>real final boss shows up after 8 minutes of unskippable credits roll
>>324159469
>there is no final boss
>after the end credits they tell you to just buy some DLC
>>324159469
>>324159469
>lose to boss
>have to rewatch the credits again to fight him once more
>>324160914
>tfw have a baby face and not even Asian
>>324161206
>
FUCKING THIS
>>324161408
>>324161408
Yea, but baby face on a dude fucking sucks.
>>324159584
Oh fuck. Is the filter gone?
This is upsetting desu senpai.
>>324159921
Fucking Mass Effect..
>>324161649
Not if you don't look like you're 12.If only I wasn't socially inept. I'd be getting all the sluts
>>324162029
Anya a shit
>The final boss interrupts the credits.
>>324159469
Name one game where this happens
>>324159469
What even does this.
>>324162340
Bayonetta
>>324162159
>>324159469
> hideous face that makes me throw up
> draws herself like a cutie on her comics
such is the power of 2D
>>324162517
ai mai mi a shit
>>324162604
I wouldn't say she's hideous, but she's defiantly very plain Jane. I'd give her a 6/10
>>324162504
This fucking toilet, man. What if you squat so much and your shit just keeps standing there and in your asshole.
>>324162604
>>324162834
Who is she? I can say I'm actually being mildly entertained by these comics
![ax911v[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Fcj5Vty.jpg "ax911v[1].jpg")
>>324162919
English teacher in Japan and webcomic artists. Actually looking at other photos I'd give her a 4
>>324162919
Literally manchild
>>324163375
Cmon anon, why you have to be so mean?
>>324163375
The jap girl said it
>>324163576
She's ugly as fuck, that's why.
>>324164028
[Spoiler]Nevermind then, thought you were talking about me.[/Spoiler]
She's not THAT ugly. I'd fuck her... If I was drunk
>>324163375
My favorite teachers in school were the ones who acted like children
I don't know why it's such a common insult to bully adults into acting stoic and boring and dull, it's an unnatural state
>>324164392
>thought you were talking about me
You're dumb
She's kinda fat too. Would you still drunk fug her?
>>324159469
git gud
>>324162834
>>324162604
>>324163065
>>324163236
You guys are mean, why even rate her. She has nice comics.
![VNyk86k[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/YBNhPe8.png "VNyk86k[1].png")
>>324164696
>>324164696
Because. She's got good taste in Sunday kids anime at least
>>324160914
>>324161408
I'm not sure if I should feel ashamed or grateful when I get mistaken for being 15 when I shave
>>324165195
I get mistaken for being 17/18 when I shave. Feels pretty good, especial considering where I work
>>324162919
Mary Cagle. Webcomic artist and English Teacher in Japan.
>>324161408
I'm 28 and i'm short and I still look like i'm 16 if I shave. I still get carded which is the only thing that bothers me when it comes to aging. I dunno if i should be grateful for my shit genes
>>324165195
>Look my age (19) when I shave
>Look 5 years older if I don't
>>324165641
Cute
Heh
>>324164696
>>324164587
>>324164392
>>324163576
>>324162919
>>324167901
I'dinviteherto my wedding to make her feel sad about not being married.
If you know what I mean.
>>324159469
Name 65 games that do this.
>>324159469
>Real final boss is fought during the credits while it doubles as the time limit
>Failing to defeat it nets you the bad end
>defeating it requires a gimmick you'll likely have never used up until that point and it is otherwise immortal
Someone please post the cookie comic.
>>324168736
Why don't Japs pronouce the 'su' in desu?Is the sound technically 'tsu'?
>>324164696
>You guys are mean
and?
>>324169106
Su す and tsu つ are different sounds
>>324169396
Oh, thanks.
Anyone have the /ss/ edit?
>>324169106
because jap are lazy as fuck and can't be arsed sounding out words properly
why do you think they shortened "software" and "personal computer" into "sofuto" and "pasokon"?
>>324169203
Why are they always asking her if she eats bread?
>>324169760
>>324161552
What the fuck is with Japanese people and that fucking V hand gesture?
>>324169870
Bread is pretty western
>>324169870
She's fat and american
>>324169983
Pretty much V for victory.
Same use as peace or thumbs up.
>>324169983
Something to do with a figureskater during the Jap olympics
>>324170053
I could literally live off bread and butter
so good
>>324170230
At least take a multivitamin too.
>>324163829
>80 kg
>176 pounds
geez what a fatass
>>324170053
why is his nose も
>>324165948
>le libfag self-loathing face
>>324170343
im 6'3 and this chick weighs more than me
brb crying tears into my weight gainer protein shake
>>324159469
>boss kills you in the middle of a cutscene or while speaking
WHAT IS A MAN
>>324170053
American bread tastes like shit tho. Germans are bread masters because each little count and duke NEEDED his own special bread recipe as a status symbol. So they have uncountable flavors and a high quality rooted in tradition.
t. breadspert
>>324169983
it represents a plane crashing into pearl harbor
>>324161662
So you even fucking triforce?
>>324170901
I've been to the Vaterland and their bread didn't taste any different than the bread here in the US
>>324170940
shit like this is exactly why english is such a bitch to learn. Ask someone if they want to meet up, that's fine. You can say "I met so-and-so at such-and-such place", that's fine.
But saying "nice to meet you" instead of "nice to see you" is just completely wrong, no two ways about it. Yes, you met, but since it wasn't for the first time, you cannot say "nice to meet you"
What this teaches us is that ENGLISH IS HARD TO LEARN AND THOSE THAT LEARN IT AS BABIES ARE SUPERIOR TO EVERYONE ELSE AMERICA FUCK YEAH
>>324163065
>private
Dumbest shit I've heard today.
>>324171147
...Isn't the false character plain blocked?
![256px-Adventrisingbox[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PSBFleU.jpg "256px-Adventrisingbox[1].jpg")
>>324162340
>>324171619
shutup you cuck
>>324165948
Don't get this one. Is she saying english is difficult to learn?
>>324169983
>That one Jap guy raising his middle finger
Based
>>324168782
>le tina fey face
So wacky!
>>324170053
Do japs just assume we treat bread the way they treat rice?
>>324172494
you don't?
>>324172385
wat?
>>324172591
"I want to go to there" is Tina Fey's character's catchphrase on 30 rock
>>324172758
Sorry I don't watch reddit tier shows
>>324172273
"This's from my Wednesday school, which is definitely my fav. All the kids there are just the biggest sweeties and they MURDER ME CONSTANTLY (with their cuteness).
I'd say around 5th grade is when we start covering material that has some difficulty, so that's also when some kids start falling off D;"
>>324159469
who is this semen demon?
>>324173062
Not him, but 30 Rock is funny enough. Has some pretty good moments, and Kenneth is great.
Please don't limit yourself based on the perceived opinions of the userbase of another website.
>>324172758
>i hate this thing
>is the only person in the thread referencing it or even aware
>>324159469
lol u cute, kik?
>>324173114
>I'd say around 5th grade is when we start covering material that has some difficulty, so that's also when some kids start falling off D;"
I thought japs were supposed to be smart
>>324173215
some weeaboo teacher in japan
>>324170406
His eyes are の and ears are へ too, it's in a lot of manga but I don't know why
>>324171619
Oh is it? I just took the assumption and ran with it since that's the default way to duck word filters
>>324173529
At an individual level people are mostly the same. Any difference in intelligence (however you define intelligent) between Japs and us wouldn't be very large and would only apply as a generalization, since obviously there are Japanese people at all the human ranges of intelligence.
>>324159469
>third boss fight of pretty fun game
>only way to win is to enter a valid credit card number using the floor tiles
>>324173790
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henohenomoheji
>>324173828
>obviously
Do you have any data to back up any of your claims, or are you talking out of your ass?
>>324161552
I wonder who makes the best grades in that class...
>>324173942
Thanks anon
>>324159469
>final boss is a QTE
>>324159469
literally no game does this
>>324174138
The nerd girl who's near the teacher
She also gets BLACKED
>>324174080
I kind of figured I could get away with saying that there are both stupid and smart Japanese people.
But you are right, maybe no Japanese person has ever been stupid; I will let you know if I meet a dumb one: it would be a real scientific breakthrough.
>>324161552
I thought Japs hate niggers...
>>324174292
>But you are right, maybe no Japanese person has ever been stupid
Way to put words in my mouth. You're the one that keeps getting bogged down by individuals, not me. I'm saying that japs are on average smarter, or so I was led to believe.
You're acting like since you've met at least one smart jap and at least one dumb jap there must be an even mix as in other cultures. This isn't necessarily true, even if it follows what you call common sense.
>defeat boss
>joins your harem
>>324174558
No, they're fascinated by blacks. Has anyone got the video of the Jap TV show showing a presenter not knowing how to sit next to a black man on the train?
>>324167901
God, she really needs to lose the glasses and get a new haircut.
This woman is not unsalvageable.
>>324170445
>implying it's not because English is inconsistent as fuck when trying to learn it
>>324170901
>Not french
Tho German bread are pretty good. Can't really say anything against them
>Be american
>Put sugar in bread
No wonder obesity is a problem
>>324174558
They only hate koreans and chinese
>>324174920
>Put sugar in bread
Do you know anything about baking? That's for the yeast you retard.
>>324174971
damn japan got roasted
why are nips so betas
>>324174729
>create a stoic, capable military leader
>turn them into an incompetent, dick obsessed moron
the blatant wish fulfillment made me want to projectile vomit
>>324175085
You put salt for the yeast you absolute nigger
>>324175130
>>324159469
Did No More Heroes do this or am I remembering wrong?
>>324174971
>Korean calling Japanese an ugly language
Koreans and the Chinese sound like fucking apes. Japanese is cute.
![Korean+grandma_673638_5344123[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/wxaYS9r.gif "Korean+grandma_673638_5344123[1].gif")
>>324174735
>>324171742
ONE
MILLION
DOLLARS
>>324174735
What a delusional liberal cuck.
How many japs have you ever seen married with niggers?
>>324174971
>learn math 1 and 1 bomb is end of war
holy shit
>>324174724
I am talking about individuals. You seem to believe that Japs being smarter on average means that there aren't some that fall off in classes.
You specifically pointed out the "obviously" bit in my post and asked if I had any actual data from what I said. What I said being "there are Japanese people at all the human ranges of intelligence.", which is essentially a longer way of saying that there are both stupid and smart Japanese people. This is what you took issue with, so I'm hardly putting words in your mouth when you say that I need data to back up that claim.
It's true that I don't have specific data of intelligence for Japanese people, but if it's not basically a bell curve that ranges from stupid to smart with the peak being pretty close to average but a little bit higher then I will literally kill myself in real life.
>>324161801
does she think she looks like this?
>>324175329
No wonder their women jump to the white dick as soon as they can.
>>324159469
>>324160914
She doesn't look 37, she looks like 50
>>324164696
>>324175176
>incompetent
>dick obsessed
>moron
She's none of those things?
>>324175471
Koreans are cute faggot.
>>324175764
>if it's not basically a bell curve that ranges from stupid to smart with the peak being pretty close to average but a little bit higher then I will literally kill myself in real life
You keep switching sides of the argument, is this bait? This is literally what I'm arguing.
>>324171575
Im not an expert, but man, i learned english in less than 3 months thanks to 4chan. Not a single book, only 4chan.
I still have problems with the grammar but i can understant and handle a conversation.
English its a brain dead lenguage m8.
>>324161552
FUCK I KNOW WHO HE IS
he wrote "my name is loco and i'm a racist" or something, right? isn't he the black teacher in japan that writes for jp times? great book
>>324176015
Maybe until they open their mouths and their pigshit guttural dick-choking language starts spilling out.
>>324176015
>Post picture of model
>Heavy use of photoshop and the model herself has almost certainly had some work done
>[Race] is great! They have the best women!
>Rest of race is ugly as shit
Every time. This is one of those unsung memes.
>>324175732
>married
Did I say married you blind fucking shitlord? I said fascinated.
>Game gives you something if you don't skip the credits
>>324176151
Korean is a cute language.
It actually has a good alphabet, not like Japanese with their retarded kanjis that have no coherence or logic to them.
>>324176103
Thanks for dragging down the quality of 4chan by posting when you didn't have a firm grasp on english
>>324176150
His blog was titled Gaijin Smash
>>324176224
>hurr durr plastic is bad
lmao stay jelly
>>324176150
No, that's other nigger retard
>>324176446
>>324176276
>>324176015
Disgusting, stop posting these gooks
>>324176348
>>324176464
Fuck, you're saying Japan has a record 2 black teachers? I thought there was only him.
>>324176446
Ok, so even aside from that you can't use pictures of the best examples of a race to prove anything. At least one of the people in your picture is a kpop singer, not a great indicator of what koreans actually look like. Have you ever traveled outside of your own country? Have you ever traveled outside of your own basement?
Nah, you probably just masturbate to models all day, hence why those pictures seem to completely inform your worldview.
>>324176560
If you just wanted more you could've asked.
>>324176682
Almost all korean women get surgery done.
Not only kpop singers look like that.
>>324171863
>Sneezing while wearing a mask
That's gotta gross man
>>324176015
>Koreans are cute
>posts a picture of a Japanese
Way to go Anon.
>>324176276
>Japan makes an alphabet
>can't bear to get rid of the pictograms borrowed from ching-chong-chinese
Nah writing a word takes too long, just have everybody memorize a few thousand little bullshit icons
>>324176892
>posting on 4chan
>uncapable of identifying nips and gooks at a glance
>>324176075
POST RECAP:
Me1: I post the quote from the author of that comic that says "some kids start falling off", referring to Japanese students taking English
You1: You quote this portion and say that you thought Japanese people were supposed to be smart.
Me2: I say that while there might be an average difference, we will still have people at all ranges of intelligence and so with any race you will have people succeeding and failing, perhaps in slightly less equal measure, but all the same there will be both sides
You2: You take issue with me saying that there are Japanese people at all the human ranges of intelligence.
Me3: I say that yeah I thought that was obvious
You3: You say that it might not be the case that it's an even mix, which I may have misinterpreted. I felt that you were saying the distribution might be non-symmetrical from its middle point, but maybe you meant that there wouldn't be an even mix of dumb and smart people relative to the 1st-world average (rather than an even mix of dumb and smart people relative to the Japanese average). If that is the case, yes, I agree, but I'll also say that the middle of the distribution is probably near enough to the world average as to not be a very big difference
Me4: I say the bell curve thing
You4: You ask if I am baiting you
Me5: No.
>>324173828
>At an individual level people are mostly the same
lol nice meaningless statement
>Any difference in intelligence (however you define intelligent)
how about by one that has observable effects and can be used to predict social outcomes?
>between Japs and us
Who is us?
>wouldn't be very large
Meaningless statement until you define "us."
>since obviously there are Japanese people at all the human ranges of intelligence.
Again, stating the obvious. Nobody has ever denied this. Every racial group has geniuses and retards, but the distributions are different.
>>324174292
>I kind of figured I could get away with saying that there are both stupid and smart Japanese people
That's such an uninteresting statement to make. The sky is blue and the grass is green.
>>324177336
Hi, glad you could join us.
The obvious statements are because he implied that a general raised intelligence distribution (Japanese people being smart) means that there are are not school students that do poorly in some subjects. It is obviously wrong, so I had to say a lot of obvious things. The "us" can be the group of everyone that isn't Japanese if you want. The average that they are "smarter" than. I was probably thinking western people, and specifically American, because I am American and Americans are the majority at this site.
>how about by one that has observable effects and can be used to predict social outcomes?
Sure. Just anything that has an observable effect and can be used to predict social outcomes? How about the wealth of your parents at your birth? Socio-economic status of hometown? Deformities?
>>324165641
thats pretty cute.
>>324178245
>The obvious statements are because he implied that a general raised intelligence distribution (Japanese people being smart) means that there are are not school students that do poorly in some subjects.
It was obviously a joke.
>The "us" can be the group of everyone that isn't Japanese if you want
Not really. The difference between Japs and American blacks is vastly different than the difference between Japs and American Whites (mostly Anglo-German mystery meat stock).
>Sure. Just anything that has an observable effect and can be used to predict social outcomes? How about the wealth of your parents at your birth? Socio-economic status of hometown? Deformities?
Very poor Whites are comparably intelligent to very wealthy blacks.
http://www.jbhe.com/features/49_college_admissions-test.html
• Whites from families with incomes of less than $10,000 had a mean SAT score of 993. This is 129 points higher than the national mean for all blacks.
• Whites from families with incomes below $10,000 had a mean SAT test score that was 61 points higher than blacks whose families had incomes of between $80,000 and $100,000.
• Blacks from families with incomes of more than $100,000 had a mean SAT score that was 85 points below the mean score for whites from all income levels, 139 points below the mean score of whites from families at the same income level, and 10 points below the average score of white students from families whose income was less than $10,000.
Also, poverty does not correlate with crime to the same degree that race does.
>>324169930
i want to believe
>>324178245
Also, wealth, socioeconomic status of hometown and physical deformities does not describe intelligence in any useful way. Intelligence measures cognitive capacity for a variety of tasks which correlate closely. Charles Murray's "The Bell Curve" is a great introduction into the way that intelligence is measured and how IQ is used a model for predicting social outcomes.
![gachapin-mukku-beams-t-7[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5gDtH9m.jpg "gachapin-mukku-beams-t-7[1].jpg")
>>324177426
>>324177257
Looks like a stupider Mukku
>>324162886
>your shit just keeps standing there and in your asshole
my sides
>>324171619
>>324173804
it is, but there's another method. Not the same anon that posted it to begin with here but just to check my method still works:
s︂︂m︂h
t︂b︂︂h
f︂︂a︂m
>>324162504
>>324162886
Squatting is actually a much better pooping experience. You can get a really good approximation of it by sitting on the toilet like normal, but using a cardboard box or a stool to prop your legs up such that they are in a squatting position. I recommend you try it. it's really hard to go back afterward. It's a much better experience.
>>324173529
Lets see how you would tackle Japanese when you were 10.
Sorry, meant when you turn 10.
>>324163065
>4chan sharing photos from private facebook
Well then obviously one of her friends is sharing them outside Facebook. I don't think anybody would invest time into actually hacking her account. I would be more freaked out about one of my FB friends being a douchebag like that.
>>324180138
I'm assuming Enpitsu is some kind of joke.
>>324180281
How clever anon!
>>324178972
>>324179205
>It was obviously a joke.
I know. I think I only replied in the first place because I thought it'd be funny to make a serious reply to a joke. I was surprised when he replied seriously back at me, which is either not funny or even funnier. Hard to tell.
The list of things at the end of my post was intentionally poor as a joke since you didn't actually state any metric of intelligence. I am glad that in these posts you got around typing the acronyms "SAT" and "IQ". Thanks 4 the book rec', though. I will check that out. When I said "us" I mean the average. I do not mean "just blacks", so while their inclusion might widen the gap, I do not know by how much. Just America can be the "us". I kind of half-read your bullet point things since they didn't seem important to what I am saying.
>>324176276
>no coherence or logic to them
>entire language is purely logic based
ok.
>>324180447
Enpitsu means pencil. The kid was teaching her japanese.
>>324180703
Why is that the only thing that isn't in the "speaking japanese quote" things though?
>>324159921
>implying Marauder shields wasn't best boss
>>324180816
It's actual Japanese ans not implied Japanese
It looks like it is a problem with the joke format
Good idea, hard to execute.
>>324172494
Well we do eat a lot of sandwiches.
And yes, burgers and hot dogs are sandwiches.
>>324167901
>good old trick where you use your phone to cover up your hideous face
atta girl
>>324180680
>When I said "us" I mean the average.
How do you calculate an average? You use data from a group. You must delineate the parameters of that group otherwise the average is meaningless. It's like if you tried to evaluate the nutrition content of "vegetables" by average the content of every single type of vegetable. Technically it's an average, but practically speaking it's completely worthless.
But IQ is the best model of intelligence we have because it is the best descriptor and the best predictor.
You could determine the amount that blacks would widen the gap between Japs and Americans.
The average African-American IQ is 85, compared to the average White IQ of 100.
http://www.udel.edu/educ/gottfredson/reprints/1997mainstream.pdf
It IS possible to quantify the effect that including black averages would have on comparing Japs to "Americans." But I'm sure you're aware of that.
That paper is a decent intro to intelligence as a scientific metric.
>>324173619
When hearing stories from american english teachers in Japan the most common anecdote that seems to come up is "If they find out you play video games they think you are amazing."
>>324171236
>I've been to the Vaterland and their bread didn't taste any different than the bread here in the US
That is a goddamn lie and you know it. Sincerely, Germanon in America.
>>324181758
I'm talking about the loaves of bagguette bread, not the wonderbread bullshit you use for sandwiches here. I honestly couldn't tell the difference between the cold cuts and baguettes in germoney from the cold cuts and baguettes here in US. Honestly the beer and chocolate and coffee etc all tasted the same to me too. But I know that's sacrilege and grounds to have me executed, daring to say german chocolate and beer is not god's gift to mankind.
>>324182046
The real shit is just as good here as it is anywhere else, it's just that the gross shit gets put front and center because it's so ubiquitous.
>>324181457
I get what you are saying, and I acknowledged that the addition of the black race into my group would lower the average IQ, and I both understand and understood that it is possible to figure out by how much, but I didn't do that because that would take slightly more effort than I am willing to put towards this.
Thanks for the paper rec', too. You sure are reccin' right now.
My recommendation to you is The Master and Margarita (TMaM) by Bulgakov (B). Classic novel, really funny and well written, I give it 5 stars out of 5. In contrast I felt that. while Heart of a Dog (HoaD) was also funny and well written, it didn't captivate me to nearly the level TMaM did and is the inferior book when compared to TMaM by B.
>>324176878
What is shinaide?
>>324182572
Right, yeah that's what I mean. A loaf of sunbeam or wonderbread tastes like garbage, but the baguette (I don't know what else to call it), the good, "gourmet" bread tasted just as good as German bread. I liked the German cuisine. But I really like American cuisine more. I expected German beer to be so great I was going to start doing cartwheels but it honestly just tasted like everything else I'd ever drank, only slightly different.
>>324182596
Thank you for the recommendation. I haven't read a good fiction book in a very, very long time. In fact, I can't remember the last time.
>>324181457
>>324182596
Hey, no problem 1 rec 4 1 rec. I'm gonna go play Ace of Spades by the way, thanks for the recs dude I'll read them.
My recommendation to you is Naked Lunch (NL) by Cronenberg (C). Classic movie, really surreal and well shot, I give it 5 stars out of 5. In contrast I felt that. while Videodrome (V) was also surreal and well shot, it didn't captivate me to nearly the level NL did and is the inferior movie when compared to NL by C.
>>324183203
>>324182596
>all these abbreviations
何?
>>324183605
Didn't want to have to rewrite the titles/names.
>>324182815
Not that I know what to call it besides gourmet or artisan bread. But a baguette is an Acadian version of French style bread loaves and cooking style.
heh
>>324159921
asura wrath is the BEST fucking example of this
i will never forgive capcom for that shit
>>324159469
>Want to replay a boss fight
>The level prior to the boss fight is a minigame that drags on for far too long and uses different mechanics only present in that specific stage
>Interest in reaching the boss fight fades away near the end of the minigame
>>324174080
are you and idiot? its obvious there are japanese at all levels of inteligence
heh
>>324174971
>need two hours to hunt whale
>get changed into gundam suit
>1 and 1 bomb is end of war
Japanese is top-tier in aesthetics though.
>>324159469
>We're Rare. FUCK YOU KID!!! HAHAHA!
>>324165195
>go to uni
>glasses, short and thick beard
>like to dress well
>people think I'm about 45
>regulary mistaken for a professor
