ITT we trigger /v/
>>324409192
>that first line
Yup, that'll do it.
>>324409334
>all these multiplats
>>324409192
>I used to never be able to get an SSS rank in combat or on a mission, even on the simplest of difficulties
I like how he correlates him getting better rankings to it being a better game, rather than an easier/casual game.
>>324409192
>It's easier so it's better
an A press is an A press
>>324409780
this is why I use cordless mice
>>324410236
Mah nigga! Fucking bitch would stop me all the time because she wasn't rubbed enough on the face.
>>324409192
That DmC tryhard shilling what they were doing back then was cringy as fuck
>>324410110
>those 'good' pc games
LMAO
>>324409334
>list starts out okay
>quickly turns into weeaboo shit, vaporware, and multiplats
Yup, triggered
>>324409192
>game reviewing sites
Not even once.
>I play JRPGs
>>324411093
FUCK
I have a reaction pick using these 2 reviews that I never get to use.
Lo and behold, I'm away from my home PC
>>324409192
So I just found out it was pronounced "vee" like the letter. I went to tell my friend about this thread on "five" and he didn't know what the fuck I was talking about
>>324411303
>tranny admits they were rused into being a freak via peer pressure and coercion
Is this a first?
>>324411093
I'm just gonna assume you've never played Party Babyz, it's amazing anon.
But it's true, DmC is better than Devil May Cry series. Fucking faggots that hate the new re-design and combat.
>>324411116
hey i mean that was pretty good, he seems to actually have some skill with that sword rather than just being a fedoraplanet pretending to be his favorite anime character
>>324409192
I dont hate DmC as much as most people on this board, but this is fucking obnoxious.
>>324411092
I this a real life pic of that long ass course in Gran Turismo 4? You know the one.
>>324411303
Why do they listen to some people but not others? Do you have to inception them? Make them think it was their idea, just plant it? You could go to your friend, suggest he kiss that cute boy over there, and then he'd fag out in a couple years.
>>324411469
I can understand why fans of DMC don't like DmC. Mainly because I never liked DMC and I liked DmC.
>>324411303
>13 years old
>deviantart
>>324411092
First screamer on youtube
>>324411431
yeah ive started speedrunning and blind running it, its an amazing game. check out my stream
twitch.com/manbaby
>>324410110
The gamergate image changed quite a lot.
>>324410178
You're not going to get that quick extra millisecond that you sometimes need if you don't have a solid cord.
>>324411469
It isn't bad combat, but it isn't CUHRAYZE character action. It's just God Of War/Dante's Inferno tier hack n slash
>>324411303
>You may be trans
>Oh shit, now that someone said this it's GOT TO BE TRUE
Triggered hard m8
>>324410109
Niggers
>>324411754
This place sounds great if there's white people instead of brown people
PLmD_69pXpk
>>324410109
I'm pretty sure even a black dick can't penetrate all that ass-lard, jesus.
>>32440919212 HOURS
>>324411754
So why are we their enemy?
![You+sir+are+a+swine[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/x90FNMh.jpg "You+sir+are+a+swine[1].jpg")
>>324409192
>He didnt main Nevan
>>324411845
>controller isnt even on
you got me bro
>>324409334
The only thing I care about is What Remains... And I bet it'll be shit.
>>324411116
Whats the trigger here, he may be fat but mostly clean cuts, good safety and and doesn't endager anyone.
Plus, he seems to be enjoying himself. Good on him
Anyone have the most recent version of the
>US VERSUS THEM XD
Gamergate x SJWs collage?
http://www.bagofgames.com/dragons-dogma-is-the-worst-game-i-have-ever-played/
for muh pc bors
>>324411092
STOP
>>324409192
DmC shilling was such a level beyond.
>>324409192
>>324411423
Well, he IS already wearing female clothes in that comic.
>>324411845
>controller not even on
>Pop Tarts without toasting them
>open pizza box
>cool ranch
>Cheetos bag not even half empty
>makeup
>staring at nothing
>gamergurl
Triggered hard.
>>324412084
>things that didn't happen
alternate title:
>girl who doesn't understand wit and sarcasm from adults
>>324411538
kek
>>324412084
Tumblr is literally >things that didn't happen: the post
>>324412084
I'm never sure I even remotely believe these stories. If I go to my video store they just ring me up and want me on my way.
Like seriously, what cunt shelf thinks its good salesmanship to go, "Oh, you're buying these? Don't buy these. Go over there and buy that."
>>324411423
That is how we reproduce. We bully and coerce others into joining up. You'll go down this path eventually. It is up to you if you end up a qt trap or disgusting Jenner.
>>324411951
No.
Goddammit, you triggered me, congrats, but why the fuck do you have that shit.
>>324412273
Second girl would be perfect if not for the belly aids
>>324412157
I WANT that fucking pillow.
>>324412310
Alright, you got me.
>>324411116
>yfw he's /k/ommando
>>324412273
>far left
>>324412401
WHO DOESN'T
H
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Ti have a serious problem writing like this, no hand coordination, it took me less time to write this than the upper one
>>324412253
crossdressers aren't trans. get back to tumbr.
>>324412310
Nigga stop
>>324411717
FUCK
>>324412402
You got me.
Avoiding shit like this is what makes 4chan worth it.
>>324412401
You could probably order one from Japan. Doesn't seem like it would be too expensive.
>>324412310
What in the fuck? The question lies to you, then you get marked down for believing it?
>X is true. How might it be possible that X is true?
>Well, X can be true if Y is true.
>WRONG, X isn't true at all! Tricked ya, 0 points you fucking 3rd grader!
>>324412536
You still fucked it up. There should be 2 spaces between every letter on the top.
>>324412647
How can one man consistently have such shitty opinions?
>>324412647
Why is Evan such a fag?
>>324412647
Well he's not wrong about that RTS one.
>>324412647
From left to right
>yes
>yes
>yes
>yes
>no
>>324411951
for more information
https://www.zoohaven.com/guides/birdsexfaq.shtml
>>324412364
Dat body.
Id have drunken sex with her
>>324412778
They're not his, they're manufactured things for website hits. He takes the position of the bad guy that is already written, takes one for the team, puts on that punchable face.
>>324409334
>every new gen the games keep getting worse and worse than the past one
>it is happening again
>>324412273
ew
>>324411116
That looks like fun, and unironically makes me want to but a katana.
I understand that the katana isn't very practical in real combat, given its difficulty in piercing amrour, but it looks fun to fuck around with
>"the Halo 4 campaign is paced better than any first-person shooter this side of Half-Life 2"
>"how does Halo 4’s multiplayer suite live up to the legacy Bungie has set? It’s golden."
>"Halo 4 is not only a success, but a bar-raising triumph for the entire first-person shooter genre. And just how new developer 343 Industries has done it will surprise, delight, and excite you."
What do I win?
>>324412770
Looks like he could use the Japanese textbook.
This was a good game
>>324412402
>guy disagrees without presenting his reasons, adding nothing to the discussion, so he is downvoted
now if this was a fairly well thought out comment with hundreds of downvotes, you could use it as an example of the system being broken
>>324412954
Halo 4 is one of the worst FPS campaigns I've ever played.
>>324412770
I dont want to believe this is real.
undertale
an oldie but a goodie
>it's better because it's easier
Why isn't crucifiction legal?
>>324412643
90% of the people on /v/ have acted like this spaz at some point
>>324411116
He's actually doing quite good, it's not as easy to do as it looks. He's still a fat fuck though, but he got the job done. I'd like to see you cunts try it, probably thinking that you're gonna split it in two on the first try.
>>324412746
life is suffering, my friend
>>324413072
If not for the plastic looking lips, I would have taken that doll for a cadaver.
>>324411927
You must be autistic if you don't understand what the comic is trying to convey.
And your post clearly implies you don't understand.
>>324413037
>>>/Reddit/
>>>/tumblr/
>>324412647
God damn that faggot has a really punchable face!!
>>324413175
i could, the secret is to try and punch behind the hand
>>324412770
>a bunch of shampoo bottles
they're telling you you should go wash your greasy hair you nasty fuck
>>324413112
>Halo 4 is one of the worst FPS campaigns I've ever played.
How many FPS games have you even played?
It's a bit of a disappointment but it's not even the worst Halo campaign.
It's far better than most shovelware COD/homefront/battlefield campaigns.
>>324413115
Its not. But it still triggers the fuck outta you
>>324413350
>>324413129
>Call out a teacher on his bullshit
>"I was merely pretending!"
>You never knew if he actually was
Cool teachers stick with you forever.
>>324412220
>partisan taste
kek
>>324412084
>buying CDs
>Led Zeppelin is good
TRIGGERED
>>324412310
I'd be scared if this kind of questions were on my children's tests.
>>324413037
>>324413123
God damn it I hate undertalefags so much
go the fuck back to reddit
>>324413129
I called out my 10th grade English teacher for saying Athena is the goddess of love and beauty.
She kept insisting she really was, even bringing up how she has Greek heritage. She then asked to see me after class and told me that was completely unacceptable. She did admit to being wrong after I told her to google it, but she still said I shouldn't correct adults because it is disrespectful.
>>324413129
>burgerland elementary
>>324413129
>>324412310
Had a ditzy High School Spanish teacher who tried to tell my Kazakhstani classmate that his home country was in the continent of "The middle east". Whole class tore into her and it made for good bantz for about a month.
>>324413340
>>324412647
DmC was another game that was shilled back and forth by journalists, and didn't really take with the mainstream demographic. Whereas with other games you'll have people try and pretend there wasn't mass shilling, with DmC it seems journalists still get very salty about defending it in the face of mockery.
>>324412310
it was a negative pizza
-4/6 > -5/6
>>324413525
No children no problems.
>>324413724
>1910=music started
>>324410890
I'd fuck that. Really hard. I'm sure she'd enjoy it.
>>324413724
>1910=music started
That didn't take long.
>>324413424
Yes. Yes it does. The horrifying thing is is that there are kids like this that are legitimately like this. I have no hope for the future
>>324413838
LOSS shirt fucking when?
>>324409192
Literal blasphemy.
Where do I sign up for a crusade to purge heretics like this?
>>324412273
me on the left
>>324413424
>It's not
That may be, but you should check out twitter on a christmas morning; this attitude is very real.
>>324409192
>>324413952
The romans didn't even have a concept of 0, though. Zero as a number and mathematical concept didn't really pick up traction until the past thousand years.
>>324414010
This only triggers my sides.
>>324409192
>a guitar that shoots bats and lightning is lame
>>324410890
>>324413906
Is there porn of this character yet? Preferably without showing the penis.
>>324413350
I have legit assburgers and I can read that easily. Get better autist b8
>>324411078
>weeaboo shit
>HOW DARE A JAPANESE CONSOLE MADE BY A JAPANESE COMPANY FOR A JAPANESE MARKET HAVE JAPANESE GAMES THEY DON'T COUNT PS4 HAS NO GAMES!!!
Kill yourself.
>>324414056
COME ONNNN
>>324414170
This is fake before anyone says anything
>>324414056
nigga what?
>>324410109
dear god
>>324413424
Kids nowadays are incredibly rude and egotistical. My uncle has a total of 3 PS4s and 4 PCs because his kids adamantly refuse to share anything.
>>324414170
I don't believe this is real, especially since the right side is the actual "old" way.
>>324411970
Every time.
>>324414162
I love these
>>324414170
>>324410110
Did people actually think gta v wasn't going to be on pc? Are you guys that dumb?
>>324413129
>You should just accept everything you're told without thinking about it
Triggered. That's not education, that's propaganda
>>324409192
10/10 you got me. who wrote this shit?
>>324414335
Wouldn't be a problem if PC's and PS4's had local multiplayer. I used to want two more brothers so we could really play some smash bros. or mario golf or something
>>324414056
>>324411754
where is dat from
All this NOT VIDEO GAME images are nice.
>>324414379
You'd be surprised how many of these chucklefucks turn out to be young teenage girls.
>>324414571
thats what triggers /v/ the most
>>324414056
That can't be real
Or that teacher is just taking the piss out of the kid
because both are right doesn't mean that one of them is wrong
>>324414010
>Punchual attendance
>>324413709
well done m8, actually kek'd
>>324414056
Does this shit really happen in murrica?
>>324414056
Using some caveman arrays for simple multiplications seems like a waste of time. How are the kids going to learn to do them mentally?
>>324414056
Fuck is this
The fuck is this
Is this what you fucks have for a bloody excuse of a teacher
I get that teaching 2nd and 3rd graders ain't hard and most people don't need a degree on quantum physics to teach kids, but is this really a fucking thing in today's fucking age.
Count me fucking triggered damit.
>>324413397
I've played a lot of them, including every Halo up to 4. It's maybe slightly better than CE, but CE was still better when you're not playing the same copypasted level backwards (which is half the game admittedly). The story was terrible and seems to have fuck all to do with anything that came before. As someone who only played the games and never messed around with the books, I had no idea what was happening most of the time or what relationship it had with the established world. And this is coming from someone who was able to follow the gist of Marathon Infinity's plot without having to do any homework. The new weapons and enemies seemed to be added jsut for the sake of adding new shit, but they didn't do enough to distinguish themselves from the already established well balanced dichotomy of UNSC vs. Covenant tech. I had the least fun with Halo 4 than with any other Halo title. At least CE had the benefit of being something new, it was still a fresh experience despite the flaws. Halo 4 had a whole franchise to build on and failed.
>>324410110
Killzone Shadow Fall doesn't run at 30 frames, kiddo.
>>324414056
I thought I understood it, like writing five three's instead of three fives, until I got to the array. Both ways look correct, what am I doing wrong?
>>324414162
It's like the internet is fresh again
>>324413925
>>324414335
someone post that screencap of kids complaining that they got cars and not ipods and shit
>>324412310
BRING ME THE DECAPITATION SWORD
>>324414780
It is always fresh for someone.
Half of these have nothing to do with video games.
It's truly amazing how shit this board is.
>>324414056
Is this a case of following the cheat sheet 100% with no exception?
>"Well, the paper says its this way, so I have to strike it"
This should trigger all of /v/. Xbone is a good system.
>>324414890
word, yet here we are
>>324414735
They are both correct.
>>324413573
>I shouldn't correct adults because it is disrespectful.
Should only apply to parents desu baka senpai
>>324409334
Umbrella core looks pretty fucking cool dude
>>324414241
Bloodborne is a japanese game, gravity rush is a japanese game, yakuza is a japanese game, the last guardian is a japanese game. A game can be japanese without be moeblob animu shit.
>>324414807
I've got one of those, let me look for it
>>324414056
There is literally nothing wrong with this.
>>324414735
>>324414735
Its math that stops critical thinking.
>>324409192
>a guitar that shoots bats is lame
This mother fucker has no business playing video games. Well done by the way OP. I am inflamed.
>>324414241
>>HOW DARE A JAPANESE CONSOLE MADE BY A JAPANESE COMPANY FOR A JAPANESE MARKET
Sony fucking hates japan they are a westaboo company through and through just look at their first party games
>>324412164
What's wrong?
>>324414890
Off-topic threads are the best. Most actual vidya discussion quickly turns into a shitposting contest.
>>324413952
What's really triggering is that these kids don't even remember 9-11.
>>324409334
>a fuckton of multiplats and anime garbage
>sonygggers will defend this
everytime
It's more /pol/tard rage than /v/ rage, but I know many of you subhuman /pol/ vermin infest this board.
>>324411116
Damn that was really good.
He doesn't look like your average neckbeard, anon.
>>324409334
>vita shit
>>324415103
There's literally nothing wrong with anime.
>>324414990
It's asinine. As long as the kid can prove he or she understands the question and can solve it, showing a correct way to solve it, that should be enough that they grasp the idea and can apply it in practice. It's a "technicality" teacher who wants you to do it completely her way. It's not enough that you got the right answer, you have to figure it out her way as well.
>>324414963
So parents can be wrong? If the parents aren't sharp enough to outwit kids that don't even have fully developed brains then they shouldn't have kids at all.
>>324414978
Kill yourself, holy fuck. Literally SJW logic.
>>324411951
>that chicken is actually enjoying it
>>324414360
>the right side is the actual "old" way.
um
>>324411078
>Starts out okay
>Literally starts with a David Cage game
If you hate anime that much that you think Persona 5 or Nier: Automata will be worse than a David Cage game about Detroit, you're on the wrong site.
>>324415058
someone with more skill than me crop the bottom dudes face with the "Doom" in "DoomChan" under it, please
>>324414961
can't wait for the return of toddposting when the F4 DLC starts releasing
>>324414170
OH NO DIFFERENT METHODS
its important that you know they are 2 separate systems and are not mixed
so by themselves they are both completely correct and valid
>>324415192
anime is fine but moe blob garbage is always shit
>>324415192
besides the blatantly obvious budget animation. overused tropes, and the complete lack of willingness to try anything new (I sure do love high school!)
>>324415162
>the third amendment trigggers /pol/
they want to quarter soldiers in peacetime that badly?
>>324414936
>try to play a game
>Shit ton of updates and server problems come and shit down yer throat
its bullshit doc.
>>324414984
it was like a screencap of comments of kids complaining that they got cars instead of ipods and shit for christmas
>>324411538
>>324411116
>/k/.jpg
>>324415216
They can be wrong, but I don't think it's a kids place to correct them in MOST situations. Atleast, not in front of others. It's pretty disrespectful.
>>324409192
>>324409192
>guitar that shoots bats is lame
This shit triggers me.
>>324412954
>Unbeatable sound design
does this man have ears?
>>324415217
I genuinely think you don't know what SJW means. You do realize you have to be 18+ to browse this board, right?
>>324415315
I'm more triggered that people cared about that click baiting poll
>>324415221
>muh ironic trigger
>>324413037
Good taste
>>324415308
if you've never seen anime before just say so
>>324415310
They want Third Reich cock.
>>324415437
I don't mind this. There have to be rules for there to be a game, and some rules make the game more fun. Admittedly I haven't played any Bioshock game but there are good games where you're forced to choose what to bring with you, you can't have it all all the time and be prepared for all situations.
>>324413724
I was not aware music was invented only 100 years ago. I guess Beethoven and Mozart were just making noises
>>324415548
Oh goddammit, it's a Berserkfag. Please wank off to Jojo as well despite both being suitably mediocre.
>>324411969
faggot
>>324411754
>/vv/
>>324411845
This is why gamergurls are fucking retarded.
Which one of you did this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c-WAvYelPI
>>324413709
>>324415162
>Summaries of ammendments that are just as long as the real thing.
>Shitty high school textbook
triggering as fuck, nigga.
>>324415510
No, I'm pretty sure I do.
>X game doesn't pander to me, it's oppressive and shit!
>X game doesn't pander to me, it's fucking moeblob animu shit!
FFXIII is the best final fantasy...
>>324411754
So, they'd rather fuck a kid (male) than a woman?
>>324415616
its fine if you don't know what you're talking about no will judge you
>>324412770
>that syntax in the hiragana
top kek
