.
>be American
>cant even handle a surprise 500 Dollar bill
>>331446957
Is there any hope for the British? I like them and don't want them overrun by Habibs. :(
>>331435679
>Why you do this? It leaves me gobsmacked
what did he mean by this?
>>331447439
Leaving the EU will slow the muslim takeover at least.
>>331447048
I don't think so. An American trying to act tough is funny in the same way that a guy with a lisp trying to act tough is funny. You could be the most dangerous man in the world, but it's all for nought because your voice just sounds funny to the rest of the world.
>>331435679
>Watch British television
>American Stereotypes show up
>nerdy ass tourist or some rich blowhard who interups people and talks only about himself
>watch American television
>well speeking dude with bad teeth or the "ill deck,you in the dopper" kind of guy with bad teeth
Why are these all super lame?
>>331447609
Americans can just shoot you.
And American media is consumed all over the world, everyone is used to an American accent.
>>331447610
>british guys are always the villains in American movies
Why is this? Because an intelligent villain is more threatening?
>>331436182
>croatian
Why exactly did you use that ethnicity?
>>331447718
That may be true, but it doesn't stop you from having a silly voice.
>>331442431
*tips bucket of mayo*
>>331447609
I agree, but lower class British people do sound incredibly stupid when angry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2FyShoaQwg
>>331447782
Pretty much. Most Americans think a British accent is sexy and intelligent.
>>331448125
They think the posh accent is sexy, not the commoners'
>>331435679
Because you're taking all of America's acting work. Fuck you.
>>331446460
plus tip
"British", ok mohammed listen , just because you were born there doesnt mean you can call yourself british, k?
>>331447782
Imagining a British man trying to rule the world but ultimately failing to the American man is easier to relate to.
>be american
>get away with driving perma-drift trucks on the highway
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1458341772212.webm
>>331446750
>moving from sweden to mexico
What?
>>331440762
Jail is american.
We say "prison".
>>331448035
Why was he picking on his wheelie bin?
>>331448584
This is the best webm I've ever seen. I wish /v/ had sound webms.
>>331448723
Jail and prison are two different things in the US; jail is where you go when you're suspected of a crime, prison is where you go when you're convicted.
>>331448035
Just like lower class American people sound incredibly stupid while angry. That's the same for almost every country.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m7pYjDg42U
>>331448584
USA USA USA
>>331448895
Really? Never knew that.
>>331443748
>>331448957
>bin that knife XD
I've never understood this meme. Where does this happen? Is it London?
>>331448957
I have never felt so fortunate to live in a real country with a real police force.
>>331447782
>Germans are now suddenly British
Get over yourself Nigel
>>331444192
Say "starring ruggeral"
>>331446190
>be american
>shoot terrorist.
>>331446750
>moving from sweden to mexico
you realize mexico is literally more dangerous than Afghanistan or Iraq.
>>331449347
The bins where in large cities like London, i think i only ever saw one once. It's quite funny to watch videos of them being emptied, showing them full of rubish and no knives.
>>331448957
>be britbong
>get arrested for holding something that looked like a knife
>be burgerclap
>get shot for holding something that looked like a knife
>>331447579
Staying in the EU gets the country full of lots white Eastern Euro immigrants. The muslims are mostly outside the EU and we should be able to deal with them. We need to pass laws like banning cousin marriage to prevent Pakis bringing their spouses over as well as banning islamic schools.
>>331447782
russians make the best villians.
>>331448957
>>331449347
>>331449401
>>331448662
I do what I want.
>>331449401
So is Britain just a fantasy then?
>>331446750
>Live in Japan
>NHK guy at my door
>At first speak a little Japanese to him
>He then asks if I have a television
>Play dumb and pretend that this is all the Japanese I know
>He eventually goes away
Good to be back in America again.
>>331450204
You met sato?
>>331449835
>>331450809
>>331449692
Niggers are the real villains but film Jews won't use them as such.
>>331449527
So I keep hearing. Funny, what you hear vs what is real.
>>331451197
According to Mexico, it's a great place to go for vacation.
>>331450809
>I lost my mother to a bike wheel
>>331451776
Cancun maybe.
>>331451197
>>331447813
buttblasted croatian detected
>be american
>as if anyone wants to be a fucking american
>>331440762
>be american
>be willfully ignorant of everything in the world
>get confused and angry when the world doesn't bow at my feet. stoopid fooking savages, dont they know we invented freedom and democracy?
>die from the fatty grease congealing in my veins.
there are legitimately british people who sound more british than the stereotypical OI LAD IS IT TEA TOIME and don't even realize they sound that intense
>>331439421
why's she a sociopath?
>>331442431
Oi bruv, sod off ye bloody wanker, 'fore I gob yer knob off
>>331450204
I did the same thing when I lived in Japan but the fucking NHK man spoke almost perfect English
>>331435679
Are there any other documentaries where Yakuzas humiliate American goobers?
>>331439421
nah, just an attention whore
>>331435679
>be aussie
>american game has 'australian' character
>literally never says the word cunt
>>331448734
It wastalking trash about him.
>>331450809
>tfw britbong and can't take the bants
>>331454043
How'd you get out of it? Did you just tell him "fuck off I don't have a TV!"?
Oh yeah, another one came to my door but I answered it with my shirt off (glad the neighbors didn't see me and scream "Look Chris sensei!!"). I honestly thought that maybe he was the person who was supposed to deliver my package. I kept asking him what he wanted but he just looked away in disgust and said "that's okay. Goodbye."
>>331448125
It sounds abrasive & faggy to us.
>>331454249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boo_Ii2Iam4
https://youtu.be/azOvRwrqz2M?list=LLSuOPyMCBHn61QiC8EG5EEA&t=304
>british persons
>be australian
>ride my kangaroo back to my rape bunker
>>331453154
huh....
Australian YouTubers
>well kept
>attractive
>have at least one sexual partner but about 3 on average
>good taste in vidya
>intellegent
British Youtuber
>terrible accent
>shit teeth
>think opinion is 'elite' or thought provoking
>50% chance of ass cancer
>would 100% wear a top hat or fedora if meme didn't go mainstream
American Youtuber
>usually wrong on everything
>highly autistic
>country responsible for gamervape, gawker and sjw rise
>will always fall back on 'freedom' excuse even though they are literally in debt to everyone
>Be American
>Go to Cinema
>Fear getting shot
>>331445630
is this real?
>>331453331
I'm just curious why you chose it, that's all, given that there's like only four million of us and we're internationally completely irelevant.
>>331455272
>Be American
>Go out hunting
>Have to sit through 15 minutes of previews and trailers first
>>331455165
Name one Australian YouTuber who isn't fucking cringe
>>331455545
>Be American
>be advertiser
>get fired because I didn't bring enough deer
>>331455629
gggmanlives
VaatiVidya
SexualLobster
>The rest of the world will never be as cool as America
Why even try nerds?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0dTG1_x-K8
>>331455272
>being black
>>331455750
>Vaati
>SexualLobster
>>331455770
>tfw you had more days last year than mass shootings.
>>331455750
>animator
>youtuber
M8 what
>>331455875
Compare vaati to other souls channels. Best of the lot
>production value
>no dubstep
>non forced mellowdrama
>>331453702
buttmad commie detected
Gotta love these unfree faggots who hate freedom because they will never have it.
Keep sucking your leader's dick.
I heard in some places in Europe they let the king fuck their wives before them.
>>331455297
Some Croatian alpha probably fucked his wife, so now he came crying on /v/ about cucks.
>>331456065
>croatian
>alpha
>>331455750
Beagle too, although he does look like a sectoid
>>331456041
>he plays dark souls
>he makes videos about dark souls
He asked for things that don't make you cringe, retard.
>>331449347
the urban youths are like urban youths in any other country. there's no guns, so they use knives. "weapon sweeps" are literally taking weapons off the streets, because urban youths will stash knives around public places to retrieve and use when necessary so they won't be caught walking around with them
>>331456203
I bet you don't own a ps4
>>331435679
>American game has Irish character in it
>AH TAP A DE MARNIN' TO YA LADDIE
>DE DRINK MAKES ME FURGITFUL
Nobody even fucking talks like that, I can guarantee that you won't find anyone with a genuine accent like that anywhere in the world. It's insane how misinformed Americans seem to be about Ireland, especially how many think it's some fucking rural-ass farmer country. I mean, the west pretty much is, but east Ireland is really urban
Most of you guys don't even know about the really cool shit that went down in early 20th century Irish history, and that fact actually makes me sad. Pic related, Michael Collins, dead nationalist and badass motherfucker. He had a spy network that spanned the entire country and used it to gather intel on, and eliminate, British investigators.
>Live in California
>Every day I wake up and strain my daily ration of water that I collected from condensing steam and rainwater
>Walk outside with a jacket on because it's only 79 degrees out
>More and more of my neighbors are being replaced with Mexicans
>The gas leak pumped so much methane in the air that we all need to wear gas masks
>Go to In-N-Out for breakfast, lunch and dinner while browsing /v/
>Have to hide my homosexuality out of fear of being deported and brainwashed into an SJW at the San Francisco Facility of Re-education of the Cis
Help
I can't understand British people with heavy accents, posh or otherwise, it sounds like they have golf balls in their mouths.
>>331456546
#Cait from Fallout 4
Man, fuck her shitty accent and hair It's like Bethesda don't realise that those stupid Irish genes would have literally been dead in the 200 years wasteland
>>331455750
All terrible shit eater entertainment.
>>331456546
In between getting shitfaced on Guinness, right?
>>331456753
Don't forget the potato stew.
>>331456896
omfg lol
>>331456546
>Potatoniggers thinking anyone should care about them or their history
>Be scottish
>Scottish character appears
>"Aye i'll fuck you up m8, this is nuthin compared tae Glasgow!"
>Drinking intensifies
Do other countries actually think Glasgow is one of the most hardcore places there is or are they just making fun of us
>>331456546
>really cool shit that went down in early 20th century Irish history
Bombing englishmen isn't all that interesting, laddie.
>>331457167
British deserve all the shit they get to be honest.
>>331454435
>how about a gobby
>chuck it in me gash
>you're gonna wreck me kid-shitter
>empty ya nads in me
>>331457118
From what I can tell, based on that one Scottish Festival I went to once, Scotland is a rural community with lumberjacks that have haggis eating competitions when they're not hauling or throwing 20 meter logs around.
>>331457338
>>331457118
If shooting up some heroin and getting bottled in an alleyway is hardcore, then Glasgow definitely deserves it's reputation.
>>331457338
DELETE THIS
>tfw british basically means english
this bothers me
is it true that if you're a guy with a cute english accent it's easy to get laid in burgerland?
>>331457987
no you get cucked immediately
>>331457982
Plenty of the people know the difference. I don't really even think of the UK as a 'thing' really. I think of the individual nations or what would be in a better world.
>>331435679
YOURE A FUCKING WHITE MALE
>>331457987
Depends on where you're, in general though. You might also get jumped for your accent.
>>331457982
This annoys me too. Americans usually seem to refer to English people as "British", yet they never make that mistake with the Irish, Scottish or Welsh.
>>331439421
Name of it?
>>331458461
>Irish
>British
>>331458461
What the fuck is Welsh?
>>331458576
She's cute in a freaky sort of way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpZbu7J7UL4
They're right by the way, Japan does cuck itself now. It is literally the graying nation.
>be Welsh
>never get berated by Americans because I don't exist
>mfw
>>331455297
>met a really cute croation girl at a party
>never saw her again
She was incredibly cute
>>331458617
>american education
>>331458709
Can't wait to watch, thanks
>>331458772
im croatian you fucking shite cunt
>>331446750
>>331451197
Spic here. Why in the world would you move to Mexico? I live very comfortably, but I still have a hard time imagining someone from a first world country wanting to move here. Sweden can't be that fucked, right?
>>331458879
>Croatian education
(you aren't helping yourself)
So any brits have any opinions on how accurate London is potrayed in Professor Layton? Aside from the lack of seedy as fuck places of course.
>>331458758
You met the cute croatian girl? What luck, I've only seen pics.
You know there's not enough of them for there to be two, right?
>>331449527
I, I think that picture is from my hometown.
>>331454435
whats the source for the comic used in that?
It looks pretty good
>>331458879
fuck off you crocodile
>>331458926
>Sweden can't be that fucked, right?
There's far too many brown people for my taste.
>>331459151
>so I moved to Mexico.
>>331458836
Yeah, it's a real eye opener as well. Becomes plainly obvious as to why theirs is the most rapidly decreasing population on the planet. Tragic really.
>>331459054
http://raggedtranslations.blogspot.com.au/2014/09/me-stepmums-too-fuckin-hot-mate-bogan.html
>>331435679
Op ere I'm well sorry I made this thread mates
>>331456546
Conas atá tú , my name is Ben Garrison.I’m a 27 year old American Paddyphile (Ireland fan for you Sassanach). I draw Celtic symbols on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my Gaeilge and listening to superior Traditional Irish Music. (Dropkick Murphies, Flogging Molly, Daniel O'Donnell).I train with my Hurley every day, this superior sport of Hurling is the fastest game on grass, and is vastly superior to any other sport on earth, especially American Football and Apehoop. I bought my Hurl along with some traditional Irish Dirt, and I have been getting better every day.I speak Gaeilge fluently, both Ulster and the Munster dialects, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Irish history and their Brehon Law code, which I follow 100%When I get my Irish Passport (my grandmom was from Galway, have you heard of her?), I am moving to Dublin to attend the prestigious Trinity College to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a Master Draughtsman in Guinness Brewery or draw Celtic tattoos for a living!(I already have one that says "Top of The Morning" across my neck.)I own several kilts, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Ireland, so I can fit in easier. I play the bagpipes but no one can seem to respond to the beautiful notes I play. They just don't understand.Wish me luck in Ireland! Tiocfaidh Ar La!
>>331459215
Mexico is part of America though, right? Surely the browns are in the minority still.
>>331458879
ubi se
>>331459151
But anon half of the population is brown in Mexico.
Or did you mean muslims?
>>331436182
U wot m8, are u have'n your self a cheeky little giggle? I swear on me mums life I'll sock ya right in your gob I will
>>331459386
>america
>browns in the minority
>>331438789
'Lad' is just a term for cunts that aren't aware they're cunts. Aussies and Brits are both cunts.
>>331459813
technically he is right. Come back in 10 years or so and you ll be right though.
![scared-dog[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oyAkAi3.jpg "scared-dog[1].jpg")
>>331459575
>Croates are adopting lad culture
Sod off OP, get a butcher's at me 5
>>331458772
> wah, nobody recognizes the national significance of my slag-infested heroin-port.
>>331446472
You little goon
>>331456546
OMG DID YOU EAT CORNED BEEF AND CABBAGE ON SAINT PATTYS DAY LOL.
Fuck off.
Never move to a country that is worse than your own. Always move to one that is equally good, or better.
Seriously, what kind of absent minded cunt wants to move from a sinking ship country like Sweden, to a fucking shark infested sunken shithole like Mexico??
>>331459575
I'd parody a Croatian accent but no one cares enough to know it.
>>331460152
Fuck you, pal. Wales is lovely.
>>331460291
What is the objective best country in the world?
>>331460291
>Mexico and Sweden aren't equals at this point
>>331453154
If you're only going to count civi deaths in Afghanistan and Iraq you should exclude all cartel related deaths from Mexico
>>331456625
>live in Oregon
>drive 500 miles from my dead town to Portland
>get a ticket for running over one of the saplings growing out of the middle of I-5
>cop is Californian and reminds me "things are gonna change around here!" and hands me an orange
>give him his tip
>continue to Portland, making sure to avoid the saplings and keep my speed 10 miles below limit
>finally arrive in Portland and cross 13 bridges to reach the crack house repurposed into a bar by McMenimans which I work at
>take off my shirt to reveal my mandatory tattoos and wax my moustache
>manager tells me I have to clear the sequoias from the outdoor smoking area again
>walk 5 blocks without watching for traffic to reach the smoking area
>Californians boo and hiss at me while I chop down their trees
>a Washingtonian comes up and hands me a salami and tells me "things are gonna change around here!"
>>331460291
>tfw in Mexico with no hope of escaping
I guess I can still sell myself to be someone's fuccboi in a better place.
>>331460427Japan.
>>331460537
Been there. Honestly I wanted to kill myself almost every day.
>>331460450
uhhh, what?
>>331460450
what a horrible fucking region of the country.
>>331460537
Unless you're rich and can afford not to work, it doesn't seem that way to me.
>>331460427
Another scandinavian country. The idiot could've just walked over the fucking border. Not to say the /pol/ memes are an over exaggeration anyway.
>>331447627
>White people being this mad over immigration
>>331460718
Work culture in Japan is shit. Add being a foreigner on top of that and you're up shit creek without a paddle.
>>331460537
nah, south korea is much better
>>331461706
>he likes when his country is invaded by sand dwellers
>>331460718
>le overworking wapanese lad xDDD
DUDE /POL/ LMAO
>>331447627
sml t-b-h f-a-m
>>331435679
>It really cheeses me off and gets my goat.
Don't you mean that it really puts the toad in your hole?
>>331455165
Fuck off Vaati
>>331461957
My co-workers were typically in the office from around 7am until 8 or 9pm. One of them 6 to 10. And this doesn't even include the mandatory drinking parties they have after work. It's real man, it isn't some stereotype. There's a reason their suicide rate is among the highest in the world. Only reason I was protected from that is because my company was an international one that required them to let me off at 5.
>Be Scottish
>Play game online
>Mistaken for Irish constantly
>>331461926
I hear South Korea also sucks. From my understanding, it seems like all countries suck for different reasons.
>>331456625
>live in Texas
>every day I wake up and fight off a dozen wild boars as they swarm across my front lawn
>at least it keeps the illegals away
>drive the 500 miles to the ranch where I work
>find out the liberals from California passed a law that made running ranches prohibited
>so mad that I shoot a Mexican
>drive back home and cry into my ten-gallon hat and oil well royalties
At least I still have football.
>>331463548
All first world countries have their fair share of problems. It just so happens that America's are the worst. And I live in the damn country.
At least we're not being taken over by Muslims though.
>>331463708
Honestly, after living in a foreign country I prefer America. I just wish they made it possible to live here. Feels like I can't do it unless I go into massive debt or force myself to get some shitty McJob. I just want my wide open spaces and large portions of food God dammit. It's not fair.
>>331454302
Are you joshing with me? Brits are the epicenter of bantland. Few other countries can compare.
