>At work
>Work at Vidya Game shop
>Mother and her 12 year old kid come in
>"Can you help me Anon? My son wants a game with Wizards in it"
>"Sure, what console?"
>"360"
>"Perfect" grab copy of Skyrim and Oblivion
>"These games you can play as pretty much anything you can imagine, even a Wizard" point at copy of Skyrim "This one has Dragons in it, it's really cool"
>Mother seems satisfied with the choices presented
>Kid chimes in
>"N-no"
>My Co-Worker waddles by
>"How bout this"
>It's fucking Final Fantasy 13
>Kid chimes in again "Y-yes!"
I didn't know kids could be such gigantic faggots...I did manage to get someone to buy Metal Gear Rising though so that was cool.
Where do I subscribe?
>>330880837
Great thread OP XD, all my reddit gold to you :p
FF13 is better than Skyrim though
An upvote to you good sir
>>330881067
>Hallway the game
Sure it is Anon. This is why Vidya is kill.
+1
>>330880837
>I judge 12 year old children's taste in video games
>recommending elder scrolls games on 360
Would of told you no to
Better off having the kid buy diablo 3 or telling the kid to go download wizard 101
>>330881206
>Implying he would have enjoyed a game with sky view like that
Would have just had him come in the next day complaining that the characters were tiny and would have had to do an exchange.
>>330881161
Ye-yes be-be-because...uhhh...
>>330880837
This completely doesn't sound like a made up conversation. Who even talks like that?
>>330881118
>>330881067
Skyrim is literally more confining than FF13. It just gives you the illusion that the hallway is much more open by painting pictures on the sides.
Also
>hallway the game
>first hour or two of FF13 are hallways
>opens up into an overworld bigger than skyrim with more content
>skyrim "opens" only to lock you into a shitty quest line forever
th-thanks todd.
Kid probably saw the girl on the box, and probably thought that was all it needed to sell him on it, probably explains his tone "Y-yes!"
>>330881373
Imagine how I felt having a mother come in asking for a game specifically with Wizards in it. Surreal as shit, and that's how I talk when I am trying to sell shit and provide good customer service. I had a dude come in like an hour after that, asking for games about a brother teaming up with a brother and that game had to have family be a strong point in the games story...I'll allow you two guesses on the man's race.
>>330881403
>What are side quests?
>>330881425
True.
>>330881425
Another waifufag is born.
>>330881554
Did Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons get a physical release?
I mean, if it's 360, at least FFXIII will work properly.
>>330881774
Naw I think it was digital only, funny enough I did look for it.
>Helping him browse the PS3 games
>Suggest Devil May Cry HD Collection
>Line of thinking is its action so its fun, and his brother is in the 3rd one
>"Naw played it already"
>Ah cool a man of good taste
>He eye's Silent Hill Homecoming
>Don't do it faggot
>Reads box
>Synopsis in the back mentions looking for family in Silent Hill
>Talk him out of that shit
That was close
>>330881774
>>330882067
If it's digital only, there are display boxes for digital codes for the PS4 version of the game at GameStop.
>>330882801
don't work at game stop
>>330881403
>first hour or two of FFXIII
>hallways
It's more like the first 25.
>>330882941
Nowhere did I imply that you did, I merely answered a question.
>>330880837
>recommend skyrim on 360
I hope you get fired.
>be working at videogame shop
>mother and a kid comes in
>kid is probably between 8-10
>mom tells me shes going to go somewhere for a bit and tells me to listen to the kids game request
>i say sure
>the mom leaves and the kid tells me he wants a game with dragons
>i spend 10 minutes suggesting a few games i recall having dragons, and he denies all of them
>i keep looking for 5 minutes but the little shit isnt sastified with any of them
>while looking for one, the kid grabs my sleeve and tells me he needs to use the bathroom
>i tell him the bathroom is for employees only
>he starts screaming really loud, so loud probably her mom even heard him from 3 blocks away
>i tell the kid to shut the fuck up and see if he could do anything
>the kid screams at me to hurry up
>i tell him to shut up
>i look for the keys to the storage where the bathroom should be and tell the kid the wait
>i hear a OH NO nearby
>suddenly i hear a weird sound behind me
>i turn around and see the kid with his pants dropped, while shit drops from his pants into a shit puddle
>whatthefuck.jpg
>enraged i approach him
>he fucking kicks me in the shin and i slip in to the shit pudddle
>i fall, my face landing on his dick while my entire body is covered in shit
>the brat literally starts pissing on my face as he tells me to get off him
>i try getting up, smearing shit all over the walls
>through my eyes i make up a familiar figure
>its my boss
>he starts yelling at me as the mom approaches
>suddenly bystanders start to show intertest until a crowd forms
>as i start getting up, the kid was grabbing onto me and accidentally pulls down my pants
>my pants fall off to reveal my 4 inch dick peeking through my crotch
>all these people looking at my dick starts arousing me and giving me a boner
>mfw im standing with my dick out, covered in shit and piss next a child with my boner pointing at him
>mfw now im facing 3 years in prison
Lesson learned, I guess?
>>330883873
LOL REKT
>>330881161
>I judge 12 year old's school work
It's almost like trying to get the next generation to get gud improves things
>>330881118
this is not a valid criticism. being linear is NOT bad. fuck you millenial faggots.
ff13 sucked because the plot was retarded and the gameplay meh.
>>330883873
>things that never happened
At least make it funny
>>330881403
>Skyrim
almost immediately you can ignore the main quest and start completing side quests from any corner of the map or choose to just explore
>FFXIII
First 10~15 hours are tutorials until you get to Gran Pulse where you have 1 type of side quest to do ad nauseum
