>Join Australian server
>OI SHRIMP ON DA BARBIE IS DONE /AFK
>I JUST SPILLED MY BREEEWS - Cunt has left the game
>shrimp
Then you joined an American "Australian Reenactment" server and not a real Australian server.
>>329760537
>Set option to queue on Australian servers only
>Everyone's speaking Chinese
>OI MATE GET ME A FOSTA'S FROM THE FRIDGE YA CUNT
>join australian server
>nobody speaks english
thanks indonesia
>>329760779
>Not pinoy
Fuck are you on about?
>join australian server
>lag everywhere
>everyone's calling me a cunt
>admin is banning people at random
>friendly fire is on
>more teamkilling than enemy killing happening
>someone took all the vehicles and parked them on the north end of the map and is constantly working to keep them from respawning
>two guys ERPing in ingame chat
>one guy is playing ride of the valkyries on mic
>it's totally a lot of fun, more than expected
>Join Canadian server
>server full
>qeue
>100th in qeue
>receive IM
>"sorry bud, you go ahead"
>99th in qeue
>receive IM
"sorry bud, go ahead I am in no hurry"
>98th
>98 IMs later
>finally join server
>no one playing is Canadian
>>329761220
>>329761214
>Admin enables Emu event
>>329761404
That's not funny anon, many of us died fighting the emus.
>>329761356
Butthurt Aussie detected, don't try to shift attention from your spider-infested hellhole
>Banned: Didn't hit the road
>You have been banned from the server: Didn't sing along to Khe Sanh
>>329761356
>Join Indian minecraft server
>There are designated shitting streets
>Join aussie server
>all the banter is literally your mom jokes and calling everything and everyone a cunt.
Still better then britcucks who can only call Americans fat while you can hear their daughters being raped in the background.
>>329760537
>SHRIMP
Nope, you are on an American server or have run into the American playing on Oceanic servers.
>BE RIGHT BACK MATES JUST GONNA HAVE ME A WIPE OF MY ARSE WITH SOME PLANTS OUTSIDE, I'M OUTTA TP AGAIN
>Last Online: 1273 Days Ago
>>329761214
>That one guy playing ride of the valkyries on mic
I always love that guy.
>>329763002
Then would it be PUT ANOTHA BLUE RING OCTOPUS ON DA BARBIE?
>>329763854
Not exactly, but people do micspam music in the middle of firefights and shit and it's always hilarious to me for some reason.
>join australian server
>every aussie has 200+ ping
>it's actually in singapore
>they cheer eachother on
>give advice
>general amicable people
>american starts talking
>SHRIMP ONNA BARBIE
>DROPBEARS!
>HOW ABOUT DEM SPIDERS!
>STEVE IRWIN WAS A FAGGOT
>game ends
>american is still shitposting memes when everyone has left
>>329763986
I don't care if its in casual mode, but if someone micspams music in competitive I instantly mute them because its extremely annoying trying to listen for footsteps and the enemy with some guy who thinks he's being funny.
>>329764617
What goes around comes around
>>329760537
what the fuck does "strewth" mean?
>>329764935
>Instantly thinks of CSGO
God damn you casual
>>329765020
Fucking strewth mate why the fuck dont ya know what strewth is. You aint no bloody sheela are ya ya cunt?
>>329765040
Its fine you're playing some community server in Arma or Day Z or TF2 or Red Orchestra or whatever else game you're thinking of, but its annoying when I'm tryharding in ranked matchmaking.
>>329760898
I don't even think we sell that here to be honest.
>>329760537
>try to join Australian server
>there is no Australian server
>>329765185
i play all those but tf2 for the past 3 years, the fuck is the matter wit me >:
>>329761518
DESIGNATED
SHITTING
STREETS
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S
>>329760898
>he drinks non australian brews
Coopers, small aussie brewers or bust. All other options are unaustralian mate.
>>329765335
You like a more relaxed pub experience?
Nothing wrong with that
>the best american bantz is outdated memes
>can't even into KHAN'D
>>329765613
This is masterful comedy. A joke repeated so much it becomes unfunny and funny again
>micspamming Aussie tard
>FUCKING ABOS IN MY BINS AGAIN
>BLAM BLAM BLAM
I thought guns were illegal in Australia?
>>329766165
ironically the only people with guns are usually bikies and the cops.
>>329766165
Guns weren't banned, you need a permit.
>>329766165
They can have bolt actions anon. Have you seen the spiders?
