>BUT FIRST, WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT PARALLEL UNIVERSES
Just kidding, I have to explain these first.
Don't blink!
Where were you when Mario 64 became the new de facto allegory for the Simulated Reality Theory?
>the Matrix has been BTFO by a Nintendo vidya
This was funnier the third time it was posted outside of the related thread!
>>324329745
but first, we need to beat this dead horse by rehashing the same thread over and over
I'm actually really enjoying this video.
Might as well post it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A
I genuinely don't understand how he's doing this shit, even with his explanations.
>>324331785
>>324331785
>>324331785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dokE1J5wlhE
Has autism gone too far?
>>324331785
First new epic meme in a long time that I just don't get. Yes, I've seen the video. I still don't get why this is becoming a meme.
>>324333759
morons are forcing it
>>324331785
>>324331785
This is some truly next level shit.
>>324331785
Fuck.
This is autism in it's purest form.
>Thread references video
>Anons post link
>20min video
>No timestamps
>>324331785
Here we go again.
>>324331785
so is this the new EH REEH now
>>324333759
Do you not understand how important this is?
He's literally discovered inter-universe travel
>>324331785
Delightful
>>324335207
watch it, anon
you're in for a wild ride
>>324335207
uno advanced autism @ 10:00
>>324335207
It's the whole video.
The whole video is a wild ride.
>>324335207
The whole video, dumb fuck. But if you want to see JUST the Parallel Universe talk, skip to 10:20.
>>324335207
Every minute of the video is used effectively. It requires that much explanation.
Is mario64 the meme game of 2016?
This guy might have Autism
But the good kind that makes an intresting video like this, hope the guy does more commentator videos
>>324331785
I'm not about to waste 20 minutes of my life sitting here listening about A button presses. God damn this is full autism, this, this is a whole new world
>>324330323
>>324330323
>>324330323
>Expecting /v/ not to run everything into the ground
Then of course, once other sites pick up on it and start using it, /v/ pretends like they never had anything to do with it to begin with.
>>324336059
This is what I was thinking. He's actually really good at explaining the complicated nuances that only an autist could have figured out. Honestly, if he puts that towards something that actually matters he should be fine throughout life, even with autism.
>>324336059
He's done a ton of them already, dude.
>>324331785
>make mario walk in place for 12 hours to gather enough speed to jump into a parallel universe
Okay, there's insane and then there's this.
>>324331785
>charging up speed for 12 hours
>distancing Mario across quadruple parellel universes
>find angles of loads of triangles just to find six with specific angles
>just to press the A Button one less time
What the fuck? This is next-level autism.
>>324336130
Dude it's way more than that. It's about attaining Massively FTL speeds and crossing parallel Universes.
>>324336639
Well have you beat the level with less than one A press?
it's not a parallel universe it's just an exploit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dokE1J5wlhE
Here's more.
>>324331785
>>324331785
am I high?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaJOVyfPaBE
This motherfucker is so goddamn interesting for all the wrong reasons.
>pedro spots
>instant release
>HOLP
I want to know all his tactics and terminology.
>>324331785
I think Mario just might be the Flash.
>>324331785
>>324330323
welcome to /v/
>>324337713
>learning binary with Mario
>>324338546
>Mario punches a hole THROUGH space and time to dimensionally rip an enemy to an exact location, then uses it to phase through a wall and launch himself at 80 MPH upwards
Truly a god.
4 threads
FOUR FUCKING THREADS JUST TODAY
I'm not sure who's more of a newfag. People who haven't seen this video at least one already, or the pansies that still make threads about it like it's news.
>>324331785
bye
Post yfw you are PU misaligned
>>324331785
>SPD 432,000
>have passion for something
>call it autism
>>324337713
>30:16
>>324339682
>no fun allowed
>>324340001
>have a passion for sonic and pokemon
>make a sweet medallion and comic book of my two favorite things in the entire world
>get trolled because of it (and because i can't find a boyfriend free girl)
>being a QPU misaligned pleb
>>324339682
Old-Faggots like us only want the old stuff, don't we? XP The good ol' memes! That's where the good stuff's at! :P See: loss, longcat, duckroll, etc. XD
>>324340489
>tfw you don't synch up your QPU speed
>>324338546
>all this shit just to press a button a few less times
>>324331785
What in the fuck
>>324340596
>about to have enough speed to be QPU-aligned
>finally hit it and release
>realize the earth is round
>realize that I'm most likely on a slope due to curvature of the earth
>QPU-MISALIGNED
>ABSOLUTE, SHEER AND UTTER PANIC
>trapped for all eternity in an invisible prison with nothing
>>324331785
This is close to how complicated I would want actual dimensional travel to be.
Except you have to figure this shit out from within the game, without the benefit or trail-by-error or emulation, and if you crash or fuck up you've either fucked the universe/local space or millions of people and billions of dollars in resources.
>>324340537
Shit posting doesn't make you any less new, kid.
>>324331785
This guy could be an amazing scientist or something but instead he's doing this shit.
>tfw can never organize a Scuttlebug jamboree
>>324337419
It's the name of the exploit
>>324341387
my thoughts exactly. What a waste of time and energy
>>324341287
Yeah tell that New Faggot how posting is DONE! fuck those kiddies....
>>324329745
>tfw I watched that whole video
I want those 30 mins back
>>324341980
>30 minutes
Did you get stuck in a QPU for 6 minutes anon?
You know, at a certain point you just gotta ask why
Why is this worth the effort? Im all for wierd videogame shenanigans, but way too much thought and effort has been put into this.
>>324331785
1 2 H O U R S
2
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S
>>324342041
fuck
>>324331785
What the fuck am I watching?
>>324336130
It starts off as that but soon becomes a case of a man who is willing to spend 12 hours just so that he doesn't have to press the A button once to get a single star.
>>324339682
I haven't frequented /v/ for a whopping TWO or THREE days and this is new to me.
>>324331785
Will never fail to amuse.
>>324331785
What
The
Actual
FUCK?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy4LiwZ3Uqk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEBMaAoKRvw
>>324341880
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, faggot.
>>324339806
>>324341145
>>324341168
>Your team has been working on this theory for decades and is finally ready to put it into practice
>Strap in as your transport starts, instruments read normal as you begin approaching the required speed
>twelve hours in, your meters indicate you've reached the tipping point
>Initiate the jump
>Ricochet between inter-dimensional waves and curves, angling your transport in order to remain QPU aligned for the all important trans-dimensional 'lift' that is the midway of your journey
>Suddenly stall out
>Panic as your speed is rapidly dropping without making any progress
>Check your instruments
>There is no 'lift'.
>You fucked up
>You were QPU misaligned
>BUT FIRST, WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT PARALLEL UNIVERSES
>>324341980
>>324331785
I've been here since 2005 and even now /v/ brings me things I cannot understand and cause me to question my existence
>>324342551
Man, i need to replay this soon
NOt that thats relevant to this thread at all, just reminded me. I was at the time crash last time I played but I might start over anyway.
>>324342514
Jesus Christ, I don't know what it is about the term QPU misaligned, but it sounds so so unfortunate and fatal, like something to be avoid at all costs.
>>324339806
>>324339806
https://youtu.be/UerTxriT0mI?t=30m47s
>>324342514
WE FORGOT TO SCUTTLEBUG UPWARDS ACTIVATE
>>324331785
As autistic as this is, he has a fairly appealing voice. I've heard "normal" people that sound like huge lispy fat neckbeards. This nigga sounds way too normal to be capable of this. Holy fuck what is going on.
>>324341387
Well the guy is a computer science teacher I'm pretty sure and working on a master's degree from what I've heard.
>>324339806
>>324342514
>tfw you were QPU misaligned
>tfw you're trapped in an invisible PU
>>324342984
>Having to slowly shift a black hole by feeding it dying stars in order to bounce off of its gravity well that extends into another dimension via the rip in space-time
I'd dig the fuck out of this science fiction.
>>324343129
Source?
>>324339806
>>324342491
I remember MOOT saying that... XD
>Mario is faster than the Flash
>>324342514
Where were they going?
>>324343291
>trapped in an invisible PU
>>324342864
It's just the right amount of cold and impersonal lingo to let the weight of an entire universe where there is no light or sound with only the phantom sensations of mass to comfort you.
>>324343080
sounds like a flamboyant faggot with downs
>>324343571
GOING BACKWARDS
Actually, the Flash can go on reverse?
>>324342514
>post yfw you're qpu aligned perfectly.
>>324343319
>>324343129
Good for him then. I can dig it.
>>324331785
I wonder what miyamoto thinks of this. He should make a public announcement
>charging for 12 hours to reach 430,000 speed
This is DBZ-tier
>>324343625The stars, baby.
>>324343701
mfw I now realize I've been QPU misaligned my whole life
>>324331785
>rules lawyering outside of a Dungeons and Dragons setup
humbug
![[Underwater] Patema Inverted - Sakasama no Patema (BD 1080p) [C8A27F7D].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/V5RlVY1.jpg "[Underwater] Patema Inverted - Sakasama no Patema (BD 1080p) [C8A27F7D].jpg")
>>324331785
I actually thought this was a troll video at first.
Holy fucking tap dancing Christ. How hard can you master one game?
>2016
>the year /v/ proves once again that they don't know any of the signs of autism
Literally every single part of this implies the creator DOES NOT have autism
>>324342864
>Jesus Christ, I don't know what it is about the term QPU misaligned
Quad Parallel Universe
You see Mario doesn't jump just one parallel universe away he jumps 4 parallel universes away
>>324343701
In the year 20XX, such maneuvers are trivial.
>>324331785
We're hitting autism levels that should not even be possible
>>324336059
Have a good one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dokE1J5wlhE
>>324343701
>>324341980
It was only 25 minutes man you are sure you made it back to your original home universe?
>>324343836
I'M IN THE WRONG UNIVERSE, I'VE BEEN QPU MISALIGNED THE WHOLE TIME
NO WONDER IT'S SHIT
>>324331785
honestly it's fucking impressive that we know so much about this game.
>>324342514
The ultimate madman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NA_Nq7oZZU
>>324343891
He literally ascended to another plane of existance within the game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdM-h1Ge9xk
Still my favorite.
>>324342447
>>324342041
>>324343982
>>324342951
>35:44
Is this song about QPU shifting?
>>324333759
bruh forced memes happen all the time
or maybe I'm just too used to /mu/
>>324342447
>3:10
HOLY SHIT, THE RABBIT HOLE GOES DEEPER.
>Goombas always spawn in groups of one or three.
>Where is the third Goomba?
Is this Goomba even real, or just a figment of our imagination?
>Perhaps this engraving of two Goombas means that there's not meant to be a third one, or maybe the Goomba itself is just a simple programming error...
>What do I think? I think the Goomba is more than just a regular enemy. It's a symbol. A symbol of our endless need to satisfy our curiosity amid the inexplicable mysteries around us.
>>324339806
>>324331785
This is absolute gold.
Master of Stairs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkfRQ0_vu40
>>324331785
I want to know how this guy is. I need to look at him in real life and just bask in the presence of his existence. If only for a second.
VEGETA
WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS SPEED LEVEL
>>324344237
they load in a triangle so the third goomba spawns and then falls onto the death plane.
>>324333759
Its an impressive amount of effort but basically every time its posted people who already know about it and new people who havent seen it but see its reception feel the need to post meme reactions and therefor force it to become a meme.
FUCK I WAS QPU MISALIGNED ALL MY LIFE
>>324344331
IT'S OVER 9000!
>>324343931
I know what it is, I'm saying I don't know what it is ABOUT the term that sounds so ominous. Learn how to finish reading posts.
>>324344394
That video has been up for 6 days.
>>324344392
>and then falls onto the death plane
Nahhe doesn't fall he spawn on the death plane because he can't spawn in the air
>>324344145
>4 HOURS OF WATER RAISING LATER
![532f7cab1605fb12ef000001[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HG22jp9.jpg "532f7cab1605fb12ef000001[1].jpg")
>>324342514
>The team is now stuck in a parallel universe where current physics make no sense
>They have 12 hours to find a way to become qpu aligned and make it home before the universe collapses in on itself
>Directed by Christopher Nolan
Fund it
>>324344485
WHAT?! NINE THOUSAND?!
>>324344237
Reminds me of the Max Headroom signal hack...
>>324344418
>you have been QPU misaligned your whole life
>Except it is an inverse QPU which is why you are invisible to everyone around you
>>324344642
SEMANTICSthanks for the correction
>>324337713
>All that talk about how the coin limit works
>The explanation of the binary and decimal systems
>Listing every course and explaining if you can use an infinite coin glitch and how
>learning how to make fake coins with Mario
>>324344654
>They start running backwards on the toilet's water
>>324342514
>blind and deaf in the cold vacuum of QPU misalignment with your only stimuli being ghostly sensations, unable to die or end your life since you've left your physical form in your original universe
Is there any greater hell than the space between spaces?
>>324344723
Yup. You don't have to be a superhero to become invisible.
>there are THREE THREADS about this video
Holy fuck, calm down /v/
>>324331785
is this parallel universe thing also an explanation on how quantum entanglement works?
Now I have to wonder. I know he can get 120 stars in less than 37 presses (since he found more optimizations since that 37 press statement), but can he get 70 stars and beat the game "naturally" (as in, don't glitch through doors in the castle you're not allowed to go through without meeting the requirements) without pressing A?
>>324344934
We've found our new king anon
>>324331785
This man should be a showrunner for a mario 64 block in SGDQ.
So much knowledge, with such little practical usage,
>>324343701
>watch his shit about the mystery goomba, specifically the part about cloning to load shit in his hands
>get really curious
>10 minutes later, manage to do it
>super fucking interested in the consequences of what I've just learned
So, how do I tell my family and friends I caught autism?
>>324331785
Holy fuck.
This game has been completely deconstructed to lengths that none of the developers could have ever predicted.
>>324344071
>All's fine, just a regular run
>This guy seems to know his stuff, he's moving pretty expediently
>Oh neat, he's swimming up that wall pretty fast
>Okay, now what's he gon- Is he stuck?
>OH GOD
>OH JESUS CHRIST WE'VE HIT THE SOUND BARRIER
>MARIO HAS UNLOCKED THE BYAKUGAN SHARRINGAN TENGETSU
>HE'S GOKU-FLYING ALL ACROSS THE MAP
Holy. mother. of. christ.
>>324344910
Finally someone gets it. There's been like three people who seem to see it as a funny feeling of not being 'there' but I haven't wanted to point it out specifically because it seemed kind of petty. It's more 'I Have no physical form and I must scream' tier.
>>324345086
But his achievements aren't done quick.
>>324331785
>>324345087
What would Touhou be like if subjected to QPU levels of autism?
>>324345031
There's one A press left in an any% run. It's to jump off the pole in Bowser in the Fire Sea.
>>324331785
Is this guy more autistic than Ulillillia?
>>324331785
This is either the stupidest or the most brilliant thing I've ever heard. I'm not entirely sure which.
>autism
>autism
this guy is just insanely intelligent and all this was probably really simple for him
>>324344281
At least with the half A press video he could afk for the 12 hours. He had to be active the entire time for this one.
>>324344071
Not quite what I expected.
>>324339806
>>324344281
I hate stairs.
what
>>324345671
Simple? No. Fun? Most likely.
It's like trying to solve a complicated puzzle using what you know of the game's programming and your own knowledge of computer science.
>>324345671
One does not preclude the other
>>324344071
everything about this is wonderful
>>324344281
>In slow motion, it looks and sounds like a martial arts movie
>>324331785
Jesus christ more work went into that than the moon landing
>>324342951
Thanks for posting this. This feels incredibly related.
>>324345882
Some streamer accidentally glitched upwards through the level and they've got no idea how to duplicate it. If they can do it when they want it means you can slash big numbers off speedruns.
>>324344071
>>324331785
>Okay, so now we're finally ready to resume the main video and watch the PU movement.
>JUST KIDDING, FIRST I NEED TO EXPLAI-
>pause video
>he's been explaining just this one exploit for fifteen minutes
>>324345470
good question
>Sumireko could have avoided jeopardizing the barrier if she had just used QPU travel and a scuttlebug to reach Gensokyo
>>324344071
holy shit
>>324345882
This is probably one of his few hobbies, and the idea of something new to play with is worth the incentive to him because it could mean bigger changes in the large scheme of things.
>>324345713
But he had to hold the A button for 12 hours anon
don't you know what a half A press is?
>>324345470
>Yukari became as powerful as she is by running backwards on shallow water for 12 hours
>>324346087
It's worth.
>>324345882
>mfw some autist neet is loading up sm64 on his old 64 just to jump into a wall for hours
>>324346124
You can tape it down and go to sleep.
>>324331785
>>324339680
Sounds like a JoJo plot.
>>324343991
>not listening to what the guy said
you cant see / interact with anything out side of your home universe. this is just a technique for transporting yourself to a different point in our universe with minimal effort by traveling through other universes
being misaligned while traveling through other universes only means you cant come back and are stuck in limbo forever pretty much.
TLDR; watch the video you fucking retard, if you can see your own post you are in the correct universe
>>324331785
the fuck
>That mystery gomba video
>>324331785
Hold on a fucking second.
Was all of that done just to complete a portion of the game with the least jumps possible?
>>324343701
>this was posted at exactly 1:00AM EST
>>324346390
I didn't watch the whole thing, I saw the part about QPU but i didn't listen to the whole thing
Fuck off with your homerposting
>yfw no scuttlebug jamboree
>>324346520
>>324338546
Do you think one day we will see autists doing this shit with Gamecube games or even Wii games? I'm getting tired of mostly N64/PS games.
>>324345206
this
imagine: you're one of seven underpaid level designers. You slap together the end of a course because you're tired and want to go home early. Two decades later someone with a mathematics degree and genius level IQ scrutinizes your work until he finds the one weak area you left which is needed for him to properly exploit the games programming to complete an arbitrarily ruled run of the game
>>324331785
>>324346754
Newer games are harder to break.
>ctrl+f "autism"
>only 8 results out of nearly a hundred replies
I'm proud of you /v/, you're growing up.
>>324344071
But how many times did he have to press the A button? :^)
>>324346578
>"HAHAHA THIS IS SO FUNNY!!!"
>"i was just trying to enjoy this joke!"
>"no i didn't even listen to the joke or understand the punch line"
>"fuck off cant you see im trying to enjoy this joke??"
fucking christ dudeenjoy some more homer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NA_Nq7oZZU
> I just chose an angle that got it going, and then kept wall kicking until it worked.
>All I could do was wait until he passed by the red coins / star.
I wonder how long that trial and error session was
>>324331785
What the fuck is even significant about this star that required all this?
>>324347035
Stop responding to it.
>>324344071
>>324346754
They're generally put together 'tighter' with less interesting interactions originating from trying to work within hardware limitations. Making the 'puzzle' both harder to solve if not impossible and less interesting.
>>324344648
He programmed the game to do it autonomously
>>324347157
The point is beating the game in as few button presses as possible
>>324344071
Now, this is wall jumping!
>yfw when scuttlebug rises
>>324329745
why do you people have to turn this into a meme
why can't you all just enjoy good things without being retarded?
>>324333447
>video starts
>"hey guys it's-a-me"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih3aBGxWzJA
>>324331785
Why are autismos talking and nintendo music so fitting together
>>324331785
I probably don't know what I'm talking about, but I think the theory behind this could possibly be more complex than actual, real-life space travel.
>>324331785
>>324347691
>didn't watch video
>read this
>open video
>"hey guys it's-a-me"
>giggle like a little girl
>>324331785
As autistic as it is, I'm really impressed how he cut 13 hours of gaining speed with finding some triangles and calculating shit for them.
>yfw you realize that all this discovery and scientific discover over a game nearly 20 years after the fact was the true game the developers wanted you to play.
>>324347801
what if he spent 14 hours looking for a go-around and casing that cave for the 6 triangular planes needed to bypass 13 hours of time
>>324331785
>>324347701
NO BUTTONS ALLOWED.
SUPER MARIO 64 ONLY.
SNOWMAN'S BIG HEAD.
>>324347368
Oh.
>>324331785
This guy has put more effort into this than I have into anything ever
>all this no buttons talk
>no joystickless talk
You don't even know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBWME81x-k0
>>324347952
That doesn't matter. Now everyone who wishes to finish Mario with 0.5 A presses can refer to this video and spend only 12 hours on this level. All thanks to him.
>tfw been PU aligned my whole life
>tfw literally been living the dream
It must suck for you PU misaligned boys.
>>324348243
Well I "discovered" and popularized a very barely understood and not-even-particularly-known replication of a glitch in World of Warcraft. Sunk hundreds of hours into investigating into it, revolutionized finding glitches for the longest time.Acted like and got treated like a faggotfor good reason
It's not nearly as impressive though as this.
>>324347864
>the beginnings of the evolutionary tests on humanity by more advanced species of sentient life come to us in the form of children's video games
>>324331785
never before has learning so much about something actually made me dumber
>>324331785
What the hell am I doing with my life?
>>324348487
if I see this shit being posted by my idiot friends on facebook I'm going to kill you all
>>324348316
Holy fuck. This man as ascended past any sort of "hardcore" difficulty for anything ever. He dines on the bones of the challenge depraved.
>>324348316
Meh, it's the same shit as with a joystick except he has to move by kicking.
>>324348316
This man is something I cannot comprehend.
>>324331785
Way more informative than Gay Theory.
this has got to be tool assisted, right?
I mean it's not like that makes this lose any of the impressiveness, but imagine trying to do all of that shit by hand and fucking up.
>>324348628
You do it then, faggot.
>>324329745
But first I'm gonna sage your shit thread.
>>324348820
it's TAS, yeah. Much of the hours-long setup is automated, even.
>>324348316
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
B
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L
U
T
E
>>324348576
The more you come to know, you more you realize you don't know.
>>324329745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eX9CSEeIhc
-WAITING FOR PENGUIN TO ALIGN-
>>324346774
imagine how the morrowind devs felt when videos of people beating the game in under 10 minutes started popping up
>who was in charge of alchemy?
>dave the intern
>fucking dave
Imagine being bowser and seeing this shit coming after you
