Is he a Jew?
Mike Matoyvei
>from fucking cheltenham or jenkintown or some shit.
>Looks jewish
Nah hes not jewish
>>330281545
No way, i'm not a Jew, there's nothing wrong with Jews, i love them but i'm not a fucking Jew
Does it matter?
BIG
>>330284908
LARGE
>>330285006
THROBBING
>>330285045
ENORMOUS
10 inch cock
>>330284787
yes
>>330285162
12
>>330285239
holy shit it just keeps growing
how big will it be next year?
just look at that thing
>>330281545
no he's Teninchese
james rolfe
>finally realised his life's goal of making a feature length film
>it's a total piece of shit
>dead look in eyes
>balding
>cuckhold to BBC loving SJW wife
>retarded baby
>video game collection destroyed
>forced to get a tattoo by a black man that was fucking his wife
>literal micropenis
>forced into a permanent chastity cage by one of her wife's black bull
>hemorrhaging money
>forced to play a character he hates to pay the >medical bills for his spaz kid
>had to sell most of his classic games for a baby that probably isn't his
>has to rimjob her wife's nigger lovers while they fuck her
>sideburns inverselty proportional to the hair on his head
>getting fatter by the day
>blood pressure on the rise
>has to eat nigger cum out of her wife's pussy on a daily basis
>literally a ticking time bomb of fatness and depression
>still wearing t-shirts (even metal t-shirts) like a teenager
>fallen so far but still hasn't hit the absolute bottom
>also has no way to get back to the top
mike matei
>aging like a fine wine
>getting more handsome every day
>thick full head of beautifully groomed hair
>hot girlfriends
>solely responsible for AVGN and James' paychecks for the last 10 years
>funnier than james
>smarter than james
>bigger penis than james
>his hot girlfriends are all faithful
>better at making films than james
>dresses nicely
>10" diamond hard thick penis
>can fuck for hours
>fucks like a machine
>more interesting opinions than james
>better at video games than james
>lets james come over to his awesome apartment because he's such a killer nice guy >he won't leave this shell of a man in the dust
>nothing but good things ahead
>confident enough in himself to release embarrassing videos of himself and laugh it off because he's that alpha
>actually has talent in multiple areas (drawing, video editing, wed administration, etc.)
So jarring to see them sitting on a couch together, complete opposite ends of the holding-it-together spectrum.