Oh shit nigger, you're a mutant eagle-man boxer that's also a cyborg, and your name is Timothy.
You're preparing for your next match.
What do you do?
Previous threads:
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https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
>>324107302
Punch self in face.
Who's our next match?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9McGKrxOnB8
>>324107302
LAST TIME ON FUTURE BOXING
VAMPS ARE JERKS AND TRIED TO CHEAT
THE SPIDER STOLE YOUR WIFE
YOUR SON JOINED THE MOB
YOU WENT TO JAIL AND ARE NOW FREE
NOW ITS TIME TO FIGHT FOR YOUR WIFE AND SON BACK
*DING DING DING*
>>324107363
As you punch yourself in the face you consider who to fight next
>>324107480
That weird thing at the bottom
>>324107614
Oh, that's the Rookie Champ, you can't fight him until you've beaten the other guys
>>324107690
Spider, also how is our son doing in the mafia?
>>324107690
Spider
There's only room for one animal-mutant in this league
>>324107773
>implying there won't be more animal-mutants in the higher tiers
>implying you can even reach those
>>324107982
Check on son
>>324107982
Fuck you Spider, you're not even the final boss of the fucking rookie league. You don't deserve to talk shit
>>324107982
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>324108039
"Oh hey, sup?" Asked the skeleton mobster who's teaching your son to open safes
>>324108458
Ghost Jew out of no where!
>>324108458
Will my son get a starring role in Villain Adventure 2?
>>324108458
caw to son
>>324108538
"Depends. Do you have a time machine? Because canonically Villain Adventure 2 is set before Future Boxer"
>>324108751
I'm sure you guys could steal one.
>>324108751
How about VA3?
>>324108751
where can i get a time machine?
>>324108836
"Nice idea. noted"
>>324109087
do you even know what that means?
>>324109087
All of a sudden a filler arc approaches
>>324109087
Check the safe, is it your hopes and dreams of winning the boxing belt?
>>324109087
>>324108781
I want jews they can help
>>324109087
This is getting too meta, donchu think?
>>324109156
Beep Beep Beep, your built in phone just got a new message.
Your wife requires alimony
>>324109420
>>324109420
JUST
>>324109420
Refuse.
Plot resolved.
>>324107302
ban
>>324109420
tell wife to get a job lazy bitch
>>324109468
"Ayyy someone wants a haircut?" asked suddenly appearing robot barber
>>324109692
tell him you want dat alimony haircut
>>324109692
yeah! I want a drill pompador hair cut
>>324109692
Laser-eye the barber and chuck your phone at the mafia-skeleton. He can handle it.
>>324109692
One Punch Man my shit up
>>324109798
"Yes, hello? Sorry, Tim is busy right now, can you leave a message?"
>>324110116
This is no alimony, its a trick by the vampires
These threads are fucking stupid.
>>324110396
Oh shit what do you want!
>>324110396
mean while Tim is ranting about mgsv on the internet
>>324110421
your stupid
>>324110487
and I mean that in the posessive sense too!
>>324110487
It's been years, but you're still mad and random people on the internet will know how mad you are, goddamnit.
>>324110683
We come across this exact thread while browsing a future internet image board.
>>324110683
"it was bullshit! trying to save quiet and these fucking tanks are bullshit too!"
then anon says git gud
>>324110926
Woah are you in the future op? cuz we got an hour left here
>>324110926
Power outage
>>324111048
Damnit, and you jsut finished writing a savage reply that will surely leave anons crying in a corner due to how great it is too
>>324111125
look outside
>>324111125
Go outside
>>324111352
Jew ghost gives you a winning strategy
>>324111352
Remove painting and see what really is outside.
>>324111352
blow out his invisible tires
>>324111418
You missed, his car is too fast
>>324111627
go in hot pursuit
>>324111627
fuck it let's beat him up next match
which happens right now!
>>324111627
Cramp
>>324111687
But the power's out! You can't turn on your PC to play Hot Pursuit.
>>324111818
no, no, your eyes are just closed
>>324111818
power it with your laser eyes
>>324111818
Never fear the Jew is here
>>324111874
Oh no! Your Eye Beams were too powerful! You wrecked your PC!
>>324112062
welp, better go earn some money
>>324112062
Options?also jew
>>324112062
Fire eye lasers in random directions
>>324112062
go battle the spider while mourning all the shitposting you can't do now
>>324112062
to the fights then
>>324112062
cut a hole in the ceiling for light
>>324112117
You don't say
>>324112117
And the only way you know how is to win! So who will be your next opponent?
>>324112279
Spider lock in confirm
>>324112279
2 for 1 special!
>>324112279
spider let's fuck him up
>>324112279
spider, let's have the rematch or something
>>324112346
And so you get ready for your match.
Your coach has some tips:
"That guy can't fly! So use that to your advantage, but watch out for them webs! He'll try to piss you off with taunts relating to your ex-wife, try to not let that get to you"
>>324112707
what about leprosy?
>>324112707
Yea nah fuck that noise.
>>324112707
but he flew last match
>>324112707
HOW DARE SPIDER BRING UP MY EX-WIFE!
>>324112769
"You're a mutant cyborg, why do you care?"
>>324112984
it's a phobia ok fuck you!
>>324112984
Jew whispers doubts in your ear
>>324113049
>get vaccinations like a good goy
>>324113049
"You will never win against the spider...UNLESS YOU BUY THE EXCLUSIVE "UNFAIR ADVANTAGE" DLC! PRE ORDER NOW! ONLY $999.9! AND YOU'LL GET THE EXCLUSIVE BONUS "ACCESSORIES PACK" FOR FREE! Also take your vaccinations like a good goy, goy"
>>324113309
next fight get pumped
>>324113309
Well, he makes a good argument. Better pre-order.
>>324113309
Sic Space Hitler on the Jew and start your entrance
Can we trust him?
>>324113429
Do you want to change anything regarding to your entrance? Liek theme or entrance style?
>>324113638
naw
>>324113638
I want my entrance music to be "the itsty bitsy spider"
>>324113689
And so you flin tinto the ring, spreading embers from peacock feathers while "Im a Real American" plays loudly over the speakers
>>324113937
Get caught in a spider web
>>324113937
Shed a tear as you remember freedom
>>324113937
The spider reveals his true form, an eight-legged jew!
>>324113959
Shieet
>>324114221
but your embers burn you free
>>324114221
Use power of FREEDOM!
>>324114221
Spider begins his entrance
>>324114296
The Spider is carried to the ring by Giant Spiders while a weird remix of the Spiderman theme plays
>>324114534
trips
>>324114534
asshole that's an American spider! you piece of filth! burn with white hot rage!
>>324114534
The audience goes fucking insane upon his arrival
>>324114534
Spiders are LAAAAAAAAAAME
>>324114578
And thanks to his cyber enhancement: an internet browser, he can freely shitpost while fighting, and he just got trips on Spiderchan
>>324114737
Why hasn't a health inspector closed down the ring yet? It's far too unsanitary. I mean spiders are crawling all over the place.
Get the bug spray.
>>324114829
MEANWHILE
"Here, Mr Health Inpsector, I'm just gonna leave this comically large sack of money with a dollar sign on it in front of you and return to the completely clean ring that is definitely not full of spiders"
>>324115145
Smear the money over your face, venom snake style
]>>324115145
The Spider starts blasting Tim with Shitposts.
>>324115145
Can we get mafia skeleton to put a hit out on the spider?
>>324115209
>he still pays alimony
>his wife left him because he can't pleasure her
>he still has to look after their son
>he will never win the championship belt
>he has to become a cyborg to compensate for his shitty skills
>he's an oversized chicken
>he thinks freedom is real
>mfw I will never ever be Timothy
who keeps sending these into your cyber brain
>>324115424
Tim remains stoic, but it hurts
>>324115424
Accept them as truth then cry oil
>>324115424
try punching him
>>324115424
round 1 -ding-
you launch into flight in the air shooting lazers at spider
>>324115424
"At least I'm not Anthony Burch"
>>324115592
Cave his face in out of rage
>>324115592
Jews backs and watches ominously as it all goes according to plan
>>324115592
Your tears lubricate your escape from the spiderweb
>>324115592
"At least i'm not a black furry"
>>324115628
The Spider swiftly dodges your attacks
>>324115870
INSTANTLY VAPORIZE THE SPIDER'S DICK
>>324115870
Spider shoots webs at Timothy, from his ass.
>>324115870
Show the spider what happens when presented with str vs dex
>>324115870
he doesn't have spider sense he's not radioactive you know
>>324115901
[Evil Jew noises]
>>324116057
Space Hitler starts choking him
>>324116057
Just fucking throw a punch or something. It's just a spider.
>>324116057
punch spider from the sky
>>324116262
Help me! remember the 6 million spiritsgoy. Ignore that spiders who's definitely not about to sneak attack you!
>>324116262
Starts shaking the shekels out of him while still choking
>>324116262
>>324116164
then stomp on him with extendo feet
>>324116309
Ghost shekles?
>>324116402
Ghost shekles.
>>324116490
Oh fuck jew ghost can't loose shekles! Jew ghost rage!!!!
>>324116490
MEANWHILE BACK IN THE RING
>>324116490
More.
>>324116490
Back to the fight, where Spider has gained the upperhands
>>324116490
use your internet browser to tell these anons to focus on the fight
>>324116490
Greydude?
Suncat?
Marshall?
stop with the jew ghost shit, it stopped being entertaining a long time ago. there's a fight to win so get to itgoys
>>324116716
drawfag name?
>>324116716
SHAKE HIM MORE
WHAT IS HAPPENING
>>324116781
>>324116760
Oh, I'm none of those guys then. I'm just not a paladin
>>324116953
Spider ties your arms to your body with web
>>324116953
Cheep shot while distracted spider
>>324116953
how have we not scree'd yet in this thread
scree in that fuckers ears, spiders have like 16 ears don't they?
>>324116716
>>324116953
how the hell are you able to draw things in less than 5 minutes?
>>324117043
"Actually, spiders d---[SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]
>>324117213
It was spiderman all along
>>324117213
LOUDER
>>324117207
The power of FREEDOM.
>>324117213
'ow'
>>324117263
NOw even the audience is affected
>>324117213
harder that it blasts him to the ropes only to bounce back in to our 6 piston ouch fist
>>324117463
"lmao you had to copy me and my multiple arms to stand a chance. Nice originality faget"
Paladin-San I'm very high right and when I read the audience was affected. I heard it. Wierd...>>324117695
>>324117695
again
>>324117695
Spider flies back into the ropes and rebounds into another punch
>>324117764
"The same move won't work twice in a row!"
He counters with a triple uppercut
>>324117982
You think that health inspector is living a good life?
>>324117982
Fucker that tits ain't fit junk nigga.jew
>>324117982
counter with a downercut
>>324118028
"what"
>>324118036
he's distracted>>324118036
>>324118126
Weed dude. Now tv fight
>>324118126
Quick, while he's distracted: commence counter-shit posting
>>324118185
You start to throw some implications at him
"Pffft, like a care what an eaglefag has to say"
>>324118319
Any mods in the stadium to banham that spider?
>>324118319
Grotch punch for freedom of expression
>>324118379
MEANWHILE
"Here, Mr Mod, I'm just gonna leave this comically large sack of hotpockets with a Hotpockets logo on it in front of you and return to the completely legal ring that is definitely not full of rulebreaking spiders"
>>324118574
Time skip
>>324118713
it's the last round
cue the hot mutant ring girl
>>324118713
rewind go back the Comercial is over
>>324118713
CROSS COUNTER
>>324118930
Spider shoots a web at us and swings us into the stage light
>>324118930
Finishing blow. KO
>>324118930
speak with your coach
>>324118930
Any advice, Doc?
>>324118713
Please, some one who is not mobile right now please safe this thread for fucks sake!
Most entertaining thread without rageplebs since months
>>324118930
>324118930
pep talk from your coach
>>324118930
Spider taunts
>>324119002
If only these were the days when we still had to vote for which threads got archives.
>>324119002
>>324119252
NaP archives his thrreads himself
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
>>324118965
Yes, time for the finishing blow, the final punch, the deciding attack after a grueling series of rounds that left both of you battered and only with one arm left each
>>324119002
I save all the threads myself
also,
>rageplebs
wutAnd the fuck is up with all these connection errors I'm getting
>>324119509
do a fake, spider makes a last attempt and hook him
>>324119509
CROSS COUNTER
>>324119509
Your wife appears.With Sssteve.
>>324119509
remember the bloody battle
>>324119596
Will this finally take The Spider down?
>>324119835
You hear a sickening snap as your punch connects with the Spider's mandibles.
Your hand just broke, didn't it.
>>324119835
It already did. Spiders been dead for a while yo
>>324119835
it does and spider is now your bitch, tea bag victory
>>324120065
Americans don't drink tea!
COLA VICTORY!
celebrate victory with MOUNTAIN DEW instead
>>324120065
mountain dew victory
>>324120065
Rewind back to punch moment.
It appears that you have been daydreaming.
>>324120287
Chug that shit.
>>324120287
Jew rage kills spider. Next fight
>>324120319
[I'm A Real American plays triumphantly while you bask in the cheers of fans]
INTERLUDE TIME
>>324120505
acquire groupies
>>324120505
Dew dew dew dew dew
COMMERCIAL BREAK
>>324120505
Get a prophetic vision of a man in a cloak crushing the skull of that mobster you have a love hate relationship with
>>324120505
Spider wakes up after the count is over and gives you a manly handshake with his remaining arm. You're not as shit as he thought, eaglefag.
>>324120505
watch spider crawl on the ground like a bitch
>>324120545
Aw shit, you got some chicks
>>324120684
interview time
>>324120684
snuggle and watch spider be booed and humiliated and watch our ex wife walk away in a huff
LEVEL UP
>>324120749
[Front Page Material]
>>324120917
Your arm malfunctions and accidentally rips off Spider's arm, then accidentally beats him to death with it
>>324120917
CROSS COUNTER
>>324120917
Collect winnings. Proceed to blow most of them on a post-match bar binge with Spider.
>>324120917
your ex wife leaves in a huff, she breaks up with spider
>>324120917
EXCUTE HIM
>Booming dark voice echoes in the distance
>>324119329
Awesome.
Thanks
>>324120917
FF to the part where you get a telegram from Spider claiming that he wants a rematch.
>>324120978
[Second Page Material]
>>324119509
>rageplebs
Normally only getting fun out from this board by gore threads and/or making dumb people rage about the content and/or fallibg to obvious 8/8 b8.
So they rage around in the threada like the autism they celebrate in lowkey.
>rage
>plebs
>>rageplebs
Have to admit i skipped a lot of these threads cause not in interest range.
Looks like theyre allright though.
>>324121335
3rd page ex wife is a slut
>>324121335
Falcon Punch him sending him flying to the next kingdom
