>ONE LEVEL
Is this a fucking joke?
>$15 game
What did you expect?
>>330944663
3 levels
>>330944663
I paid 60$ for the pre-order
The one level has more depth and value than most AAA games these days.
>>330944741
>>330944712
Well then you're obviously retarded. Do you buy Telltale games and complain that they're one chapter long? I may not agree with what they're doing to Hitman but they've been open about their bullshit
>>330944741
>Pre ordering an episodic game instead of waiting for the whole thing
Also, why did this need to be episodic?
>>330944514
More will come
>>330944514
No
>PS4
but this is
>>330944926
One "chapter" in a TellTale game is usually several maps.
>>330945068
>being this mad at the most successful console of all time
This isn't even a console wars thread and you couldn't help yourself
>>330945068
#4theplayers
>>330944514
Says so right on the box.
Its episodic. God I wish people would read the damn store page before coming here to bitch.
>>330944753
Sure buddy
>>330945364
You were detected. The fake surrender prompt even appeared.
>>330945364
>doesn't care
Do you clearly not see that they're amazed at the modern art agent 47 was clearly a part of?
>>330945364
These games have always had shitty, exploitable AI. Crap like this is par for the course, nostalgiafags just don't realize it.
>>330945005
Squeenix made a fucktruck of money off Life is Strange compared to cost of production. Turns out splitting a $40-60 purchase into a bunch of little purchases tricks the consumer into not getting $60 sticker shock, or judging the product as a whole based on that.
You could just, y'know, not buy it.
>>330944753
>>330945465
*Continues to clap*
>>330945628
I don't know what pisses me off more, the shitty flickering, or the idea that a woman like that is going to go around a corner and into a bathroom to investigate the sound of a dropped coin in the middle of a presumably noisy show.
>>330945846
It was a jewish woman. It makes complete sense she would go to investigate and have the superpower to hear coin drops in a noisy place.
>>330945647
Always the same webms, do people who shitpost about this game even play it?
>>330945152
>most successful console of all time
wew lad
But for real, let's assume it was.
It would still be a colossal joke.
>>330946002
Did you?
>>330945005
It wasn't episodic until this year
>>330946072
>wew lad
Where did this meme even come from? Do you post HE and JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP too?
>>330945343
As if that word makes it any better.
>>330945597
These things, y'know, have a ripple effect.
>>330946075
They seem like flukes to me, I've committed crimes in the main stage area and I get shot down from all directions.
>>330946232
Teenage shitstains tend to fixate on these things, more so if they're already autistic.
>>330945846
They'll go investigate a dropped coin on grass 50ft away, but they can't hear your silenced gunshots or you choking a man to death right next to them.
>>330946072
First off, half those games are essentially PS4 exclusives because they run so poorly on the other options.
Secondly, The Nathan Drake Collection literally is an exclusive.
You can leave now.
>>330946103
So it wasn't known it was episodic before you could pre order it?
>>330946232
>Where did this meme even come from?
I don't know, but I like it
>Do you post HE and JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP too?
I do on occasion post JUST, yes.
I think HE is cancer
>>330946072
b...but Bloodborne!
>>330946340
Just let it go, anon
>>330946485
>I do on occasion post JUST, yes.
>I think HE is cancer
They're both cancer, idiot. But even then, you're more willing to quote a Tumblr meme than a 4chan one so I should expect this level of retardation from you.
>>330946072
all of those games are good desu
>>330944663
I got shovel knight for 15 bucks and got a whole fucking game
>>330946072
>2 exclusives in that list
>They're remasters of old games
>>330945290
>>330946796
Paris mission is more enjoyable than the entirety of Shovel Knight.
>>330945135
>"Maps" in a telltale game
Are you for real
Are you comparing one "map" in any telltale game to one map in Hitman?
I would like very much for you to compare the contents of any one telltale "map" to the Paris level just so I can get a better idea of what point it is you're trying to make here. Are you going to go off of object interactions? Character interactions? Scripted events? Too funny
![9db9b80bb34e0fa7718015bd40b25064[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3Co6pjo.jpg "9db9b80bb34e0fa7718015bd40b25064[1].jpg")
>>330946908
>>330944514
Thanks for saving me money I guess.
Looks like I'll pick the complete edition at a later time.
>>330944514
Did they turn hit man into a nigger? His pants are so low his ass hole is gonna stick out
I guess I'll wait for the goty edition.
didn't people say the same thing about ground zeroes when it dropped
>>330946429
I preordered last year, it was still supposed to be an actual game at release instead of this DLC, internet-generation bullshit
>>330946674
Now I'm actually curious, is there any game where NPCs react to events happening in the reflection of a mirror?
>>330947984
At least when Ground Zeroes had you rehash shit, they changed the time of day and guard patrols.
Hitman wants you to keep playing the exact same map with the same NPCs
>>330947984
>because they said it about another $60 paid demo that makes it ok for this one to have less features, and less content.
?????
>>330945290
