You come home, relax a little, and decide to go to bed. You enter your room and you see this fucker. What do you do?
Fuck it
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
grab the nearest plastic bag and run
>>330500749
>*teleports behind you*
>*blood slash*
>nothin personnel kid
Earth is fucked
Call Master Chief
Run down the stairs because elevators aren't fun with the Flood
>>330500749
>that used to be a young man with a wife and children
>>330500749
earth is fucked if theres even one of those around
>>330500749
>>330500749
Cleanse the entire planet
>>330503901
Looks like it was an elite, actually.
Keep my foot on the fucking gas pedal, smash through it, and don't fucking stop until the end
>>330500835
That would mean you are facing the original direction you were originally looking at, retard.
>>330505175
Could have been fucking anything on that installation
>>330505282
I gotta recommend you a website buddy
hownew.ru
>>330505282
are you always that slow to grasp the joke?
commit sudoku
>>330505407
>>330505414
It's a meme you dip
Tell the Covenant about Earth's location
put him in the bag
>>330500749
ITS BIG SO IT MUST HAVE BIG GUTS
>>330500749
Slam the door.
Create a some Molotov's and set the house on fire
if it doesn't work Purge the Neighbor hood
Laugh at his feet being stuck in the floor
>>330508219
Heh, didn't notice that until you pointed it out. Nice one, anon.
>>330505080
no glassing please
i keep all my stuff on the earth
>>330500749
>>330503901
Aren't the carriers just pure flood?
>>330500749
Fire grenades
>>330509183
Reminder that an infection form can latch onto your dick and replace it, giving you a "second" head.
>>330502154
it then bursts and covers you in flood
gg no re, familia
The entire fucking planet is screwed.
Flood spread not only through the infection forms, but also through airborne spores if I remember correctly.