My eyes are hurting from too much vidya but i can't stop now, i have cheevos to get
How 2 improve PERFORMANCE, /v/? Can't use cocaine though.
Gamer Fuel™
Drink water.
Eat the eggs, all of them.
>>330897181
raw?
>>330897052
Drink water regularly during your session
Stand up and do some light stretches during loading screens
Take a short break every couple of hours
git gud fagget
>>330897546
>Take a short break every couple of hours
What are you, my MOM?
>>330897645
Whatever, enjoy your DVT.
>>330897052
WITNESS
>>330897934
not cool dude
Cola
>>330897052
I can't even play games for 15 minutes straight how do you do it
>>330897934
how does that blockage form again?
whats the best thing(s) to do during the "break"
>>330899752
> vomit
gross mate
just gross
>>330899970
Walk 5 min for every hour of sitting.
>>330899752
oh god pls no
>>330897052
smoke weed! there is no better gamer fuel my friend
>>330900106
>Walk 5 min
>for every hour
uh-oh
at most i walk to kitchen and back every six hours
how screwed am i
Are you taking car of yourself /v/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiKg6JfS658
>>330900106
what if I have ADD and I am always bouncing my knees up and down at like 5 times a second.
>>330899752
thats not a funny enough reason to post this again
>>330900189
Depends how old are you.
>>330899752
>>330900236
Probably way better but getting some exercise is what really keeps your cardiovascular system going.
>>330900170
that's a good way to eat yourself out of house and home
>>330900189
As long as your not fat, you'll be fine.
>>330900203
who the hell sits for 24h straight
>all the newfags in this thread
Is it summer already ?
Whats going on ....
>>330900508
Those crazy korean gold miners.
surge
caffeine pills from dollar store
>>330900490
completely false, my step-dad is thin, and has a plethora of health problems, he is on life time medications, if he does not take them, he will literally die.
>>330900203
I feel like a lot of this is bullshit.
Nearly everyone is going to be sitting for over 6 hours in a day.
does drinking water actually work?
it doesn't taste like anything, it makes me wanna vomit :/
>>330900695
>does drinking water actually work?
nah mate those fucking water shills doing it again
drink caustic soda
>>330900695
>america.jpg
>>330900675
I literally just 5 min every hour. what do you have to lose.
stop and fuck your girlfriend every few hours
oh wait
>>330900695
have damiana, tea or smoke it, recommend tea though, works better and it has a great calming effect
>cheevos
Is that some retard lingo for achievements?
Want some real advice? Stop wasting your energy on meaningless shit. Like seriously, if you're older than 18 and you still care about achievements then I don't know what went wrong in your life.
Perhaps go learn an actual skill, no one cares about your fucking achievements. LITERALLY NO ONE. One day you're going to die and you're going to ask yourself why you wasted so much of your time on something as meaningless as achievements. Like, do you honestly think there are people who care about your achievements? Do you think people browse your profile and look at each individual achievement you've unlocked? Of course not, because no one cares except you.
And don't give me that ''but I enjoy it!'' bullshit argument, because that's a lie. You enjoy the dopamine you get because ''achievements'' are a cheap trick to make you feel like you've accomplished something, when in reality you haven't accomplished anything.
Just some tough love. Now go do something about it faget.
>>330900817
>what do you have to lose
5 minutes every hour
>>330900695
Dude don't drink fucking water, what is wrong with you?
>>330900869
says the guy writing paragraphs on fucking 4chan, the place people go to talk shit. wew lad, buy a mirror, cause you certainly need to see what irony looks like
>>330897397
New?
> tips to prolong and save your life
ok but then what do i do with all this extra time?
>>330897052
>eyes hurting
What the fuck is this faggot on about?
>>330901046
shitpost
sitting 6 hours per day is cutting 7 shitposting years of your life
imagine how many new games and consoles you would be able to greentext with that time
I constantly have a glass of coke with me when playing video games. On weekends I can drink over 2 liters a day. How screwed am I?
>>330897052
>My eyes are hurting from too much vidya but i can't stop now, i have cheevos to get
Get some fucking sleep anon
>>330901138
>coke
Might as well drink acid already if you want to fuck your stomach that much.
>>330901138
gonna get diabetes soon if not already, drink lots of water and excercise to at least counteract the sugar
Save your life with those tips from those friendly gentlemens, /v/rothers!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K_ENbRgywY
>>330901138
"Obsessive man who downed three litres of cola a day died after drink made his lungs swell to four times the normal weight"
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2332568/Man-drank-litres-coke-died-day-drink-lungs-swell-times-normal-weight.html
bye anon
>>330901324
>after drink made his lungs swell to four times the normal weight
damn son
>>330901021
>paragraphs
That took me like 2 minutes to type.
And I never said I'm the embodiment of success, but at least I'm not dumb enough to spend my free time on something as trivial as achievements. And honestly, I don't think trying to help people see through their own bullshit is a bad thing.
Maybe accept my advice instead of trying to think of your next retort, because I think you know I'm fucking right.
>>330900695
>US.png
>>330901021
Says the guy who can't recognize pasta.
Summer has come early this year.
>>330901483
>mad that some people enjoy achievements in video games
I don't even like them, but why do you get to decide what is meaningless or trivial?
You don't.
>>330900481
oh no, the component dronabinal that effects appetite will vary amongst user
i can smoke weed and it actually helps me suppress urges of hunger and hunger pains
also, "munchies" if you do get them, you eventually will stop getting them after you stop being a stoner noob
>>330901483
I'm not even OP famalam.
>still here, spending my free time on something as trivial as 4chan
the amount of irony that you have overlapped, and how you've just let it go over your head entails me.
proceed.
>>330901138
america / 10
try to start drinking water instead. It will seem bland and boring at first, but you'll start liking it quickly. It's okay to drink coke occasionally(1, maybe 2 litres a week), but not too much
also, black coffee is really good, maybe drink that in addition to water just so you can drink something else that's tasty. It's not noticably worse for you than water, and since it's got caffeine in it, it could ease your transition away from cola. You might not want to get addicted to coffee, but it's really not much of a problem if you do. I drink 2-4 cups a day and I'm fine.
>>330901793
>only americans drink abusive amounts of coke
classic
i love how the entire rest of the world is so healthy
only those goddamn fat mex-i mean,americans dying all around
>>330901138
I had an instructor do that for three years. Had to go get a shitton of kidney stones surgically removed after the fact.
>>330901793
>1, maybe 2 litres a week
fuck, I'm tired I meant 1-2 small bottles, which I think are closer to 0.5 litres each
so half what I said
>>330900695
No no, stick to coca cola and other beverages by the same brand. These are known to be edible for sure by FDA unlike various water sources like taps or showers.
>>330901647
>says the guy
using it out of context bro, I'm pointing out the fact someone is ironically calling out someone for wasting their time, while wasting theirs.
>>330901736
or just chew gum
looks like youre the stoner noob
give it a try if you havent already
it's magical
>>330901967
no stupid fuck
adderal
>>330901960
kek
>>330897052
for the eyes, if you wear glasses, buy your next with a blue light filter
otherwise you can get gunnars
this helps a lot for hurting eyes
>>330901905
>>330902163
>this is a problem only for america
keep trying
>>330902163
this is what eurofags actually believe
this is dated as fuck anon
>>330901324
Fug :DDD
>>330901793
Cheers for the advice Anon. I'll try that tonight.
>>330901718
Why it's meaningless? You don't get anything out of it except dopamine. You might as well do drugs instead.
>>330901782
4chan gives me access to thousands of individual mindsets and opens my own mind in the process. I've communicated with nazis on /pol/ and schizos on /x/, and fucking psychopaths on their own respective boards. I gave and received helpful advice that have molded my life.
Comparing 4chan to something as useless as achievements is retarded.
>>330902419
>4chan changing your life
I hope you're fucking joking, otherwise your life if fucking MISERABLE
also, like another anon said, who are you to justify what is pointless? no one gives a fuck what you think, especially not OP. If someone enjoys doing something, and they literally gain enjoyment from it, how is that wasting time?
the fact I have to explain this proves, literally proves you're on the spectrum
>people with hobbies are stupid and shit yo
the post
>>330902398
dont drink coffee
itll stunt your growth and make you go bald because it's a diuretic, meaning that coffee will limit your ability to absorb water soluble nutrients
just ask >>330901793
>>330902419
>ahahaha drugs are not meaningless but less harmful legal hobbies are
ahahah amirite.
>>330902163
eurodumbs
eurodumbs never change
>>330902419
you're stupid.
>>330902726
4chan is actually a really incredible tool for communication if you are a smart person who know who to use it
ive spent plenty of time on 4chan and it has given inspiration and insight, its might be funny, but then there are people like you that waste time on here and dont even understand that you could be getting something out of it
>>330902726
>implying 4chan hasn't affected your life
The smallest things in life affect you, and if you don't understand that then you're dumb as fuck.
And the difference with a real hobby and achievements is that you learn a skill in the process. An ACTUAL skill that might be useful someday.
>no one gives a fuck what you think
And I don't give a fuck that they don't give a fuck. I'm only trying to help and if they can't accept it then that's their problem.
>>330901793
It's all about how you prepare the coffee.
If you're just going in straight with shitty k-cup rubbish, don't bother.
If your coffee is prepared like the trash you get at Starbucks, you may as well just keep on drinking coke.
>>330902981
Even as an ex-druggie I have to agree. Anyone who believe's there's much depth or any meaning in video games will find themselves digging the most shallow grave on a rockbed.
I play games for a lot of the same reasons I used to do literally pic related as well.
>>330902981
>>ahahaha drugs are not meaningless
Perhaps you should learn how to read instead of wasting more time on achievements, huh?
>>330903208
see
>>330903187
this place is just shit talking, traps, gay porn, obscure jap porn, and pepe memes. stop playing yourself.
>>330903427
hownew.ru
>>330897052
drink 2L of extra-sweet pepsi.
should help your eye-sight as well
>>330903187
Resorting to name calling is actually a sign of stupidity.
Next time just don't post at all.
>>330903427
>haahahaha am i fitting in yet guise? xD
Just fuck off already.
>>330902893
Splenda gives you cancer.
Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey has antifreeze in it.
Most store bought milk contain varying levels of blood in it from the scabbed and damaged utters of the cows they get it from.
Everything we consume will kill us, anon. No real use in bothering avoiding it unless you plan on starting a small farm and becoming self-sufficient.
>>330903403
I'm not saying it's meaningful, I'm saying people find enjoyment out of it. No entertainment is meaningful when you boil it right down, with the exception of books or course, or maybe a documentary, but not everything is meant to have depth, coming home from work, school, or if you've had a bad day, people can jump on a game, and instantly escape, and have fun for a while. If someone likes gaining digital achievements, and not hurting anyone, who are we to judge him.
>>330903513
that's irrelevant
>>330903772
>I've got nothing else to say, please stop, I can't
>>330900869
Like.. seriously... ughh.. like stupid 4 channels ugh what are cheevos anyway like freal.
Ugh...
>>330903426
I can read fine, moving along.
>>330904042
You have no reading comprehension though.
>>330903798
>No entertainment is meaningful when you boil it right down, with the exception of books or course, or maybe a documentary
If you stopped thinking about it it's not like these can't have that kind of values either, though they rarely do or would focus on that.
I just find elitism on what people decide to do to entertain themselves with silly, be it drugs, games, music, sex, w/e. Anything besides food, sleep or breeding is madness anyway.
>>330897052
Just had this happen to me when I played through the new farcry, my eyes would hurt when I moved my eyes and glares would kill me. Rest for 3 or 4 days brother, it's day 4 today and I'm going back to vidya and v.
>>330900170
I know you're baiting but you just triggered a terrible memory of being randomly placed in a group of stoners in l4d sacrifice.
>that moment when I'm screaming for one of them to hit the button at the end
>All they reply is "dudewhat?"
>Go to do it myself and die
>>330904326
that's what I'm saying, I just want the other anon to see that. Anyway, I'm not going to further waste my time, that is my point, and I think I made it clear, he can accept it, or keep doing his own thing.
>>330904274
true, I see where I went wrong
"You don't get anything out of it except dopamine. You might as well do drugs instead." he didn't necessarily say drugs were meaningful, he was just saying it's an alternative. I still don't see how it's better
>>330904559
It's not better, it's just exactly the same.
You could say that doing drugs is more harmful, but sitting on your arse all day isn't exactly healthy either.
>>330904825
I think that's where people are getting it wrong, I'm not say sit on your arse all day, but a few hours a day is fine, and is less harmful. There's also numerous credible studies in which all state gaming in moderation can help, and promote learning and problem solving http://www.apa.org/monitor/2014/02/video-game.aspx
>>330903427
ill reiterate, you are the type of person who will be trapped here forever, wonder why, but will never generate enough brainpower to understand you can make something out of it
/mu/ for instance has been a huge collaboration (and educational) tool for me, believe it or not, there are talented people on this site, and you can choose from any interest
>>330905265
>trapped here for ever
kek
>>330905445
have fun!
>>330905507
I do, gaming is a hobby, and I come here to discuss said hobby. sometimes there are good threads, sometimes not so much.
If I wan't education, I will go to credible sites.
>>330905706
its okay bud you dont have to explain yourself to me
i dont give a single fuck about your life so do whatever you want
if i want education ill fucking go to school idiot
>>330900821
>Women wanting to have sex more than once per day, let alone every few hours
This is bullshit. You've either JUST STARTED dating someone, or you've never had a girlfriend yourself
>>330900467
You reminded me I should take up running again. Just came back from a 30 min run. Thanks anon.
>>330906119
you've been telling my you're get education from people on this site, stop with the contradiction.
>if i want education ill fucking go to school idiot
I thought we've already passed that stage here anon, or are you underage?
>>330905706
why are you wasting time on this site and on video games?
>>330900869
>meaningless shit
>VIDEO GAMES
>>330906348
>>330903798
vice versa
>>330906327
ill show you educatoin
thats not what a contradiction is at all you fucking dope!
i can learn at school, i can learn on the internet
both true! they do no contradict each other
>i thought we passed that stage
oh yes i have passed your stage, some people continue their education after high school mister, its called university bud
gtfo 4chan kid
>>330906243
You're welcome!
>>330906424
i agree, either your whole life is a waste or it isnt
if this current moment is impactful or important or you're just happy then there has never been a point "wasted" up to that point
>>330906424
people are daft if they can't learn from communicating with other people
>>330897397
rawr >:3
>>330906596
that's not what the contradiction was about, I said I'd go to credible sites if I wanted education, than you said you'd go to school, which seemed like getting education from the internet was a stupid notion, but previously you were going by it.
>going to university makes you smarter than me
how is your crippling debt
>inb4 I don't
sure that's what they all say
>>330906750
this is my point summed up, thanks anon. So simple yet touches on everything
>>330906937
i have in state tuition, millenium scholarship, music scholarship, and trust fund money from daddy
i have yet to take out any student loans
>>330900869
I actually do peep at other peep's cheevos to compare my game progress with them.
>>330907510
good for you buddy, you are in college, for music. You are truly light years ahead in the evolutionary line, you outclass all of us subhumans with your superior intellect, in...music.
>>330906857
JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR!
>>330908253
im an econ major with a minor in poli sci
i got a scholarship for classical guitar and piano
>>330907920
This.
