The more absurd, the better it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G68G8xFJZAU
>>331271620
that was actually a pretty creative solution, I would totally use that myself
>lets play some soul calibur bro
>>331271541
Ah. A fine choice, my friend.
>>331271541
>Oh you're getting Pokemon: Moon Version?
>Here's your controller senpai
>i'm such a nerd!
>>331272348
That doesn't look comfortable at all
>>331272423
What the actual fuck
>>331272464
I tried to get one of these but some neckbeard snatched it out of my hands and ran away
>>331272464
Kind of cool in its own right, but looks like it'd be ass to use
>>331271724
>>331272613
PC? I got you covered!
>>331271427
That's eerily similar to the Gamecube controller, though.
Which is why everyone is freaking out about the NX controller.
>>331272769
Okay this is too much
>>331272808
isn't this like 200 bucks?
>>331272423
p-p-pc m-m-master race, r-right guys?
>>331272423
Just break all my fingers bruh
>>331272808
>A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR
somewhat related
>>331272769
>the stairs are the escape key
I want this now.
>>331272131
>the official controller of /v/ - videogames
>>331272576
Playing Silent Hill 3 with that controller right now.
>>331272926
>stuttering through text
>now i'll show you why they call me...Revolver
>>331272464
I still want one of those stupid things
>>331273169
>pcuck detected
>Son, we got you a controller for christmas!
>>331273187
>try doing the Ocelot spin with this
>drag your console out of its socket and break your game
>>331272576
I have this but wireless
Kind of sucked compared to the DS2
>>331271724
Why didn't this catch on more? It seems like a pretty damn good idea, actually. Cost, I assume?
>>331272871
That looks like it's for shorthand/steno.
>here bro, I know how much your hands get sweaty.
>>331273241
>xdrone detected
Welcome to the LAN party bro here is your keyboard.
HERE'S YOUR CONTROLLER BRO
>>331273415
Pretty sure it is.
>>331273412
People probably would rather just stick the gas to the kids face and get it over with
Basically, a mouse + keyboard + joystick all in one.
>>331273427
Why would you make a d pad based off the duke?
>>331273459
>tfw I almost bought one of these
>>331273479
fuck you matt
>>331273562
>A deal's a deal anon...
>lets play some dark souls
>>331273496
what the fuck? Why does it have mirrors?
>>331273459
Have one of those, unsurprisingly it drains 4 AA batteries stupidly fast.
>>331273572
That's actually really cool
>discontinued from being included with the original Xbox only a year after release, and just became an accessory
>>331273684
>>331273659
Do they work though?
>>331273652
So you can see where you're typing on the side keyboards
>>331273321
Comfy as fuck.
>wanna play some SF4 bro? my brother doesnt use this anymre
>>331273684
>>331273496
This shit looks like stirrups. Is this what gynecologists use for gaming?
This was my player 2 controller for the Play station 1
I still have it somewhere
>>331271724
That footage reminded me of the dentist in Florida that was doing shitty procedures and basically torturing kids.
I can hear the screaming now.
>>331272348
Those shoulder buttons are impossibly small. How are you supposed to push them?
>>331273749
I mean, as a concept it actually seems feasible
>>331273829
>why is this controller sticky?
>>331273902
Like the idiots that would buy those would think of that
>>331273759
Yeah. Pretty loud on the higher settings though, so you have to keep it down to 'just barely doing anything' levels.
>>331271427
satellite buttons
>>331273863
devious
>Sorry about the control stick, we're still cool right?
>>331273979
I still hope this is fake
>>331273863
Is that why no one ever came over anon?
>>331272423
>no I or U key
>>331273496
>>331274074
I never understood how people fucked up their left sticks so bad, I've got this same controller and it's as good as it was back in 2003
>>331274080
Oh they're on there, in a section away from the others
>>331273459
fuck that, but the Airflo EX was actually really good, my favorite pc gaming controller i've had.
>>331273684
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/70308014/kings-assembly-a-computer-mouse-full-of-awesome/description
>>331274080
I and U are on the mini thing to the left below the arrows and next to the vertical spacebar
>>331274157
I see you never played Mario Party
>>331273863
You are evil.
>>331274157
My GC stick just broke out of nowhere recently in the middle of Air Ride, no fucking clue what caused it.
This was almost a thing.
>>331273829
the stick is backwards?? no wonder he doesn't use it anymore
>>331274209
Ok nvm that looks fucking horrendous
Kill me, it hurts to live.
>>331274298
entitled gamers are to blame for us not having the bananaphone.
>>331271724
>>331272672
>huffing nitrous while playing Kirby's dreamland
Where do I sign up?
>>331274371
what about a banana now?
For all your typing needs bro
>>331272672
>>331272423
>>331272571
>>331272963
It is a keyboard designed for people with the use of just one hand. Notice how the right section is six keys wide (except for a few keys). The thumb operates the smaller section to the left. Source, I worked in my uni's computer lab and they had a couple of these laying around.
>here bro heres your controller
>>331274298
>Pass the controller bro
>IT KEEPS COMING BACK
>>331274478
>Fox only, no items.
>>331273726
I've got one of these and three different colors of the smaller variant. I fucking love the xbox
>dude you suck at this
>i have no arms asshole i cant play any other way
>>331274531
kekked heartily
>I can win without even laying a hand on a controller!
>this was marketed as a "pro gaming" attatchment
>>331274425
I'll take that controller and show you the power of Donkey Kong in Melee.
>pass the boat bro
>>331274759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaQmLBtRMoE
>>331274425
>why does this controller smell like shit, bro?
>>331274209
>he got 10x more than he asked for
>kickstarter finished almost two years ago
>no updates in five months
rip
>>331273094
I got that adapter here, fucking amazing device. Sucks it's so hard to find, I'm looking for another one at the moment.
Straight from motha fuckin slums of shaolin.
>>331272672
>>331274895
Use this exact mouse for the computers in the atc tower I work at.
>>331273863
the fuck even is that thing?
>>331274834BANANA ARMSBANANA SCAUSH
>>331274531
M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER KEK
>>331274895
I remember.... A teacher had this for her computer and I ripped the ball out.
>>331272193
explanation? I haven't played Pokemon since I was a kid.
>>331273652
#4theplayers
>>331274965
started off on the island
aka shaolin niggas wildin
team of 6 mewtwos included
>>331275120
it's a joke about the titles for the new games, Sun and Moon
Moon is just an edgy name
>pass the thumbstick bro
>>331274256
>tfw I'll never own this controller
Why live?
>>331275127
>>331275120
Pokemon Moon, Moon runes, japanese sword.
>>331271724
>>331275120
Moon is one of the names for the new Pokemon games, and its obviously attracting all the furries and edgelords.
Unlike glorious Sun version.
Have a Pokeslut.
>>331274904
>be like 10
>friend calls
>asks if I want to go to his house for some gaming
>sure ok
>have to run through 2 peoples yards for a short cut
>a bit of snow
>get to his house
>knock on door
>while waiting for door to open brush bottom of pants off with hand
>go in start playing Diablo on playstation
>after about 20 minutes I ask friend what smells like shit
>he says controllers start smelling that way after a while
>he cleans them
>eventually go home
>get home start taking shoes off
>notice a bunch of dog shit on one
>look at pants
>there's a bit on bottom of pants
I never told him. I started going the long route to get to his house too
>>331274852
>Here bro you can be player 2
>Just go outside and get my mum to fill up your controller
>I'm gonna go take a shit
>>331275330
>>331275168
Bop the controller bro
Twist the controller bro
Pull the controller bro
>I am not the controller you deserve, but the one you need right now.
>>331275330
a e s t h e t i c
>>331271724
We fucking get it, you vape
>>331275286
This looks like a fuckin' Kamen Rider belt.
>>331273116
krk
>>331275605
What does the doug button do?
>>331272464
This isn't so bad for RPGs, actually. I had a fun time playing DQVIII with mine.
>>331275656
formats your console
>>331275656
The fuck you think it does? Itdougs
>>331275656
it dougs
>>331273652
>>331273852
If I recall, it's for people with carpal tunnel syndrome.
>dude it has SLOWDOWN
>>331275656
What doesn't the doug button do?
>>331274209
Welp, this idiot obviously never heard of a trackpoint.
>>331273094
>mfw I have that adadpter
>>331275830
seems like having a clit in the middle of your keyboard would suck
>>331275605
>>331275394
>Roxie SFW (63).jpg
Share your folder to the class anon.
As you wish
>>331275907
The question is, why would one Doug...
when one could Doug faster?
>>331275897
>seems like having a clit in the middle of your keyboard would suck
It doesn't. I'm on x220 right now and I can use mouse and type at the same time without moving my hands away from the keyboard. I can play Quake III arena with a trackpoint and kick ass. There is a reason why /g/ faps to thinkpads.
Let's play some Mario Kart bro
>>331275919
>>331276046
>Pass the PokéWaifu, bro
>>331275916
>idiots who never knew how based this thing was for racing games
The DS3 was fucking terrible for racing games and this was a fine step above it without spending wheel and pedal money.
>>331274895
My parents bought so many of those...
One would die and they'd immediately get a replacement.
>>331276106
>x220my nigga, I just got one a few weeks ago. It's pretty neato.
>>331276149
>lets play some counterstrike, bro
>here's your keyboard
this was advertised in some snes game secrets book i had
>>331276183
>One would die and they'd immediately get a replacement.
Should have bought the premium model. Mine is indestructible.
>>331276124
>I can hold it anon, let me keep playing
>uh oh
>>331276250
Doesn't look too ba-
>space
>>331272808
>doesn't actually reinvent anything
>>331276479
toss it in the oven
>>331275286
NIGGER IS THAT SOME MOTHERFUCKIN HOLE TECHNOLOGY I SEE?
>>331273539
>that kid told me this controller had gyroscopes which let you use the chainsaw weapon in the game without any button or analog controls
>played the game a few years later
>no chainsaw weapon
Fuck you, Pablo, I even spread your shitty lie to all my friends
>>331276479
>>331276603
no, here you go
>>331276479
>the climax of that spiders life was getting entombed in a shitty mouse
Brutal.
>>331276397
>Controller?
>I just met her!
>>331276479
That had better be a fake spider or I'm gonna get real sad
>>331276605
How the fuck is that speedy?
>>331273302
That's something you hand off to little bro so he can think he's winning.
>>331276693
what the actual fuck are these things
>>331272348
thanks doc
>>331276693
>HOLE
>TECHNOLOGY
>how do you want your mouse
>i would like the n64 graphics please
>>331274157
I think its from people not clipping their fucking nails and going to ham.
>>331276479
>wake up
>look at mouse
>spider is gone
>>331276832
>>331273617
At least one person laughed their ass off at this comment. Thanks, anon.
>>331276756
>Real Spider
http://www.amazon.com/Spider-Computer-Mouse-Clear-Background/dp/B002UG1PZ6
>>331275168
IT'S THE FUCKIN GAMESTER
I have one and the analog stick only works up and down. You have to twist it to move left and right. We would always make the guy who was really good at mario party use that shit
>>331276880
It's more dreamcast graphics or virtua fighter
>>331277047
>You have to twist it to move left and right
why the fuck would anybody think that's good, let alone buy it? it's like the gc controller and a Bop-it got drunk and fucked
>>331276693
HOLE TECH
>>331276046
>>331276124
>>331276397
>>331276735
Thanksyou should upload the entire folder to mega
>>331276969
>Not wanting hole technology for better airflow
...plebs
>>331277169
good lord.
>>331276880
Reminds me of these.
Melee, bro.
>>331277327
>say no more, i got your controller here
>>331272423
HACK INTO THE GATE
>>331276954
>how to cheat at mario party
>>331277329
I still want one of those hori claw pads but I don't know if they ever made one for the n3DS.
>>331276954
hey wait a second
>that nintendo controller
>>331276308
The asciiPad is hands down the best SNES controller. I have 3 in case 1 fails somehow. Parts on it are compatible with the official controllers, the cable is a bit shorter than official ones, so that's a good swap over.
>>331277169
I think if you locked it, it was supposed to use the analog stick normally, but mine was just a piece of shit.
It was advertised as a "racing wheel"
>we got you that laptop you wanted!
>>331277354
godDAMMIT
>>331277552
>>331277552
Oh my gosh, my first time playing Doom was on my friend's mom's computer using this thing. What a flashback. Thanks, Anon.
>>331277474
>That single lone button
That always gets me christ.
>>331275916
![mjKbK_wzPlvvaD8NnBbRD8w[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vrrbreq.jpg "mjKbK_wzPlvvaD8NnBbRD8w[1].jpg")
>>331277681
>oh that's for player 3, here you go for real
>>331277552
That looks so retarded that I love it.
>>331276954
Is he wearing 2 wristwatches there?
>>331276693
the hole existence of the human race has led to this
>>331274478
People have used that in Smash tournaments. My friend recently got one and said it was great for when he's sitting in his armchair since it just rests across the chair.
>>331277783
I had that one. I dug it.
>>331277847
>what the fuck man.png
>>331276693
>add a bunch of holes for airflow
>block them up with bullshit accessories
>>331271724
Can I use this with helium?
>>331277726
I think Nintendo wasn't sure whether they wanted to include a d-pad because they didn't think many games would need it in 3D.
I think I would have preferred the longer and wider grips on that GC prototype, though.
>>331276786
holds the controller in place while you beat the shit out of the buttons. hard to do if you have just that tiny ass controller on your lap
>>331278036
>catching a shiny as you drift into the abyss
>>331278038
Is that one of the things for dentist office chairs?
>>331277552
I do a lot of number based data entry into excel, and this thing might actually make it faster.
>>331277934
The 90s man.
>>331273829
>The buttons aren't on his nipples
It's shit.
That's a rotating disk button below the numpad.
>>331278501
Why did people think you needed so many buttons back then?
>>331276880
Wrong color famsies.
>>331278501
i still remember the pain. the insertable carts were cool though.
Has anyone here used it?
>>331273829
I brought my own.
