What the fuck
>>324177286
Did Minecraft Story Mode have "lewd" characters or something?
>>324177286
It's a perennial. It's a mass appealing game. Kids eventually grow out of it but there's a new generation of 7 year olds right behind them that will pick it up and play it for a few years.
>>324177286
>that dip when the school year begins
>>324177286
Minecraft porn
>>324177286
All those kids that love Minecraft are starting to hit puberty.
But unfortunately can't get a boner without seeing a penis look like a rectangular prism.
>>324177286
Minecraft porn you say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9nQthMijrc&feature=youtu.be
>>324177286
>>324178312
Bear in mind by 2017 they will all be coming here and we will have to sit through the normalization of minecraft threads, kind of like what happened with Halo, Kingdom Hearts, and Naruto.
>>324179370
>watching LPs on porn sites
>>324179370
>Searching for LPs on pornhub
>>324179370
>minecraft hard drilling
What?
I tried looking this up but I only found cock block porn...
>>324179568
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=64485573
>>324177691
It says PornHub at the top
>>324179370
>>324179370
>>324179547
Porn is basically a LP of sex tho
>>324179526
>>324179370
>masterbaiting
>>324179370
I'm laughing uncontrollably at "trolled hard minecraft"
There's just something wonderful about those words.
>>324179370
>trolled hard minecraft
>let's play minecraft
>>324179832
Kek
>>324179370
>hard drilling
there is nothing sexy in the minecraft @.@
>>324179370
genius
What a time to be alive.
>>324179832
Speedruns when
>OK, she's going to apply the condom with her mouth, that will save a few frames
>>324179213
>normalization of minecraft threads
Uh were you not here when Minecraft began? Did you completely forget the fact that Notch came to /v/ for input during the early days of Minecraft or you are just retarded? There was tons of threads on /v/ about Minecraft before it went BIG.
>>324179641
>>324179370
That's it, I'm done. I want off this ride.
>>324179641
>128,402 VIEWS
Kek
>>324180365
Not that anon, but it wasn't very popular on /v/. People were bashing on it pretty freely, calling it a game for kids/autists.
I think that the anon is worried about nostalgic Minecraft threads where people talk about how "This shit was my childhood" and how it was "one of the best games I've ever played" or something like that, I don't know.
This is what happens when children who grew up playing minecraft grow old enough to look at pornography, it is THAT simple.
>>324179370
Is it that, maybe, someone told the kids "Hey! have a tab with a Minecraft "let's play" while you stealthly watch porn"
>>324179370
>hard drilling
>lets play
>masterbating
>trolled hard
>true love
>>324179679
Oh, okay. I'll fix it:
It's a perennial. It's a mass appealing game. Kids eventually grow out of it but there's a new generation of 7 year olds right behind them that will pick it up and play it for a few years.
>/v/ making Minecraft popular, Reddit making it even more popular, Autists and Children making it extremely popular, LPers looking to make a quick buck off of Youtube, Google allowing Youtube to pay out Minecraft LPers, Minecraft becoming one of the biggest games of all time led to FuturisticHub creating NEEDED IN MINECRAFT 1 and 2, which finally brings us here 2 Years Later
>>324180635
hello new friend :-)
>>324179641
>the related videos
>>324180686
Cool, good night
>>324180753
Are you seriously trying to convince me that Minecraft was popular on /v/?
I was here. It wasn't. Sure there were some people who liked it, but the majority didn't.
>>324179641
Oh shit...
It's like watching porn specifically made for edgy 14 yo kids... I mean, how do you go XXX while keeping it PG? This is your answer.
>>324180635
>Not that anon, but it wasn't very popular on /v/. People were bashing on it pretty freely, calling it a game for kids/autists.
I don't remember the majority of people saying that, I remember the hate started to pour in when Notch was taking super long vacations and adding very little content.
Also, there is nothing wrong with Minecraft being the "childhood" game for a new generation. Every generation is going to adore a certain groups games no matter what, just because you don't like those games doesn't mean that generation is worth any less.
>>324178386
http://venturebeat.com/2016/01/15/minecraft-porn/
>>324180889
it started on /v/ you retard
Why this on /v/ again?
Right... minecraft
ok people who are turned on by Minecraft is right up there in creepiness with people into feet to me
>>324179370
Makes sense.
My nephew does nothing but play minecraft and I'm positive he's got a touch of the 'tism.
I imagine it's hard for him to think of anything other than in minecraft terms at this point.
>>324180889
Absolute lie. I remember when we played it back when it was web based.
>>324180889
We used to have threads and talk about Minecraft all the time back when it was in alpha.
>>324180889
>That old "thanks /v/" quote on the main menu
uh huh
>>324181183
It's "Woo, /v/"
Dipshit
>18-24
>>324181137
This. We used to have a 4chan map an everything. Also, the free betatesting we did for Notch was incredibly helpful to him
>>324181225
its "yay /v/" assjack
>>324180008
go to bed
>>324181261
When they say 18-24, they obviously mean 12-18.
>>324180365
OK sure, maybe in 2010.
That has nothing to do with the kids who play minecraft now.
>>324181261
it's "we have to say 18 to be allowed" 18
>>324180974
>Also, there is nothing wrong with Minecraft being the "childhood" game for a new generation
I agree with you completely. I was just trying to say what the other anon said. To your other point, maybe I'm wrong, I didn't really go to Minecraft threads, didn't really tickle my interest.
>>324181137
All I'm saying that it wasn't loved by all. I worded myself poorly
>>324181000
Nice trips, I know it started on /v/, doesn't mean that there weren't a lot of people bashing it. Just like Undertale. Say what you will, there were a lot of people even in those early threads who were lukewarm towards it.
>>324181261
And this is not counting for people under 17.
>>324181515
full retard
>>324181349
Of course, you dingus. Want them to admit part of their userbase is underage?
>>324179641
No way
>>324179370
Kids are so autistic these days they will in fact jerk off to blocks having 'sex'
>>324181261
Anyone got that pornhub screencap where russia searches the most amount ofmlp porn
>>324181515
>13 year old types in "minecraft" on pornhub
>"Are you 18 or older?"
>"Yes - No"
>clicks Yes
>>324181581
But people wouldn't lie about their age on the internet.
Right, anon?
>>324180114
A girl doing a nude 'n' lewd LP sounds pretty hot
>>324181736
>Pewdiepie
>tfw nobody will ever look for porn of you
;_;
>>324179370
I'm so glad my little brother isn't into Autismcraft
>>324181756
Is not that, you retard.
see >>324181592
>>324180889
Notch had a fucking splash text on the main menu that said "hi /v/" or something like that. Just face it, you are wrong.
>>324181736
>lets play
>pewdiepie
>PDP's girlfriend AKA cutiepie
>>324181261
So where do they actually get this data. From registered users? People actually register on porn sites?
>>324181736
I really feel like the kids don't get that pornhub is not youtube.
>>324179641
>>324181310
its "moot who?" retard
>>324181261
so autism is more prevalent in men?
>>324181736
>halo
>coc
>cod
Underaged US kids are the main revenue for pornhub,who knew?
>>324180315
underrated.
>>324179370
>>324177286
>>324181261
>>324181736
C'mon /v/, stop pretending like you're bigger than this
Think back, won't you? You remember searching up DBZ hentai or Katara from Avatar
This is just what kids are growing up on today. Maybe it's weird 'cus it's Legos, but you found anything sexually arousing when you first discovered fapping.
>>324181950
Most mental illnesses are more prevalent in men, including autism.
>>324181910
>NO MOM, I SWEAR I thought it was YouTube! don't dissconect the Intenet, this is so unfair!!
>today's kids' first boner is a bunch of blocks
Makes my "pokemon misty nude" Google searches seem a whole lot less cringey in retrospect.
>>324182027
nigga I just masturbated to one of three sources
whatever shit flash games I could find
a pile of pictures my neighbor printed out
my stepdad's fat chick magazines, but those were only when I got too bored of the 8 pictures and couldn't get the laptop
>>324182027
At least when we were kids, we actually looked at real porn too and not blocky boobs.
>>324182027
the only weird thing i fapped to and still do is second life
>>324181134
My cousin used to play minecraft, i think he plays that seven days game now tho.
>>324182059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BrWVd74WTY
>>324182027
Yeah but atleast Katara or w/e was actually attractive and reasonable to wanna fuck
There is nothing fuckable in minecraft
>>324181659
http://www.pornhub.com/insights/pornhub-my-little-pony
>>324182027
Back then I had to trawl through some Yahoo categories and the Yerf squeeky clean furry archive and furcadia fansites on geocities to get my rocks off.
Kids these days have it easy, limitless porn at their fingertips. And they squander it with their atrocious tastes.
>>324182027
Fapping to blocks is retarded when you have tons of other shit to fap to. I literally just fapped to pokemon girls and bulma which isn't that bad because they look like woman. These kids are literally fapping to blocks
>>324180315
>we're going to pull out right before we finish
>it's a frame perfect trick
>it doesn't save that many frames now, but it'll really help us later
>>324182027
Sorry dude, this is on par with the guy who fapped to tile patterns. When you lurk for Doujins, you want to read your character's fantasy, see what it looks like when 2 characters you love fuck.
Minecraft has no lore. These poor lost bastards get hard with cubes. It's weird as fuck.
>>324177767
>>324182027
I have never searched to fap to any series I have seen, NEVER and trust me i'm so damaged that normal porn doesn't do the trick anymore
>>324180315
>porn TAS
By hitting her inner walls at the perfect angle with the precise amount of power, we can make her cum in half the time it would normally take.
>>324182263
The hell Russia?
>>324182263
>canada at the bottom
Feels good
>>324182263
what the fuck, slavs
>>324182027
Nigger can you openly say that a pillar with tits is just as hot as an anime character?
Somebody post the rest of that meesh comic from the earlier thread
The future's going to be really weird
>>324182263
Is Putin a horsefucker?
>>324182027
At least what we stumbled upon and fapped to wasn't a bunch of literal fucking blocks.
>>324179370
>>324179641
>>324181261
I'm done with this shit
>>324182310
>This trick here saves you a whole 9 months + 18 years worth of frames!
>>324180315
Alright this is the "premature ejaculation" glitch. It will prevent the trigger that starts the sex from happening, and it will take me straight to the end
>>324182447
Especially when that block with tits has no character at all while that anime character actually has a personality that you can apply certain fetishes to
>>324179832
Fucking genius, I'm stealing that.
>>324182428
>>324182438
Its called repression and bad genes.
>>324179370
>lets play minecraft
>>324182027
Avatar didn't exist when I was that age.
This is probably what our parents thought when we were searching for Pokemon porn.
>>324181261
>45-54 %1
what the fuck
THOOOSE KEEEDS AND THEEIR MIIINECRAFT GAYMES UUUGHH
>>324182310
I like that jump!
>>324179973
oh fuck
>>324182515
I'm sure he has some pony plushies to cuddle at night.
>>324180315
i'm sure tolki can tell you all about that
>>324182027
I used to spend 5 hours to download 20 secs of porn back then
and eventhen when someone called my house phone the internet disconnect and I have to restart
>>324182027
I used to search up yugioh hentai desu
>>324180315
>i like that bj
>>324182263
>Puerto Rico 5th place
I'm not surprised.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=85286059
>>324182263
>62%
If I ever find those Horsefuckers I'll personally murder them
>>324182637
There's a big difference though
Take a character like Misty, you can apply character traits to her, you physically tell she is female and somewhat cute, you can apply her traits to real life woman as well.
Then take a block, a literal fucking block with long hair and a slit. This block has no character traits, not personality and the physical attraction doesn't make sense biologically. You can't look at a real girl and say she looks like that minecraft character. It's just fucking weird.
>tfw I've got enough trouble with incorrectly tagged pornography on websites as it is and now it turns out people have been uploading Minecraft LPs on porn websites as well.
These cunts are probably the reason I can't find any homemade black girl gloryhole videos.
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/CxrCeZC.png "latest[1].png")
>notch could have eventually replaced his bullshit placeholder graphics with real ones
>but instead just let it become a "style" because he is a lazy fuck
>entire generation of kids is fucked in the head as a result
>there's actual minecraft lets plays on pornhub
Phil always wins baby
>>324182027
But I looked at Kingdom Hearts porn.
>>324182263
>Canada last
>>324182263
>mfw my conservative countrymen in Poland are more deviant than the danish liberals I live among
>>324182943
but that's quadruple d
>>324182996
>black girl
get on the cross racemixing scum
>>324182263
Pornhub is becoming a literal meme site.
>lmao I'm going to post a non-porn video but give it a porn name because memes
>>324182263
>Russia
PFFF-
>Chile
>mfw
>>324182263
Why do people find pony porn erotic?
>>324182943
![1448305716862[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qZs226C.jpg "1448305716862[1].jpg")
>>324182027
Man at least those sharks and airplanes I fapped to had round human proportions with big booties, these are just literal fucking blocks.
>>324183169
Colorful cute female characters.
>>324183007
This is what pisses me off the most.
>>324183108
>anal lightsaber
>>324183150
Do I dare ask what is clop?
>>324183169
>Why do people find porn erotic
Also they'recute.
>>324183108
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph567ab5e0d4f4a
>>324183108
>no Twi'lek ANYWHERE
What the actual fuck
>>324183108
Star wars actually isn't that bad
All those plebs have shit taste though, it's all about twileks
Also
>darth vader blowjobs
>>324183007
>>324183237
It's a mix of Notch's Laziness, Dock leaving, and the Indie Retro Audience having a collective orgasm over the placeholder graphics.
>>324183108
>Darth Vader blow job
I don't want to know what that dick looks like, probably scarred and pale
>>324183150
>futa that high
Heh
>Rainbow Dash is the most searched character
BULLSHIT
>>324183262
/mlp/-speak for fapping
>>324182956
I fully agree with you but this is what the boat is heading into.
In a few decades, people will be fucking weird for us. They will engage in VR gaming, with all these strange fetishes about blocky sex and god knows what else. "I used to look for Minecraft porn" will be a common phrase on the Internet and we, the current channers, will be old bitter assholes saying "I miss the furries"
>>324183262
Brony slang for masturbation.
>>324183262
brony term for fap
>>324183161
It's a good time to leave this shithole.
There's a point where this needs to stop
>>324183150
>Twilight that low
>>324183150
>brony
The idea of bronies doing porn makes me physically ill.
>>324183169
Ponies are the perfect balance between cute and sexy, small, cute and naive enough to be pets but also smart enough to be kinky
>>324179370
To each his own
>>324183372
>implying the furries will ever leave and/or die
>>324183108
>anal lightsaber
>>324182231
The excuses of people who've been caught out and are ashamed are always hilarious.His mum's a bitch though, masturbation is fun, enjoyable and a useful distraction from emotional pain.
>>324183372
Say what you want but at least furries have personalities and characteristics you can apply to real people even if autistic. I will never understand someone want to literally fuck a block woman though, biologically we are attracted to curves, wide hips, cute faces etc. It just doesn't make sense from an evolutionary standpoint at all.
>>324183370
>>324183379
>>324183412
That's... disappointing.
Wait, how do you guys know this again?
>>324183547
They will, they can't reproduce when there's only dicks and assholes involved.
>>324183502
I really doubt that's the case, though.
>>324183502
I bet 20 bucks half of them are Tara Strong bronycon gangbang videos, the other half is sweaty neckbeards on fursonas
>>324183367
Doesn't surprise me. Dashfags have always been the biggest plebs.
Hey guys, these people always existed. We just never knew about them because there was no internet/extreme social media.
I miss those times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6Q_zLOdzeY
>>324183587
Well, that is exactly the point I was making in my post...
>>324183606
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PppmPNCNM8A
>>324183606
Are you kidding? MLPorn is great.
>>324182725
I would prefer if you'd be quiet.
>>324183606
I used to be a brony, left during season 2.
I saw the very threads these terms were birthed in
>>324183606
its been 5 years, everybody and their mother know that alreadyAlso there are ponyfags in this thread right now
>>324183686
Why must you people give this guy more undeserved views?
this one will blow your mind
>>324183725
I know it's just im confused and angry and I have all these emotions because these kids are going to inherit the earth.
>>324183606
BecauseI like poniesand learning weird shit from the fandom is inevitable for me.
>>324180820
>http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=831769627
>>324183426
Any suggestions?
>>324183730
Human mlp porn is great
http://sunnysundown.tumblr.com/
Like this nigga
>>324183730
Back to your furry wannabe containment board
>>>/mlp/
>>324183642
This, really.
>Jesus fuck the world is screwed up
>Man, cops are evil
>muh turrurism
The Media is evil incarnate. This is not informative, this is complete control.
>>324183783
How shocking
>>324183783
Why would that be surprising? Bronies are manchildren.
>>324183606
Considering it's been five years, a lot of terms have become common knowledge.Dropped it after Season 3, knowing the fad was finally going to die thanks to all the hiatuses.Ponka a best
>>324183783
Why aren't there age brackets for 0-8, 8-14 and 14-18?
>>324183783
>65+
>there are old men right now who are alive, fapping to pony porn
>>324179370
Holy shit
>>324183913
a little thing called sarcasm
>>324183872__no
>thread went from funny to SAUSE? LINK?
Why can't we just have fun you dick stroking bastards
>>324183326
>Normies
>>324183783
>+37%
So the rest of the accounts are by roleplaying fags/beggars?
>>324182027
>implying i still don't pull the old john thomas to avatar porn
>>324183823
Shhh...It's Ok... let's drift into the abyss in peace, bro
See you in the darkness...
>/pol/ related porn
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=26440231
>>324183985
Because they're not supposed to be on the site in the first place. Just imagine that about 90% of the 18-24 is actually under 18.
>>324182231
>Channel has Tales of Awesomstrator #1 and Tales of Awesomstrator #3.
Where's the #2 video? These are funny.
>>324177286
>looked at the image
>Oh, it's just google doind their statistic shit or something
>mfw noticed the Pornhub logo
>>324183606
>He wasn't at ground zero
I bet you didn't even know its 4chan that created the term brony
>>324177286
People still play minecraft?
>Didn't read pornhub at the top
What is this?
I don't even...
This is it.
This is what happens when you have an entire generation growing up being told to feel shame for being heterosexual.
Now porn will have to be recorded on 16 bit cameras to appeal to the budding market of voxel-sexuals.
I hope you're happy feminists.
>>324182164
>anime girls
>"real" porn
Remind me again why jap porn is considered weird when USA fucking thinks a bunch of blocks is hot?
>>324184026
are we sure this isn't an animatronic?
>>324184153
>fapping to literal Legos is somehow equal to that
>>324183169
i don't know, but about a month i saw a middle aged guy in McD watching some girl getting fucked by a horse.
screen was bright as it could be and at least 2/3 of seats were occupied.
I guess this is also related
>>324184149
You do know that there is such thing as pro porn feminists, right?
I know a few
>>324181261
How do they know your age? Cookies?
>>324184229
>it's ok because the boobs are round!
>>324184149
It's not to late to fap to Anime girls.
>>324184153
Tehy still have human form... sort of
This are fucking cubes, man.
>>324182027
I NEVER SEARCHED UP PORN FOR PEWDIEPIE OR LEGOS WHEN I WAS A KID
>>324184154
Who knows.
>>324184149
>doesn't know pornhub doesn't show graphs for free advertisement
Get with the time
>>324184241
>yurop
>Slavs
>Cancuckada
I knew you were all subhuman
>>324184271
view history obviously, people ACTUALLY make accounts on porn sites
Can't wait for all the Blocked fetish videos.
>>324184241
a.k.a. subhuman infestation chart
Germany will be red in a year
>>324184335
No, they aren't
>>324184335
>there's no difference between a drawing of a person and a person made of cubes!
>>324182150
"Your first fap threads" in 10 years are going to get a lot more interesting.
>>324183107
Black pussy was made for white cock!
>>324184409
>asian that low
>>324184473
Hot, post more
>>324184432
>implying blue is not the superior
Only niggers like asses.
>>324182632
They're among us.
Hold me, oldanon
>>324184473
>this is what kids are fapping to
Yeah nah, comparing me fapping to Kim Possible when I was younger to this is retarded.
I wonder what wonderful fetishes will VR bring to us.
>>324184473
I can just read smut and imagine someone better looking than try to jerk off to that
>>324184519
Anon, a lot of people don't want to fap to humans that sound like race cars.
>>324184524
>daddy
>>324184524
so just eat her out and then you have a happy girl, got it.
>>324183108
gonna admit I looked up lightsaber before because I was curious if someone made a lightsaber sex toy and they have.
It's bretty good.
>>324184610
>VR minecraft porn
>>324184409
>no tile patterns
>>324179370
