I'm never ever getting out of closet.
>On /v/
>In the closet
Yeah sounds about right
>>329775590
its going to find you eventually if you stay in the same spot too long
>>329775590
But anon you're FABULOUS
Neither are we.
>>329775590
Enjoy suffocating when it checks the locker too many times.
>>329775647
/v/ brings quantum weirdness to the closet. They believe you can be both in and out at the same time with concepts such as the "feminine penis"and other spectacular mental gymnastics
>>329775590
better to stay suffocated in the closet than to get eaten by the monsters of the outside world, i always say
>>329775590
>never getting out of the closet
>OP
yawn
>>329775590
Dropped the game because of this.
>>329775839
I'm sure there are a lot of guys on here who are technically bi but they'll never find a goodlooking trap IRL so they're functionally straight.
Hello closet my old friend
I've come to hide in you again
>>329775679
I sat in a locker for a while and it never found me, but it did find me when I was hiding in some nook where I thought I was safe. Very good AI programming for the alien. It doesn't just have set patrol paths like most horror games.
[Insert lightsaber]
>crawling through air ducts
>see some weird debris up ahead
>turn on flashlight
>it's the alien's ass
So, what's the best course of action here?
>>329775975
This. I identify as straight and look straight as fuck (skinhead, muscular, hairy) and have never had a homo experience but would fuck a cute girly looking boy if he was nice
>>329776324
My standards are too high so I can't fap to anything but drawn traps which are literally just >draw a girl and call it a boy
Once you die 100 times trying to escape the alien at a bad savespot, it loses its horror factor, and more-becomes a sneaky sim
>>329776307
Smack it with a wrench. The ass is it's weak spot.
>>329776307
Cry a lot.
>>329776307
Unzip dick.
>>329776480
All the times I avoided the alien by circling around a column or desk didn't help either. Humans were the bigger annoyance, and I was happy any time it would show up in a room and start killing them.
>>329775590
>>329775590
>I'm never ever getting out of closet.
>>329775590
Be careful with that motion detecter. The Xeno can hear its beeping noise.
>>329776307
Do you have the flamethrower? If not, you simply die. That is the only course of action.
>>329776480
I've played Alien Isolation at least 7 times (5 times on hard, 2 times on nightmare) and played some of the DLC too, but I only recently gotten the achievement for being killed by the xeno for hundredth time.
>>329778109literally the best
>played with kinect, sound tracking enabled
>hide in locker, bit of poo coming out
>dog farts
>alien hears it and kill me
Running causes accidents.
>>329778109
I remember the hour where I thought /lgbt/ might actually be an interesting board.
>>329780732
That board is downright fucking trash. Half the threads are made by /pol/acks and the generals are worse than the ones you can find on /vg/. It's a nonstop circlejerk over some Literally Who tripfags talking about trivialities from the lives while unironically typing emoticons like :3 and all. Gaygen is the shittiest circlejerk I've seen.