Why hasn't anyone made a game based in Australia? Gong Pissup Simulator 2016 would be GOAT
Crash Bandicoot and Ty the Tasmanian Tiger
cunt hahaha deadly spiders everywhere cunts kek KEK K-E-K it's fucking hot cunt
What about Don Bradman Cricket 2014 m8?
who /centrelink/ here?
>>324119127
Mad Max
>>324119258
cunts cut my rent assistance
>>324119262
most overrated underrated game of 2015
Why is /v/ so much better than /sp/?
Borderlands Pre Sequel was set in space Australia, but the game itself is the worst Borderlands. BL2 was way better.
>tfw they use people with Australian accents for jokes and you don't laugh because they sound normal to you.
Someone just did make a game based in Australia, and SJWs got it pulled.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-01-16/%27racist%27-survival-island-3-game-taken-down-from-appstores/7092782
>No one is trying to take your games away
>>324119672
kys saxon
>>324119127
in football maanger you can do a-leafgue
>>324119739
more like gay-league amirite lads?
>>324119816
poofter leeg
I have literally never heard anyone say cunt in real life
>>324119559
The presequal voice acting what shit as fuck though.
>>324119127
already did
please wait for Hex Explorer Club 2k16 anons
>>324119258
I've been on Centrelink for 12 years and I haven't had to job search once.
>>324119935
Come to Australia then
>>324119127
Front Mission 3 had like 2-3 missions in the Australian outback near Alice Springs where your convoy gets ambushed / a crazy guy fights you in some ruins (depending on your game path)
Nothing much else. Although proud to say Australia made Dark Reign: The Future of WarWhy is Centrelink so incompetent holy shit
>>324120126
I've lived here for 23 years
>>324120260
Do you just not have any friends(cunts)?
>>324119258
Yo, student allowance here. They keep cutting my payments because my mums working more even though she gives me no support.
Why are Australians the worst shitposters
>>324120451
>Yo
don't say that
>26 posts
>2 posters
Kek, nice "community" you have here
>>324120484
The culture of 'don't take it too seriously, mate.'
Real life banter is great.
>>324119559
Pre-Sequel was better mechanically but it's still shitty in the content department
BL1 was the best but Borderlands isn't really that much good as a series.
>>324120361
I enjoy a rich and active social life
>>324120484
What do you expect from a bunch of people who dress half-naked in a desert? Brains get fried.
>>324120509
it's 20 posters
lrn2read cunt
>>324120104
Autismbuxs?
>>324120670
clearly says two on the far right
>>324119217
Pretty cold at the moment actually desu
Prison Architect
>>324120694
>he doesn't know about our trained kangaroo shitposters
top fucking kek m8tie
>Australian CBD Brawler Extreme: VL Turbo Edition
>New Characters: Damo & Darren
>* Fight your way through the city bars and streets of Melbourne and Sydney as your favourite characters.
>* Bash Indian students up for extra points
>* Take on the endless horde of Lebos in the new mode: "Habib's Fully Sick Maccas Meetup, Wallah Bro".
>* Newly scripted Centrelink AI makes it feel like you're really standing around in the dole queue.
>>324120694
bait.jpg
>>324120692
Sort of, I've been getting lucky mainly and lately getting exemptions for PTSD and anxiety and shit. I have to go to a psychiatrist as well as a psychologist once a month. How long I can keep it up haunts my nightmares though. If anyone has advice I'd love to hear it.
Since the late 90's the Aus government determined it mandatory to incorporate new technology into curriculum. We're taught internet etiquette throughout our schooling.
>>324120792
neck yourself
>all these freshcunts
>>324120819
Can't do that, having too much fun playing videogames all day.
Who NSW here???
Man, Australians truly are the worst. I've met people who actually talk like the stereotype and it's just awful. I remember my first day after moving here, I went for a walk and some derelict aboriginal fucker was drunk in a park, yelling at nearby women to strip off. Aboriginals are some kind of horrible cancer that won't go away.
>>324120484
That's a funny way of saying "best shitposters". Australian shitposting always makes you laugh and brightens up your day.
Canadian shitposting tries to compete, but it lacks soul and makes you cringe. It seems to have skyrocketed recently, especially after Le weed man was elected their PM.
>>324120867
2350
>>324119306
Why'd they do that anon?
>>324119127
Bloodborne
>>324120993
Don't know
Looked online today and noticed it's not included in my next payment
and of course I can't call them because it's a weekend
Someone be Australian on vocaroo please
AUS is an entire country on welfare filled with 3rd world immigrants. Basically the same as BR but also a wasteland that no one would ever want to visit.
>>324121162
cunt cunt cunt
>>324121205
Melbourne has a fair amount of euro migrants.
>>324119127
>Why hasn't anyone made a game based in Australia?
Because they get banned
>>324121129
Seems like normal Centrelink. Best give em a ring.
>>324121394
lol
>>324120451
>they keep cutting my payments because my mums working more even though she gives me no support
What? Are you living at home? I'm on student payments and my dad is earning 2000 a week and I haven't had a single hit.
>>324121162
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18AfzTRCy4P
>>324121394
Jesus, just imagine if it were a steel cable you killed them with - and if your name as Wilson Tuckey.
>mfw kiwi in an aussie thread
>>324121565
Get the fuck out.
>>324121565
kys
>>324121475
pics of dad?
>>324121495
Well you are on /v/
>>324121565
Does it ever get hot over there?
>>324121565
Same here, where are you from? I've met a few people here in AU that for some reason happened to be related to me/came from my home town.
>>324120451
Be glad that's all they did. Had a friend at uni, supported himself & would see his parents maybe twice a year over holidays because they lived in another state.
One day he get a letter from Centrelink. "Because your dad got a raise and you didn't tell us you've been overpaid. You owe us $5000 and have 14 days to repay it."
He didn't know anything about his father getting a raise. Or WTF it had to do with him supporting himself.
>>324120484
Memes.
>>324121129
you probly didnt hand in that form they send you evry 12 months
I can't help but picture everyone in this thread as Damo and/or Darren.
>>324121657
There's companies you can call who's sole job is to fuck centrelink's shit up. Including a government institution called the ombudsman.
>>324119258
Scum
>>324121796
Angry wageslave here.
>>324119258
youth allowance here, feels okay man
>>324121394
>banning a video game which is based on true historical events
Why is right wing censorship trying to hide our brutal history of discrimination?
>>324119217
this.
As an Ausfag I'm really tired of the banter meme.
I mean this shit got old years ago.
Everytime I see some skinny pale fuck trying to talk rural ironically the cringiness is really hard to repress.
>>324121723
That's an absolute lie. He did say it. I remember it.
>>324121475
I live in my own house with a room mate. Literally pay for everything my self, apparently I'm not independent until I turn 22 or something.
>>324121657
That's absolute bullshit. I'd be fighting that.
>>324122171
Memories you claim to be truth aren't necessarily facts
>>324122171
>It was real in my mind
>>324120260
How old are you and where do you live?
As a 20 year old from rural Victoria "cunt" is used as an adjective, an exclamation, a term of endearment, an insult and occasionally a noun.
>>324122543
East or West?
I've always thought a Mario 64/Spyro/Croc platformer style of game where you play as Kangeroo would sell like freaking hot cakes but no ones done it.
make an australian version of RDR
>>324121829
make the most of that Saturday night anon! sunday is getting clothes ready for Monday day!
tick tock!
>>324122148
Same here.
>>324121768
> tfw I know a 70 year old man named Bazza.
Met him at the train station asking for ciggy's, I said I didn't have any, he said I was a good bloke and complemented me on my ass and said I looked good in skinny-jeans.
>>324122593
North East mate, where the "Ice epidemic" is.
>>324122747
>skinny jeans
what a fag
>>324122274
Depends on who you speak to, I enquired about a possible option their phone people suggested and the guy went off his head calling me dole bludger who was trying to rip them off.
I pointed out I'm only asking about what their phone people told me to check on.
"That's irrelevant she was just trying to get you off the phone. Then you come in here and try to rip off the system, the goverment is sick of wasting money on people like you"
I had it at that point.
"Look mate, you don't get to rip me when you pricks are the ones giving out misleading info. I'm just trying to work and finish my last year of uni while you remodel your offices every 6 months and accuse me of ripping off the government. Fuck your payments, SHOVE YOUR PAPERWORK UP YOUR ARROGANT ASS YOU USELESS PRICK'
and walked out the door. Felt great and never had to deal with them since.
>>324122689
To be fair Shelia isn't the main character, but Spyro 3 had a playable Kangaroo who could jump super high.
>>324122809
Sale? Bairnsdale?
Someone recently wrote "Ice Capital" on the welcome to Bairnsdale sign, fucking hilarious.
>>324122689
I'd play it.
>>324122809
ON TODAY TONIGHT
ICE EPIDEMIC IN AUSTRALIA. MORE PEOPLE DOING ICE THAN IN RECORDED HISTORY. HOW TO PROTECT YOUR CHILDREN FROM ICE AND IDENTIFY THE SIGNS OF ICE USE WITH TRACY GRIMSHAW.
>>324120484
Yes, belive moot who told you aussies shitpost. Its not like he would ever lie, sell out and go full SJW warrior now would he
>>324122910
>An aussie charater called Sheela
kek
>>324122689
Kao the kangaroo but its shit
>>324122889
>ripping off the government
literally how? people on the dole are throwing all their money back into the community by buying food at supermarkets, petrol, etc.
>>324119258
I can't get any cennobucks because I have over 10 thousand dollars in the bank. Feels bad man.
>>324122889
What the actual australian dream has been reduced to. Feels badman.
>>324119559
Being not native english speaker i have a hard time to tell the difference. Pickle sounds more like exaggerated british, but im not sure
>>324123016
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BPP2UqXFf2Q
This looks comfy as fuck! Tempted to emulate it
>>324121723
>being unable to link developer streams directly on /vg/ is intentional because muh advertising
>youtube links embed
what a retarded nigger
>>324122141
>right wing censorship
>is it the 80s again?
>>324123427
He really lost his touch in the final few years.
>>324121565
>>324121614
whyis an island famed for it's natural beauty and nice climate right beside one famed for being an inhospitable desert full of many legged murder?
>>324119127
>no one has mentioned this yet
i am disappointed in you anons
>>324123070
Apprently what their phone persone suggested to enable me to still recieve payments while I finish uni was just my ploy for free money. When I pointed out I'm working and getting an education not one of those people who spend 10 years and on dole and never do anything. He told me that I should work for money not try to steal it from Centrelink and assured me that there are no people who have been on the dole for 10 or more years because of people like him doing their jobs.
That's about when I told him he was delusional and let rip.
It was years ago.
The jobsearch requirements were a fucking joke too. They've got no interest in actually helping you get a job. I remember coming up 1 short on my quota for the first time. One of the jobs was unsuitable: temporary with no prospect of employment past summer and I would have to cut back hours at a better paying job. According to the desk monkey that was irrelevant I still have to apply for it even if I'm not going to take it.
"That's a waste of time for me and the guy looking for workers"
"We don't care about that just that apply"
2 minutes later I returned the paperwork with a printout from one of their computers for a job 2 states away.
"Did you actually apply for this"
"As far as your're concerned I did now process the paperwork"
>>324120809
>implying our government actually knows what the Internet is
>>324123731
Crash isn't set in Australia though, just some nearby islands in the Pacific.
>>324123825
They do now, according to our last Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull practically invented it.
>>324120943
>abo's
They've been treated like shit their entire family's lives though, but then again one of them threatened to bash me and another sexual assaulted a friend of mine so fuck em
>>324123895
>>324120670
Kill YOURself you seething freshcunt
>>324124012
>Live around the north shore
>never had to come face to face with an abo
Phew, feel pretty bad for those who live around redfern or out in the west. I hear all sorts of horror stories.
>>324121612
South Island here 35 was the hottest ever it hits 30 a few times a summer mostly around 20-25 in the summer though.
>>324124216
The fucked thing is I'm in the Adelaide CBD, they're fucking awful here
>>324124254
SA bro WW@? Abbos are terribad up here.Elizabeth. Kill me.
>>324124379
Currently in the cbd here; flatmate use to live in Salisbury, until his house legit got accidentally firebombed by the locals
>>324124254
>>324124379
Are they the confronting type?
>>324123731
literally the first reply you fuckwit
>>324124454
Will confront you for a cigarette and back off muttering 'white DOG.' Basically like all Abbos unless they amass in a group.
>>324124447
Did they apologize?
>>324119258
DSP motherfucker, glorious schizobux for me.
>>324124012
Housing commision house across the road, abbos living there.
Everytime the cops try to ask the worman something "You can't ask me questions, I'm such and such from whatever tribe" meanwhile her 3 oldest kids (over 20) are just up the road sitting in the gutter shouting abuse and passing around a ciggy, a VB longneck and a goonbag.
She was up the road at somebody elses house one time beacuse they had booze. The cops turned up over a noise complaint, she heads back down to her house and I'll admit showed some serious ninja skills doing it almost unseen. Except dad and I could smell the dope and burbon on her from the other side of the road.
Apprently it's still racist to call them abbos when they are the stereotype but the housing comission people said we can't complain when they bash on the door a 1am and demand we call them a taxi because and I'm quoting the governement employee "koori people don't grasp the concept of time like we do so you should just call them a taxi when they ask"
>>324124596
nice, so you'll be on dole forever then?
how much do you get?
>>324123730
abos burnt everything
>>324124454
Depends on how drunk/high they are really, or how much they think your oppressing them with your existence, though they are good for the occasional chuckle
>walking to the gym one day
>two female abo's sitting on the ground, talking
>overhear one of them
>I don't like it. I STILL don't like it. BUT THAT'S THE WAY IT IS!
>>324123038
Wait what
Surely this isn't a real thing, right
I am dangerously close to $10,000 funny monies right now, please confirm that you're MAKING SHIT UP
>>324124818
Nice knowing you anon, send us a postcard when you arrive in Naru.
>>324125082
Provide official sauce you FUCK
>>324124818
it's common knowledge
it's like how students can't get youth allowance if their parents are rich
>>324119559
That was literally a meme though, 2K Australia recorded some of the lines because they couldn't get the voice actors or something and wanted to try them out, so then they sent them to the US who were like "wow you made space australia, okay let's roll with it!" and it all went downhill from there
>>324125239
Nothing on their site says anything to indicate it.
>>324124678
$940 including rent assistance.
Mental health is a good trump card in Australia man, you get DSP and pension cards and Section 32's etc.
The only time I really shitpost by using bad grammar and intentionally trying to get others mad is when I let people know I'm Australian and/or am on /int/, it's great
>>324120641
I bet you're from Melbourne
>>324125445
What's the minimum of mental health benefits? Depression?WHAT IN THE NIGGERING FUCK IS WITH THESE STREETNAME CAPTCHA'S HOLY FUCK
>>324125638
>tfw moving to melbourne soon
Anyone going to the Funhaus meet-up in Sydney on the 25th? I got a job last week so I plan to go and get blackout drunk and fantasize aboutBruceand be an embarrassment to myself.
>>324122809
>NE Vic
>Ice
You're in Mildura aren't you? Enjoy that 45c day last week that turned in to a dust storm and then a thunder storm in the afternoon?
>>324119127
>No games based in Australia
>>324125706
Depression doesn't cut it anymore unfortunately, unless you've got bipolar or schizophrenia they won't really look at you.
And they question it too man, for some reason Centrelink thinks they know better than a psychiatrist.
>>324120748
People like Darren and dami can't afford vl turbos.
>>324122698
Rabbit proof fence: the game
Yeah. AU, NZ, who cares, they're all the same shit
>>324122148
It's called talking like a filthy bogan pig, not speaking "rural".
>>324119217
noice
>>324126003
Pretty sure I'm mildly depressed technically atm, but i reckon i can ramp it up a fair bit tbqh
>>324119127
But OP, they already did.
Assasins Creed Australia.
>Set during 1880s
>Ned Kelly is an Assassin and your best friend, makes armour for you.
>Some British cunts are templars
>Boomerangs as weapons.
>Fights with wildlife.
>I dunno, gold rush shit?
>Assassin hood replaced with Akubra hat with corks in it.
THIS ONES FREE UBISHIT
>>324126657
that sounds like a shit idea
>>324126723
So it'll get made then?
>>324126289
Mmmk, so what you want to do is go the schizoaffective route.
Also if you're keen on going through with this, you will need to do at least some form of time in a psych ward. Sleep deprive yourself for 5+ days then go out and do something stupid, but not too stupid where you end up hurting yourself or someone else. Cops will come if you've done it right; just act like a nutjob. They'll chuck you in a psych ward where the psychs and doctors will sign whatever DSP papers you give them.
Bear in mind though that getting DSP can end up a serious fucking battle. I've been denied it when I got out of the psych ward the first time because apparently my dad earns too much despite the fact he's on a DVA pension. They'll come up with all these excuses not to give you it - make sure you take a representative from mental health with you; this usually shuts them up.
>>324119127
Somone tried. Escape From Woomera. The Government cracked the sads about it and it failed to get the funding needed.
>>324127217
It's become near impossible to get these days thanks to government funding cuts and general crackdowns. I had a mate who was trying to get onto it, but even with a letter from his treating doctors they still wanted him to be on new start because if you have any capacity to work at all you're not disabled in their eyes.
>>324125979
Tasmania never counts for anything.
dole scrounging fucking bogans the lot of you
>>324127478
I've got it under the old system so yay for me, it's just that centrelink actively tries to not put people on welfare and well, "attempts" to put people into work.
I was at a job centre for 6 months until I thought fuck this and threw the towel in on it, I'm well aware that if I choose to go back now I'll be locked into it and I won't have the freedom I have.
>>324127856
Australia's economy is collapsing
NEETs are the future
>>324127478
>still wanted him to be on new start because if you have any capacity to work at all you're not disabled in their eyes.
They did this to dad despite him and mum running a small business from home, "You have to work for somebody else full time for it to count. Go see these job search people they'll help you"
They go over all the usual questions like "Do you have any medical conditions that could limit you working?"
Dad: "Yes, I'm an amputee and can only drive specially modified cars"
"Ok, come back next week"
1 week later...
"We're going to get you a job as a taxi driver"
Dad: "So who's paying to modify the taxi?"
"What? FUCK! So that rules out limo driver too. Come back next week"
another week later...
"We've got an opening for forklift driver. Don't worry we'll put you in licence course too"
Dad: "Can forklifts be modified? The cabs are higher up too, I'm not sure I can even climb up into one"
"Uuuuh, we're unable to find you a job due to your disability. You'll recieve paperwork for Centerlink in the mail"
>>324125954
> Mildura
> North East
> EAST
Mildura is about the most western part of Victoria. I live near Wang.
