>girl on mic starts flirting with you
how do you react?
One time this happened to me so I somehow convinced the whole server to start shouting "muh laydee" at her.
>>331329818
Flirt back.
leave the server
>>331329818
mute her because it's probably a joke just like real life
>>331329818
Tell her I'm gay.
>>331329818
>girl on mic starts farting
This has never once happened to me
keep her talking while I silently pull my dick out
Suck her dick
>>331329818
haha i wonder what is eggs smell like just joking haha
>>331329818
>shut the fuck up fag
>>331331612
haha I wonder what an original idea from you would read like? haha just joking you'll never have an original idea you just speak in meme
tell her to fuck off because she's not really into me anyway
>>331329818
Today on things that never happen...
>>331329818
Unlikely to happen, I don't play games with voice chat.
>>331329818
This appened to me a few times with girls in raiding guilds I was in. I respond as usual because I don't waste my time with girls on the internet desperate for attention. People who buy into the whole internet girlfriend white knight shit are pathetic.
>>331331868
>>331331809
People who can't entertain hypotheticals are the worst.
>>331332083
But don't you get kicked for responding like that
>Guy starts eating chips loudly
how do you react?
>>331332395
Mute
>>331332395
Ask him if you can have some.
drive to orlando and fuck her
>>331332234
just ignore them. they are autists. actual ones that just don't understand the concept.
>>331329818
Happened to me about two years ago.
Ended up meeting up with her and fucking her. Haven't talked to her since.
>>331332309
I've seen that kind of thing happen to good men before, kicked over some petty shit with the local guild girl, but it's never happened to me.
>>331329818
Do you think they'll ever make a Yoshi egg amiibo?
>>331332907
Why? so you could put it in your ass?
Mute her because women are shit
>>331332395
What flavor they are.
Flirt back jokingly knowing you'll never fuck but flirting is fun
>>331329818
>go into my lower voice
>british fancy accent
>joke around a bit
>tell her to take a steamy shower, fart, and then turn around and smell the fumes of her delivered goodies
Start talking in a jewish nasally voice and encourage the girl to beat the boys for the matriarchy.
>>331329818
Keep playing the fucking game
