What do you guys think of there Fail play of this awful piece of shit?
It's literally a 2 man podcast with gameplay in the background.
Honestly I had it playing in the background, and without paying attention tried to find where the minecraft audio was coming from so I could mute it to here them better.
>>330618839
I'm fine.
Minecraft Story Mode should be mocked, hated and destroyed so that they will not make a Season 2.
If they want to make a Minecraft lore, then don't rush a huge piece of garbage.
Was the game made for small children? The whole thing with the "cool kids" clique calling the main characters losers and laughing at their own insults really made it seem like it was a Saturday morning cartoon plot.
Bro Team did it better.
>>330619345
This, he even did talked about why and how telltale games are shit.
>>330619261
Who do you think the main audience of Minecraft is anon?
>>330619476
Why is brote so fat now
>>330619261
>>330619254
Honestly trying to stuff a story with characters into a big sandbox game such as Minecraft is hilariously bad because it defeats the purpose of what the game was trying to go for in the beginning of it all.
Also the fucking characters in this game look like there from fucking minecraft animation videos you find on youtube made by a guy with a sense of humor of a 10 year old
This shit is just as bad as the borderlands game they made
>>330619608
because he got sick and got fat.
>>330619693
But when I had cancer I lost weight
>>330619651
Well, Minecraft has the ability to tell a decent lore if they put some effort to it.
Look at Lego. Lego has several series with tonnes of lore. There's stuff like Bionicle which was written by people who gave a shit.
What Mojang should have done instead is creating Minecraft versions of famous franchises. Dragon Quest Builders shows that Mojang following the Lego model is much better than trying to halfass an original story mode.
>>330620186
He had an inflamed prostate and the medicine made him fat.
>>330620186
When I had cancer I gained weight
Why are they friends with Jammku?
>>330618839
>eceleb garbage
Fuck off, this isn't video games.
>>330618839
broteam did it better
>>330618839
you meant to say "their" when you wrote "there".
>>330618839
>there
So good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsv9Vh6lGHc
I liked how the girl character did nothing but die the entire fucking game.
The cast is just a depressing slurry of has been comics from the mid 2000s. I wonder how much they cost in total. I bet you can hire Patton Oswald with a bowl of tuna salad.
>>330623215
Patton was in fucking Space Cop so I don't think he has a high price tag
That part near the end where the pig dies and turns into a floating video game ham was hilarious.
>>330621296
That fucking half press joke is godlike.
>>330621296
Oh fuck I was just going to link that
Broteam is a treasure
>Minecraft will never go back to being a comfy sandbox game with an esoteric following like it was when it was in beta
Seeing it become a fixture of normie culture and a plaything for little kids was dispiriting to watch.
>>330618839
I think it will be pretty shitty. While it's not good, the game isn't actually bad enough to be entertaining for the vast majority of it, and the idea of failing all the QTEs fell apart quickly + devs learned not to make failed QTEs hilariously bad like Heavy Rain's. There's just nothing going on and no reason to play it for an LP.
They were expecting this,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-L-G1q_0L8
but got boredom instead
>>330621296
Fuck, I've never seen any footage of this game before, I wasn't expecting it to look so awful.
Who the fuck thought that making a story-oriented spin-off of a game reputed for it's lack of story was a good idea?
>>330624445
Mojang evidently.
>>330624150
>Notch is literally a billionaire living in a Los Angeles McMansion now
>we used to know him when he was just an autistic neet faggot from sweden
>>330619651
Tales from the Borderlands was actually good though.