GENESIS 3 MELEE EDITION
CREWS NOW ON twitch showdownsmash
1st for smash4
Wizzy a best
who /team hbox/ here?
what kind of emotional heartstrings pulling shit trailer was that
that's not melee
Who /team ken/ here?
Aren't you guys glad we lost P:M for this?
I sure love Nintendo ads at my tournaments.
>>324088695
http://oddshot.tv/shot/showdowngg-2016011613218276
smash4 hype look at that awesome up kill
the skill of it all is mind boggling
>>324088865
Wait really?
I thought the /v/ post limit was 350.
No one post I'll delete.
>>324088918
right here baby
>>324088941
That was good awareness by Dabuz, p sick
>>324089000
this isn't fucking /vp/ you fagot, and you can't delete OPs
how fucking new are you?
>finally, the fucking speedcancer event is over and those threads are starting to die out
>oh hey, what a fucking surprise, smash faggots ready to take up the mantle
hey fuckface, >>128681108
now fuck off.
>>324089160
nice link reddit
>>324088561
Thank you for specifying that it's a Melee thread
So where is this weasel ass fucker
>>324089572
deported still
>>324089572
Banned from America
Phil's Scar impression was seriously one of the funniest things ever
>>324089643
Nice reddit meme
>>324089895
hows 9th grade?
>>324089572
>>324089643
>>324089693
>leffen deported
>armada retiring
>pp falls into depression hole
>m2k loses wifi password
>mango's winnings go to alimony payments
Is 2016 going to be the final nail in Memelee's coffin?
Melee threads before Genesis:
>Informative
>Fun
>Cozy
Can't wait until Genesis ends and we can go back to having good Melee threads. The one yesterday was perfect and now look at this trash.
>>324090310
Yes.
Then it'll be Memelee: The Next Generation starring Wizzy, and friends
>>324089923
D E P O R T E D F A G G O T
>The Hax$ tag
It's on, boys
>>324090369
It's literally because of Smash 4
>Scar
>>324090784
It's literally because people like you are trying to force this Smash 4/Melee war
>Scar
Stick to commentating please
>That Mario pose
Ok that got me
>>324090784
it's literally because of autismal shitposters
Can't play Falcon with the Hax$ tag and Scar should've known that.
D U C K
U
C
K
M2K
2
K
POOR DUCK
Duck ;__;
>>324090310
>implying Westballz and Wizzrobe aren't going to individually retire all of those washed up grandpas anyways.
holy fuck m2k you monster
THE KING BABY
>>324091752
>>324091774
he didn't deserve to be picked by Scar 2bh.
THE KING
M2K is the best in the world in crews
has been since 2008, took like 14 stocks off West Coast once
luv u jason
>>324091870
Mercy is not in his programming.
>>324091868
So happy I got that westballz shirt back at Sandstorm.
> m2k's beard
He's looking handsome af
L E V E L S
E
V
E
L
S
>Duck will never heavily blink in front of you
>>324089643
>>324089693
Wait, what? I thought he was banned from American tournaments, not banned from the country by the state.
>>324091962
This crew battle so far has been pretty much the perfect display of L E V E L S
>>324091998
Its a meme, you dip.
He doesn't have a work visa
Why is M2K going to destroy his wrist/hand permanently?
>>324091921
Some of these crewmatches are brutal. It's almost a total knockout every single game.
>spongebob music
>>324091998
He's not banned from tournaments, but because he's sponsored, going to america to compete is part of his job. He needs a visa to work in the US and his sponsor is still working that out.
>>324092064
Why would he need a work visa? He is jsut visiting the US
>>324091998
wow youre new
customs denied him entry when he came to america for TBH5
TSM almost got him entry for this, but the paperwork hasn't been finalized yet
>>324092064
>>324092098
>>324092121
he doesn't need a work visa. Armada, javi, Eddie Mexico, Ice, etc. all dont have one
>>324091998
He has no visa.
Since he is sponsored by an American organisation he can't go there with a tourist visa and apparently getting a work visa takes a shit ton of time
>>324092090
M2K MAN
TAKE ME BY YOUR BROKEN HANDS
I think the craziest thing is m2k is running off of almost no sleep right now and he's still playing on point
Fuck the internet at this venue is terible
M2k looks like he's wearing a halo spartan helmet where his hair is the metal part and his face is the glass part
What's wrong with using the Wii U controller?
>>324092138
>he doesn't need a work visa. Armada, javi, Eddie Mexico, Ice, etc. all dont have one
none of them are sponsored by an American organisation.
>>324092121
He's sponsored by TSM, an American company, so it becomes a visa issue
>>324092121
He is sponsored now by an American company, TSM. This means he needs a work visa to work (his job is playing in tournaments) in the USA.
>Stream is still down
Fuck man what happened to 9B?
Leave Genesis to me
>>324092237
Syncs take a lot of time. Too many Wireless controlles may malfunction. People don't properly desync it, etc.
How many stocks will Alex19 get?
>>324091954
He's good looking with short hair and a shave.
>>324092350
So it'd be just as good as GameCube controller if it wasn't wireless?
>>324092425
Less than Scar
>>324092425
half
>>324092425
if he takes even one stock I'll suck my own dick
>>324092425
>playing videogames past the age 18
>sending alex19 against m2k
>IN CREWS
Another player for the m2k meat grinder
holy shit.
>>324092350
I think he means the sm4sh GC controller which is fine except the triggers can stick occasionally on some models. Easily remedied
>>324092426
Idk, his beard is making him look mature.
dilf2king (;
>putting alex19 against m2k
I thought he quit competitive melee after getting cucked at the summit?
>>324092426
Looks like Anthony Fagtano
>>324092425
not even one
>>324092426
looking good
it's up again
M2K v Alex19
This is about to be some BUSTASS
>>324092473
Yes, even the UProController is allowed, provided you take out the battery and connect it direcly to the console
anyone know exactly what happened with mango in terms of lauren?
>memedom
>memedom
If alex19 gets 4 stocked this will be hilarious
>game in the small screen
>players on the large screen
fucking retarded
>>324092657
M2K only has one stock, so might as well.
Is Cloud legal in Sm4sh?
>>324092781
Alex19 getting 4 stocked? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movement with fox? Alex puts the game in another level, we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. mang0 breaks records, Armada breaks records. Alex19 breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic
>>324092695
She's in jail with a $50,000 bail. How this affected Mango (if it has at all) we don't know.
>offstage dair
they call that the mango
>>324092523
Stream it
>>324092523
Pics, please.
>>324092828
Yes
>>324092664
Thanks.
>>324092850
source?
>Alex19 took a stock
>off mew2king
>IN CREWS
fuck the worlds ending
find the bunkers
lol alex
that was a good stock tho i'll give him that
>>324092781
He's been training with Mang0 the past 2 months.
>single standing laser
Is there a better move?
>>324092836
*tips fedora*
>leffen confirmed for fuccboi
LMAO
>leffen is a fuckboi #USA
SHOTS FIRED
LEFFEN IS A FUCCBOI
LMFAO
>>324092921
Double standing laser. Cannot be countered.
And that's why people like mango.
>>324092523
You want that with lube or without my boy
>>324092898
Last thread, and the thread before that, and the thread before that...
>you will never have Alex's awesome beard
>you will never have Alex's awesome gains
life is suffering. at least I'm not a manlet I guess
what in the fuck is going on, why are they killing themselves???
god showdown is fucking garbage i rather have gimr rated g every stream for eternity if it meant actually having a working one
>>324093043
You can work out too you nigging nigger.
But you'll never grow his beard.
>>324093102
Google melee crew battles
>>324093102
if pause is disabled its the only way to end the match
Why do people think Alex is good?
>>324093137
> he would rather have God is My Rock
>>324093168
I can always glue my own pubes to my face but it wouldn't be as powerful
>>324092969
>>324093001
>5'4"
>180 lbs
kek what a fat ass
No way Mango can do this
>>324093168
I'm a lanklet skellie I'm incapable of putting on mass without eating until I puke. Also I have shit bone structure I'll end up looking like those baby face bodybuilders.
I kinda look like Santi
>>324093201
No one thinks that
3 WHOLE STOCKS
COUNT EM' 3 WHOLE STOCKS FROM ALEX19
WHAT A HIGHSCORE
Will we get a repeat?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXSSZYqN21E
>>324093286
We had this conversation, too.
why is alex on crews? i can think of 30 better players than that bitch
>mang0
>>324093286
impossible for mango to take down druggedfox, ppu, and 2 stocks of santiago with just 4 stocks
>>324093137
noce meme dood
theres 5 streams running in the venue if >gimr was running this there'd be a stream and a half and a censored subs only chat
>this Sm4sh stream
Holy shit, looks like they're putting all of their resources on Melee.Excellent
>>324093368
>tfw 6'2 150
is gimr the only person on earth who can plug in cables and stream a video game? jesus christ is this smash radio? who are these showdown fucks and why aren't they dead?
>>324093331
Tardmaggot I'm 6'5" and put on 20lbs so far lifting and eating correctly. Four meals and two wheyscoops a day with some big lifts five days a week is all you need. We're all gonna make it you don't have to stay lanklet we can get out.
If mang0 makes it, Ill eat my own socks I swear to god
>>324093368
damn so she's obese
>>324093513
this is the biggest event they've ever handled by far
>>324093513
>Implying GimR has a good stream
I hate ignorant americans. GeekyGoonSquad has a high as fuck quality stream with not even a fifth of GimRs money.
>>324093570
she didnt used to be, i pumped a few years back and she was pretty hot. havin a kid ruined her
>Mango in full buster mode
>looks like he doesn't give a shit
>will likely get 7th or 8th place again
is this truly the end for the nation? will he ever return to GOAT form?
>>324093646
>GeekyGoonSquad
stream prod is miles better, too bad the commentors and the content is shit
>>324093570
To be fair, baby weight is a pain to lose.
My mom was a skeleton, and 3 kids later she's still trying to lose the weight I put on her 20 years ago.
>>324093646
are you literally watching this slideshow they are presenting as a stream? how do these fucks even find work?
THE KID...
>>324093646
stream is good but the euro scene is really boring, ice and 100 nobodies
>>324093697
Having your wife in prison on fifty grand bail will do that to a guy.
>>324093697
hes finished
Leffen is now the 5th God
>>324093368
>>324093501
>tfw 6'3" 170
>THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT THINK MANGO WILL WIN GENSIS
lmao
>>324093750
No problems here.
>>324093795
he played good you dumb cunt.
SIXTY-FOUR IN FIFTEEN MINUTES FUARK
I am 100% prepared.
>>324093710
Your Mom is a lazy fuck.
>>324093750
No because I'm not watching Sm4sh
>two four-stock melee matches done
>the exact same sm4sh match with two stocks still playing
what the actual fuck
>>324093043
> 20 years old
> just starting to grow hair on my cheeks
what the fuck genetics
>>324093750
showdownsmash is running fine
showdowngg is running off a vcr or some shit that tafo found at the venue cause the original equiptment for gg got ruined on its transfer to the venue or something
>>324093772
The euro scene is boring because you're an american faggot that doesn't know shit about it
Mango really not looking too good, I wonder how much the drama affects him...
With Leffen not there he is pretty much the only one who can save us from Armada vs Hbox GF...
>>324093750
there are literally 5 streams, which one?
>>324090310
Why would it be?
There are plenty of awesome melee players around that aren't the melee gods and we still got people like AmSa and Abate who will come in with unexpected characters.
>>324093368
>tfw 6'0" 150
>vish signing off
THANK
FUCKING
GOD
>>324093750
LIVESTREAMER
fucking scrub
>>324093895
>sleeping on pp
sleepyk would make a cute girl no homo
>>324093878
>20 years old
>hardly have any chest hair
>facial hair is hard to grow
>meanwhile my friends are fucking wookies
>>324093895
>mango not looking too good
>playing in crews in a 4 v 11 situation
>3 stocked santiago
>got bopped by PPU, the solo marth main in the world
ITS OVER GUYS, HE LOST TO ONE OF THE BEST PLAYERS IN A CREW BATTLE WHERE HE WAS HANDICAPPED
seriously, fuck off.
>>324093872
Melee players dont play as smart as Smash 4 players senpai
>>324093997
hey i like vish. he's not as bad as crimsonblur
>>324093368
>>324093793
>tfw 5'11" 160 even though I have crohn's disease
Are crews still happening or is it going to be something else?
>>324094007
hey I'd be happy if he could do it, but last time they played he got 3-0'd by Hungrybox and he is still struggling with his health and shit.
I had to go make dinner and only caught the end. What happened?
Fuck you vish haters.
You try to be brown and fit in with this vanilla scene, it's hard..
>>324093878
maybe you're just a late bloomer and you still have hope
i havent gotten any development in hair growth since i was 18
I have adblock on for a FUCKING reason
>>324094119
Scar got BTFO like expected. the rest of his team was subpar and Mang0 couldn't pick up the slack
Christ all resources are going toward ShowdownSmash right now
>>324093895
PPMD you niggest of niggers.
Even with his bad health fucking with his motion tracking skills it still rests on him to beat the Swedish invasion.
It's like when Gohan fought Zenkai Perfect Cell in the Kamehameha battle with one broken arm. PP just needs to turn Super Saiyan 2 and overpower Armada despite his injuries to save Earth.
>>324094119
she looks ok here, a bit chubby but not bad at all
>>324094071
I'll take gimr and crimsonblur over vish and sleepyk
>>324094056
don't you still have some pools matches to play Alex?
>>324094119
EMM TWO KEY is a manlet?
>>324094119
Who is that semen demon?
>>324094119
Mango's team going fucking REKTED
E
K
T
E
D
>>324094113
Crews are all finishing tonight.
>>324094032
I'm JUST starting to get some stringy black hairs on my chest. It's like I'm going through a second, tiny puberty.
Meanwhile, my legs, pubes and armpits have been crazy since I was 16.
What's your ethnicity, out of curiousity? I'm half mex half white.
What exactly does the Nintendo sponsorship provide to G3, besides the ability to show Nintendo ads that don't help G3?
>this sm4sh stream
holy fucking shit
>>324094162
It's not his skin color, it's his shitty commentary and endless attention whoring.
QUALITY STREAM
>>324094241
Mew2king
>>324093570
>>324093694
>>324093710
Pics of her?
>>324093895
>I wonder of much the drama affects him
Will you stupid mangocucks ever stop johning for him
>>324094279
SlowdownGG
>>324094119
I wish lauren would fucking die.
>both smash 4 streams fucking up
fml
man i would donate for showdown to never stream for the rest of his life. where is the fgc to steal this guys shit when you need them?
Is streaming done for tonight? What's happening?
>>324094272
memes
>>324094095
I'm the 6'3" 170I have Crohn's too bro, what are you taking for it?
>>324094237
I met him once and he was shorter than me and I'm only 5'10".
>>324094272
A flamethrower to burn all Project M setups
Lets get this shit started.
>Tr4sh
>>324094375
showdown is usually really good, this isn't like them
>>324094327
LaughingElfMan.jpg
>64 not using 19XX
>>324094349
Yeah, he should just get over the fact that his wife is in jail after trying to stab somebody because she thought he was cheating with them, no jones rite xD refl
>>324094492
Well it is now. Dont have your fuckups at an event like this
Are both games' streams down?
What the fuck is this shit?
THE GIMZ ALWAYS WINZ
>>324094547
>wife
he needs to fucking leave that stupid fucking retarded whore.
>>324094376
It's back.
>>324094547
Fuck off, then he shouldn't attend in the first place you stupid retard. Also his wife has always been batshit insane, you could literally bring this argumennt always. Fuck off faggot.
>>324094492
they should have stuck with 2 streams if they're so amateur. this is fucked up. i don't know what respectful tourney would ever hire these guys ever again
Will Smash ever have a competent streamer?
>>324094439
Methotrexate injections once a week and a folic acid pill everyday. After years of constant diarrhea I started the injections earlier this year and they've made me 100% normal. One solid shit about once every day or two. Doc says he's never seen someone react so positively to methotrexate.
>>324093895
Go..........................................back.............to.reddit........................................................................................................................................................
>04:56
Being Euro is suffering
>>324094679
They hired themselves. They are the TOs too
>>324094458
Thank god
>when the shine spike hit
>>324094636
He should, but she's also the mother of his child now. Of course parenting is going to be interesting considering she's soon to be a convicted felon.
>this Green Team stomp in 64
>>324094502
Nintendo isn't allowing jackshit there m8 they're literally executing anyone with PM, 19/20xx
>>324093710
hard 4 her to lose weight when she's eating 5 lbs of my cum every nigjt
these overlays are sexy but we really need to get on with the program
>all these people complaining about these breaks
Each crew battle has a time slot of an hour. Because each one so far has basically been a blow out they're running ahead of schedule on each one which is why they're taking breaks.
>>324094851
You just love that webm don't you
>>324094851
If you could sell your ability to dance to the devil to play melee at his level, would you do it ?
>>324094870
What was her crime?
who /meleehell/ here?
Tuan reporting in haha
>showdowngg
JUST
Smash 4 crew stream finally restarting
Florida vs Mexico next
>>324094851
haha when was this taken?
>>324094914
or they could just do them ahead of schedule and do some friendlies at the end of the stream
where's the smash 4 thread?
>>324094963
>implying I can dance
>>324094761
holy christ they needs to stick to TO'ing. streaming is clearly above what their tech/skill is capable off. the largest concentration of international players ever and it's all fucked to hell
Fucking GIMR got his suits in New York to sabotage the competition.
Everybody abort stream if you don't want to get scammed out of your hard earned shekels!
>>324094963
>implying Armada doesn't have the hottest moves on the floor
>>324094986
Tried to stab a pornstar after accusing her of trying to sleep with Mango
