ITT: We pay our respects to Kotaku
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>>331256248
FFFFFFFFFFFFF
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wut hapan
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I guess
Are they for reals dead or like is this some false hope regarding the Hogan case?
I read on Kotaku that there's a game better than Civ5 with the Brave New World expansion pack.
I don't like Kotaku so I'm just gonna give the F key a half-press.
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>>331257307
source please? i badly need a fix
What I missed
Based Kotaku BTFOing whiny autists to the very end.
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What happened? I know it has something to do with Hulk Hogan, but what did he do?
>>331256804
They haven't officially gone under yet, but things don't look good for them at all. Who knows, maybe Kotaku will find some way to survive by being sold off or something.
>>331257570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ygKd5oxoSU
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>>331256248
Fuck Kotaku
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>>331256248
Get out of hear Nathan Grayson.
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who cares
all the people working at kotaku will move onto other sites
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>>331256248
I hope Hulk Hogan gets his job back, the blacks forgave him right after he said it but the whites are still triggered.
>kotaku
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToHgI9cBnZk
>>331257707
He made a sex tape. Gawker leaked it and refused to take it down. He filed a lawsuit and is winning.
>giving them an F
fuck no
Press P to piss on their grave
>>331258043
>Implying he needs a job after this.
Anyway what would you do with $115m+, /v/?
>>331258043
>the blacks forgave him
They never cared to begin with, it was all white guilted idiiots from the very beginning.
>>331258149
I would buy 4chan, and turn /a/ into a board solely for shitposting.
>>331258043
>mfw hulk hogan donates to the BLM
>>331258646
Fuck off, the Bureau of Land Management did nothing wrong.
F-ucking finally
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>>331258261
Too late for that
Hamtaro time!
Fuck you gawker
so dance thread?
>>331256248
>Kotaku
Is it closing ?
WHE NEED TO PARTY!
>>331259350
And fuck your lone star queers!
>>331259359
Dance thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YjSbWaqtEY
>>331259359
yes
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>>331257559
My man!
Fuck you
>>331258162
That's quite visceral.
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And good riddance!
>>331258646
What's wrong with donating to Black Mages?
>>331256248
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>mfw I'm not a gawker employee
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>>331258261
Glad nothing would change.
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Is the age of clickbait video game blogging over?
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>another giant HH
What did he mean by this?
does HH mean Heil Hitler?
is Hogan a 1488er?
>>331267298
The answer might surprise you!
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El Efe
>>331256562
it's not funny guys, how is patrick supposed to support his wife's son?
Do qe know for sure that kotaku is gone or is thia /v/ over reacting again
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>>331267405
Hulk Hogan you mongoloid.
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>>331267961
Gawker has to pay $115 million compensatory damages and probably ~$50 million punitive damages.
There's little they can do to unfuck themselves.
Karma is a bitch.
That's all I can say.
>>331268323
Ill eait till i see an announcmemt to "mourn"
>>331256248
I won't honor their death, as I never honored their life.
>>331261485
Ok where did you get such a high res version of that? That blows the little tiny one I've been using out something awful.
>>331268147
Sauce on artist?
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(F)uck Kotaku
>>331268170
How is Hulk Hogan smashing another giant Hulk Hogan????
>>331268591
iqbd
Can't someone else just buy Kotaku?
I don't know how businesses work.
>>331258162
Did this inspire Evangelion?
>>331257714
But who would buy it? SJW have no money.
>>331268754
Stop being purposfully obtuse
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>>331268323
What about lawyer's fees?
post yfw
>gawker
>social justices cucks slamming the verdict in the name of free speech
That's it, now I've seen all
>>331268852
>Can't someone else just buy Kotaku?
Maybe I'll do it when the whole drama is over for them. I have 30 bucks.
We should raise money to buy kotaku and then turn it into a men-focused sex-positive site that purposefully hunts for games that use women in a sexual way.
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>>331267961
They had to borrow money just to pay for the trial. Their goose is well and truly cooked.
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>>331269302
So basically a website about eroge?
That would be great.
>>331268852
they wont
the name has been soiled because gawker
kotaku might be dead but it'll still "exist"
kotaku 2.0 is always on the horizon
these people always have connections
polygon is really defending gawker's lawsuit loss right now because they also believe sex tapes are newsworthy
>>331267961
It's over.
This is how much they make in an entire year.
>>331269368
Like i said ill waot ro an annoincment that they are done for before i "mourn"
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>>331256804
Inb4 G. Soros gives them money for no reason.
>>331258162
Holy shit that's violent
>>331256248
I'll give them an F - An F U, to be more specific.
>>331267961
money might be one thing but reputation is definately dead
and if some tabloid decides to do this again, theyll just use the hogan vs gawker case
>>331259359
>>331269110
>>331269110
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>>331257307
There actually is.
It's called Civ 4
http://kotaku.com/microsoft-says-they-regret-holding-gdc-party-with-schoo-1765770862
>>331259359
2016 is shaping up to be the best year in human history, and many more are to come.
>>331256248
Rest in piss!
>>331256248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-BHnctDiQ4
>>331259359
>still no nick denton pics with fuck-my-shit-up haircut
It's like I have to do everything myself.
I'm way more pissed about Lifehacker. The Aus version of that site is GOAT
>>331269913
Now if Nintendo would just get off the giant dong stuck in their anus and Ikenie To Yuki No Setsuna gets released internationally...
>>331270345
Setsuna is coming to west
http://www.iamsetsuna.com/us/
>>331256248
Feels really good
>>331269846
are you trying to imply that this is an example of political correctness gone mad?
having sexual dancers at that kind of event at all in the first place is pretty fucking weird and would make most people uncomfortable
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>>331256248
no respect, rot in pieces
>>331270342
Same. Kotaku/gawker are no real loss, but drew margary over at deadspin and ask the god folks over at foxtrot alpha will be missed, if gawker is really forced out of business
>>331256248
They are not dead yet, no one should be celebrating.
The appeals courts have been very favorable to Gawker so far. If they grant a stay, then they won't have to pay shit or significantly less. This is still the beginning.
>>331271049
They still have to pay 50 million upfront before they appeal.
Considering >>331269490 they're toast.
>>331270781
for free?
>>331259359
>>331271223
They could ask the appeals court to either reduce the amount of the $50 million bond or to stay the judgement without requiring a bond.
That is up the courts, however, if they will grant that stay, but they have been very favorable to them so far. That is why that Gawker founder is so confident.
>>331271049
Even if they only have to pay the punitive damages, it would still be a fatal blow for a company which has a yearly net profit of ~6 million.
Also,
>>/tv/67188260
>>331271574
It's 3 of them.
Like so:
>>>/tv/67188260
>>331271574
Yeah, it's likely that Hulk won't see all of the 115M.
But it'll be enough to bankrupt them, and for that alone we must thank him.
>>331270530
This year though?
>>331271574
Or they could stay the entire judgment.
They are not blowing smoke here. The appeals court, which has been ruling in their favor, could turn this whole thing around.
>>331256248
anyone know where i can watch the full sex tape? heather clem/cole is damn sexy
>>331272768
Yes, I do.
>tfw you're alive to see HULK MOTHERFUCKING HOGAN TAKE DOWN KOTAKU
>>331258043
>the blacks forgave him right after he said it
I'm black and never cared that hulk said nigger or what ever it was he said it in the privacy of his own home gawker had no right to do what they did to him in the first place there finally getting whats coming to them
kotaku got cucked
>>331273238
sauce? i can't find this shit mang
>>331258162
>Children's show
>>331258646
That would be the ultimate cuckening though.
The SJWs could never recover after something like that, it would be like dividing by zero to them.
>>331259359
Walk into the club like pic related
>tfw the best part of all this is SJW news pieces will slowly stop being made
>tfw the SJW fad will end when Ghostbusters flops
>>331272098
Florida laws. Gawker needs to pay first before they can appeal.
>>331256248
A B C D E G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
There are my respects.
>>331271840
This summer
>>331275350
Not if the appellate court grants a stay due extenuating circumstances. They may not have to pay a dime.
http://www.floridabar.org/DIVCOM/JN/JNJournal01.nsf/c0d731e03de9828d852574580042ae7a/2e129f3b5fd9aea085257ac300506870
>>331269674She's pretty cute
>>331275707
What are the chances of this happening?
>>331268947
The correct term around here is "sea lioning", new friend.
>>331271525
Florida law states you have to pay first aka the 50 mil to appeal
>>331267961
It can easily be aquired by another company. /v/ is overracting because you honestly never know. Yes, they are fucked, but that doesn't mean Kotaku just goes 'poof'.
>Respecting Kotaku in death.
Nah man
>>331269913
No.
Too many people have died already for it to be one of the greatest years ever.1998 was still a better year for vidya
>>331275836
Pretty good, in my opinion. The appeals court has previously been ruling in Gawker's favor throughout this whole situation.
I bet they will ask for a full stay of the $50 million bond. Whether this happens, we have no idea. My money is on yes.
http://www.capitalnewyork.com/article/media/2016/03/8594339/jury-awards-hulk-hogan-115-million-gawker-looks-appeal
>>331269913
I mean we got literal meme porn and porn memes, year's shaping up great so far
Remember when Kotaku was known for just being slowpokes?
>>331277404
I miss those times and the worst thing there being a japanophile writer using it as an excuse to blog about his time in grorrious nippon
>>331258043
I honestly think in most of these kinds of situations, the whiners are like 90% white people who are cucks with super white guilt. Not to mention the majority of the piece of shit feminists and SJWs you see are white. That's why it's best for hispanics and refugees to outbreed whites, white are just too cuckolded to live on.
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Thank you based Hogan.
>>331277404
Oh man, Slowtaku.
Those were simpler times, before all this SJW nonsense took off.
>>331277404
>>331277545
>>331278152
yeah I remember when it was just a site for weebs that would post days old news they scraped from 4chan/forums. I remember so much as criticizing a weeb game would cause butthurt.
Then it delved more and more into clickbait with "gamers are entitled", EA and using homosexuals as a shield, and defending hamburger hepler's shitty writing. Then it became what you see today.
That reminds me, it's kind of surprising that gamergate was outraged over all the gamers are dead shit articles, when years before that it was gamers are entitled pieces of shit who should be happy to be blessed by AAA publishers urinating on them. Thankfully gamergate won.
>>331256248
why what happened
Can we get a kotaku sticky? for the memes?
>>331278638
impressive pepe
>>331275521
Excellent.
Now it's Nintendo's turn.
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>>331278867
Only if they kill Treehouse first. Otherwise get ready for a censored to hell and meme filled version of all your Nintendo games.
>>331268560
i found it a long while ago, don't remember where. Feel free to save a copy, it's all yours. :^)
>>331270665
>insecurity
>>331258956
>my state has issues with BLM appropriating land with eminent domain
>every time I see BLM I think it's about Obama and the gubmint stealing land from the ranchers
lol
>>331256248
Gosh darn those... those GumbyGabbers... *sniff* DANG THEM!
Fuck kotaku that feminist bullshit had to go its only karma in work
>>331276356
Like Gametrailers? Fuck off
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>>331258162
Is this shit at least controversial in Japan?
Someone give me a tl;dr version of what happened.
>>331256248
>>331283950
Gawker (who owns Kotaku) posted a sex video of hulk hogan without his consent. HH wanted it taken down, and Gawker refused a court order to do so. HH sued and won $115 million.
Gawker is looking to appeal, but may have to pay a substantial bond of at least $50 million. Gawker (and Kotaku) may be finished.
>>331256248
What button do I press to shit on the casket?
>>331284351
Thanks senpai.
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>>331269674
the salt
my deepest sympathies
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>>331284351
>refused a court order
Holy shit, isn't that just grounds for the entire legal system to pound their ass into prolapse? Especially since they publicly acknowledged they were willfully disobeying the court?
>>331256248
They don't deserve my respect.
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Onto Polygon next
It's so hard
to say goodbye
to "journalists"
>>331285728
> that much butt hurt
got damn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE
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>>331268874
It did, actually. Chief inspirations for Anno (the director of Evangelion) were Devilman and Ultraman. There's even a scene with Ultramen in one of the newest movies (I think 2.22).
>>331256248
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>>331285728
>admitting when you are wrong is now a bad thing to do
BELATED THREAD MUSIC:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAuAymNTuPQ
f for fawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwk yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh or sumpthin right guys?
Gawker is kotaku? I'm confused. I don't follow this crap.
>>331288798
Gawker means Kotaku in Korean
>>331288798
Gawker owns Kotaku.
It's like how Pepsi owns a whole bunch of other soda brands.
Kotaku dev here we're ok :)
>>331257559
You're gonna enter this page with the F key held down and just release it?
Kotaku is kill?
what the fuck happened
>>331283909
Yeah that episode got banned recently actually, lol.
There was another episode with a alien race that were victims of nuclear war, covered in scars and burns. It aired once in 1967 in Japan, and never again. The episode isn't found on any home release of the series.
>>331269490
Considering a shithole network like that can make amount of money is enough for me to disregard the human race.
>>331289061
based Hulk Hogan won $115+ millions from gawker, Also Gawker owned said CP jokes on the trial
>Neo-/v/ hates Kotaku
Fuck this place.
I'm done.
>>331289291
>he tried to troll
>he just ended up looking like a crazy person
And a googa booga looga to you as well, anon.
>>331289291
We're mourning it's death in this very thread, anon
>>331256248
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>>331289291
what even is the joke that your doing
>>331256248
even fucknuts such as kotaku writers deserve peace in death
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>>331285728
This is a perfect example of how extremists think actually. You're not allowed to agree with any points at all and still claim to be neutral. You're either all in with them or an enemy of the culture.
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>>331289404
>>331289412
>>331289449
Looks like you all just got trolled
;)
>>331289517
:^)
>>331289517
DARN
GOT ME AGAIN
>>331259359
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>>331259359
>>331289517
MERELY
PRETENDING
>tfw I was a regular browser in Kotaku in 2006
Well, it went to shit anyways.
Stopped going there when they outright banned me.
>>331256248
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>>331289709
The most profound thing he's said since "Give her the dick"
>all those weak dorks fighting for gg all these years and being absolute reddit tier activist memers
>hulk hogan comes in and slams gaming journalism so hard they crack like a fookin egg
All you nerds had to do was pool money to hire this bad motherfucker for you as a hitman. Boy am I glad nothing can ever come out of that movement now that shit journalism is falling for completely unrelated reasons.
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Slowly making vidya great again
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>>331289291
good riddance
Hopefully this will have a major impact on Shitaku.
JAFU MASU NE, SENPAI?
EFFU EFFU EFFU EFFU DEEEESU!
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WHO /REALAMERICAN/ HERE?
>>331292527
Shit girl
>respects
No.
I feel like this is a dream and I can't wake up.
Next, buzzfeed.
>>331259359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V_ldaoJnAg
>>331256248
"Gamers are dead"
Look who's still here
Look who soon won't be
Aaaaaaaahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahha
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Ice cold
