TIME FOR SHITMAN OC
SIX LEVELS
SIX MOTHERFUCKING LEVELS FOR $60
YOU HEAR THAT, YOU MOTHERFUCKING SHILLS
YOUR SHITTY SHITMAN GAME IS A FUCKING RIPOFF
CHOKE ON YOUR ENDLESS DLC, FAGGOTS
>"Cut up the content. They'll buy it. They always do."
- Jew Enix Executives
>10 days until goty
>>329295056
>EPISODIC CONTENT
>TIMED RELEASE
>NOT A GAME; A PLATFORM
Things stop happening and people stop moving when you're not in their immediate periphery, the video game.
Fuck you
$60 included future episodes right?
>>329295226
I now understand that they were telling the truth when they said it wasn't early access. Early access games sometimes listen to and incorporate feedback, this model doesn't acknowledge it at all!
umm actually it's 15 dollars but ok
Actually it's six missions in three maps for 15 bucks.
Three maps is a shit show but it's fifteen bucks so, meh.
>>329295512
NO, NIGGER
SIX LEVELS
SIXTY DOLLARS
SHITMAN SIX
FUCK YOU
heh, shitman
>>329295056
I do actually like the sound of some of this stuff.
MISTER WORLD WIDE DLCS
SHITMAN
AYOOO
>>329295590
>>329295590
https://youtu.be/laQDHx7jTrI?t=14m46s
They're going to do this to Deus Ex too, you can feel it coming. I bet they announce it in July.
>>329295846
>hand moves faster than bullet
>>329294587
Why is One Punch Man in a suit?
>>329295846
>>329295590
You can't write action scenes this bad without trying.
Who here getting the superior hitman game?
BACK WHEN SHITMAN WAS GOOD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULCY9ffItxw
>>329295056
>The Elusive Target will not appear on the map or Instinct
>You'll need to explore, find your target, learn their patterns and come up with a plan to eliminate them - all whilst playing
>All whilst playing
Wow so fucking hard. Jesus. They just described the gameplay of BM and prior games and somehow made it a Big Deal and a "wow so hard an innovative" Selling Point.
>>329296119
>Absolution 2
>superior hitman
>>329295590
>>329295846
watching these makes it so obvious the people who make these scenes are the same people making the same cinematic trash video games.
THE SHITMAN VIDEO THAT STARTED IT ALL
A TRUE CLASSIC
PINNACLE OF THE ART FORM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRC5ab5tLUY
>>329296119
>death to spies rebirth
ayo hold the fuck up, when did this happen
is it going to be a real game or early access trash?
lmao
>>329295590
The other movie was a bit better than this one if only because OLGA KURYLENKO
>>329296492
It's not like previous Death to Spies. They failed at kickstarter now they create Absolution to Spies with bullet time, point and shoot, wallhacks, instincts etc. I bet it's made by a new dev team as well.
>>329296231
Except that isnt true at all. In BM you can fuck up a thousand times and it doesnt matter.
In this you get 1 shot to learn about 1 NPC and kill them successfully. If you fuck up thats it, you will NEVER get another shot at it. And the next time you get an Elusive target on that map you will have a completely different NPC doing totally different things.
>>329294587
You already made this thread, little boy. Please hang yourself.
>>329296671
>bullet time
>point and shoot
>wallhacks
>instinct
Where did you see any of that? I remember watching some gameplay and thinking it looked great. Did they release a trailer with that trash in it or something?
>>329296119
Did some kid on /v/ just recommend an upcoming console game to me that I didn't know about and actually looks good?
Holy shit.
I must've driven into an alternate dimension on my way to work this morning.
>>329296671
>now they create Absolution to Spies with bullet time, point and shoot, wallhacks, instincts etc
rip my hopes
ANOTHER PREMIUM SHITMAN VIDEO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKnUOUr9vMw
HILARIOUS
>>329295401
I think it does, but what happens if the game bombs, like really fucking bombs, and they decide not to finish the episodes? It's going to happen sooner or later if this "episodic" game trend continues. And the people who did buy the game will be fucked at that point
>>329296492
>>329296837
Releases tomorrow.
WATCH THIS SHITMAN VIDEO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOXNLGtIx8w
GOD DAMN BLOOD MONEY WAS FUN
I'll probably buy the base pack, play it in offline mode to not log any story hours, then refund the game. After that I'll wait after it's finished and on sale.
Nothing to lose here.
>>329294587
makes me think of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDTAlDzzHxk&index=6&list=PLAX8JHUJcFR2ud3JLZp9Lsw6LKw9TYr0G
>>329294587
>implying there wont be at least 10-15 levelsthe first 6 are at the low low price of $60, and all the deluxe ones after that will be $40 each
>>329299303
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
