SPESS MUHREEN
WHEAAH?
STEEL REHN
BROTHER I AM PINNED HERE
RHINOSE
RHIIINOSEEEEE
AS YOU KNOW
OUR BROTHERS ARE STATIONED IN DEEP SPEEEHS
IT IS THE BAAAAANEBLAAADE
>>331410904
WE ARE THE EMPEROR'S FURY
>>331411091
OUR ENEMIES HIDE IN METAL BAWKSES! THE COWARDS! THE FEEEEEEEEEEEWLS!
I should invent some kinda machine, that makes walkin', faster!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnzuRnKnO7E
Why is shin Chan a space marine?
>>331411112
PRUHPARED TO DEEHP STRIKE!
This looks like a job for Nail Brain!
>>331411258
That song is so damn fitting lmao
ssindriii
SSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIINNNDRIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTuh-0znG7s
Tehre is noh time to beh lohst!
Batul Brothas!
Spehss Mahrens, todeh the enemeh is at oua doar! We know oua duteh and we will do eet. We fight for our honor as Blod Rehvens,
as SPESS MAHRENS, and we fight in the nehme of the Empra!
And if we die this deh we die in gloareh, we die heroes' deffs, but we shall not die, no! It is the enemeh who will tehste
deff and defeat!
As you know! Moast of oua battle brothars are shtehtioned in SPEHSS, Pruhpeared to deep strike! Oua perimeter has been
pruhpeared in the even dat oua enehmies should be so bald and so foolish. We have plehced numerous beacons, allowing for
muhltiple, simuln-tehneous and devashtehting defensive deep strikes
The Codecks astartees nehmes this maneuvah Steel Rehn. We will descend upon the foe, we will ovawhelm them - we will leave none
alive! Meanwhile oua ground fawses will ensue the full defense of oua headkwaters
We are the spehss mahrens! WE ARE THE EMPRA'S FUREH!
IT IS THE BAAAANEBLAYYYYD
The beta videos are making this look fun as fuck.
Apparently though not as graphically demanding as I expected it to be.
>>331411537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJiUfnIzbVM
>>331413167
This thing look cute with that oversized helmet.
>>331413167
>>331413358
>baby marine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_2nM1GEllgThis is probably be what would happen
I had a dream sorta about warhammer 40k last night
There were a lot of not-wh things going on but basically near the end of the dream i was in a friends house and there was a shit ton of bees
So many fucking bees
People from 40k factions just showed up and were willing to put away their differences to deal with all these fucking bees
Also a guy described the emperor as blue
So when's Deathwing coming out?
I want to gain whatever the 40K equivalent of Brouzoufs is.
>>331413612
>There were a lot of not-wh things going on but basically near the end of the dream i was in a friends house and there was a shit ton of bees
>So many fucking bees
>People from 40k factions just showed up and were willing to put away their differences to deal with all these fucking bees
it's worse than you think, anon
ENEMY FORCES AT OUR PERIMETER
THIS IS A SUTIBULE FORCE
SEND MORE
STEEL RHEN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNK5-uE5JFgalbum when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpBngmCpUrU
IT IS THE BANEBLAAAAADEEEE
NO
NO
NO
BANEBLAAADEEEE
>>331413703
never ever
Hi humies
Err i iz a humie too, lookzat me 'WAAAAGH FO' DA EMPRA'
Kan youz gitz errr i meanz humies tellz me were da big guns be?
>>331415050
Brothers, I have doubts of this one's sincerity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbRGg3e1b68
DEEEEEP STRRRIKES
>>331411258
THIS QUIET OFFENDS SLAANESH
>tfw someone complimented me on my Exquisite Host army scheme on Last Stand
LOUDER, LOUDER!
>>331410904
Reminder that the same guy who voiced Commander Boreale voiced Duo Maxwell.
>>331415196
Wot? You thinkz me's sum sorta scammie?
You mussta be one of 'em hairy ticks
>>331415575
and Sindri, Sergeant Merrick and the Imperial Guardand Carron
I'm pretty sure he was just fucking around in the booth and didn't realise he was being recorded
METUHL BAWXES
>>331411801
why is this stupid shit so funny
>>331415564
>Chaos Marine wants to be hardcore but Emperor won't let him
Did I hear "Best race in the galaxy?"
>>331417012
>Gameworkshop made them more dickish because they were just TOO NICE for the setting
Fucking T'au and their sexy ass Battlesuits.
BALD AND FEWLISH
>>331416327
because Scott McNeil gave that performance with a straight face
then someone listened to it and gave it the ok
then someone else implemented it without saying a word
then the quality control passed right over it
and NOT ONCE did anyone raise a single objection about how utterly pants on head retarded it was
At least all the other SS glitches and fuck ups could have feasibly gone under the radar in a time pressed production, but there is no way in fuck that Boreale or Carron should have been deemed acceptable.
There is at our honor, as Blood Ravens, as space marines, and so foolish.
We are the emperor!
If we fight in glory.
We will descend upon the name of our headquarters.
We will descend upon the emperor's fury There is at our door.
We have placed numerous beacons, allowing for our honor, as Blood Ravens, as Blood Ravens, as Blood Ravens, as space marines,
and devastating defensive deep strike!
Our perimeter has been prepared in the event that our enemies should be lost!
Battle brothers; space prepared to deep strike!
Our perimeter has been prepared in the emperor!
If we fight in space, prepared to deep strikes.
The Codex Astartes names this maneuver steel rain.
We fight for multiple simultaneous and we fight for our door.
We are the emperor!
If we will overwhelm them, we shall not die.
No, We fight for our honor, as space marines, and we fight for our battle brothers are stationed in the name of the emperor!
Make them suppah!
What was that?
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my cultist squads and rushed defilers raping your base.
>>331420064
Good luck, I'm behind seven bunkers
>>331415564
stop posting this one god damn mary sue ass edgy lookin motherfucking oc you have in every warhammer thread
i mean it
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
A WARP SPIDER
How hard would a Sister of Battle kick my shit in if I tried to hit on her?
I just have a thing for nuns, so you can imagine how I am about nuns with guns.
>>331421968
They would probably kill you
>>331421968
You just have to find one desperate enough to willing spend time with a /v/irgin.
ELDAR.
>>331422154
Brasker was such a bro
>>331421968
On the contrary, the sisters of battle glorify the emperor and by extension the humanity that he represents. As long as your aim is to make babby she should be okay.
>>331421968
She'd probably kick your ass and sit on your face
ELIPHAS OPEN THE PORTAL
the emporah speaks through these guns
>>331422641100 BANEBLADES
How come the 40k community fucking loves memes?
>>331422678
>dissing on our guy vance motherfucking stubbs
He sent those baneblades to give himself a handicap. He didnt lose shit
>>331422370
I'm down for that.
>>331422895
General Sturnn > Vance Stubbs
>>331422849
Its not that it loves memes, its that the community has been around for decades and the memes have just sort of..piled up.
Plus /tg/ is just better at this than /v/.
>>331421709
every thread until you worship Slaanesh you fucking (fellow) faggot
>>331423221
Slaneesh is the worst though.
Is there any 40k game that lets me play as an inquisitor? I need some heresy purging.
>>331423498
Unless you use the mighty noise marines your praising slaanesh wrong
>>331423221
Warp ain't free. The Palace of Slaanesh gotta be litterd with the blood of daemonettes. Slaanesh aka "faggot" is not a god, he is a weak coward and probably fake as well. Blood for the blood god, not fuck for the fag lord ok. Praise Khorne.
>>331423498
It really is the greatest actually
there is no higher path than to feel complete ecstasy and bliss 24/7
then to pour that liquid high all over the battlefield with BASS and WUB
THERE IS NO BETTER FEELING, AND I WILL SHARE THAT FEELING WITH YOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybEjAhhvd0w
HEAR THIS DIRGE AND DESPAIR!
>>331412473
>mfw I only discovered TTS 2 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-MzNpMD1K8
>>331423854
Glam metal marines were cooler.
>>331423739
There's an Inquisitor game coming out some time this year.
>>331423854
please you god damn faglord
Another 40k thread, another continuation of the greatest debate.
http://strawpoll.me/6927873
>>331422849
It's mostly /tg/
>>331424050
>Vulkan not number 1
alright, who else is a bro-tier primarch?
>>331423854
>not killing for trophies
>not killing for honor
>not killing because Khorne demands it
You fetishistic degenerates deserve only a swift and bloody death.
>>331424050
how come theres no love for Night haunter
>>331424376
The furfag with wings.
Although faggy looking as hell, he was actually pretty damn cool.
>>331416327
why is baneposting funny?
>>331424418
well for a number of reasons
>batshit insane
>goes of a murder spree
>batshit insane
>space terrorist
>tried to kill the broest primarch of them all (Vulkan)
>batshit insane
He's a fucking badass though.
>>331415564
Something tells me that SoB is being kept alive.
This makes me sad.
>>331421968
have you tried it with nuns in real life?
You really wanna see some Slaneeshi shit? Look up Jeffr, he got it all.
>>331424782
SoBs are made for suffering sadly.
>>331424991
>Taiwanese artist who specializes in traps and guro (often in the same image).
>>331415564
>Don't talk to me over any of my ayylien whores ever again.
>>331424782
The codex states that sisters of battle will never live in glory
>>331422416
>>331425102
I feel guilty when I beat it off on his stuff but god damn he draw so well.Save for the face that are kinda fucked but everything else is top fucking notch
Anyone here playing ELITE mod?ya lurking here Slaaneshi?
>>331421968
You wiuld become a finely ground paste.
>>331424050
>Magnus beating the Furfag
all is right in the world.
>>331425394
>Tau still being worked on
>Necrons might be a thing now too, since we got the Overlord
I hop on every now and then. Multiplayer just isn't really my thing, though.
>>331425331
>I feel guilty when I have pleasure on something totally harmless to other people
loyalist pls. bet you kill ppl casually because they describe what imperial ration really taste like.
Anyone seen the new Warhammer 40 000 Video? Really like it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL-jkxc6GMQ
>>331425564
Slaanesh plz lev.
>>331425551
overlord is probably just to tease people for DoW3
So are the Alpha Legion still loyal to the Emperor in M41? Are they just SUPER committed to the Cabals plans?
>>331424376
>confirmed for not knowing the fluff
Vulkan was a dick
>>331426297
A popular theory is that Alpharious is a traitor while Omegon was a loyalist and possibly the first chapter master of the grey knights.
>>331426390
Everyone in 40k is a dick in one way or another.
>>331426390
Tell me ONE moment when he was actually being a dick.
>>331424782
Pain is another source for Slaaneshi
People think Slaanesh is just about pleasure and fugging, but it's actually about sensation.
>>331424991
chink is still one of the better fan artists I've seen for 40k. Too bad he stopped.
Anyone in here been activating tactical cogitators?
>>331427165
He's also pretty much happiness incarnate.
>>331423221
Hows it feel to have Slaanesh destroyed by elves then get your insides ripped out to save all the elf spirits and replaced by a literal rat in Warhammer?
THE CODEX CLOGGEDARTERIES CALLS THIS MANEUVER HEART PAIN
>>331427527
More like a false sense of accomplishment being thrown in your throat for doing nothing or doing the unthinkable.
Slaanesh fags are the worst, for they submit to some fucking daemon for the sake of feeling like they own the world for doing just about anything. Literally, a bunch of losers who give away their shitty and unaccomplished lives and souls for the sake of feeling well, without any work put into satisfaction. Pathetic.
>>331428219
No nigger, the futa is ltierally happiness, just like how he/she/whatever is sadness.
Without Slaneesh being happy or sad would be impossible.
>>331428301
Forgot to say, just like how, surprisingly, Khorn represent honor.
For exemple Khorn will never stab you in the backhe'll just flat out beat you to a pulp instead, or like without Tzeentch there would be no hope since HE IS hope.
These fucks are just a bunch of weirdos and retard just take the "bad" side to the extreme, just like how when anyone says Slaneesh 8 out of 10 people will instantly think of never ending orgies and nothing else.
>>331428301
I know they feel endless joy, same as any other chaos servant, but the basic principle is still the same pathetic bunch of idiots selling souls for the sake of a endless high, and I know slaanesh needs to happen for normal joy to exist.
But yknow what, its still the weakest, most pathetic choice of a chaos god you could make. Fucking nurgle would be better.
>>331428301
>Without Slaneesh being happy or sad would be impossible.
>>331428498
>Khorn will never stab you in the back
>without Tzeentch there would be no hope since HE IS hope
you have no fucking idea how Chaos even works
>>331412384
It's fun as fuck, and it looks pretty as fuck
>>331428301
>>331428498
Someone's been watching other people's headcannon vids
>>331428650
I think he meant Slaanesh will always exist so long as pleasure exists anon, just with the order mixed.
Rest is just stupid though.
>>331428528
>Fucking nurgle would be better.
Nurgle looks like a comfy god to worship
>>331427335
You know it. I'm just waiting for the orcs to be put in.
>>331427335
i have a weird bug where during the 1st mission when i try to send out the probe my mouse is constrained to a tiny ass box on the map and i cant play
>>331428834
Tzeench is better, atleast he doesn't try and trick you into thinking you are some massively important person, just a pan in a massive game of chess.
>>331428767
Chaos exists because it mirrors and exaggerates sapient life and thought.
That's why Chaos is my favorite faction, it forces you to confront your inner evils.
>>331428916
/tg/ has been having non-stop threads about it. and the tabletop game as well of course, but they've started a steam group if any /v/irgins want in
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/bfgtg
>>331428923
The Beta's been pretty stable for me, only had one crash to desktop so far. Only thing I hear that might break the game is assault boats being OP as fuck which I hope they fix before the Orks are put in.
>>331410904
blood raven please go and stay go
no you cant have that relic, and that too
please just go now...
start inventory taking list and i want it done yesterday apprentice
>>331429152
When you go to chaos, you don't confront your demons, you embrace them anon.
What on earth are you talking about, you embrace your inner flaws, sell your soul and go party like a cocaine powered god, murder everyone some homicidal fuckwit, become some walking corpse and spread disease or aquire knowledge and power until you go insane.
Only confrontation you could find is when Chaos fights other people.
>>331429152
That was the Realm of Souls or whatever itself. Chaos are just parasites that feed on certain emotions and cruelly twist them for their own needs.
>>331429219
>tfw cant afford it because like 3 other games are coming out around this time too
>>331428834
Nurgle is the abusive dad that makes you believe he's beating you for your own good.
Khorne and Tzeentch are better, because they're both no bullshit Gods (ironically enough, in Tzeentch's case).
They make no bones about you getting your cool shit, but get dumped if you fuck up. Or get dumped because it's tuesday, in Tzeentch's case
>>331429152
>Reading up on Dark Heresy to see if it might be worth picking up
>Entire chapter about making a Dark Pact with the Gods of Chaos and the consequences
>Separate chapters for Insanity and Mutation
>Daemons can cause hurricanes of blood and turn of gravity
Yeah. Chaos is a cool faction.
>>331427335
I've put in about 20 hours into it so far. I've gotten pretty bored with fighting only the Imperials and Chaos in skirmish. Can't wait for the full release.
>>331429393
I meant to say that Chaos is your shadow, the silver side of the mirror, the abyss that stares back at you.
I don't think I'm wording this correctly.
Can someone smarter and more poetic help me out here?
>>331424991
He's legit a good artist but I can't fap to his work.
Also it's rather mild compared to what exist on the internet, the real slaaneshi shit would be furry shit btw.
>>331425102
You forgot:
>Other Names: slaanesh
>>331426907
The time he exterminatus'd a planet that had human and eldar living on it. He said that it wasn't worth the time to rehabilitate the humans and decided to murder them. Get fucked.
Magnus the Red did nothing wrong.
He only wanted to help.
>>331430218
I've just unlocked 600pt games and being able to take multiple cruisers into a battle is fugging awesome. I'm also starting to get ships lost in the warp when I evacuate them, which sucks. Does putting points into the navigator stop that happening? or just limit how long it lasts?
>>331431193
Ah, if that's your point, you made it now, but chaos in general is the aceptance of your inner demons.
The fight loyalist forces and other races have against chaos is much better suited for what you are trying to say anon.
>>331426907
Recently in 30k.
He found a nice planet with human and eldars living on it and started killing the xenos.
Then he realized that the eldars actually saved the humans from DEldars and they were coexisting in peace.
*ivemadeahugemistake.jpg*
He then start killing everyone and burn the planet to the ground because the human living on the planet would never forgive the Imperium.
>>331412384
I have the beta and yes, it's pretty good.
I expect to have more content when released, because right now I feel i've explored the Imperium and Chaos entirely. Still it's a good game, easy to learn, but with fair depth in its mechanics and faithful to the 40k ambience, moreso than DoW2 shit.
It's pretty good, can't wait for full release.
>>331428301
You are so fucking wrong it hurts
>>331431615
Right now navigator points are useless as far as I've seen. Lost in the warp only happens for 1 or two turns as far as I know. Putting points in navigator only shortens the times that they are lost in the warp, I don't know if it helps to prevent them getting lost when you evacuate.
Hope this is clear enough, I'm shit at explaining things.
>>331428498
Listen up newfag. Khorne was never about honor. The piece you are thinking of is a short fluff piece from 2nd edition warhammer fantasy.
>>331431725
Yeah, that's it.
I love the duality between the Imperium and Chaos.
>>331431580
Everything could have been avoided if the emperor has simply trusted the smartest man in the galaxy to comprehend why fucking about to much in the warp was a bad idea when explained
Dark Crusade or Soulstorm?
WITNESS YOUR DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>331432328
Dark Crusade has arguably the best campaign
>>331431994
You do know that ever since End Times Fantasy &
40k share the same universe?
>>331432357
>>331432328
DC
soulstorm had really fucking stupid dialog and a bastardized alpha leigon.
>>331424991
Why not just go to /d/?
>>331431725
>>331431193
Yup.
Chaos was common knowledge amongst the Interex and had no problem with it. Actually they were even specialized in fighting Chaos.
Emps tried the opposite i.e. hiding all knowledge about Chaos and this brought him the HH to his face.
>>331415050
>>331432357
STEEEEEEEEEEEEEL RAAAAAAAAAAAAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeCfod1XT7E
>>331428834
And he has a hottie GF (that he also cucked Slaanesh from)
>>331432623
>talking into a fucking watch
now dat's orky
>>331432357
Feel... the Glory of the Emporah...
THROUGH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BRAZZERS
How bad is dark crusade? cuz it looks really bad.
>>331432434
Get the fuck outta here, Ward. End times had implications but it's never outright stated they are the same. Did you even read the books or are you some fag parroting wrong information? Also that doesn't negate anything about Khorne not caring from where the blood flows.
Total War Hammer coming out soon.
>>331432961
fuck i mean Eternal crusade
damnit its been 41k years how many crusades do you need?
>>331433009
You sound angry Battle Brother
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-battle bruvas
>>331433082
>I have no argument
>>331432956
Bloody Magpies get pranked!! (GONE HERETICAL) (ALMOST RAPED) (WARGEAR STOLEN)
>>331432956
Angelos always dies like a fucking bitch.
The land raider is the real threat. Fucking main cannon oneshotting people anywhere on the map. One of my friends was playing Lord General and it took off half his health in one shot during his tactical retreat, which gives ridiculous ranged damage resist in the first place.
>>331432623
>Was dat "Stelfy kill"?
>Almost, boss.
>>331433142
You're the one arguing anon, I'm just poking you with a stick.
>>331433283
Don't mislead people with false information and then play the 'I was only pretending to be retarded' game.
>>331433185
>landraider
>touching me
lmao
Honestly i don't really get Slanesh. Might have been some writefags story, but i always felt that slowly succumbing to the chase of even greater sensations would always leave one hollow in the end.
Living a life without being able to appreciate the smallest things like sunlight or the faint summer wind because only murderfucking keeps you going anymore just seems something that would leave you so hollow and broken that even death would always be more pleasurable than ending up never feeling anything.
But i guess i'm just a faggot.
>>331433467
>Literally, not figuratively, playing Cron
wew
>>331433428
Misleading who? I was talking to you faggot. I'm well aware of the one line about Skaven talking to the Eldar in the Lizardman temple. As are you apparently. Honestly you're worse then a /co/cksucker when you start asking about the silver age.
>>331433727
>You sound mad battle brother
Are you the same fag that said Khorne was about honor? That's wrong and misleading.
>>331433641
>not playing newcrons: defenders of the galaxy
>>331433509
No, you completely understand it anon.
And many in this place already went through what you are thinking, going deeper and deeper into degeneracy due to constantly seeking more disturbing shit to feel the initial high.
Fag you ain't anon, you completely understand why slaanesh is the worst choice.
>>331433870
Nope, just a stirrer.
>>331433509
Thing is you can't understand it because you're a Nurglite more than Slaaneshi.
>>331432623
/r/ table of contents
>>331433870
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Khorne
>>331433897
>Invite Vindicare assassin to party
>Not Eversor
Vindicare is a pussy
>>331434189
Just for you anon.
>>331432956
Anvil is piss easy compared to BC even without the Necron Overlord.
>>331433509
That's the entire deal with Chaos.
You've dug yourself into an extreme and the only way to go is further down.
>>331433509
That is indeed the irony of Slaneesh worship.
All gods lead down a path that is ultimately hollow
>>331434437
>>331434274
It even says it needs citation. Look friendo you're wrong and you're too stubborn to admit it. There was only ever one short sentence that said khorne was honorobru and it was a decade ago. Everything before and after is all about him not caring about how you kill as long as there is blood to spill and skulls for his throne.
>>331434437
>mfw i finally got the joke
>>331434437
dangs boss
>>331413703
teef
or thrones if you're not a xenos/heretic
>>331434274
His favorite mortal servant literally has THE BETRAYER in his name.
>>331423913
I can't tell if he is the best character or worst character
>>331413703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQDK6x1i8jY
Weird choice for a trailer song, but the video has tits in it so I'm OK with it.
Reminder Orkz is best.
Reminder 'humies and specially spiky 'humies r the worst factions.
>>331413703
When you break your legs.
>>331410904
is eternal crusade any good because I'm almost done with space marine and I want to purge more heretics
>>331435246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug_gqH1tzPk
>>331435149
>Pansy slanesshi deamon converts your bros to its pansy god
>somehow chopping them all up makes you the betrayer and not the betrayed.
that all had it coming
>>331435324
>mfw stompa with two big meks and a few squads of orks loaded up
>>331432357
Whats the best voice acting in DoW? My money is on the Sanctioned Psyker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vpmiq8sTH0k
Or the Chaplain, who is also fantastic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJ5s81NRdQE
>>331435534
That's not what happened at all. There was a cease fire between EC and WE on Skallathrax (I believe that's what it was called). The weather was too rough for even astartes and the WE were taking shelter in their camp. Kharn got tired of their shit and burned everything including friends down with a flamer.
>>331435246
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGmmXd8r4YQ
Man, that's a pretty sick trailer.
>>331435881
I was talking of some short story i read i forget the title.
Still it doesnt change anything EC had it coming.
Best space marine.
>>331436324
He burned world eaters not EC and that's how he got the name betrayer.
Alright anons which chapter is the best and why is it the Marines Malevolent?
>>331436635
Nigga ultramarines are the best chapter end of discussion.
>>331436635
MM aren't even the best quoteunquote evil marines, that's the Carcharodons
>deplete entire planetary populations forcing people to fight to the death for chapter initiation
>>331437315
That' a mighty funny way of misspelling Lamenters anon.
>>331436635
Templars a best
Currently reading Helsreach, shit's about to kick off.
>>331436635
>best chapter
>not Grey Knights
Only chapter to not ever be corrupted.
>>331437705
Speaking of books what are the ones worth reading and what ones should I stay away from?
>>331438119
>>331438087
>Grey Knights
The only chapter more bullshit than they fucking Ultramarines?
Faggot.
>>331438087
One of your boys fell to Slannesh and another has the seed of doubt planted in his mind after the Knights blew up a ton of civilian ships trying to get this guy.
>>331438329
Is that figure made by someone from 2007/07 /b/?
>>331437315
Let lose a shard of the nightbringer.
>>331437559
Literal meme chapter and got BTFO by the executioners.
>>331437578
Meme chapter 2.0. Effectively dead so they are good at dying yeah.
>>331437705
Chapter led by the guy who got his ass kicked by a no name necron lord.
>>331435225
He's about as perfect for Dorn as you can get in a satire.
>>331432810
Was it ever explained how he did that?
I know Big K basically went Hulk Hogan on Slaneeshwhich fucked Khaine in the process, but how did Nurgle snatched her?
>>331438087
They was also that one time a grey knight was immolated. That only happens when they fall and their armor/bones erupt from the inscriptions written on them.
>>331438432
Probably /tg/, so quite possibly an old /b/tard
>>331438490
Wasn't it Imotekh that Hellbrecht lost his hand to?
>>331438329
We're here usually ignoring the Ward fanfiction. So as far as I'm concerned Grey Knights are an elite chapter that managed to fight off Angron by having all of the fielded battle brothers die except for one or two.
>>331436635
>pic related
>>331438697
>Leonidas
God fucking damnit. Thanks for reminding me about that fucking 300 remix, can't get it out of my head now.
>>331438758
Ah fuck you are right. I was thinking of the smurf librarian
>>331431496
>>331431778
>Spent his entire early life on a planet where the Eldars' dark cousins slaughtered and enslaved everyone he loved
>Adopted by a father who had a firm "Kill all xenos"/"Humans are the rulers of the galaxy" regime
>Eldar Exodites and Craftworlders have slaughtered humans on maiden worlds before with no wrong done on the humans part.
Those humans were one Farseer's bad dream away from being completely wiped out and the humans were stuck at cavemen levels kissing the Eldar's feet and being reliant on them. Theres literally no reason for Vulkan not to kill those xenos and bring those humans into the fold.
>>331436635
>He burned world eaters not EC
He incinerated them both. He killed so many of both Legions they never took to the field as an independent army again.
Two Legions entered that snowstorm. None came out.
>>331439337
>>331438087
been corrupted by Slaanesh bruh.
>>331439036
>>331413926
BROTHAH
>>331439589
The Silver Knight story wasn't about Draigo.
What people seems to forget, is that while Khorn USED to also be about honor before the faggots at GW decided to just reduce to mindless slaughter, is that by honor he meant "if you're a big ass war machine slaughtering puppies you ain't getting shit from me", but more "if you go toe to toe with an equally big ass war machine as you and fuck him up sideway accross the galaxy, it's all good son".
tl;dr: Predator type honor and not White Knight honor.
>>331439697
Pretty sure it mentions a knight being corrupted by slaanesh in the daemons codex
>>331439859
Yeah, that's the story about the Silver Knight. It couldn't have been Draigo because he helps the WHFB heroes in one of the End Times novels.
>>331439697
It's not, but it's still a Grey Knight.
>>331439730
Khorne was never about honor at all. Its just something chaos softies want so they look less edgy. It was contradicted countless times in the one excerpt it came from with his obsession of slaughter of innocents and not caring where blood flows from. His daemons are pointed out to fight dirty if it gets them a kill.
>>331439973
That's assuming a lot. Taking into account the nature of the warp, it could have been an actual knight from WHFB, for example.
>>331438329
Blame Ward.
PLS JOIN GR8R GUD
GUE'LA PLS
PLS
>>331440064
Its from a 40k book and its someone who was capable of getting past the temptations of Slaanesh's realm all the way to Slaanesh's throne room itself. It's pretty clearly a grey knight at the very least
>Chuckle heartily at this thread 5 mins after being posted
>go do a billion things, come back, thread still going strong
FOR THE EMPEROR!
>>331440349
>tfw getting really into tau recently
used to be a tyranid guy, must be all them animes.
>start playing Soulstorm for the first time last night
>conquer some territory, get first defense
>you don't start out with your base and captured LPs from before
What the fuck, that was one thing I really enjoyed about Dark Crusade. It helped make it feel more like a conquest and less like a bunch of skirmishes against AI.
>>331415564
Would slaanesh accept weeabos who masturbate to hentai? I mean REALLY weird hentai. Would slaanesh make their waifus real?
>>331438329
The thing with GK is that they are a specialized chapter that is only deployed against threats that they are specifically trained and outfitted to repel.
This makes it seem that they excel at everything they do because damn near everything they do is fight daemons, their specialty.
The truth, however, is that once faced by something that they are not hard counters to, they are only very slightly better than regular marines. Don't believe me? Look up Months of Shame.
>>331440584
Probably. Give or take a bit more S&M-y
>>331440621
Vulka Fenryka Stronk.
>>331440584
Slaanesh is about excess.
Whatever you're thinking of, Slaanesh is capable of doing it 10x more depraved.