Have video games ever helped you in real life?
Ape Escape 4 never
It helped me masturbate 6 times a day
>>331391549
>After a brief taste of freedom, the ape only wanted to return to the safety of his cage
;_;
>>331391549
I have learned the rules to hockey, football, basketball, poker, blackjack and liar's dice through video games.
>>331391549
>Get invited by a friend to go fishing
>Never been fishing before by say ok
>Get out there
>Have a rod put in my hands and have it all set up
>Suddenly realize I have no clue what to do
>Quickly run through memory for anything fishing related
>OOT fishing
>Sure, that works
>Cast like Link into the farthest most secluded looking spot in the lake we're at
>Eventually catch the biggest fish out of everyone out of sheer luck
Not much. They keep me distracted from my own empty, meaningless life but in the end it's only a band-aid.
>>331391549
Of course. All you do in Ape Escape is smack some apes around. It was great training for later life.all I do now is sit in my room and spank the monkey all day
>>331397053
>He didn't watch Tsuritama
Because I watched Tsuritama, if I ever fish, I know what I have to do.
>>331397553
Please, I was 12 or around that age.
Only anime I knew about then was Toonami.
>>331391549
Dark Souls helped me get through bad times.
>>331397783
this post really stole my souls
>>331397928
It literally helped me restore my humanity, as I felt dead inside.
>Love Age of Empires 2
>Play the campaigns and all that shit
>Blaze through history
>Xmas family reunion
>Eventually find myself with my uncle and cousin
>Shit what do I do
>They start talking about cars
>Remember the shit I learned in Gran Turismo and use whatever I heard at work (used to work at a plant that makes car engines)
>Everything goes better than expected and had a good time
Bonus points
>Playing MGS2 at the Vamp fight
>Somebody mentions falling into a waste water tank means death because of higher density
>Finally understand why they make so much fuss at my job about falling into the reactors
>>331397176
Norm the genie from Fairly Oddparents
>>331393721
maybe he was comfy and treated really well there. Just wanted to go on a little monkey walk.
>>331397553
>friend invites me to go fishing
>quickly watch Tsuritama to get down the basics
>accidentally suck his dick
>>331397983
Just like Dark Souls
>get addicted to csgo
>no job
>miss job interviews because of csgo
>push away friends to play csgo
>never go out
>getting neet bux
>probably going to get cut off soon
Video games ruined me
>>331391549
>Have video games ever helped you in real life?
Knowing about the assyrian empire got me laid. True story.
>>331391549
They helped me forget my real life, if that counts.Not anymore though.
>>331391549
>Ape Escapes
>Ae charges at you at full speed instead of running away
>It digs it's thumbs into you eye sockets and rips your face off
Real life is never as fun as videogames
