What went wrong?
>>331335724
Hulk Hogan Smash!
>>331335724
Nothing. Its pleasantly ass blasting the sjw's as predicted.
Good fap material, shit gameplay.
Admit you will publish child porn, there is literally no way they could save their asses after that.
>>331335724
Uncomfortable?
They mean hard right?
>>331335724
>Let's see how long it takes Senran Kagura to make you uncomfortable
It's been more than 30 hours so far and I'm comfy as fuck.
>>331336130
>Admit you will publish child porn
What?
>>331335724
Just a bunch of fags being fags, senrans funny as hell and you get TITTIES n ASS. Hulkamania runs wild brother.
>"Let's See How Long It Takes Senran Kagura To Make You Uncomfortable", says author with tattoo of nearly-naked child
You first
>>331335724
Nothing.
>I'm supposed to feel uncomfortable because people are talking about sexual things
What are they, literally 8 years old? EWW THEY'RE KISSING GROSS.
Good then Kotaku is going out of business.
They can cry somewhere else.
>>331336252
It is.
>>331335724
Oh I'd say about 115 million.
Doesn't matter. They're finally dead.
>>331336304
Gawker's Lawyer told someone interviewing them that they can publish any sex tape they want, interviewer: "Even a child's? How young would they have to be to not publish it?" - Lawyer: "Four."
>>331336426
Fuck you beat me to it.
not gonna lie the beginning of Estival Versus didn't make me uncomfortable but it definitely made me feel like I was playing generic weebshit garbage game #57890234
thankfully it got better after that
>>331335874
He killed Gawker.
>>331336369
what's going on here
>>331335724
look, /v/, defending this game is fine
but don't for one minute, think that this game isn't just trying to pander to horny weebs
>>331336304
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/03/10/gawker-on-trial-hulk-hogan-sex-tapes-very-amusing-and-newsworthy/
>>331336589
>but don't for one minute, think that this game isn't just trying to pander to horny weebs
no shit, idiot.
>>331336369
I haven't seen a single mmd with decent animation yet
>>331336451
>an interviewer
It was a question asked by the attorney. The exact question was
>In which case would a celebrity sex tape not be newsworthy?
to which he responded
>if it was a child
then he was asked how old and he said 4
>>331336451
That's not even how the exchange went
>Can you imagine a situation where a celebrity sex tape would not be newsworthy?
>if it's a child
>...
>how old?
>...
>4
That's not 100% it either but it's loads more accurate
>>331336451
that wasn't the lawyer it was the editor in chief or some shit like that
>>331336589
Why do you give a shit?
>>331336589
Who cares if it is? What does that even matter?
>>331336608
In his video testimony to the courtroom Wednesday, Daulerio said he had no doubt the video met Gawker’s standards when he first saw it in 2012. He quickly wrote up a graphic play-by-play of the entire 30-minute sex tape (which, as Gawker points out, had previously been published elsewhere) accompanied by a one minute edited version of the video.
“Because the Internet has made it easier for all of us to be shameless voyeurs and deviants, we love to watch famous people have sex,” the first sentence of Daulerio’s post that accompanied the video read, summing up pretty neatly his reasoning for publishing it.
Asked if he thought at all about whether publishing the sex-tape would distress Hogan, Daulerio replied, simply, “No.”
“You didn’t care, really, did you?” the lawyer said, according to the transcript.
The editor’s answer was the same: “No.”
“Had you known that Hulk Hogan would be emotionally distressed by this publication, you would have still published it, correct?”
“Sure, yes,” Daulerio said.
And he had a fairly simple explanation why.
“I found it very amusing,” Daulerio said. “I thought it was newsworthy, and it was something that was worth publishing.”
>>331336551
>I didn't go to journalism school, I went to 'journalism'
>Most review sites giving it s 7.5/10 or 3.5/5
>Only ones giving it shit reviews are sjw's getting ass pained by tits and ass.
>>331336451
You missed the best part faggot: he didn't do it in an interview, he did it during a COURT TRIAL while he was being interviewed as a witness. He was under oath to tell the truth and only the truth, which now means it is now on official record that he earnestly believes in the publishing of child porn. And if he denies it, he's guilty of perjury. There aren't words for how bad of a fuckup this was.
>>331336451
>It was just a joke brah
>So you're saying child pornography is a joking matter, even when being interviewed for a court case under oath?
>No
>>331336763
what's going OOOOOON here
>>331336252
>get a girlfriend
No. Fuck you.
>>331336252
Video games are cheaper
>>331336589
Yes, and?
>>331336679
the only good thing from /soc/
>>331336908
ey FUCK YOU MANG.
>name yourself kOTAKU
>harass Japanese games and devs
Why did they do that?
>>331336860
>>331336451
Oh and I didn't notice you fucked up further, it was one of the actual Gawker executives, not their lawyer.
PC release when?
>>331337057
Thank you for the clarification
>>331337036
nice cellulite
>>331336252
Alternatively, just go watch hentai.
>>331337036
I want normies to leave
>>331335724
She's asking nicely
what's their problem with asking for consent???
>>331336679
Is there more of this demon of semon?
I'm so happy.
>>331335724
>What went wrong?
You for using kotaku to create a discussion. Unless you mean in general. Then it's just prudes covering all bases. Conservatism is strong in the west and east, but it's just that there are way more "otakus" if you want to call them in the east so the market there is bigger for games like these, that target that audience, unlike in the west, where the ratio is much smaller, so the expected reaction is something like that. Also they use games like these for clickbait articles. Honestly if they wanted they would ignore it and it would make their life better, but they live off agressive criticism, so annoyed people would click at the articles, and get mad and share this with other people to make them mad too, and so on. There are a bunch of others reasons, but I'm just mentioning a couple that I think are part of the problem.
Am I too serious towards this?
>>331336252
I've had girlfriends. They complain, stink, and bleed everywhere once a month. It's 2016, we no longer need other humans in our life anon
>>331337060
2 years
>>331337060
Fuck off port beggar.
>>331337220
How'd the "Ireland hates big asses" thing start anyway?
>>331337036
Speak for yourself, kid.
>>331337328
I think it's a dumb /pol/ meme
>>331337332
Why is Arcueid trying to seduce me
>>331336589
I have a boyfriend though
Senran Kagura is exactly what you'd expect, if you buy it and get offended I don't know what to say to you.
how fun are the Senras for the 3ds?
I fapped to all the senrans armpits so far in the dressing room.
ask me anything.
>>331337246
>>331337252
commodore 64 port when?
>>331337235
>>331336369
One thing I will give this, the characters are not dancing completely in sync, so perhaps they mocapped different people doing it, rather than being lazy and just having one person do it, and then copy/paste that to all the grills. Little things do matter, in what is mostly an empty gameplay vidya.
Also Miyabi a best.
>>331335724
SMASH 'EM, HULKSTER!
>>331337525
Now that you've accomplished that, what's the next step in your plan?
>>331337525
Lube?
Why are these people still employed?
>>331337464
Honestly I expected a decent beat em up but was offended by the repetitiveness of it. The genre has been out forever how do you screw it up?
>>331336252
Why would I?
>>331337602
I lost mine at 22. In hindsight, I wished I had waited until I reached Wizard status. Now I'll never have magic
>>331337036
i'll never understand why people call other virgins for like anime shit when they post 3D cocktease for virgins themselves
>>331337602
>tattoos
Into the trash it goes
>>331335724
>this thing makes me uncomfortable
>better promote it, discuss it, market it
Thank fuck Gawker is about to get rekt.
>>331337332
>>331336679
*smacks lips*
*smoothes eyebrows*
finna smash that snow bunny cake
>>331336762
and then they called the female celebrity leaks despicable and leakers deserve to be punished or jailed.
>>331335724
>uncomfortable
bitch pls, I watched the Paz scene withouta glass of warm milk
>>331336451
not exactly what he said
>>331335724
About 10 minutes.mostly because I was wearing jeans and it gets uncomfortable as fuck when you get a boner in those...
>>331335724
I don't get it.
>>331336369
>mom walked in when this was playing
"oh, so this is the boob game you were talking about."
"at least you aren't gay."
>>331337770
THIIICCCKKKK
>>331336252
>Just get a girlfriend for fucks sake
I'd rather not throw my life away.
>>331337726
What happens when you become a wizard? Do you just enter another plane of existence with any trace of your life erased? I'd imagine by this point a wizard would have tried to take control of the planet.
>>331335724
Good, going out of your comfort zone is part of growing up
>all the 3d shit
>>331337770
>>331337602
>assfag
>talking shit
Try not being black before you mouth off.
>>331337770
>YES, THICK
>OH FUCK SHE'S UGLY
>...THIIIIIIICK
>>331337436
>That was 4 years ago.
I seriously need to stop coming here.
Post Senrans, not 3d.
>>331337770
I was talking about Kotaku.
>>331336252
>>331335724
This didn't make me uncomfortable
It was just pictures girls having fun :^)
>>331337882
"no mom, the one I was talking was not released yet, it's out on 25th"
>>331336158
so hard, that it's uncomfortable
>>331337960
Damn that's thick.
>>331337918
Wizard's have rules jack ass. And Union meetings. You cant just go controlling the universe. You have to follow protocols.
>>331337436
I would have to disagree with one of the posters notion that there is no such thing as too much ass. There comes a point where it's just the ass of a morbidly obese woman, and if you are into that sort of thing, you are probably a nigger.
>>331337036
>>331337602
>this projecting
>>331337036
jesus fuck women are disgusting
>>331337036
But i'm not.
>>331335724
>Pic
Bioshock refrence?
>>331337220
i know her name but do you have the ID
>>331338196
You know you're just as overweight, lardass.
>>331337960
Asylum_Demons_in_training.webm
>>331338060
>tfw these are like 1000 bucks
>i will never not be a poorfag
>>331336252
>3dpd
>ever
>>331337602
Fuck that cocktease. Spicy J has no problems riding toys or straps from girls but draws the line at real dick. Even in threesomes she doesn't touch the guys. What is the point?
>>331337938
Ireland found the thread, don't post any ass until he leaves.
>>331338060
how many pounds is that?
>>331335724
This article is done by the same guy fat ass that has an Etna from Disgaea tattoo, reviews fast food and posts on Sankaku Complex, a website known for clickbait anime articles with loli and harem garbage. Guy isn't fooling anyone.
>>331336451
>>331336608
>Joking while under oath
>Joking about distributing CP while under oath
What a fucking retard. Why would you do this?
>>331337918
When you reach level 30, you merely attain the means to begin learning wizardry. It's going to take the average person another 30 or so years of intense study of the arcane and union assemblies to attend to actually see any results.
>>331338246
>>331338060
As an Irish person when I see people use this meme I think you are a complete fucking moron
Irish girls have the biggets and best asses and we all fucking love them.
Dumb fucking Americans
>sexy girls with big tits making you uncomfortable
Yeah, there's a word for that.
>>331335724
>Kotaku will die soon
>>331338060
if only i had a thousand dollars to wait on one of those.is there and good videos of them anywhere?
>>331338171
>>331338393
So why have we seen no evidence of their wizardry? Do they have kind of MIB clean up crew for accidents or people who try to go rogue?
>>331337036
Is this supposed to be erotic?
>>331337882
Your mom is cool anon, cherish her.
>>331338576
>Have seen no evidence.
What you thought the polar vortex shit that hit the US 2-3 years ago was a natural occurrence?
>people saw this thread, clicked on it, then decided to post repulsive 3DPD to spite all the residents within
>>331338576
Why do anything but spend your time with research? Few things matter as much as your knowledge of the arcane arts at that point.
>>331338389
I actually read it. He enjoys what he's playing, but is pointing out what may make others cross the line.
So in other words he knows exactly who the target readers are.
>>331336252
>it's not that hard.
>>331338536
>Senran won't
>>331338730
Its one person. Probably Quentin
>>331338576
You might even say it's magic!
>>331338730
It's one of the easier ways to get replies.
>>331337882
I got the special edition with the daki.
My dad said I should make sure Renka is facing outwards "since she's way sexier than the other two."
>>331338774
Too lewd
>>331337436
That wasnt even /pol/?
>>331338765
There is a reason why you are being ignored.
Most spergs are completely unaware of their obvious faults so I understand why you think that they must have some problem.
>>331338765
dude...
>>331335724
is it wrong that I don't feel uncomfortable playing lewd games? I don't get it. What makes porn okay but this not? Because they're not real?
>>331338060
>>331338774
Hikage a cute
>>331338390
"IT'S JUST A PRANK, BRO, IT'S JUST A FREE SPEECH ISSUE[GONE SEXUAL]", basically
Little slimy weasel who thinks he can mock and ridicule anyone, including the court. I can only imagine the atomic facepalm his lawyer did right there and then.
>>331339043
Why does the Snake freak out?
>>331336252
I have one
She's not going to get into a bikini and bounce around for me any time I want a fap
Besides, the games arefun
>>331336252
But there are no monster females for me to date.
>>331339136
He was peeping at its cloaca
Man idk about you fags but i play these game for the story and character development.
>>331339113
Must be why they got hit by 110 million dollar leg drop.
>>331339136
It heard someone say that Old Hebi was old, busted, and irrelevant.
Best squad will always be best.
>>331338060
>>331338356
Stop trying to deflect. You are a dirty nigher and you know it
It will all be over soon. There's no way they can actually afford $115 Million. There's a lot more to it than simply being 1/3 of their "wealth". This will bankrupt them.
Should i get Estival Versus as my first SK game?
>>331339226
I play it for the "plot" too anon
>>331336252
Jokes on you.
I got a girlfriend and I play senran
>>331336252
But I don't want one.
I hate that hand-cursor thing
>>331339315
Yes.
>>331339359
Veetah version doesnt have it
>>331339226
I don't see how. Shit is pretty insipid, as far as plots and character "arcs" are concerned. At least the faps are good, however.
>>331337960
The one in gray pants has a front butt.
let's see how long it takes for Kotaku to publish their final farewell article so the Hulkster can buy a new All-American yacht
>>331336860
>>331336451
here's a 40 minute video of the slouch getting legally manhandled by the lawyer for it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Pr8S44o6N4&feature=youtu.be&t=261
115+million ain't no joke, son
I love Mirai!
>>331339318
Glad you understand me, my dear anon. These games have pretty solid plots amd character development
>>331339435
There isnt any kind of continuity is there?
>>331339000
because catholic church says so
>>331336252
I don't want a gf.
And I would still find big anime tiddies attractive even if I had one.
>>331339660
You're saying that like the games actually have any substance
>>331339562
Indeed, it has a large and deep "plot", with a couple of decent, deep "plotholes" mixed in
>>331335724
EXTRA! EXTRA!
MAN PLAYS THROUGH 30 MINUTES OF A VIDEO GAME, ALMOST HAS A HEART ATTACK.By the way, doesn't this guy have a tattoo of that loli from Disgaea on his back? Why is he afraid of happy boobs?
>>331339660
>There isnt any kind of continuity is there?
There is, but it's all just pointless fighting.
>>331339507
I've been lurking their twitter and they just seem to taking the "act like if it didn't happen" approach.
>>331339962
Because he is clearly terrified of boobs. If the entire game was Mirai, maybe he would be on board.
>>331339768
Dont forget that the game touches the softest of spot on people
>>331337854
thats pretty much whats implied though
>>331337835
but he's a fucking white male
>>331339981
well, they know nobody will hire them
have to last as long as possible
>>331338304
underrated post
>>331337728
This.
>>331336252
>it's not that hard.
sure, if you're tall and good looking it's not that hard.
>>331336451
Snarky dipshit couldn't control himself in court. It's why I favor being blunt to people in person; they clearly understand the message and feel intimidated in the process.
>>331336252
I've had girlfriends, and have had plenty of sex, but I usually still end up masturbating to anime girls.
>>331339660
It ain't gonna matter anon, but if you care about it so much you may as well pick up SK Burst for the 3DS and Shinovi Versus for Vita and play those in order.
>>331336252
>getting a gf will make you stop liking erotica and big breasts
JajajajajaJAJAJAJAJAJA
>>331338765
>Paige
Is she a thottie? Paige is my favorite girl's name.
>>331336252
Are you a woman by any chance? You have to be.
>>331337960
least they're making an effort I guess
![a783a0d5b13d7ab5064dfa047828f4c2aef6bf8b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DybSfqs.jpg "a783a0d5b13d7ab5064dfa047828f4c2aef6bf8b[1].jpg")
>>331340460
Looks like we're on the same Paige, anon.
>>331338247
whats her name
>>331336679
That's disappointing. I was expecting a dick under the skirt.
>>331340283
That and acknowledging it would just add fuel to the fire.
>>331338246
>>331338060
>>331337770
>>331337602
>>331337332
>>331337220
>>331337036
Hi spic/nigger :^)
>>331336252
>>331336589
christian faggots
>>331335724
>kotaku
why youd still browse that garbage made by a pedophile. im hiding all kotaku threads.
>>331340572
They're probably New Year Resolutionists who quit in a week.They're not there to actually lose weight, just to say they're going to the gym and get validation.
>>331336252
Fucking a girl is nice, but fapping to raita art is good as well.
>>331336531
And Gawker owns kotaku.
>>331340808
>alaska
>>331337602
guy that fapped to all armpits here.
lost virginity at 19 to my first girlfriend.
proceeded to take the anal virginity of a lesbian because she thought she would still be a lesbian if she took it up the ass.
im not kidding, she was that stupid. smoked a lot of pot too.
only redeeming thing was she wasn't one of those tumblr tard fat ass chicks with dyed hair and piercings. she was a thick ( not fat, no belly, just nice ass and thighs ) latina.
she did MMA. she was that good kind of thick.
i miss pumping cum in her ass on a nightly basis.
>>331335724
Your mother giving birth to you and you giving these dumbfucks the clicks they want
![enhanced-buzz-1381-1371742191-7[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hG2VLtS.jpg "enhanced-buzz-1381-1371742191-7[1].jpg")
>>331340882
You're raita 'bout that.
>>331336679
>no dick
>>331337332
>kuro stocking
>black
Perfection
>>331336252
Why would I want a gf?
Occasional sex and some affection?
Not worth it for what that comes with
>order estival versus on ps4 through my moms amazon prime account
>addressed to her, it arrives while im still at work
>she also ordered textbooks for my sister
>mom opens the box
>texts me "I like your game you ordered. Is this the one with the ninjas and the boobs?"
>>331336252
>get a girlfriend
>it's not that hard
Video games and my hand are cheaper, more convenient and won't bitch at me, no thanks.
>>331340869
Nothing wrong with that unless they give up after a day
>>331340841
>neov
>>331340808
>iceland
>the only white country in europe
>ass
All is right with the world
>>331337948
Look forward to your post in 2020 saying the same thing.
>>331341168
Are you twelve?
>>331341168
Teach her to play.
>>331341279
they have real reasons for that, centuries of being unable to fully undress do that to you
>>331337036
>>331337602
>i'll show them all that i'm not a virgin by posting erotic webms of women i haven't had sex with on an anime imageboard
>>331341168
At least she knows you are not gay just weird, trust me this is a good thing.
>>331341279
>white country
lmao, okay gook
>>331341248
Giving up after a week isn't any better. Again, they're wasting money on a gym membership just to gab to their friends for validation, not to actually improve.
I really should be thankful though; these lards are the reason gym membership is as cheap as it is.
let's see how long it takes for your shitty website to get shut down
oh wait :)
>>331336252
Come back when you do yourself and realize there's nothing amazing about gfs and that won't stop you from enjoying fictional female in videogames, little virgin kid.
>>331338060
>tfw you could easily afford this but are a huge jew and can't bring yourself to spend that much
>>331341035
Carlos!
There is a severe lack of Senrans in this thread.
>>331338356
>>331338060
>>331337938
>tfw Irish blood
>love a good ass just as much as the next guy unless it's some cellulite riddled 'junk in the trunk'
oh well, guess I'll just post ass and everyone can enjoy the benefits
>>331340990
doujin name?
>>331338060
Where can I get one?both body pillow and that booty.
>>331341390
>you're underage for taking advantage of your parents prime whatever
Stop
>>331341834
nicee
>>331339293
If being a normal man with normal sexual desires makes you a nigger then yeah, whatever you say champ!
>>331341834
>that guy at the start
>that guy in the background
They know what's up desu
I want to buy a PS4 for EV is it worth it
>>331339176
I wish I was born in a place where monster girls existed.
>anime is creepy and gross you guys
http://kotaku.com/5885288/love-is-a-fresh-new-etna-tattoo
>>331336252
>All those butthurt replies
>>331336589
OH NOOOO YOU FIGURED OUT THE CONSPIRACCCYYYYYY RUUUUUN
>>331339507
Holy shit, I haven't watched this before. I'm only a minute in from where you started the video and he's already had his asshole torn wide open.
HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THIS BAD
>>331335724
>the most expensive tweet in history
>>331336252
You first
>>331341834
who the fuck is this?
>>331341390
>mom orders shit off amazon all the time
>pay with my card
I dont see the problem here. Either you are stupid for buying prime for yourself, or jealous mommy and daddy wont let you order things on their account.
That reply triggered me, and I dont care if its bait. Im more concerned at how your parents treat(ed) you.
Let me guess, you pay for your own Netflix too, even if your parents have one, right?
I mean its a ripoff because you can find everything online, but shes paying for it and I get to use it too.
I dont see the problem with mooching off your parents like this. Infact, my mom encourages me to use any accounts as long as i save money.
Sorry your parents arent cool with that. Or buying boob games.
Hell, she even bought me a fucking cast off figurine for my birthday because " Real girls cost much more and will just waste all of your money."
She finally sees the light after all my exes left me with no money.
>>331335724
>a video game made me uncomfortable
Holy shit
>>331336252
why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free
>>331335724
These people need to be shot.
>>331342571
I am pretty sure she will show up if you google vampirella cosplay
>>331335724
150 million dollars.
I wanna impregnate a Senran!
>>331342612
>amazon prime is stupid unless mom is paying for it
Damn man way to talk about your mother like that.
>>331342612
What the fuck, man. Did you not take your pills?
I don't have any of that shit, but then again, I'm not poor.
>>331342612
>She finally sees the light after all my exes left me with no money.
The only woman who will love you unconditionally is your mother. Never forget.
>>331337960
i doubt they would become normal even after years of workout
Is there any notable difference between Vita and PS4 version? I'd prefer the Vita because then I'd have it on the same platform as Shinobi Versus but if PS4 is honestly better, I'll do that.
>>331343072
If you're that fat, reducing calories and controlling your diet comes first. Trying to exercise with 200lbs of fat on you will murder your joints.
>>331335724
How long til gawker/kotaku is kill? I'm tired of their shitty 'journalism'
>>331343327
On that note, how much could a ham planet starve themselves before they actually die?
Would they die fat, or actually turn skeleton mode?
>>331343527
Today's supposed to be the day the jury decides on punitive damages.
>>331339507
>18:00
>He immediately turns on his boss to try and save his own skin
Goddamn, why are these kinds of people such fucking cannibals?
>>331335724
Nigga, just eject the game. Turn the console off. No need to write about your traumatic experience.
>>331341168
better own that shit son
no going back now
