meanwhile in pewter city....
>>331282771
Where are the houses?
You guys battle that faggot outside the city limits that talks about how much he loves shorts?
>>331282975
Everyone sleeps in a big bed with Brock.
>>331282771
>go through the back of the museum
>obtain old amber
What's with this funny looking nugget
All i see is loss
>>331283168
There's some guy with autism in Cinnabar who will give you a grey Charizard for it.
>>331283042
No, that faggot standing at the edge of town won't let me leave until I somehow acquire a Boulderbadge.
This dumbfuck just draggled me to the museum because I told him I never went there. I went in and there barely fucking anything inside. Worst $5 I ever spent
>>331282771
>city
>>331283292
>he didn't see all these cool "fossils"
>>331283196
haha so funny XD
>>331283402
Jokes aside, do you not see it?
>>331283292
That's old man Perkins, he does that. He's also a registered sex offender but he can't leave town because he doesn't have the boulderbadge. If he tries to give you a rare candy do NOT take it from him.
>>331283451
No, I think you need to lay off the memes, pal.
>>331283391
But this stupid tree is blocking the back entrance
>>331283451
no, you actual fucking autist
>>331283042
you mean that kid with the bug net inside virdian forest?
>>331283292
I always try to stay a million light years away from him
>>331283626
Is that where he is? Faggot opened the battle by telling me he liked shorts. It was uncomfortable.
LET ME THROUGHHHH
YOU FUCKING
FAGGOTTTTT I DON'T WANT TO BATTLE THIS BROCK GUY I WANT TO SEE MY DYING MOTHER IN CELLADON YOU PIECE OF SHIIIIIIT
>>331283767
I got bad news for you bro, my cousin I Celedon says it was taken over by a bunch of faggot gangsters in black, with whips. Sounds like some bondage gang.
>>331283767
did he try & give you some red fish too!
So I got my Pokemon trainer license revoked after I got caught trying to sell Magikarps to unsuspecting kids passing by.
I start my new job at the Pewter City Pokemart, any advice?
>>331283960
In Celedon*
>>331284084
potions
>>331284084
Stock up on escape ropes then watch the money roll in
How is light speed a measurement of distance? I've always thought that it was an expression to say it would take forever for someone to, let's just say, challenge Brock for example.
>finally get job at museum
>boss says to only use employee entrance on side of building
>weird tree blocks path
>don't have HM01
what do guys?
Pewtards are completely fucking hopeless. Their fucking town is blocked off by a fucking moutain.
But it aint as bad as my town.
Ay yo but get this, the fucking pigs wont let anyone leave town, and not to mention; theres another fucking snorlax on the outisde near the hill. Shippings been held off for weeks, I have no idea how much longer the department store is gonna last.
Any nig nogs near by?
>tfw disappointment to my parents because I never quit school at 10 to travel the country to cockfight with a dangerous animal
At least I got a decent paying job accounting atTeam Rocket
I can't leave this city because some bitch wants me to beat the gym leader
Guess what Pewter City's favorite ice cream is!
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Rocky Road!
>>331287949
More like Brock-y Road
I fucking love shorts.
