Press one button
Did op choose the autism button?
I pressed the report button
>>331383319
Second one.
>>331383319
woman of dreams
i never actually play video games anymore
just pretend to so i can shitpost
>>331383319
mystery button. always take the mystery option.
>>331383319
Fuck vidya I choose Scajo as the woman of my dreams and marry her. My life is now set
>>331383319
3rd one, SDT
>>331383319
all those other options suck hard, mystery button
>>331383319
Half press all of them
somebody tell me what the mystery button does, before this worthless thread falls off page 10
>>331383798
Set to be cucked that is
>>331383319
3
Ultimate Ninja Storm
>>331383923
No such thing as a half press
>>331383319
I fight the ancient evil, traveling around the world with close friends is my dream.
If I pick the button that lets me live in any video game universe, can I choose which character I want to be?
>>331383923
DOH REH
>>331383985
>plebian who will never live among the QPUs
Choose to press 4, to relive my entire childhood but instead don't ever play vidya
>>331383961
>>331383730
>>331383319
Last button
>>331384025
You are you in that world.
Childhood. I want to see my grandparents againbefore the cancers sapped them of all life and vitality
>>331384025
Yeah I'd want to choose some harem VN but I don't want to be the guy standing off to the side getting cucked by the guy who actually owns the harem
3) Vampire: The Masquerade-Bloodlines or Anachronox
Button three. Maximum comfy and plenty of NES games in Animal Crossing. That, or I'd go to Tamriel or some shit.
>>331384197
Two, living with no expenses to pay is too hard to pass up
>>331383319
Three, the world of Elder Scrolls.
>>331384197
Cute little girl. No questions asked.
>>331383319
4th button. All the fucking way.
>>331383319
Ancient Evil, hold out for massive payout before fighting it. It can flatten whole continents, I don't give a shit. Give me at least a quarter trillion dollars or I won't lift a finger.
>>331383319
The one that allows me to go into the world of pokeymans
>>331384197
One Piece. Being a pirate sounds cool.
>>331384197
Two, honestly.
If you dont pick button two you're a huge faggot
>>331384197
>>331383730
>>331383872
>>331383961
But do you have high courage and knowledge anon?
>>331384197
>2
>you can't choose what they look like
That's an extreme gamble I'm willing to take
>>331384197
tiem 2 fug misty lads
>>331384197
>either never pay for anything again with incest no one will bat an eye at
>or banging Cynthia every time I get bored of grinding pokemon
Truly a hard decision.
>>331384197
I've always wanted to be a cute girl who does cute things
>Woman of your dreams
Not sure how well a 10 foot tall futa spider girl is going to do in real life
>>331384707
bruh, it's a harem anime, they're all going to be hot
>>331383319
the box
THE BOX
>>331383319
two
for the love of god, two
i'll finally do something useful with my life
>>331384686
Of course. Why else would I pick a button that I have no idea what it will do?
>>331384197
I could imagine an actual harem protag picking second option. Would explain why the fuck they are so clueless and reluctant to engage in any sort of relationship. Nigga was just in for a free flat.
>>331383319
I press Nothing
What now
>>331384197
I don't even like Poke'mon that much but Poke'mon, Sabrina as the companion, Charmander as the starter, Eventually have a charzard that listens to me I can fly around on with my cold commanding psychic waifu.
>>331383319
AN ANCIENT EVIL YOU SAY!?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10ndyRIKy0R
3, I pick Maxi Boost On.
I want to fight in giant robot Valhalla forever.
>>331383319
if I'm forced to press one, I'd choose the first button
I don't want to endanger others by AWAKENING THE ANCIENT EVIL
As much as moving into a game world would kick ass, it'd eventually grow old and wouldn't solve my problems
I don't feel like reliving my childhood
I'm done with relationships, and if I were to hit that button, that means that it'd force that woman to love me against her will and thats no good
I haven't hit 30 yet so the mystery button is locked for me
Is there a "don't press any" option?
>>331383319
2nd button
>>331384197
5th button
mystery button all the way
Living in a video game world of my choice. I'm sick of paying for insurance and bills.
Other choices are meh.
>>331385840
>picking a world where you can actually die
how pleb can you be
>>331384197
>All these plebeians not picking 3
War is hell but it would be a hell of a lot more interesting and cooler than the other choices.
>>331383319
3 or 4, probably third.
>>331384197
No question about it, 4th button, I wanna be cute girl.
>>331386131
"Grow old" meaning I'd get bored homie, or are you talking not choosing to hop into vidya land?
>>331383319
Five. I don't even care about the waifu but video games need to go. I sure hope /v/ stops existing as well while we're at it. Finally I'll be free from this nightmare.
>>331386137
Nobody said anything about a war nigger.
>never dying in a fight
That's a deal breaker. May as well play all videogames with god mode, see how quickly they get boring.
>>331386386
You make fights interesting. Just because you can't die doesn't mean you can't put on a show.
>>331383319
2222222222222222222222
>>331385840
>I'm done with relationships
>I haven't hit 30 yet
Wow man, you've got what, 60+ years ahead of you and your done? You're time will come.
>>331386520
A show is less interesting than living it. Which is the whole point of being the dude in the life and death situation.
Guessing you never tried playing any videogame on god mode.
>>331384197
what's a kuudere
>>331386651
I have, but you can still have fun with some. Plus, do you really want to die in real life?
>>331386725
"An anime/manga slang term for a character that is cold, blunt, cynical, and pretty much doesn't care if her beloved dies. That's what she is on the outside but she is actually caring and nice on the inside."
>>331384197
>3
>Become JESUS
there's no good reason not to pick 3
>>331386651
>videogame on god mode
This is the most boring thing in existence. I can't believe people actually play games this way.
>>331386725
Like a tsundere except stoic and emotionless instead of being a bitch.
>>331386754
Nope. But the thrill of avoiding death, surfing your own doom, etc, just wouldn't be present if you were immortal.
>>331386641
>30
>60+ years
>>331386725
A girl who is cold and apathetic until you get close to her.
>>331384197
eternally cute girl, no questionAlthough the harem is attractive for no rent free food solo living
>>331383319
third one. Ima be a Pokemon trainer
>>331384197
>pick 2
>tell all the girls to fuck off
>live for free forever
>>331387376
bruh, it's a harem
they will love you no matter what you do, even if you're Anthony Burch
>>331384197
2 every fucking day.
>>331386872
He's being incredibly optimistic.
>>331386872
>Implying most people won't live to 90
Take care of yourself anon. Someone out there cares about you.
>>331387494
>even if you're Anthony Burch
Woah, let's not get ahead of ourselves here
>>331387376
>tell all the girls to fuck off
>plot device happens and they're back at your doorstep and you can't do anything about it
There's no winning in harem, anon.
>>331387879
65-70 is where most first worlders die. And most people post 100+ have ridiculous shit like smoking 15 packs a day or drinking more booze then you can fill a swimming pool with
>>331387376
One piece world forever.
Control a pirate team of Logias.
I would love to press 5th button but this would kill my entire existence and other buttons suck
>>331384197
fuck no all sucks and I don't wanna be a pirate and end up fish food
>>331383319
3rd one gives better results than all of them, depending on the game of coarse, you can get anything you want on the press of that button.
also i choose saints row 4
>>331383319
Does reliving childhood imply I also have all the knowledge I do now? If so definitely that one, I'd could coast it and still go Ivy League if I did it over again.
>>331383319
6th button
>>331384197
2nd button, but I don't know what kuudere is.
Alright /v/
now for the hard choices
>>331384197
I'd pick 2 but I don't have a hot sister.
2 sounds neat.
5 probably,in the Pokemon world there aren't bills, cute girls are everywhere, low crime, etc. You could do anything.
>>331388568
>>331388460
>>331386754
>Plus, do you really want to die in real life?
>>331388460
>>331388568
>Sex and romance or be a mass murderer.
get help anon
>>331388460
>>331388568
Both sound uninteresting to me.
>>331388787
how did the crockpot not break?
>>331388460
At least try to make the decisions difficult
>>331388815
Hmm, I don't see anything about killing in those pictures.
>>331383319
third button
what are these kind of images called
>>331388815
>mass murder
>not glorious conquest in the name of your homeland
Go be a cuckold somewhere else.
>>331388815
Get a load of this saracen
>>331388460
Fucking crusades it is
>>331388815
>Crusading
>Mass murder
I don't see it. Crusading is accepted by god, therefore all you are doing is claiming what is rightfully the property of the church. Those that get in the way are heathens that don't deserve to live on the ground our one true god made for us.
>>331388568
>Romans roll around slaughtering under developed nations and enslaving their people then forcing them to fight each other in an arena to the death
>Hailed as the apex of western society to forever be envied.
>American South engages in an already existing slave trade for purely economic growth
>Flags taken down, statues removed, forever the stain on American history
I dont get it
>>331389021
cancer
>>331384197
Man all these hormonal fucks picking the haremshit my god.
I might have picked the Mecha but there was a possibility I'd end up with that dumb cunt Minmay which I don't want to risk.
I guess I'm gonna Ketchum' all
>>331388942
I'd imagine all crockpots could survive a fall like that. They'd have to be made of sturdy shit to be mini ovens, or hold pressure.
>>331383319
Fifth is the only good choice, video games are terrible.
>>331389137
Rome is old so it doesn't hurt leftist fee-fees as much.
>>331383319
>third button
relativley quite farm life and an elf waifu awaits
>>331384197
everything besides 3 sounds like a boring existence for weak ass limp dicked faggots. just give me 3 nigga.
If you press one, you can get your favorite devs to make a fetish porn game for you. Who cares about how it plays when you can just download the scenes
>>331383319
Fuck video games, give me my waifu.
>>331384197
>no button to kill your dad or make anime real
Shit choices fampai.
Go to Pokemon world
Obtain Hex Maniac
Kisses
Get milk
>>331383319
Literally why would anyone choose option 1, video games are just a time waster. How autistic do you have to be to value games over the other shit?
>Not pressing the second button and refusing to fight the ancient evil
>>331389137
There are still people alive today who's parents were southern US slaves, it's pretty damn recent historically. Give it a couple of centuries and people will get over it
>>331389519
Literally all the good stuff is on the left
>>331389519
toss up between spectre, guardian, or Jedi
also,
>falling to the dark side
>negative
>>331388815
FOUND THE FUCKING GAUL!
>>331383319
That living in a video game one would be great because then I could just pick Artificial Academy 2. But if I had to pick in my current state of mine, I'd pick the fourth one. Maybe I'd come out less fucked up.
>>331389519
Desinty Guardians always reminded me of Link and his fairy, but with a sci fi twis. I'd go with that one
>>331389274
>>331386854
>>331386137
would have a beer with these niggas
>>331389519
Spartan 2 in a fucking heart beat.
>>331389519
Monster Hunter. A simple life of beating the crap out of things either by myself or with friends.
>>331389519
Bender. Let's see what I roll.
>>331383319
Third one. Gensokyo, here I come!
>>331389519
bender rollin
>>331389519
Spectre. easy
>>331390151
aww yis, fire nation master race
>>331389519
I'll go with guardian, though I don't know what a fate worse than death might be
>>331390080
>2016
>He still likes touhou
how embarrassing
>>331389519
Monster Hunter. Then I could possibly fuck the girl who gives me the quests,
>>331389519
Monster Hunter.Just gotta get rid of that Felyne.I don't keep slaves.
>>331390235
>fate worse then death
>taken by hive wizards and drained of your light and fed on pain and hate until you are nothing of your original self
>taken by Oryx to fight in his army, stripped of your will
>taken and imprisoned by Vex, stuck in an eternal prison in the past and the future where you are dead and alive
>>331388460
From thumbnail, I thought his left hand was her right shoulder.
>>331390373
>not becoming a blackguard for lord Oryx
>>331389519
>Going dark side
>Bad
I mean Jedi Council means shit once order 66 rolls around and going dark side just gets rid of most of the bad things.
So either jedi/sith or pokemon
>>331384197
3, I want to pilot a mech so fucking badly, fuck I was born too early
>>331390330
>slaves
He's yourpurrtner, though.Meowwhy would you want topurrpouselybreak hispawrlittle felyne heart?
>>331389519
Fuck it, I'll be a guardian. Warlocks are rad as fuck.
>>331390373
Shieeeeet, at least I got sick dance moves
>>331389519
Bender and with that decision rollin
>>331389519
Please sweet baby Korra, bless me with metalbending.
>>331390589
But is he paid?
Okay, let's get this really rolling.Nakama is best choice
>>331383319
where's the button to kill myself?
Woman of dreams, don't even care about the broad I just to destroy video games.
>>331389519
Monster Hunter, gotta play monsters the song of my people, then beat them with my horn. No real negatives. Real life graphics means seeing muscles move making dodging even easier and who the fuck would want to start at the top, only losers that cant make it there on their own.
>>331390805
way too fucking small nigger, no way I'm getting a headache trying to read that shit
>>331383319
Number 3, in the Orwellian world ofRabbids Go Home.
1/2
>>331390751
They get paid room and board, plus I'm sure they get a cut of the hunting winnings. Even the cart felynes get paid when you cart.
Besides, it's not like wild lynians live very comfortably.
>>331384197
3, bros before hoes.
>>331389519
MonHun or Pokemon all day.
>>331391079
>>331390805
Hunter. Nakama is too sad in the long term.
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>>331384197
4.
>>331389519
Literally no downsides to being a Jedi.
>>331389519
SPECTRE. I just want to be space James Bond, fuck chicks and save the world.
>>331390805
HUNTER would be the most fun, but only if there were other hunters beside myself I could just kick back with at the end of the day and share a pint with.
2 because taking down a bigass dragon with revolvers is fantastic.
>>331383319
Third one, mass effect
>>331387494
Jeez m8, could you be any more wrong?
>>331391159
pakari and grow from there
>>331390805
Always liked hunter the most,
>>331389519
>all these faggots not wanting to serve the Emperor
space marine no doubt
>>331383319
number 3
>>331383319
3rd. Animal crossing town here I come
>>331391543
>40kfags
>>331383319
>Third button
>You get to live in the world of a video game you have played
Jesus OP at least give it a downside like "the world of the last video game you played.
Yugioh,Pokemon,Digimon all have excellent worlds to live in given that you have indepth knowledge of them which you probably do else you wouldn't choose it. And don't even get me started on what you'd be fucking doing in porn games.
>>331388874
When you reference steven universe just right.
>>331383319
>Live in a video game
Wait, there has to be some stipulation for this one. If I choose a world where magic exists, does me being a being from outside their world still make me eligible for magic?
Or do I get inserted there as if I had always lived there? Because if it's the second option then perfect, I choose Monster Hunter. I get to have super strength, get to fight giant beasts and generally have a good time with my other three hunting pals.
>>331383319
Relieve the childhood.
>>331390805
This one is always such a hard choice. Nakama is just too sad with that ending though.
Road Eternal/Hunter/Healer all sound good. Hard to really pick between them, but I suppose I'd go Hunter since you can end up with eternal companionship, assuming your apprentice gets eternal youth too.
>>331390805
Hunter, easy. Considered road eternal to pull some Ryu bullshit, but hunter has literally no penalties if your strong enough
>>331391543
Well there hardly is enough information.
When, what chapter, Space Marine from the get go or start as a scout.Also, no choice to be an Ork
>>331391758
Those kinds of worlds would suck in the longterm. I don't care how autistic you are, eventually you'll get sick of literally everything and everyone in the entire world talking about pokemon all the fucking time.
Another opportunity to gather additional data. Pick your poison, or paradise.
http://strawpoll.me/5287711/
I think this might be the last time I post it, though, since Red wins, decisively.
>>331390805
>Hunter
>Eternally young
>Get a companion apprentice with similar powers to me
>Intelligent monster
Well /v/?
>>331383319
>>331383319
#3
Senran Kagura
>>331392142
Not sure, but this one could have been made before DD came out.
Not to say its not a good fit.
>>331384197
The only downside of 5 is that I have to be fucking ASH the eternal 10 year old. If I grew up normally I guess I wouldn't care as much.
>>331392115
If you added waifu-powers and immortality into the other buttons they might be nearly as tempting. As it is, I want to get loli'd up with dickings on the side and vidya as I want.
>>331392115
Yellow is good but not nearly good enough to match up to the perfection that is Red.
>>331389254
ma nigga!
>>331392232
Right, of course.
>>331384197
lel, people that didn't pick 1 must not be familiar with one piece
you can emulate 2-4 with it
5 is retarded
>>331383319
>live in vidya
>anime crossing
Muh waifu will be real.
And I will buy her clothing brand every day.
>>331392115
Blue. Make America great again. Would you do any less?
>good childhood
>all the videogames
These are mutually exclusive anon, you cant have a good childhood if your parents are divorced.
Also i logically choose the third button and pick danganronpa
>>331392115
>become cute girl
>get to yuri another cute girl for all time
Now the question is who'd you bring over?
>>331392232
Who is the one wearing the armor? If I get a qt companion, make her wear the +30 and give her potions and spells and shit to make it higher. Done.
>>331383319
Press the third button, live in the world of Monmusu Quest.
>>331392115
I don't have a waifu, so yellow. Green is okay-ish but I don't want to fight that ancient evil.
Blue is boring and far too stressful,
>>331392750
you, you're wearing the armor
>>331389519
>Pick Jedi
>Get to live in a hyper advanced futuristic world
>Can easily go rogue after the conflict on Geonosis by faking my death
>Just fuck off to one of the old jedi or sith temples that I know the rough location of from vidya knowledge and wait out the Empire learning from holocrons in said temples.
Worst case I get found out and spend decades running from one as end of nowhere to another and best case I become some insane 2000 year old ascetic monk that holds thousands of years of lost knowledge in his head and can vaporize anyone that annoys me.
>>331392115
You should make more.
Also, I'm really surprised that Yellow is the lowest. The core concept of it is my favorite, but some of the specifics make me think it would probably be a bad idea relative to Blue. Green's adventure is kind of off-putting to me, and Red doesn't really appeal to me that much (not enough money, none of the guaranteed "society-doesn't-become-extremely-shitty" the others have I guess).
>>331392256
Isn't the senran world kind of shitty? There's demons, all the titty ninjas are trying to murder each other, and unless you're an elite ninja or so disconnected from ninja stuff you wouldn't even benefit from the world change you're probably going to get iced by said elite ninjas/demons
>>331392115
Red is the best choice.
>>331392896
>not enough money
Fine by me, I'd probably go nuts without a job.
Childhood one. Invest heavily in Apple and Google.
When I become rich, buy my parents a child they could actually be proud of.
>>331391984
> eventually you'll get sick of literally everything and everyone in the entire world talking about pokemon all the fucking time.
Please.
You don't get tired of people talking about money right? In a world like those where everyone is basically brainwashed into worshipping a product like a gift from god and you chose it you'd swim all in it and get everything you want.
>>331392878
There are so many temples left over from the old republic that contain either powerful weapons, ghosts to learn from or valuable materials that if you can remember 10 or more locations then you could overthrow the emperor single handedly
>>331392232
Am I me? Then the right armour.
Am I a qt girl? Then the left armour.
>>331384197
>Forced into gendum if I pick mecha
Fuck that shit, why can't I be a super pilot?
>>331383319
Childhood button.
>>331384197
Mecha all the way.
>>331388568
Conquering gaul.
>>331390805
Probably Nakama or The Road Eternal. Perhaps Dominion.
>>331392115
The Future isn't Cyberpunk. My life for the advancement of my species.
>>331393156
>You don't get tired of people talking about money right?
Yes I do, especially if they can't go more than one sentence without saying money and everything in existence was directly related to money. In the pokemon world all anyone cares about is pokemon. There are no talent shows, there are only pokemon talent shows. No stores, just pokemarts. Hospitals are pokecenters. All jokes involve pokemon humor. The smartest and most powerful people in the world are only ever concerned with pokemon.
You'd go fucking insane.
>>331389052
>christian god
>real
*tips fedora*
>>331392115
Yellow, easily.
>>331393314
>My life for the advancement of my species.
When has this ever been a good choice? As soon as you die it'll all go to shit and people in the future will be just as miserable as people are today.
>>331389519
Bender
>Hopefully I'm air
I find a lot of the stuff related to Bending very relaxing, meditating to develop awareness and training to develop skills and learn techniques
Thankfully I probably could avoid most war as an air bender, considering air is invisible it would be harder to detect than a fire/water bender
Earth would be my second choice though
>>331393453I mostly just want the cool future shit, fuck you
>>331393453
That's why you pick blue and fucking make sure that it doesn't
>>331393206
who are you quoting you retard?
>>331393453
Good thing I made sure every option afforded you agelessness.
Besides, a bright spot in a timeline of misery is better than just misery alone.
>>331393371
>There are no talent shows, there are only pokemon talent shows. No stores, just pokemarts. Hospitals are pokecenters.
It's like you haven't even watched 200 episodes of the anime.
>>331392115
At least I will tell you WHY Red wins. Not only do you become, as you said a 9/10, but being able to choose to become a girl? Not only that, but your waifu could have super powers?
Yellow IS tempting because good vidya forever more and being able to live in a virtual world, but to hell with that man. Eventually I'm going to get tired of vidya, no matter what. But having a cutie waifu with super powers? What if she could rip open a hole in reality and send us to a game world? Well that's even better then VR. Why in the hell would I choose anything else?
>>331384197
MECHA
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A
>>331392115
Obviously Red. Come on, how could I resist perfection?
>>331389519
Monster Hunter.
Constant adventures in a beautiful setting, growing strong by facing powerful and majestic beasts. Chilling in some seriously cozy locales on down time. Living in a biosphere where mass-predation that doesn't necessarily equate mass-extinction.
Also, all that Felynepussy
>>331389519
Rolling for bender
i would press it for Rose
>>331392792
in monmusu the monsters literally fucking kill you though
>>331383319
The mystery button.
I'm ready.
>>331393002
This, if I just sat around playing vidya all day, I would go insane. I can barely play more then a few hours of anything now without burning out and just sitting down to read something for a while.
>>331393880
That's why I made it so that super-powered waifus have a Stand with the powers instead, because that makes it so that she has to put in enormous effort for you to reap the enormous reward. In hindsight, it would be better to probably just nix any potential super powers altogether, by my whole motivation was that I would create a balanced CYOButton without ever adding any real downsides to anything, and removing a waifu's powers could be seen as a downside.
To achieve a 25-25-25-25 split, I believe I have to either make Yellow better or Red significantly worse, which I don't want to do because I really like Red's concept, but what can I do? I don't want to have a caveat to having a waifu, and I don't want to just remove more cash from the equation because that would just make it basically have no place being there at all.
So I believe a round of buffing for everything that isn't Red, but especially Yellow, is in order, while reducing the tl;dr effect as well. Any suggestions?
>>331394763
You will likely never achieve an even split, not because Red is too good compared to the others, but because it is the least obtainable. Just think about it, fictional girl that is completely loyal to you.
Even if she DIDN'T have powers, most people are going to go for her simply because the idea of being a hero in green is unappealing, the idea of forever messing with people behind the scenes is just boring and while yellow can achieve similar, it doesn't have the same ring to it.
I just want a somewhat normal life with my waifu. That's why it's the most appealing.
>>331392115
>blueblueblue
>educate myself and get up to speed
>finally learn the Truth
>use resources to become the man himself
>Evolved, but untamed!
I love how the best CYOA threads aren't on /tg/ but are on /v/
>>331395080
So if anything, Red needs a downside to it. Make it so that if you pick say a harem girl, then all her rivals come through as well and will fight constantly for your attention. If she/he is from action series, then you bring the villain from there over too.
You pretty much need a good reason for the whole resurrection bit and making it so that the villain can find out about it if he witnesses it would do it I feel.
>>331395395
>harem
>now you have a group of immortal girls fighting for your dick instead of one
oh, the horror
>>331389519
>Jedi
>fall to the dark side
>suddenly it doesn't have downsides anymore
>>331384197
>not picking 3
>>331383319
Button 5
My waifu becomes real. Eat it, fags.
>>331394054
Comparatively very few do, and most of the dangerous ones live in certain areas that you would need to intentionally seek out. After Ilias and her abominations got rekt there are even fewer dangerous monster girls out there.
>>331395395
just make there be a possibility that she can be ntr'd from you if you're careless
>>331395472
Then you simply aren't attracted to them and you feel it's an inconvenience, or trying to convince them to share only ends in failure and the loss of your waifu.
Also, if you try to just send them away, they become yandere and will conspire to kill the both of you together at the same time.
>>331395567
This could work too. If you don't pay attention to her for a week she will go into a bad part of town and get raped and will realize loves getting dicked more then she loves you. This breaks your immortality bond as well and you suddenly find yourself pennyless.
Sorry I'm tardy to the party
>>331395759
Lilly
didn't even read the description
Q-Bee is a miracle and IT'S HIP TO FUCK BEES
>>331384197
>pick 3
>serve Zeon in the 1 year war
>basically wreck the entire Federation by myself
SIEG ZEON!
Anyone have that crappy "create your own realm/dimension/universe" one that was popular a year or two ago?
>>331384197
>pick 3
>forge my own empire
>alien invasion every six months
Going with 4. I will do A LOT of fucked up shit though.
>>331383319
Clearly, the second button is the best choice, it's guaranteed you defeat the ancient evil AND doing so will probably help you come to realize who you really are and find the love of your life on top of that. Not to mention the fame and fortune that comes with it.
>>331395759
Vatryllal a best
>>331395759
I'm torn between pola and xam
>>331389519
But Spartans arent infertile nor do they not feel sexual arousal its just extremely limited. Theres even a spartan 2 who has kids and is married, Maria is her name I think.
Jedi is the best choice however because the Dark side isnt a negative and as soon as you go over you can have any personal attachment you want and you can throw that jedi bullshit into the trash where it belongs.
>>331395828
Impeccable taste my nigger
>>331395759
the box
>>331389519
toss up between specter and jedi
specter if odds, jedi if evens
>>331384197
3 obviously. Who wouldn't want to shut down thsoe Zeon SHITS?
>>331395759
Pola looks like a qt, so her.
>>331396237
WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOOX!?
>>331390805
Im always the only one who choices the Fisher King, I mean shit I rarely leave my house any way and now its fucking perfect, shaped by my will and I can have anything I want in it. I can make golem waifus or I can just get into online dating, im also fucking INVINCIBLE in my house. Besides you can even leave, I mean really 1-2 days is more then enough time outside your home and thats short enough you wont die.
