>zombie game
>nobody in that world ever heard of zombies before and are completely clueless on what's happening
They say zombie in L4D don't they? I hate when they do that in movies though.
they call them zombies in dying light
>>331198692
>all they do is say zombie
I prefer when zombies weren't made in universe and they're called something like infected instead
'Walkers' is fucking dumb though
>>331198315
>WE ARE THE REAL MONSTERS
>no the zombies are
I love that safe room
>>331198692
Not even kit lenses have CA that bad
I want a zombie thing that takes place in a world similar to ours where zombie fiction is all the rage and everyone knows what to do.
>zombie game
>spend the entire game hearing zombies getting refered to walkers/biters/undead/infected etc
>comic relief calls them zombies
>>331198315
Yep, Zoey is even a big horror movie buff
>>331198692
No they don't
They call them infected/virals.
I liked how in the first chapter of L4D2, everyone would call the special infected different things, trying to settle on a good name for them
>zombie game
>zombies arent even considered a threat
>its cawadooty with occasional zombies
Can ya guess what game it is?
>>331199743
halo?
>>331199743
Call of Duty?
Even worse
>they know what zombies are but refuse to call the zombies zombies because there's NO WAY living corpses can be real, that's TOO OUTLANDISH
TWD bothers me with this sometimes, it's like they're not allowed to say "zombie" so they keep inventing new, dumber terms for them.
>>331199769
The Flood are a HUGE fucking threat though
>>331199305
this book is full of spiders
>>331199698
virals arent the same as the other zombies
>>331199743
That Umbrella Corps game.
>>331199730
As much as I liked l4d2 valve murdered the franchise by releasing the sequel literally a year or something after the first game after promising to release more content for the first one. I can't forgive them for that.
>>331199854
Also, the flood aren't zombies.
>>331199769
>>331199815
Nope.
Resident Evil.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v41Pcp0m1-A
>>331199305
This
I want to see the military just fucking up zombies, but just have the zombies be voodoo bullshit instead of making scientific "logic"
It's always one of the worst parts of zombie stories when the military mysteriously loses against a finite number of slowly walking humanoids
>>331199838
That's because in the universe of TWD George Romero was never born.
That's straight from Robert Kirkman.
Zombies imply voodoo magic.
>>331200105
>modern day zombie apocalypse
>turns out some jackass found an ancient tome and learned necromancy
What stories do this?
>>331199938
They're pretty much zombies dude
>>331200006
>It's always one of the worst parts of zombie stories when the military mysteriously loses against a finite number of slowly walking humanoids
And then after a week or so, the survivors are easily able to wreck the zombies by headshoting them mid sprinting.
>>331200105
FUCKING VOODOO MAGIC MAN
>zombies
>ever being considered a real threat
Why don't you leave a wound open and walk around for a week and see what happens.
>>331200441
YOU CAN'T TURN UP MISSING
Unless you a Zombie
>>331200441
WHO DO YOU VOODOO BITCH !
The original definition is to do with voodoo and magic, it's just been used a lot in fiction so it's become the norm.
>>331200105
WHO DO YOU VOODOO
>>331200391
I liked that about Deadrising
The military is really competent and clean up the zombies within seconds once they figure out what they're dealing whip
>>331200006
>It's always one of the worst parts of zombie stories when the military mysteriously loses against a finite number of slowly walking humanoids
Fucking this.
>tanks
>helicopters
>all sorts of combat vehicles
>soldiers are armed to the teeth
but somehow a group of 4 survivors with pistols manage to kill more zombies than the military.
I wish they'd at least try and come up with an explanation with how the military always gets wiped out other than "zombies man lmao"
Look arisen! The undead!
>>331200571
they sort of make sense in fantasy settings where skeletons are present, through necromancy and shit.
They should really just be softer, slower, poison skeletons.
Guys, in real life if a zombie outbreak occured we wouldn't even know about it. The national guard or the military wouldn't even be deployed. The police would eliminate any threat of zombies.
But what kind of an excuse can devs or directors make that the law enforcement/military failed to contain zombies? What excuse would you give out the audience?
For some reason every zombie game/movie has to have a CIVILIAN with no military experience that suddenly becomes a professional zombie killer.
What I want is a game where you actually play as military or police fighting the zombies.
>>331199140
>WE DESERVE THIS
>Maybe you did, I didn't do shit
>>331200779
>Armored humvees don't exist in zombie stories
FAST AS FUCK
LARGE ROOTER TOOTERS
ARMORED
What isn't to love?
>>331200273
>Dead Rising 4 ending
>Zombies were magic all along
>>331200762
Yeah DR is all about the firebombing
I honestly felt WWZ (The novel) handled them the best. The only reason Zombies got as far as they did was because of humanity just assuming they wouldn't actually wind up real, and when they actually DID wind up being real, people were caught off-guard and panicked, which caused tons of simultaneous mishaps and caused the infrastructure to fall apart. People were their own enemies first and the zombies just picked up from where others left off. And they also didn't die from taking three pistol shots to the gut. Hell, you could shoot them in the face and they didn't give a shit. Plus there was all of that science about them having a body made of some gel-like substance rather than just "Rotting flesh".
It works substantially better when you consider that the zombies are a catalyst for international collapse rather than some form of opposing military that are organized. And for God's sake, stop making these gay "Fast Zombies" that die to two gunshots or being conked with a shovel. They aren't intimidating anymore, they're just bodybuilders of questionable motive that have a deadly bite.
>>331200868
Only magic can make dead bodies a threat:
>Meat would just rot
>Bones would become fragile to the point of not sustaining it's own weight
Am I the only one who still fears the whole cortyceps thing ever since The Last of Us?
I can legitimately see how almost anybody and everybody could he infected with that shotty fungus if it jumped the food chain.
>>331201035
>Run out of gas very quickly
>Leave you open to attacks when you need to get more
>Almost assuredly locked the fuck down unless you're actual military personnel
Also it would make their badass fantasies not really as badass when you realize that the MC can just go swerving about in his Humvee.
Zombies have attacked the building you and your waifu are in. You run up the stairs but they keep coming.
You see a broom.
Do you smash the broom over the closest zombie?
No, you fucking idiot. You push them back. Push them down the stairs. Doesn't even take that much energy.
Want proof?
Walk up to someone on the street and thrust the broom at them. They'll stumble. Do the same to a person on some stairs and they'll grab the handrail.
Zombies don't know what a handrail is so they won't grab it. They'll fall all the way down. May even break something!
>>331201320
I feared it before TLOU. Now that I realize a brick and some bullets can stop it, I don't care anymore.
>>331201320
There are fungus everywhere. You're breathing them at every moment. Have fun living with that information.
>>331201010
Crapton of games/movies/anything really have civilian being more deadly than trained military men.
This is one of the reasons why I couldnt enjoy for example dead space, this shit instantly breaks my immersion and I am unable to continue
>>331201387
Can zombies even climb stairs?
>>331201371
We're talking about the military having them!
And they'll run out of ammo before they run out of gas!
>Back up 30 feet
>Stop
>Fire 500 rounds out of the machine gun
>Are zombies still coming?
>Back up another 30 feet
>Fire 500 more rounds
>"Are we good on gas?"
>"Yeah, the fucking needle hasn't even moved we've only been out here for 30 minutes"
>>331201517
>30 minutes
>Apocalyptic siege of unending hordes of undead
No.
>>331201438
Yeah, but it isn't fucjing cortyceps that takes over your fucking nervous system.
>>331201434
The spores part is what gets me.
Not everybody owns a gas mask, kevlar, and an arsenal.
Sure, Joel didn't have kevlar and an arsenal, but it was nothing but luck how he never got infected.
>>331197040
>zombie outbreak
>world goes to fucking shit
>Like nobody actually prepares or has plans for some sort of catastrophic event
>president dies everytime
>almost all world leaders die
>never mention northern canada/remote parts russia being completely untouched from the virus, which would be the case
28 days and 28 weeks later are the few movies that did it decently well and only had SOME of these faux pas.
>>331199565
who is she
>>331201454
But it makes sense in Dead Space at least.
The reason Isaac was better suited was because of his tools. It was breaking the limbs that effectively dealed with the necromorphs, not shooting bullets at them like the military and everyone else did.
>>331199743
days?
>>331201590
>but it isn't fucjing cortyceps that takes over your fucking nervous system.Yet.
>>331201608
>World War Z
>Tons of people try to go "North" because the zombies would freeze to death
>They aren't wrong at all
>They wind up getting agitated over months of underpreparation beyond "Go North" and wind up robbing each other and killing each other over warm food, alcohol, and safe shelters, so tons of people migrate South
>Zombies start melting at the turn of Spring
>zombie game
>random people have super strength and can stab through bones from below the jaw to the fucking brain
Seriously, I like TWD but this scene always looked pretty bullshit to me
>>331201582
Having an entire horde coming at you just makes it easier to hit them with extremely large bullets from a machine gun.
They're not emus.
>>331197040
It's because zombies would have absolutely no fucking chance whatsoever if peoole knew beforehand what they were. People would know what they look like, what they do, how they transmit it, how to kill them.
Hell I'd like to see fucking zombies try and conquer places like Texas where every man woman and child has like 3 guns to their name though I doubt they'd make it that far, nature cleans up quickly so things wouldn't go very well for the walking corpses.
Flies will eat em up, so will wild animals because zombies are slow and dumb a shit. They would be the least successful fucking predator on the face of this Earth.
>>331201491
Probably not, I mean they probably don't have a sense of balance.
>>331201725
Goddammit anon. Don't scare me like that.
If there are things Im scared of dying from, it's
1) Cortyceps
2) A.I. takeover and exponential self adaptation
3) Being burned alive
>>331199105
>walkers
>roamers
>biters
>geeks
The Walking Dead is such a terrible show.
>>331201320
Dude the worst thing you could do when infected is looking for sunlight and dying
Like you're not gonna eat people and shit
>>331201797
Are you retarded
Machineguns are just going to shred their legs and crap, sure you'll hit some of their heads but they're highly ineffective against gigantic hordes. You'll actually start feeling despair because despite all that firepower you're throwing at them, they'll keep coming because they don't feel pain or discouragement.
Eventually you'll run out of fucking ammo or the zombies have advanced far enough for you to pull back.
You basically need everybody going for the head, which most trained soldiers aren't used to because they're trained to hit the center of mass.
Zombie animals are a bigger threat than zombie people.
>>331201797
Yes, but you're not going to have regular resupply and fuel dumps just because you're in the military. Your vehicle similarly won't wind up in a perfect situation where you are firing clean hits to the head on every zombie you cross ahead to and they all stand perfectly still in a big mob that's opposite your base and none of them ever shamble their way past you. On top of that, you need to consider that you're getting messages from HQ only for a certain point before they themselves get overrun.
>the last of us isn't a zombie game
Stupid ass fanboys actually say this in defense of their game.
>>331201897
what are you fucking gay?
>>331200105
>Zombie - Corpse reanimated by voodoo magic
>Zombie - reanimated corpse
>Zombie - like what ever dude, 28 days and shit it's all the same it don't matter if they aint dead or whatever
>>331201987
I always imagine why they don't explore the fact that almost every major city has a fucking Zoo with maybe bears, Lions and all sorts of shit that are much more threatening that shitty neighbor from the top floor.
>>331202081
Who gives a shit what type they are
A bullet to the head fixes all of them
>Concept of zombies exist
>people get bit
The only reason that should happen is if they work like pissed off rabies zombies and run.
>>331201759
Really depends on the definition of zombies to the movie/game, 28 days later, zombies can die from anything a human can, over exposure, starvation, lethal wounds in general, but yeah if they were resident evil zombies you're pretty fucked.
But the people already up north would do alright. You dont live up north and not know how to forage or hunt a little.
>>331201905
Its not what I'll be, it's how easy that concept can happen is what scares me.
>>331199743
Operation Racoon City
>>331201950
>Machine guns are highly ineffective against gigantic hordes
Haha, what?
>>331202120
Well imagine going around a corner and suddenly GRAB/BITE, these fuckers will latch onto you as soon as they see you because that's what they're programmed to do. Most of the time they're quiet so you won't know unless you're super careful all the time.
>>331201950
Are the zombies human-shaped goo or actual nerves and muscles? HMG bullet in a leg will do enough internal damage to stop a zombie regardless of pain.
![rotld.ce_shot1l[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HsFQHAA.jpg "rotld.ce_shot1l[1].jpg")
>>331202115
IT WORKED IN THE MOVIE
>>331202185
Against a human horde that feels pain they are extremely effective yes, people feel pain so when they get hit they'll stop/drop. A zombie can get hit by 50 rounds and still keep going if its head is intact.
You'll have zombies of every size coming at you. Children, adults, LARGE adults. Heads will be at different heights amongst these millions of undead.
>RayDhimitri in the recommended videos
>>331202198
Actual nerves and muscles but that doesn't mean that damage that would normally cripple a human would cripple them. Shoot off its legs and it would just crawl forward. Shoot a giant hole in its torso blowing away its spine it would still fucking crawl at you. Zombies don't get paralyzed.
>>331202232
ARE YOU SURE YOU HIT THE BRAIN?
>>331200085
"Zombie" predates Romero, yes, including in popular culture. If Romero hadn't existed, someone else would have made a grittier, more relevant to the masses White Zombie.
>>331201796
Any science guy that can explain if this shit would work?
>>331201387
What if the Zombies are crawling?
>>331202268
>>331202340
Alright, you keep living in your fantasy world where every bullet is a Nerf dart
>>331202393
Of course you can stab people to death like that. You can even go in from the side and just kill them instantly.
>>331202428
To them, bullets ARE nerf darts because they don't feel pain. A hole through their muscles isn't going to stop them from moving, because those muscles are fucking dead and rotting. They're moving due to some unexplained force.
>>331201582
I don't think you understand exactly how much 500 RPM is
>>331202451
I understand from the side, but I feel like there's too much bone if you try to hit them from below
You either have to be super strong or the zombies need to be soft af
>>331200779
Have you read World War Z? It explains this pretty well.
>>331200779
Just noprize that the military stupidly treated it like a regular riot/medical situation resulting in them getting infected. For all their weaknesses, Zombies best strength is they're the best recruiters out there depending on the mythos.
You're always one selfish or unobservant asshole away from having a mass of soldiers turned.
>>331201950
I don't think you understand how powerful some machine guns are. Fuck headshots, you're not just shredding legs you're shredding sternums and spines, ontop of sending them flying backwards. Headshots are inconsequential if the zombies are rendered unable to move. Unless you're playing by movie rules in which the massive force of a bullet flying into your body is about the equivalent of decently pitched baseball.
>>331200085
Romero called them ghouls which is more appropriate than zombie.
>>331202553
The creepy thing is it's not that fucking hard to crush/penetrate a skull. They have about the toughness of a coconut. Sure some pussies can't even crack a coconut, but most grown men can.
>>331201987
Its true
>The entire Racoon City incident was because of some fleas
>>331202393
Skull ain't paper sheet.
>>331202518
mythbusters taught me that it costs a fuckload of $$$ to fire one of those
>>331202517
Dude, a .50bmg shell is going to tear arms and legs apart and shock vital systems to pieces with 1 or two rounds, not just "put a hole through muscle"
We're talking about a fucking M2, not a 9mm pistol.
>>331200335
They're aliens who take over other organism's nervous system.
Zombies are dead people who have been reanimated by magic.
It's perfectly ok to call them "infected" in most movies and games, because that's exactly what they are. Infected by any type of pathogen.
>>331202591
You're talking about a horde of millions. There's just too much mass to stop. Your machine guns will shred several layers but not even kill most of them, they'll just crawl forward and/or get trampled by the rest of the horde. They'll keep pushing. You will get overwhelmed.
>>331202621
it has taught me a new fetish
>>331202610
>>331202618
who do I believe
>>331201261
>anymore
I've never understood this. The whole thing about zombies is that they've lost they're humanity, and people completely fucking lost it trying to do something "fresh." They were never "scary." Fuck the Brits.
>>331202268
Nigga look at this fucking thing
If a zombie got hit by 50 rounds it's not going to exist on a molecular level anymore
>>331202646
>going to tear arms and legs apart and shock vital systems to pieces
NONE OF WHICH HURTS ZOMBIES
>Oh I lost a leg, guess I'll just crawl
>Oh, I lost an arm. Who gives a shit
>Vital organs? What?
>>331202340
>Shoot off its legs and it would just crawl forward.
Yes, also making the horde behind stumble.
>Shoot a giant hole in its torso blowing away its spine it would still fucking crawl at you. Zombies don't get paralyzed.
Now that's what goo zombies are. Nanomachines or magickal aether field puppets or whatever.
>>331200779
I dug l4d's way of explaining it. The disease is airborne but some people that get infected are just carriers
>>331202610
>Sure some pussies can't even crack a coconut, but most grown men can
I have a Palm tree in my beach house and that shit ain't soft like you're thinking it is. Every month i open one and i can attest. Takes a big knife and firm swings.
>>331202621
And the lack of dollars is the real issue in a post-apocalyptic setting.
>>331202740
Yeah because bullets in real life turn people into fine red mists right? No, but they do it to people in an area around where they hit them, sure. Again, this isn't going to stop a zombie from crawling forward or just getting up if its legs aren't blown away. And it has millions of buddies behind it.
>>331201609
>she
>>331202750
I said vital systems, not organs. It's not going to take very many rounds before the zombie is PHYSICALLY UNABLE TO MOVE TOWARDS YOU, whether or not it's still "alive", which is still an operational 'kill' for most capacities.
>>331202801
Nigger.. I can crack a coconut with my god damned fist by just slamming down on it. Fucking try it.
>>331202872
Again even with heavy machinegun fire you're talking about an army of millions upon millions of unfeeling corpses who wouldn't even skip a beat if another dropped in front of them. You also assume they're coming from one fucking direction. They won't.
>>331202807
>Yeah because bullets in real life turn people into fine red mists right?
They do you fucking stupid fuck. You literally can't shrug off nerve damage that bullets do on the center mass.
>>331199863
Fucking tops
>>331202727
Varg Vikernes stabbed his pal Euronymous through his forehead and killed him instantly with a rusty, dull pocket knife.
Human skull is quite fragile. Especially on zombies since it has weakened after several weeks of decomposing.
>>331202959
I have a feeling most hordes aren't 'Millions upon millions', and any theoretical army isn't going to engage "millions upon millions" with a single M2.
>>331202959
Well we're assuming the military in question aren't fucking retarded and have some semblance of strategy to avoid getting surrounded and not having ammo
>>331201880
corDyceps
FUCKING AMERICANS WITH THEIR ACCENTS PRONOUNCING T'S AS D'S SO THAT THEY GET CONFUSED WHEN THEY HEAR A WORD THAT ACTUALLY HAS A D IN IT AND SPELL IT WITH A T INSTEAD
FUCK
>>331202959
Which is why mankind came up with this cool idea to stick the machine gun on a vehicle you fucking retard.
>>331202393
Even if a dog could understand and suck enough to use a straw, it would sooner knock over the cup, spilling the Pepsi to the ground and lap it up. Then it would realise it's Pepsi and leave.
>>331202887
I don't know what type of shitty coconuts you're opening but i assure you it's not a good representative.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljusw_gyKvw
>Zombies can't feel pain so they can shrug off nerve damage and don't need to breathe
stupidest shit ever if we're to believe they're non magic beings.
>>331203030
You sure it was through the forehead? That's the hardest bone on be skull.
You can throw a coconut through a basketball hoop a lot of times before it cracks.
>>331203152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZxZ0kJtMCA
>>331203245
That's what it said on the official police report.
>>331203287
You see how people are amazed by the feat? That's because it's not something anyone can do. I saw a guy opening one with his teeths. I don't recommend you trying. Just like i don't recommend trying to punch one to open it. Even if there is a softspot, that shit ain't soft.
>>331203135
Yeah but what if the dog had been conditioned to like Pepsi from when it was really young
Would he still walk away or would he be surprised to suddenly have so much of the substance he likes at the same time?
>this retard who insists that unless a zombie gets hit in the head it CANNOT die
>also ignores the fact that if the military was actually a military like it should be in movies there wouldn't even be outbreaks
>the autism to defend his zombie fantasy.
If an outbreak like 28 days later happened, would you try to survive it or kill yourself? I think I could live a month from whats lying around my house but I would be scared as fuck the entire time and I doubt I would ever open the door
>>331203569
Project Zomboid's survival mode is a decent emulator of how'd most people do- turtle up and starve, or try to loot and get eaten or shot
>>331203569
depends on where i would be, my grandma is convinced world war three can break out any moment now so she has a shitton of supplies and a pretty defensible location so i'd head there
>>331203569
I would rob canned goods from the nearest supermarket and drive to my parents' cabin that has like 50 km to the nearest population. There's also a huge lake with an island in the middle in case they ever come stomping that way.
Zombies can't swim right?
>>331203569
28 days Later is the rabbies kind of zombie. You and i would probably die considering those ones would break any door if they scent there was something on the other side.
>>331199698
I just played Dying Light for the first time yesterday, and multiple people during the tutorial literally do call them "zombies", especially the chick
>>331199743
FUCKING DayZ.
>>331203789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zRT-LvJUuQ
>>331203887
Zombies can't run.
>>331203789
you do know going to a supermarket in a zombie apocalypse is the best way to get killed?
>>331202374
Those would still be the voodoo hypnotized zombies, not the shambling corpses we have today.
>>331203472
Yes, it's like being able to break bricks with your fists (without stacking them by leaving a space between each), there is a trick, it's not all pure strenght, but just try this shit without practice and tell me if it's actually that easy even when knowing the weak spot.
Choose one
>it's a classic mythical zombie
>slow but very sturdy
>it's a modern hollywood zombie
>superfast, dumb as bread and as sturdy as a twig
>>331203498
In that case I believe he would drink deep of the Pepsi after it is spilled but the chain of events beforehand would remain the same.
>>331203765
Unless she's out in the sticks you would probably find her dead/robbed. In times of crsis, old and vulnerable people are usually gotten first
>>331204012
I live in a country of 5,5 million people where 1,6 million are centralized near the capital while the rest are spread out across the rest of our country.
The supermarkets near me aren't so populated that I'd get overwhelmed there.
There's also a lot of empty parking space and nothing around them that I'd easily spot any zombie hordes heading my way.
If you're talking about other survivors wanting to shoot me then think again. Guns are very scarce here and I'd be surprised even after police and military had been taken out of the equation, not many people would succesfully go looting firearms. Especially in this area.
>>331204337
>zombie hordes
Did you not read the question? If there were even 10 people in the supermarket you wouldn't be against 10 slow moving targets, more like 10 rage induced parkour(ish) ones.
>>331203135
I don't think a canine mouth is capable of producing adequate suction.
>>331204284
>robbed
nigga i don't even know where she's hiding most of the stuff and i drop by once a week to check on shit
>>331204337
>guns are very scarce
Post yfw most of Europe will get culled in the apocalypse
>No games where the zombie apocolypse failed to reach critical mass and you are part of the cleanup crew
>SWAT 4 except you are clearing out illegal zombie fighting rings/zombie brothels/zombie loved ones living in basements and arresting the perps for harboring the living dead in their homes.
>>331204468
Wouldn't stop any neighbors from coming over and getting it out of her
You know what REALLY cheeses me off, anons?
Back in the early days of the DayZ mod, people were suggesting zombies should only be killable by headshot
I don't get this meme. Just because you've been infected by a disease it somehow magically makes you immune to all damage below the neck to the point where you can have your entire lower body chopped off and still indefinitely survive?
I mean if it's magical zombies then sure but I don't think this Arma 2 mod heavily focused on survival and an SHTF scenario was going to be using magic as an example
>>331204413
You're not even talking about zombies now.
>>331203030
he is so cute!
>>331204502
So like Shawn of the dead?
>>331204550
Honestly if you've already come back from the dead little should really kill you in any capacity except being sufficiently or completely destroyed.
>>331204546
yes old people are naturals when it comes down to breaking deadbolts
>>331203569
I live out in the sticks, but I think it would be a semi-viable option staking out a skyscraper in the city if the zombies are mindless; they wouldn't think to climb up to the 36th floor in their quest for food, would they?
>>331204417
Indeed, this scenario is improbable on multiple levels, there are too many obstacles.
>>331204690
What are you talking about you sperg
>>331200273
Irc The Undead Nightmare dlc for RDR does it similarly.
>>331204662
Why though? You could have died from natural causes, grown some kind of weird fungus that controls your brain via electrical impulse after death and that brought you back to life, but that wouldn't necessarily mean that your body would be immune to damage
In fact it seems nowadays that a big trend with zombies is to make them "infected", where they never died at all and aren't the living dead, but the insane living due to whatever rabies-like ebola-like virus they're carrying
>>331202115
>not knowing about teleporting voodoo zombies that crush peoples' heads with their hands
Bullets to the head do not stop those guys.
>>331201796
>Zombie apocalypse
>Zombies somehow overrun Tanks and gatling guns.
NOPE. It would be ok if they were intelligent enough to use tools (Last man on Earth 1964). But stumpling zombies would get torn apart from the gatling gun (sure they are alive, but they can't move for shit).
>>331204882
her door has deadbolts and i don't see the elderly trying to jump from balcony to balcony
>>331204919
>aren't the living dead, but the insane living
And suddenly the whole appeal of zombies is gone. The whole horror behind a zombie is that it is dead, a corpse.
>>331204250
Classic.
I want to be Captain Rhodes.
>>331204502
>TFW NO SWAT 5 NEVER EVER
>>331205137
>The whole horror behind a zombie is that it is dead, a corpse.
Insane living that causes you to rip out your friends' organs is pretty horrific. Not to us jaded fucks, sure, but as a general concept to the layman it is.
if they're not magical and there's only one or two survivors left kicking, what are they eating? I never see them eating each other for some reason, despite being dumb as bricks and supposedly just attacking whatever moves (but have some unknown mechanism to prevent them from eating other?). I mean the law of conservation tells me that they have to be using energy to move, so that energy needs to be replenished.
>>331197040
>zombie game
>>331201797
>casualties: dignity
>>331204485
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Number_of_guns_per_capita_by_country
Nigger, what?
>>331204997
Well they learned how to use guns and tactics in Land of the Dead, the only next step is to upgrade their firepower.
>>331201987
Missed opportunity to call them zombees.
>>331205618
Well. The first zombie in the whole series used a brick to smash a car window.
>>331205618
Land of the Dead was also total shit. Coincidence?
>>331205692
What about based bub in Day of the Dead?
>>331205498
>Uruguay
> >75
What the hell, always thought that place was very peaceful.
>>331200273
Isn't that exactly what happens in the Evil Dead ?
>>331201320
Cordyceps infects instects because of their way shittier and different immune system. They can't just jumpship to something as different as mammals. Look up other brain parasites like toxoplasmosis gondii if you want to see shit that affects humans.
>>331205794
He wasn't an ordinary zombie. He was basically human, doing what he wanted to do instead of mindlessly following instinct. Giga Nigga was just a shitty slave metaphor that had no explanation, and was completely unnecessary. But hey, the whole movie was like that, so I guess it fit.
>>331205284
Solar powered zombies bro.
>>331205629
>They were swarming all over people, like sum bees or something
>What was that, Zumbies?
ROLL CREDITS
>>331201454
Issac survived by being a stone cold engineer in an eva suit and wielding a space circular saw
All the marines got mind fucked and were using bullets
The real question is why no other engineer survived the same way, maybe they weren't dead inside like Issac so the marker mind fuckery worked on them
>>331205945
Yea
You'd be surprised how clueless normies are about most things.
>>331201289
Don't forget rigor mortis. You would have to find a way to make the muscles capable of expanding and relaxing again.
>>331200006
I fucking loved in Dead Rising 1 how the second the army shows up 99% of the zombies are fucking dead.
They completely wiped out the zombies in the mall
>>331206213
Definitely not. Zombies are one of the most normie things in existence these days.
>>331204250
Classic zombies but have some intelligence and can plan
>"Send more cops"
>>331206029
He was a normal zombie that was trained to be good with hopes of being rewarded with food by Frankenstein like a dog. If Frankenstein was able to keep his experiments going, he would have been good even without the reward of food.
One of the guys in the movie said that he saw a zombie trying to drive a car down the street.
In Dawn of the Dead the zombies are at the mall because they remember going there a lot so they are naturally drawn to it. Bub remembered how to operate guns and shave just like those zombies too.
>>331202104
RE Outbreak had a sick-ass zombie elephant boss
What about zombies that move at the same pace as humans and are equally as intelligent?
Basically humans that need to eat humans and only die when the brain is destroyed
>>331206930
So just cannibals then?
>>331206930
There was a movie like that but it was a shitty teenager drama.
>>331206930
Those are just shitty Vampyres.
>>331206924
I remember he was easier than the Cheetah boss so you'd always allow him to escape.
Cheetah boss was a nigger so many off screen hits.
>>331207245
Cannibals feel pain and can die
>>331207337
I trapped the elephant, and then got repeatedly killed by that damn lion. I never did beat that level.
>>331201010
yfw we have already survived potential multiple zombie outbreaks because patient zero gets merked before it can spread
>>331201261
i liked it. basically what happened with ebola if shit had hit the fan. "oh itll never be a threat to us in a first world country!" then BAM our apathy fucks us over.
>>331201582
its not like the gunner is keeping track of gas. driver just needs to keep an eye on fuel and make sure they arent out there for hours. people really underestimate the militarys infrastructure.
so best zombie strategy:
>lower machine guns to knee level
>take out hordes knees
>bulldoze their bodies away to a hole to burn/crush/dissolve/whatever to them
>???
>profit
>>331208636
Better strategy
>FUCKING
>ARTILLERY
If the explosion doesn't rip them apart, the shockwave from large explosions has this nasty habit of turning your innards into a smoothie.
>>331208636
My strategy would be to get as much supplies as possible. Go to a building, go upstairs and destroy the staircase.
I could take a rope ladder or something if I need a o get down
>>331208636
Better strategy
>release crows to eat their eyes
>release flesh flyes to eat their rotten meat
>chill out while they just drop after 5 days of exposure to the enviroment
>>331209094
>zombie crows
>Zombie flys
Great plan.
>>331209252
>bugs can be zombies
We would all be fucked
>>331209252
>zombie fly
I can accept the crow part but i don't think that can even work. What would they even do? Keep eating meat? Besides, such virus can't be so broad spectrum to infect every living organism. Except we would have Zombie plants. And that point isn't even worth to save the planet. Just nuke everything from orbit.
>>331209619
>What would they even do? Keep eating meat
You've never been bitten by a fly? Flys bite everything. They spit all over food, too.
>>331202836
>who
>>331201797
Don't post the fake version.
>>331206451
It's paramedics.
Great movie. rest of the series blew the big one.
>>331210054
Yeah sorry. Was a long time since I saw it
>>331206029
>He wasn't an ordinary zombie.
I don't know how a fucking George Romero film went over your head but I think you need to watch it again and pay more attention.
>I love zombies
>games starting coming out with zombies, it becomes "the thing" for games
>all of them are almost 100% shit
>now everyones tired of them
>im still waiting for my perfect zombie game
>interest is now too low and its pretty much like a ww2 fps now, no one is really interested in them
Im still waiting.
>>331204997
>Monkey apocalypse
>Monkeys somehow overrun Tanks and gatling guns
This is even worse.
Use a goddamn flamethrower, they are covered in fur for fuck's sake.
>>331210361
But what is your perfect zombie game?
>>331210195
My favorite line is the zombie who gets asked who the president is.
>Uhmm, Harry Truman?
>>331204997
Well for me, zombies are just like a small time threat. The bigger problem is the virus itself. I mean shit man take Resident Evil for example, from a virologist standpoint the T-virus is fucking horrifying. Pretty much a 100% infection rate on ANY contact, cross species infection, 100% mortality rate (which actually wouldn't be that bad, the virus would burn itself out very fast allowing for survivors) the issue is of course, those who die dont stay dead.
I tell you what I want though, I WANT A MOTHER FUCKING CROSSED GAME
>>331210372
I think in the movie most people die from a virus and so humanity is super weakened. Population decimated so the apes just sort of walk in and take everything. Not 100% never saw the second one
>>331210372
So you missed the part where the virus kills the humans, not the monkeys?
>I WANT TO BE IN ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
Say people that don't realize that they'll be zombies, not survivors.
>>331197040
Works better, I always thought. It's more terrifying for the characters if they don't know the basic "rules", ie, destroy the head and dont get infected.
>>331210714
>>331210779
Fuck, I never actually watched it, I just saw the ridiculous trailers.
Nevermind then.
>>331210920
It was a load of nonsense either way my man, you missed nothing. Even the remake with Marky Mark and Monkey love was more substantial.
>>331203498
he'd be dead because dogs cant have soda
>>331210786
nah, i will be a psycho-biker, and will maraud your ass for supplies, faggot. you're the only beta bitch scrounger here.
>>331210786
>live in a small town near a fresh water river
>own weapons
>own boat
I think I'll do alright. There's an island not to far down river I can set up on. Assuming zombies can't swim
>>331210920
No they still have a retarded scene in the first one where military levels of assaults lose to a zoo worth of primates. Even a helicopter.
>ITT: A very literal retard doesn't understand how the human nervous system works and permits locomotion
>>331208770
They tried that in World War Z (the book, haven't seen the movie) and it failed catastrophically.
>>331212083
What happened that made it fail?
And don't worry about the movie. Apparently the only things in common is the name
>>331208074
If you watch the director's commentary for 28 Days later, they're more going for the fast travelling pandemic angle than scary zombies.
I just want to see a game based on Crossed by Garth Ennis. The "zombies" are people infected with a virus that turns them into incredibly violent sadistic psychopaths.
>>331212210
in that book the zombies are classic and only die when their brain is destroyed. so the artillery would maim them horribly and suck their guts out through their mouth but they'd still keep coming.
funny thinking about it now though that the military wouldnt have this intel at this point in the zombie happening though.
>>331212436
I still don't get how groups form in this comic.
What makes a crossed human decide he won't kill the guy next to him
>>331203245
But thats wrong. The top of your head is the hardest part of your skull.
>>331210696
>>331212436
>wanting Le Edgy People like to Torture and Rape Everyone comic: The Game
>>331212617
horniness
>>331212617
Garth Ennis being a shitty writer.
>>331197040
>world has zombies
>call them something else
okey then
>>331212617
Well there are kind of different "tiers" of infected. At the bottom are the pure animals who are all about instant gratification. Then you have some that are smart enough to realize "if we team up, we have a better chance of finding people to rape and murder." Then even above them, you have ones like Smokey and the nun, who can somewhat control their violent impulses and be really clever.
>>331211158
>>331211590
But monkeys are superior on all accounts to humans EXCEPT intelligence. So the fact that monkeys surpass everyone is actually sound. They overran 1 normal helicopter with a Gorilla or whatever and a bunch of cops which is not so far fetched all things considered. They never faced military offcourse.
>>331212670
Seriously.
They're no worse than raiders from fallout
>>331212436
Crossed might be the worst thing to happen to zombies since they started running. Only one or two issues out of its entire multi-author existence have been anything more than a masturbatory aid of thinking up all the things you thought were cool and edgy as a twelve year old.
>>331213015
The webcomic, Wish You Were Here, is really damn good. Other than that, the series is super hit-and-miss. Some of it is entertaining in a b-movie way, a lot is just downright awful.
>>331202646
>M2
Sure, those are just sitting around everywhere right? Besides the fact youll be moving so slow they will just swarm and eat your face. Also good luck reloading. This isnt a video game anon, and you aren't Arnold Schwarzenegro...
