One will protect you, the other eight will try to kill you. Choose wisely.
who the fuck is the guy in the bottom right
>>330112379
rolling
>>330112440
founder of 9gag
>>330112440
Mark Zuckerberg
>>330112379
Woolie is the only one with confirmed kills
>>330112379
Woolie because he killed a man already.
>>330112440
lex luthor
Woolie is the right answer, he's the least soft and doughy.
>thread isn't remotely vidya
>>330112379
moot
Everyone else is legit autistic.
Real vidyer gaems ya got in here, kiddos.
>pick TB
>he dies of cancer before the battle even starts
>>330112379
I have literally never come across a single video game review that wasn't retarded as fuck. Video games needs world class journalists, critics, and scholars like literature and film did. Right now, video game criticism is going down the same dumbass path as popular music, having fans, shills, and fan shills writing crappy reviews.
>pick TB
>they beat up a cancer patient and lose their careers for good
> world is filled with 8 less e-celebs possibly 9
a net gain I'd say
>>330112837
Fuck off cancer. Everybody knows your opinion is shit and you can't handle other opinions.
>>330112379
Anyway I'd take Matthewmatosis. He'd know their patterns inside and out.
>>330113840
>Fuck off cancer.
>says the guy defending e-celeb posting
I can't handle all of this irony. I'm going to bed.
I pick Arin so I can hide in his impenitrable chin fold armour.
>>330112379
Woolie.
>>330112379
Jontron will protect me with his firework
>>330113701
White men would get in a lot more trouble for beating up a negro.
>>330114885
Not in Britistan.
>>330112379
Definitley not DSP
He'd kill me himself then complain that the instructions weren't clear
I pick moot because
>>330115265
>WHAAAAT? I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD TO PROTECT HIM.
>THANKS KOJIMA.
>>330112379
The Irish
I know Fatscuit owns a gun and regularly hits the range, so him.
The black man, and not because he's black you racist hicks, he just looks like he'd be good in a fight
>obvious matt self-shilling thread
Anyway does anyone know what's the name of Matthewmatosis "secret" channel?
>>330115718
Can you keep a secret?
>>330112379
>One will protect you, the other eight will try to kill you. Choose wisely.
Does any of them know how to use a gun?
>>330112379
Does Woolie have access to his 8th gate bankai football mega crusher or nah?
>>330115807
You can trust me
>>330112379
furious pedro, he probably has cartel connections
>>330112379
In John Bain we trust.
Woolie is the obvious answer. He could lie his way out of any fight.
>>330112379
Moot, he'll hide me in some Google hut and state my survival is essential to the monetisation of memes.
Google will then use their billions guarding me.
The rest of them are impotent neckbeards.
Mad Jose. Latinos have really strong family bonds, so as soon as the other 8 kill Pedro, his cholo cousins Lil Puppet, Smiley, and Rascal will roll up and kill the other 8 to avenge him and proceed to try and get drunk with me.
>>330115982
He'll probably die before you
>>330112440
The meme master
>>330113840
>can't handle other opinions
The point of reviews is entertainment and analysis, not justification of spending your allowance, child.
DSP is huge as fuck, so him
>>330116291
Ayy
>>330112651
>imblying mods go on /v/ more than once per year
I pick my favourite youtuber Angry Joe! He will protect me with his Angry Army and it'll be great because I'm a part of it too so I'll be helping to defend myself haha
I pick mark
>>330112379
Joke's on you.
I'm a certified blackbelt and know 5 different martial arts. Also I have a max deadlift of 455lbs and have won 3 local kickboxing tournaments.I choose Matthewmatosis because he's not a faggot
>>330115616
He's a black poser, whiter than white people
>choose moot
>he promises to come back to 4chin if you autists defend me
>thousands of autists die trying to kill some cancer patient
>moot shares his sweet sweet 4chan money with me
>>330112379
The one on the middle right
Probably has IRA connections and a buried military supply cache in his backyard
His girlfriend is probably some secret agent with 23 blackbelts
TB will die of cancer before he can even try to kill me
DSP will pull the trigger on the gun as he tries to kill me but complain that it's not working because he left the safety on
Woolie can't aim
Arin would be too busy trying to escape his girlfriend's gravitational field
AVGN isn't even relevant enough anymore to pose a threat
Joe would be too obsessed with how he looks on camera that he would miss any shot he took, or be too drunk. Would be complaining about the whole situation and just get executed.
Jon might pose a threat but you could hear his bird coming or his singing and that will give you a chance to escape
The bottom right is just an empty picture
choice is pretty easy desu
Avgn
because im rewatching his old shit now
Shame about his movie, havent bothered with his new shit
>>330117434
>Woolie can't aim
>Watching them give control to Woolie in Super Hot
KILL ME
Rolling for WOOOOW
>>330112379
Ego cus he'd eat everyone with his chins.
That or cancer man cus of cancer superpowers
>>330112379
The black guy from scary movie, don't remember his name.
>>330117280
>implying anyone wants that cuck back
M8 there'd just be thousands + 8 people trying to kill you two now
>>330116818
i mean you'd be in space so all the other people wouldn't be able to get to you.
plus mark is fucking cool.
The black guy.
Any bet he's actually the whitest guy.
>>330112379
Well it would be Woolie because of his confirmed kills, but as we know from x-com he will happily betray the entire human race and submit to alien mind control for some low level superpowers, so I am certain he'd betray you in an instant
>>330117843
Oh no he really is. He's also the most racist. Something he himself readily admitts
Dsp would smash them all into nothing
