Are we are living in an age where video games are getting so ingrained in children that they can't find any enjoyment growing up without a game involved or what
People on here have a fucking Nintendo/Rosalina porn dump here every fucking night and you're bitching about some kids liking blocky bits?
>>324325563
The point here being that society has low standards.
>>324325531
>trolled hard minecraft
I'm in tears. How did little kids get onto Pornhub and search up fucking trolling videos?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9nQthMijrc
:^)
>virgins want porn of your favorite game
STOP THE PRESSES!!!!
just /thread this shit already
There is money to be made here. Does anyone want to make a minecraft porn? the costumes are really easy to do.
This basically shows one thing.
They're growing up.
I am starting to think people are confusing pornhub with youtube now.
Or we have let youth get too far involved with internet.
I can't even begin to imagine fapping to minecraft.
>>324325563
One thing looks like actual human beings, the other is literal fucking blocks
>>324325940
And they get off with blocky shit. America really needs Trump to win.
Does anyone care about home world anymore? Can we have a thread where we talk about a game that's not weeb and not e celeb?
Thoughts? Predictions? Excitement?
>>324324036
>2016
>Any year above 10
>Minecraft is still relevant.
this is ass
>>324325563
at least most nintendo girls are human, who could get off to literal squares rubbing against eachother
hell i could probably make one of these videos just by pushing two cardboard boxes together
>>324325401
It's not necessarily video games or Minecraft, it's just severe social ineptitude to the point of not being able to relate to other human beings on even the most primal level.
You know all those 80s/early 90s kids who grew up watching all those cartoons full of talking animals and turned out to be furries as adults? Same reason. If they'd of had Minecraft back then they'd be jerking off to block people right now too.
It's basically what happens when parents decide to not engage with their kid at all or provide them with social stimuli and instead lets the tv/video games/etc solely raise their kid for them.
>>324325563
blocks are literally the opposite of what you're supposed to find attractive
>>324326205
>anal lightsaber
I just looked it up.
It's not even porn, it's just let's plays. Why?
>>324326245
We need a name for people who masturbate to blocks
>years from now the weird fetish here won't be furry or loli but minecraft and block people porn
>>324325563
Big difference. Those are both human characters and hot girls, block people and talking animals aren't.
>>324326095
How the fuck would Trump change what little boys jack off to?
>>324326397
It's a genuine improvement
>>324326292
If these kids are getting off to blocks imagine what sort of shit they will be into years down the road if this is the starting point for them.
I started off with monster girls about 12 years ago and I'm into some pretty weird shit now, I can only imagine they will turn out to be worse than kitchen tile guy.
>>324325563
The difference between Minecraft and [your first fap] is that the former isn't even remotely visually nor sexually appealing.
Lara has big tits, Misty has a slender figure and wears tight clothes. Minecraft has cubes and bad textures.
>>324326205
>anal lightsaber
>darth vader blowjob
>>324324036
>inb4 that video with minecraft guy deepthroating a lever underwater or something
>>324326357
children
>>324324036
So does that mean they are getting intoCockBlock
>>324324036
On one hand, I want to search it up to see what it is
On the other, even I dont want to search that up and have it on my history
>>324326397
>instead of anons replying THICK at girl image posts they find attractive they'll post PRISMATIC
There's was a point where I only bought a game if there was a sufficient amount of pornographic fanart for it. Oh wait I still do.
>>324326495
Trump will get rid of all degenerates.
>>324326114
Even the developers seemed bored with it
Its like a SupCom tech demo rather than a game
>>324326357
Blockheads
>>324326662
CUBULAR
>>324325826
>if you don't subscribe, then you're not cool
everytime
>>324326357
Blockheads?
>>324325563
>all these dipshits replying with the "blocks" argument
>implying people here and elsehwere havent jerked off to old ass pixel art before
you guys are retarded
>>324326357
Blockies? Blockheads?
Blockholding?
>>324326205
>anal lightsaber
I hope video games crash and burn in a river of flame.
>>324325694
>btw I search for minecraft on pornhub
>>324326794
thats completely different
>>324326357
Cock blocks
>>324325563
i think this is funny more than anything. people can jack off to whatever gets them going, but man, this in particular is a hoot.
>>324325531
> minecraft true love
>>324326357
Blucks.
>>324325826
Every time I see that thumbnail I cringe hard.
>>324326814
i hope it prospers more and more soo buttblasted fags like you stays buttblasted
this is your fault /v/
you did this
>>324326891
it isnt. pixels are blocks. minecraft is blocks.
checkmate atheists.
>>324326510
Ehh, both seem pretty awful to me.
>>324326357
BLOCKED
>>324325694
It's because if you Google "porn" the very first result is PornHub.
Parents don't supervise their internet use and give them tablets and smartphones at way too early an age. So when they hear the word "porn" for the first time and find out what it is, they Google it and Google is happy to oblige.
I know that the first time I heard of porn was when I was 12 or so and had just started middle school. Unfortunately my parents were poor so we didn't have internet access until well into my late teens so as much as I wanted to experience it for myself as a kid I couldn't.
>>324326205
>anal lightsaber
that sounds really fucking painful
>>324327236
The worst part is that it is true. /v/ is the responsable for the downfall of society
>>324327373
those look like french fries on a cardboard box
>>324327373
> square tits
Every fucking time I think I can't be surprised anymore...
>>324326357
robots
humans (and a lot of other mammals) usually get off to things with CURVES. Hard edges literally cannot be attractive to our brains.
>>324327373
Oh. Huh.
Alright then.
I mean I've seen some pics of sexualized creepers and skeletons where they're monstergirls or just animes in hoodies or whatever the fuck but this is on a whole 'nother level.
>>324327373
What is wrong with Goro?
Many years ago, you were masturbating to this /v/
whats the difference?
>>324325531
>trolled hard minecraft
I can't fucking breathe.
>>324325531
>hard drilling
>>324327391
Good thing Windows 10 have a parental control.
Minecraft is just so popular that kind of thing is natural.
The other day while looking for chubby girls I ended up playing some kind of rpgmaker game about this guy's adventures in minecraft. Aside from being about the developer being kidnapped while his OCs rescue him it was a pretty good game. Combat was pretty well balanced, each character has their own unique gimmick, and the battle sprites are actually incredibly good looking.
The fetish stuff was pretty okay if you like weight gain and stuffing. Also the chubby creeper girl was pretty cute, probably because she was a girl and not a green dick.
>>324327625
But I was masturbating to Tifa's tits at the time.
???
>>324327373
I didn't know CWC made Minecraft porn
>>324326705
trump wants to fuck his daughter fyi
>>324327373
CUBULAR
>>324327816
That's natural.
I've jerked off to minecraft porn once but it was only because the girl was getting gangbanged by animals and shit with tons of cum everywhere. She didn't even look blocky like >>324327373
>>324327625
dat hourglass figure mane
>>324327373
you know, I don't mind people jerking it to minecraft porn.
I've seen some cute pictures of hot anime babes wearing creeper hoodies, for example. I'd probably masturbate to that too.
And hell, even for a more blocky approach I've seen some kinda hot stuff drawn by gashi-gashi.
But if this is what the average kid looking up minecraft porn is jerking their little baby dick off too, then god help us all.
>>324327804
>how to install minecraft mods
Oh yeah baby that's the stuff
>>324327625
I never found her attractive until later games actually.
>>324327804
>funny meme boy
>how to install mods
>steve raping some creeper
>>324327816
Kids these days are so fucked up
>>324327405
for you
>>324326662
Wouldn't it be "BRICK" instead?
>>324327875
I was afraid that wouldn't finish. Then it did.
Nice.
>>324328014
I seriously wish that Freud could give his own thoughts on shit like this.
>>324326205
>Darth Vader blowjob
I literally saw a video of that for the first time today.
>>324327373
>It's 2016
>this is the shit we have in 2016
>no fucking AI or cool robot things
>but yes on blocky porn
The jews did this
>>324326507
>>324327804
>funny meme boy
holy shit it's real
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1361945824
>>324327373
This is gonna be like that fucking girlgaming website again isn't it.
I fucking knew january or february this shit would be on my eye's doorstep again. I hate this goddamn time of fucking year.
>>324326205
>no twilek
>>324327875
>that gif
It's... relaxing. Where can I find more of that?
>>324326357
Fucking squares
>>324328230
That's actually better
>>324328351
Wait a minute, that pool...
>>324327373
>>324327373
>Minecraft porn
>Having boobs
>>324328557
>american dad
>family guy
>simpsons
How do people get off to this shit
>>324328557
>Brady Bunch
what the fuck
>>324325669
How old is this image now?
video games were a mistake
>>324326357
4Dfags
>>324328350
The oculus rift exists now.
And robotics are coming along. We have robots that can walk fairly well. They will be reliable soon enough. You can talk to your phone and TV now, and it listens. Everyone can buy a reasonably priced flying device now. It's coming, anon. Don't panic.
>>324326205
>no aayla secura
SHIT TASTE
>>324327373
>nearly 4 minutes
>>324326357
Brickies.
What if kids start off with shit so that they can work their way up? If you find the best at an early age, the only way is down.
>>324328557
>batman #4
fuck man, id take a new generation of furrys over this shit. at least they leveled out and became somewhat bearable.
>>324328706
Actually there is a pretty good porn spoof of that with Jessie Andrews
>>324326245
That's sad.
>>324328557
Man, I get that people get off to porn of the cartoons for some reason; but Brady Bunch?
Why the fuck are there even let's plays on Pornhub?
Also, this is only missing the Unregistered Hypercam thing.http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5618d53b6e17c
>>324325694
>little kids
>>324327625
The difference is that despite graphical limitations, that's obviously meant to represent a busty curvaceous woman. Furthermore there was plenty of FMV art of her to let you know what she was supposed to look like.
There's a big difference between that and fucking blocks that can't be anything but blocks.
>>324328782
>robotics
>good
>basic speech recognition
>AI
o i am laffin, I bet you think le singularity will happen in 2040 too you fag
>>324325531
>Minecraft Masterbating
Hey, that's exactly how I spelled Masturbating when I was 9.
>>324328557
>avengers
>>324328351
is there anything japs won't humanize?
>>324328351
it can't be dat pool...
If jerking it to blocks is wrong then I don't wanna be right
>>324327679
So did my computer.
Didn't keep me from circumventing it and looking at porn anyway.
I missed this /b/. I missed the time where we can look up other sad fucked up internet communities and laugh instead of getting riled up and insulted over nothing.
>>324329106
chyna "porn" is not something you watch because you want to get hard
>>324324036
Everyday we drift further from God's light
>>324329158
Look anon that girl has round boobs and a round ass and looks similiar to a human, what these kids are doing this they are literally masturbating to nude minecraft skins "fucking" each other
>>324329158
Those are not blocks
>>324326357
Cockblockers
>>324329158
using gashi-gashi art is fucking cheating, that guy could make me masturbate to anything.
>>324324036
remember when this was just a neat little game on /v/ about playing with blocks and you could talk to notch in the threads and it was just a cool thing with a cult following and
>>324329262
God damn it NJ why do you have such shit taste I thought we were better than that
>>324327373
>there are pre-teens RIGHT NOW yanking to this
>>324329262
>my state is full of weebs
that's reassuring
>>324329262
>kentucky
>hentai
>>324327804
The fuck is that shit doing on a porn site?
Do autismos not understand that PornHub is for porn?
>>324324036
Its because this faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyq4MCCoDLE&ab_channel=LeafyIsHere
>>324324036
THIS IS WHAT NOSTRADAMUS WAS TALKING ABOUT
WHY DID YOU NOT PREVENT THIS
>>324329262
>utah has nothing
Lel fucking Mormans
>>324329262
California and washington master race.
>>324329262
>kentucky
>hentai
>>324329248
Were his videos taken down?
I can't seem to find them.
>>324329261
I know
I just wanted a reason to post that gif
>>324329248
As much as I hate SA, at least they had the right idea about "Safari Rules." Too many hotheads try to intervene and make shit worse and ruin the show for everyone.
>>324329262
>All those states that just want a mixtape of porn.
Such a waste.
>>324329439
funny thing they have fucking 10 000+ views.
>>324329262
Feels good living in kentucky
>>324328351
best girl.
>>324328441
You. I like you. My Nigga
>>324329262
>Smoking
Hahahahaheuahehauah
>Kids getting into porn
>Everyone here freaks the fuck out
Don't even pretend you weren't jacking it to ZONE animations or the hot girls in whatever games you had growing up. This is the same thing.
>>324326357
Brocrafts
>>324327391
>his first porn site wasn't discovered by checking out stupid urls like butt.com and poop.com
>>324329657
>that one twilek porn digital playground did
>>324327625
>High def textures
>Low poly model
What's going on here?
Also I wasn't attracted to her until AoD or Legend. Legend Lara is most attractive Lara.
>>324329495
P-People really don't just call it dick?
>>324329262
>anita queen
>>324329554
you know it man
>>324329710
it's not natural for children to fap to literal blocks or unnatural shapes.
>>324326397
How is loli weird?
>>324328880
If I put it in, will you die?
>>324329710
Yes anon but we jacked off the thing that were human shaped, thing that looked like a human. These kids are masturbating to fucking geometric shapes. Even sonic porn isn't this bad.
>>324326357
Minecucks
and so the appropriation of nerd culture carries on
>>324329495
>"Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks"
Obviously, and scientifically proven, not a line that would come out of a yankee's mouth.
>5 year old nephew visits for the weekend
>ask him what he wants to be when he grows up
>tells me he wants to be a minecraft youtuber
>spends the entire weekend watching minecraft letsplays
>>324329262
>Bible belt is full of teen and ebony
Literal pottery
>>324329785
Literally fapped to it twice today, god-tier taste anon
>>324326357
The Aristrocrats!
>>324329902
Why not?
How is it any different from fapping to spoons or bug eyed children?
this ones for the brits
>>324328880
>tfw no gay porn involving bane and CIA
>>324329262
>Alabama
>Ebony
It's true...
>>324326705
But he himself is a degenerate.
>>324329819
Dick doesn't sound sexy. Cock does.
Dick sounds like the PG rated version of cock.
>>324328408
>the music is dubshit spongebob music
haven't laughed this hard in a long time
>>324329902
>Not natural
You're complaining about what is natural while using a computer and the internet to talk to people from all over the world?
>kids nowadays are growing up with full, completely unrestricted and unmonitored access to the internet on mobile devices like the 3DS from the point they're able to read
this is fucking disturbing and worries me for the future, this technology is unlike anything that has ever existed before
at any given time on the internet, you're just a search and a click away from seeing that GIF of a guy shitting on a baby
the power to find anything is too much for kids to handle and parents are totally ignorant
>>324329710
>jerking it to human characters is the same as jerking it to blocks
>>324330024
Spoons are a natural shape anon, and just because japs are all squinty doesn't make everyone else bug-eyed you goddamn chink.
I bet you don't even know about our spoon trees, I bet you think we make them out of fucking metal or something.
>>324329262
>The state you're from and the state you're in both have the same search
>>324330037
>Indian slowly sliding off the list
Off to the DSS you go.
>>324329879
>indian a constant contender
>ebony only shows up once at number 9
What.
>>324329785
>>324330007
Wait what twilek porn?Can you guys give me sauce?
>>324329879
>Cartoon
>Step sister
What the fuck.
>>324330037
They didn't have another word for muslim?
>>324329879
>mom 8th in 2012
>1st in 2013
What the fuck happened
>>324325401
games replaced cartoons
>>324326245
>It's basically what happens when parents decide to not engage with their kid at all or provide them with social stimuli and instead lets the tv/video games/etc solely raise their kid for them.
this, so much this
>>324324036
There's minecraft porn on pornhub?
>>324330037
>UK getting culturally enriched so hard they have to enter a search term for their own region just to find porn they like
>>324330037
>That slowly creepy stepmom term replacing milf
Looks like daddy upgraded.
>>324327373
If the designs were changed to non-blocks I wouldn't have a problem. A normal (for 2D) woman getting raped by a zombie and a creeper rendered as some kind of writhing four-legged penis monster is understandable, but keeping the block aesthetic is just... I don't get it. It's like getting off to super deformed characters only moreso.
>>324330190
Freud happened
>>324329879
>the west will never create pornographic cartoons in the quality and quantity Japan creates anime porn
Kill me, I much prefer the cartoony style, our only hope is france
last two before I go back to video games
saving the best for last
>>324329495
>>324329262
The south is fucked up.
>>324330037
>2011
POOPIE FOR A RUPEE
>>324326507
>>324328351
>>324329590
Post more minecraft girls
>>324329785
Is it out?
Why the fuck is pornhub filled with so much meme shit?
>>324329731
I remember going to boobs.com with a friend and immediately exiting once the page finally loaded
>>324330098
>3DS
Please, most parents these days just have a family tablet that they load up on cheap mobile games for their kids.
>>324329262
>compilation
What is that?
>>324330302
but, how? pornhub is for videos not drawings.
>>324327601
More like a whole NETHER level! HAHAHAHA!
>>324330302
last one
you can find more of them here http://www.pornhub.com/insights
>>324330302
>cyclops
>button mash
?????
>>324330357
Because pornhub itself is a meme.
>>324330357
God damn I'll have to visit sometime
>>324330357
It's the same reason /v/ is full of not video games.
>>324330376
Compilation of cuts from different videos about the same thing, like cumshots
>>324330429
>Russia that high on the list
Fucking slavs.
>>324330376
Someone just putting a whole bunch of a certain thing into one video.
Like a cumshot one will be like 20 chained cumshots from different sources.
>>324326357
Duplos
>>324330042
>Have to spend a few weeks in Mobile because of my job
>Everyone is black
>>324330190
2012 was when men were still mennot really
>>324328719
Probably... old enough that the picture itself is legal in even the most prudish state.
>>324330429
im surprised Germany isnt on the list, isnt that the most furry country>
>>324330452
>Button Mash
background character that some guys made an OC mom for that had was a FOTM in the whole fandom
I have no idea who Cyclops is.
>no one posted the best one yet
>>324330149
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56785f29cc86b
>>324329879
I will never understand the appeal to lesbian porn
I just want to see them get fucked
>>324329785
UNF. Ever since I saw Oola dancing in jaba's palace at a tender age, my dick and I have never looked back.
>anime site complaining about virtual porn
Oh this is gold.
>>324330558
Nah mate
Sticklebricks.
>>324330037
Funny how the British are always ragging on Americans for being arrogant. Looks like it wass nothing but projection this entire time.
>>324330496
>cumshot complation
That is the single most gayest shit I have heard.
>>324330429
Wow Russians are really into ponies for some reason.
>>324329262
Every time I see my home state on these types of lists, I'm just super happy for it not to be weird.
Milf is fine.
>>324330429
>>324330581
Remember this in the other board. It was hilarious, though they just assumed people used googlechrome VPNs.
>>324330429
I don't understand those %
>>324330302
>>324330429
>>324330601
>advanced warfare
>>324328557
Man that scooby doo porn is great
(CAN'T WAKE UP)
>>324330098
Thing is, anon, the "90's kids" were basically the last generation to not be surrounded by technology.
They grew up in a time where the internet had yet to really become popular, and tech was still in its early days. Sure, over time they started adapting to tech as it developed, but from here on out, all future generations will be practically surrounded by smartphones/computers/etc.
The only, ONLY hope for them is that, since their parents adapted to technology, that hopefully those parents will be able to guide these children.
It's still a harrowing thought.
>>324330357
Jesus Christ
>>324330601
>christian mingle
>>324330684
For some reason, /k/'s chill with /mlp/ to a degree.
>>324330649
you got bad taste brah
>>324330601
>hairy creampie
>destroy bush
Korea is a really divided country.
>>324330601
Kim Jung-Un constantly fucks them, so they want to see someone fucking him. Simple logic
>implying it's not hardcore man-on-man loving
>>324329902
>>324329938
Not having imagination
shitty excuse is shitty also...you people are pretty much finding Rule 34 one of the pilars of the internet and probably one of the few things 4chan actually likes wrong?
holy fuck /v/ just holy fuck...
>>324324036She's cute t.bh, but I definitely wouldn't