ITT: We Rate the direct.
>StarFox Zero looks absolutely gorgeous, and I'm so glad they brought back the split routes. Not sure how to feel about Project Guard.
>Splatoon Updates look fun, can't wait to play with friends.
>Keys in Mario maker means soon we'll have Phantos
>Tokyo Mirage whatever looks pretty mediocre. Don't care for it.
>Lost reaves might be cool
>Paper mario color splash looks exciting
>Pokken is Meh.
>Don't care about TPHD.
>Amiibo challenge is hype as fuck.
>AZURE STRIKER GUNVOLT 2. FUCK YEAR
>Hyrule warriors season pass yay
>Dont care about Square
>MONSTER HUNTER GENERATIONS GET HYPEED
>FEDERATION FORCE, NEW METROID YES!
>Rhythm heaven looks meh.
>MECHA FUCKING. KIRBY.
I'd say 7/10. Pleasantly surprised by some new stuff.
>Splatoon update
I guess I missed this when the stream fucked up for me, what are they doing?
Also maybe 5/10 had a few good things but I guess they're saving others for E3.
>getting excited about Stcker Star 2
>getting THAT excited about the previously-announced Chibi Metroid
>passing off Pokken and Rhythm Heaven as meh
Are you for real, m8?
>>329609470
Weapon, Matchmaking balancing.
New weapons with abilities that were underappreciated I think? with separate release windows
and then adding stuff for Splatfest.
They were aiming for March 8th with balancing
>>329609094
2/10
sorry the only point is for the splatoon updates its good they do that but man , even kirby looks like a fucking rehash+a robot.
>>329609094
>Paper mario color splash looks exciting
>Amiibo challenge is hype as fuck.
>Dont care about Square
>MONSTER HUNTER GENERATIONS GET HYPEED
>FEDERATION FORCE, NEW METROID YES!
>Rhythm heaven looks meh.
Kill yourself, this is the worst taste I've seen in a while.
>>329609583
>getting excited about Stcker Star 2
I genuinely like Paper mario bro. I'm not some purist who only likes one side over the other. Paper mario, is paper mario. Same as metroid.
>passing off Pokken and Rhythm Heaven as meh
Pokken comes out in like 8 days, and I don't care for fighters anyways. And rhythm heaven looks like a mobile game. Not my cup of tea.
Eh 5/10
Would be higher if the fucking new Hyrule Warriors DLC wasn't 3DS exclusive.
Everything is shit but Kirby.
>>329609094
>Hyrule warriors season pass yay
they put the forbidden words in their direct. b-but its ok if nintendo does it right guys
Couldn't give a shit about anything other MonHun. It's the only reason to even bother with Nintendo systems these days.
Why does Kirby get away with just rehashing Return to Dreamland with Hyper Abilities replaced with something more retarded and people just eat it up?
It's less bland than the way Modern Mario does things , but I feel like Kirby gets free pass because TEH FINAL BOSS HAS HYPE MUSIC LOLXD
>>329610002
I honestly don't care. I like HW wii-U. I didnt want to just sell my copy and buy ANOTHER one on a much worse system, let alone a handheld just for extra content.
>>329609840
>paper Mario is paper Mario!!!
>being more of a fan of a brand than the game itself
Go
Die
Fuck
You
I hope you literally get kidnapped and murdered
>>329609785
Uh? Sorry I like games bro.
>>329609840
Sticker Star wasn't fun. How on earth can you be hyped for a sequel to a game that's not fun?
EarthBound and Super Metroid on 3DS make it 10/10
>>329610387
No, you fucking don't, normalfag.
Your entire mentality is disgusting, as highlighted by other anons.
Again, just kill yourself.
Who /LOSTREAVERS/ here? It actually looks legit and fun. Also its a free game so thats a plus i guess.
>>329610350
Ha, funny.
Listen guy, I'm going to assume you're a logical fellow and can listen to reason, so here goes.
ITs a video game.
I like paper mario and TTYD as much as the next guy, but who cares if the next games arent the same? isnt that a good thing? Why would you want something that devalues the originals?
Paper mario and TTYD aint going anywhere. You can play them as much as you want, you act like because they're old, they don't exist anymore. you act like you're starved.
Get a fucking grip man. Games evolve and change, if you refuse to accept that change, then don't play it and move on. its not catered to your needs and wants.
>>329610601
Because i'm not petty like everyone here.
>>329610710
Thanks for the advice.
Who is best Rhythm Heaven girl and why is it the Space Sister/Cosmo Aunt?
>>329610714
This. That looks like a fun game. can't wait for more info about it.
>Starfox
Wolf gets no love but multiple path shenanigans.
>Paper Mario Splat
Sticker stars 0.2 THAT'S FUCKING CANCER NINTENDO
>Amiibos and special DLC
Kill me now
>>329610831
enjoy sticker star 2.
then and 3 too
>>329610710
maybe you should kill yourself too anon, if you are this mad that someone likes a game you hate.
>>329610714
Enjoy your massive frame drops and 30 fps fights
>>329611351
>le fps meme
Whatever buddy....
>>329611171
Or I could just not even bother with them?
Again. you act like you're forced to play the next games in the series
Do you think they'll keep this in the ENG version of Rhythm Heaven?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWhL2ho9AHs
>I'm a lady now.
>AZURE STRIKER GUNVOLT 2 FUCK YEAR
These are the people you share a board with.
>>329611957
>I hate indies
Whoa bro, dial back that edge before you cut youe eyes out!
>>329612395
>not liking a bad game that fed off of nostalgia means i hate indies
enjoy Mighty No 9
>>329612462
>Nostalgia
lolwut gunvolt is original and new, its a cyberpunk platformer not some clone
>>329612686
You're right, it totally wasn't inspired by the wave of Megaman nostalgia a couple years ago and it CERTAINLY isn't inspired by MMZero, and it ABSOLUTELY wasn't pumped out in 14 months by the same company that's bringing you MN9
No, you're right, wholly original.even if it were original, it would still be a bad game
>you will never be as much of a Nintendrone as OP
Feels good.
>>329613003
How underaged do you have to be to legitimately believe that MMZero is nostalgia?
>>329613205
Please tell me you have an XbOne and not a PS4.PC mustard race and mobilefags need not apply, you have your own respective threads.
>>329613373
>Please tell me you have an XbOne and not a PS4.
Why would it matter?
>>329613240
2002 was 14 years ago
There are people nostalgic for Paper Mario TTYD in this very thread and that was 12 years ago
Think before you speak
https://www.nintendo.co.jp/wiiu/agmj/update/index.html
Moray Towers and Arowana Mall are getting some changes, with the two Ink Savers, Ink Recovery, Special Duration, Opening Gambit, Last Ditch Effort, Tenacity, Comeback, Haunt, Recon, and Bomb Sniffer are getting pretty significance buffs. I'm pretty excited about that stuff. As for everything else, didn't have a great feeling of anger or hype. The horse solitaire game looks interesting, will have to wait to get more info on it.
>>329613610
>Why would it matter?
For reference, here's a list of worthwhile PS4 exclusives not named Bloodborne.
>>329613807
The same could be said for Xbone, what's your point?
>>329610002
>what is context
>>329610831
One game is shallow garbage designed for literal toddlers while the other is actually an engaging and fun RPG. That's why everything after super paper Mario is unanimously hated.
>>329613795
>nintendrones are excited for fucking SOLITAIRE
IT'S OKAY WHEN NINTENDO DOES IT
>>329609094
star fox zero looks fun
splatoon is getting some updates so thats nice
Mario maker is meh
#FE looks like trash
lost reavers might be good
Mario rpgs aren't that exciting
pokken looks fun
TPHD is meh
don't much care for amibos
azure stikers 2 looks good
not a warriors fan
don't care about bravely default
monster hunter looks fun
fedoration force might be a fun co op shooter so I'll get it just to spite prime babies
I'm loving that new kirby hopefully the mech becomes a stable of the franchise
overall 7/10
