meanwhile at the playground /v/
WHO SHIT IN THE SANDBOX
WHO SWING MASTER RACE HERE?
>Being a dirty slide peasant
ISHYGIDDITY
monkey bars are the only hardcore game
>>324253851
I like all of them
>>324253929
>not climbing outside the bars onto the roof of the structure
fucking casual scum
MERRY GO ROUND IS NOT A GIMMICK, FAGGOTS
These cheats will cost some candy
>when you walked in on Ms. Moderator touching herself without her clothes on
>she notices me there but keeps doing it
man guys, Girls are hot as fudge! Anyone else going in class early?
You don't know about that centrifugal force pole. Only way to get dizzy.
>>324253851
MAH NIGGA
>>324253964
GET OUT OF MY PLAYGROUND
>>324254084
I don't need it because my uncle works for all the game companies
Foursquare master race here. Stay jelly, Kickball fags
>>324254256
STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE!
>big playground set that has a hole in it so you can sneak under that structure even though it wasn't its intended use
Felt fucking great. It was like using cheat codes.
Who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to make the seesaw multiplayer only?
>>324254360
Have fun arguing about rules for the whole period you double nigger.
>>324254397
>not having friends to seesaw with
Bruh. Do you even tag?
>>324254360
>tfw you're not in the clique of four who just help each other control the whole four square court
Those kids should have been stoned
>>324254498
>having friends
Not all of us live in the city.
>its an annoying light drizzle
>the swings are taken
>everyone cool playing tag but they dont invite you in
>girls hogging the stairs
>that one fat kid playing gameboy while sitting on the end of the slide
>nobody brings their cards anymore ever since jimmy snitched
>crush is on the other side of the playground with her friends, oh god, I dont know if I should say something to her
>have to pee
>wanna get back inside so I can doodle in my notebook and sit down
>its cold and you didnt bring a jacket
>my feet hurt
>this recess sucks
You assholes all take tetherball way too fucking seriously. You're not even MLG but you're trying to spike the ball around into peoples' faces like a bunch of tourneyfags. Ugh. I'm telling my mom to take me back to the Reddit playground.
These things were fucking amazing if you learned how to properly control your momentum to accelerate
>>324254823
>That kid who knocked it off balance by jumping aboard as heavily as possible
Fuck you
I'll show you my peepee if you give me your new spongebob shovel
>>324255039
>just a few days ago
>>324255039
This is the kind of shit Hitler was trying to prevent. Go play jump rope, you fucking degenerates.
Only real pros can do a back flip of the swing on to their feet.
Scrubs need not apply.
>Hardcoremode
Climb to the top of the swings and sit on the top then slide down the chain before you get caught.
I'm creating a sand civilization, who wants to help? I already got the houses down, so I moved onto the pools.
>>324253851
>Mandatory co-op
>Only goes in two directions
>Chains pinch you
>You can fall off and get hurt
>Fucking sand everywhere
SLIDE MASTER RACE
BRB GETTING LIGHTNING POWERS
>>324255486
>this level of autism
I hope Todd shows up to grief you.
Did you see those guys in the next town over have tire rubber under all their equipment? Fucking casuals. Back in my day we got splinters on the cedar chips and cat shit in the sand, and we LIKED IT.
>>324255574
>mandatory co-op
>falling off
GIT GUD
>slide master race
>only goes ONE direction
>no skill involved, just sit down and go
Slides are to playgrounds what "cinematic experiences" are to vidya
>2016
>not mastering monkey bars
fricking degenerates
>>324255574
>Mandatory co-op
Is moving yourself with your fucking legs too hard?
>Only goes in two directions
Just like slides faggot
>Chains pinch you
You sound like a pansy pussy ass
>You can fall off and get hurt
>Being this shit at swinging
>Fucking sand everywhere
>He doesn't jump over the sand at the height of the swing
Fucking slide shitters think they know anything about swings
>>324255574
Jokes on you fag, I pee on the slide after school.
Swings for life.
>>324255648
I'll get my brother and cousin on Todd and they're in MIDDLE SCHOOL.
>>324255780
>one direction
Yeah but slides come in all shapes and sizes. Swings only come in one variety.
>b-BUT MUH EXCLUSIVE
Hahaha eat shit. I bet you can't even climb up the slide.
Who thetherball master race here?
>>324255741
Go back to /retro/ with that woodchip shit
Yo ya'll hear 'bout dose bball hoops dey gonna put in at da blacktop? Get fuckin hype.
>>324256021
>sun bakes in sun all day you could fry eggs on it
Fuck your artificial difficulty
> he doesn't rp as a shopkeeper in the little window thing
Have fun with your linear bullshit while I'm experiencing the next generation of RPG elements
>>324256129
that feel when the hoops are regulated so every one gets a sjw turn and you cant ball hard with your friends
>>324256129
Oh cut it out Chester, you're not black. Don't make me tell Tyrone you're doing this shit again.
>>324253851
THE SWING WAS SUPPOSE TO BE EXCLUSIVE!!
>mfw this is the best thread we've had in months
>>324256374
>shillchan.jpg
>>324256374
>unironically going to pedochan
Get the fuck out of my playground
>>324256374
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>324256469
There was a pretty good wrassling thread last night if that's your sort of bag
Swingcucks btfo
Hey guys. I heard from the D.A.R.E. rep that a bunch of middle schoolers have been smoking marijuana around the back side of the gym building. Keep an eye out for it and make sure to report that shit to Ms. Moderator.
>>324256767
Fuck Nancy Reagan
Alex, I swear to gosh, stop telling the teacher on us because we don't want to play with you.
>>324256738
>girl
Everyone knows girls aren't any good at swings. The only things they know how to do are jump rope and play house. Disgusting.
>>324256374
>having playgrounds
What kind of shit schools did you go to? School is for learning, not for playing.
What's with playground designers fucking pandering to causals these days? Do they think they'll make more money by betraying their true fan base? Every new playground has some fucking sorry excuse for a slide, gay padding and shit everywhere and to top it off no fucking carousel. How do we fix the causes problem?
>>324257001
>He goes to a private richboy school
Look at this weenie and laugh!
>>324257001
>what is kindergarden
>>324257001
Get a load of this nerd. Have fun using math and Reading in every day life, see how well that serves you when you've got use monkey bars to escape a burning building
>>324256129
There goes the playground
>>324256767
no one likes a tattletale snitch randy!
>No jumping off swings allowed
Thanks casuals
>>324257029
Yeah. It's absolute bullshit. They took away dodgeball, too, because the SJWs were crying about the boys being able to throw the balls harder than the girls or something.
>>324256374
>not banning CP
Disgusing pedo freak, kill yourself
>>324256021
What about baby swings nigga? What about the songs worth the handlebars and shit? What about rope swings?
>>324257187
>not doing it anyway when the teachers and tattletales aren't looking
screw the police
>>324256374
This shits still around? Fucking hell guys no imageboard is going to compete with old 4chan.
Stop being such a fucking pussy. If you want wild west imageboards, go on onionchan.
>>324256856
Why would anyone do this?
>Crevice between buildings was always for duels and video games
Bring your Magic, Bring your YGO don't bring your pokemon cards you stupid cunt, no one plays those and you'll just get it stolen.
>>324256374
Considering you need to advertise your site on a shitposting thread on /v/, I'm going to assume Mchan is a slow piece of shit and not worth going to.
>>324257741
>tfw pokemon cards were banned because one kid kept getting his cards stolen by everyone
>playing tag around the swings
>1990
i seriously hope none of you did thiscause you werent born yet
>not chasinf the girls around while they scream
>>324257978
>Not going to the DANGER ZONE
>>324258052
He didn't infiltrate their ranks to get information for the brotherhood.
>>324256856
Fuck dude.
For some reason reminds me of when the special kid went extra special and stabbed another kid in the arm with a pencil
>>324257871
>was a goody goody as a kid
>dueled some kid probably 4 years younger than me in yugioh
>he spergs out because I know the rules and he doesn't and throws his cards everywhere
>help him pick them up but steal the good ones
Only time I've legitimately stole something feel bad about it but he was a annoying brat so whatever got me a blue eyes
>>324255574
>needing someone to push you like a bitch
>falling off
real hardcore motherfuckers jump off and see how far they can land.
>on-rails gameplay
>long time climbing up with shitty climax
>probably a puddle at the bottom from babby piss
casual slide scum GTFO
Who /lookingundergirlsskirtsatthemonkeybars/ here?
>>324258182
>when the special kid went extra special and stabbed another kid in the arm with a pencil
What is it with special kids stabbing people?
In my middle school it one of them stabbed a teacher with a fork during lunch.
>>324258182
tfw the graphite stays in your arm forever
>>324256767
report that shit to me first. I'm running low
>>324258682
In my school we had a special girl that would run off.
i think i need to greentext this other story
>be me
>only me and 3 retarded kids left
>teacher has to go to bathroom
>tell me to watch over the retards
>i tell her i can do it
>she goes to bathroom
>i get bored after 2 minutes
>i decide to go home
>come to school the next day
>they apparently lost two of the tards
>try to blame it on me for leaving
>i tell then it was my teacher's fault
>she gets fired
Well, she was a bitch anyway
>all these Swing players
>not a single person here mains Tire Swing
All of you are filthy fucking casuals. You talk shit about Slide and Seesaw, but then you don't even main the GOAT Swing. I bet half of you don't even show up to tournaments.
>>324259401
my nigga. it's painfully sad how few playgrounds had tire swings.
>>324259401
Bluky slower more uncomfortable shitty knockoff
>>324259217
it was def the teacher's fault, but you are a shitty person anyway anon
>>324259682
Dude i was 11 years old, what can you expect from an 11 years old guy?
>>324258875
It's true
I still have a gray scar on my right arm from 11 years ago
>>324259819
11 is plenty old enough to not be so shitty as that
>>324257741
>tfw in 3rd grade some shit kid came over to my desk, swabbed from my hand and RIPPED my ultra rare ritual card, went over to the trash and threw the remains, and I got in trouble for it.
>>324260276
The getting in trouble part better have come from you putting that kid on his ass
>>324257741
I was undefeated through 6th grade because of this broken nigga.
Why was this allowed?
>>324253815
Pajeet
WHO /CRAZYCARPET/ HERE
BEST FUCKING CANADIAN WINTERS
>>324260276
>Rituals
Everyone used Toons and Blue Eyes.
It was awful.
>>324260590
>coming to the hill after school to make jumps
>bringing bottles of water to ice up the run
>knees and ass bruised to shit from getting so much air
>>324260692
>he wasn't the cool kid with an Archfiend deck
>>324260692
I was in high school when Yugioh came out, and I just Yata locked everyone like the faggot I am.
>>324258682
We had a special ed kid stab and kill a teacher with a knife at a highschool. It happened about 4 years before I even reached highschool.
Also had one try to stab someone with a pencil. Happened right in front of me during art class in middle school.
