Giant Bomb Thread. UPF is here!
http://gamespothdflash-f.akamaihd.net/upf011516_1_1400@46333
/upfgeneral/ FIBBAGE PLAYING AND STREAMING AFTER UPF?
YES I LIKE IT THAT WAY
MUH GROOBER
>>324066907
Fuck off Danny holy shit
>>324066781
Cheers love.
Have they unpacked the boxes yet?
This site is dead.
>Dan exploiting his retarded fans with his dumb T-Shirts
I can't even mock or get angry at Dan anymore. I just wish he would go away. Everything around him, including his fucking stupid "feud" with Patrick Klepek, his shit taste in vidya and his attention-seeking personality, as well as the fact he ruined the GB Unarchived channel with his fucking stupid videos of him eating Taco Bell, just makes him dislike him more and more.
The end of Life is Strange just now made me cry.
>>324066646
Anybody try making those? They look deelish desu
>>324066907
what the fuck does unions have to do with race?
>>324067227
Who the fuck would wear this? Seriously. Who?
>Almost 100 sold
WHY?
http://www.4chan.org/rules
>Advertising (all forms) is not welcome—this includes any type of referral linking, "offers", soliciting, begging, stream threads, etc.
this song they are playing is a fucking jam
>>324067227
>>324067283
I remember this. Best moment on Giant Bomb of the year.
>>324067227
Unfortunately, Dan's dad is apparently coming to the studio next week, so expect more "epic" videos of him and his dad being complete retards on camera for the amusement of people.
Is the faggot still doing that Danswers bullshit? I hope he stopped doing that.
>>324067227
>>324067349
I just bought two shirts just to make you mad.
>this thread
I dunno what this thread is even suppose to be.
I hope Dan brought something nice. He's the only person I have faith in nowadays to bring something that's not shit to UPF.
NO FUCKING BOXES (OR GAYNOR)
BOXES ARE GONE
Matt Rorie on the scene, hide your dogs
>It's a Dan episode
>>324067227
Who gives a shit?
>>324067227
Love how tumblr, reddit & GB forums got all upset about this.
>>324067586
>It's a Dan wearing a David Bowie shirt episode
>>324067497
I'd say "congratulations on wasting your money", but let's be honest: You're not stupid enough to do that.
>>324067283
>>324067469
What was this from?
>>324067472
>Patrick fans
>/neogaf/
later cucks
>>324067727
when they had commentators doing play by play on a prerecorded halo 5 match live on stage during Gamescom I think?
>>324067525
Hey, hi.Please stop avatarfagging, it's not cool, even if I like Korean variety (except for the infinite replays).
A year and a half and self-proclaimed intellectuals are still being triggered by Dan?
>>324067643
Anyone with sense thinks this is ridiculous. Dan is abusing his "fans" which most likely all suffer from downs syndrome.
>>324067587
>It's a Mary sits on your face episode
>>324067472
just don't watch it, I actively avoid all dan extra content, like the danswers or his retarded father bullshit
>>324067852
>Implying thinking Dan is a faggot and thinking Patrick is a faggot are mutually exclusive thoughts.
>>324067926
I've never seen that one
>>324067472
Dan's dad is pretty fucking cool on cam.
>>324067472
Dan's father is alright. He is certainly much less insufferable than his faggot son. Poor dude.
>>324068068
>>324068103
I wouldn't mind Dan's father if it didn't come with the caveat "with Dan constantly laughing at his jokes and telling his retarded stories" included.
>warcraft movie talk
Obligatory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtzbjud5GvE
>it's a Matt Rorie won't shut the fuck up episode
>>324067643
Dan owns space in their heads, I love it. They were openly talking about petitioning to Jeff to get Dan to stop this stuff on neogaf. Which is then usually followed with
>ma Austin supahero
shit. Nothing gets lefties a larger hard on than an obese black man who has to pretend he's more black than he is because he grew up with exclusively white people. of course he hates white culture/black culture exactly like those awful manchildren
This studio is way too big and has too much empty space on camera.. It needs more useless shit around it.
>Brad is out
>box
Where's the boxes? This set isn't comfy anymore.
>>324066646
Interesting to see the really hard hitting content Patrick has been putting out since he left Giant Bomb.
>I review and write about games for a living
>Don't review or write about my content.
>brad is on vacation
didn't they just fucking get back from a 3 week vacation last week?
>>324068328
Alex is on vacation too
>>324068254
Dan and Austin are both faggots. So I guess whoever loses, I win.
>>324068260
Why does Mary feel the need to push her tits up so high?
>>324067856
I haven't posted a Korean webm since like October. I would not call it avatarfagging. I don't go to kpg and I don't listen to kpop. I've never spammed idols. I posted several webms in like 2 threads, the rest I only made 1-2 posts where I responded with a webm. I am the guy who recommended those shows though.
Must be someone who likes posting idols here.
>>324068316
Slowtaku AS FUCK.
>>324068316
ew what the fuck
>>324068316
>that desperation to get views
>that 'shut it down' attitude
>that 'wife'
fucking klepkek
>>324066907
Good ol' liberals shilling for unions that can never do wrong. Except for those evil police unions, of course.
I don't listen to the Beastcast. Was Austin super stoked about the voice actor union hubbub?
>>324067283
O'Dwyer is overtly implying that Dan has only been able to get by without a union because he's white and is trying to guilt him for it.
THE WIND IS PUSHING MEEEEEEEEE
>>324068316
Patrick is such a lucky guy. His wife is beautiful. I love her feet.
Reminder that Jason is in his late 40s
>>324068316
Is that a real woman, or just a tranny?
I don't even know anymore.
>>324068571
He was for it, but I don't think he was particularly excited for it.
>>324068612
Jason and Drew had the only really good acts and sketches in last year's GOTY videos.
>>324068316
>>324068665
Probably a real woman, but an ugly one. Looks like an horse.
when the fuck are they playing
>>324068792
>>324068792
You just have unrealistic expectations and standards of women. That's what a real woman looks like.
>>324068316
>>324068226
Matt "apparently the audio is choppy for some people" Rorie
>>324068316
>horror trailer facecam "reaction" clickbait shit
Drake.exe
>>324068571
You do know Dan is a huge liberal, right? I don't blame you for not knowing, you're a smart person for not listening to Dan's bullshit podcast. But he's constantly talking about sexism and "creepy video game bullshit" and of course, tutoring his dad on white privilege.
Damn, this looks like TF2
>>324068932
Matt "Wasn't this game made in xxxx? Maybei'mwrongIdunno" Rorie?
>>324068950
>a huge liberal
I'm pretty sure he is a huge "who gives a shit?" guy.
>>324068916
I'm not gonna pretend she's a 0/10, she's certainly better than what I'd think Patrick could get.
>>324069119
>Maybei'mwrongIdunno
Does the studio look dark to anyone else? The cast is lit well but everything else is dim.
>>324069139
That might have been the case before, but San Francisco turned him. A person that doesn't give a shit wouldn't lecture his father on male white privilege.
Rorie is the fucking worst
Not video games.
Why hasn't Jeff played Monster Rancher on a UPF yet.
It's pretty impressive that Dan manages to get you idiots and tumblr to hate him simultaneously for different reasons. Kinda illustrates how this place tumblr reddit and gaf are all basically the same.
>>324068612
>40s
I think you mean 30s. He's like the same age as Jeff.
>>324069398
I love Dan and think he saved GB. I don't post it every opportunity I get though, like people who dislike him does.
>>324069398
>Tumblr hates Dan, so I must like him and he must be really epic
Pathetic.
THIS 7 OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER.
>>324068006
>I-I hate Patrick too but Dan is just as bad and he's ignorant so that kinda makes him worse.... And really P-Patrick has some good stuff on his youtube recently....
every time. Go eat a prolapsed rectum loser
>>324069306
I always was under the impression that he just spouts what other people tell him is good, because he doesn't know any better.
Like he's a bit stupid.
>>324067227
He's better than PC muh diversity star wars so deep Austin
>>324069507
Yep. Dan and Jason coming in helped bring Drew out of his shell more, created more premium content, and definitely help bring the site into the best it's ever been. I'd argue even better than the Whiskey days.
Also, GBEast has been awesome since Austin came on. Today's LiS stream was fantastic.
>>324069398
This place is just like reddit and tumblr because there are people that dislike Dan's faggotry in all three places?
I guess we're all like Reddit and Tumblr because we breathe air as well.
>>324068316
Wait, what
She's way out of his league
Isn't it the other way around?
>slime genocide and KZ simulator
>it's a jason plays a shit meme game episode
two week in a row
The worst is probably the Dan-posters that feel the need to make things up or distort the truth like this post.
>>324069306
Does anyone have that picture of Patrick wife's feet? Cracks me up.
>>324069746
Outside of Jason's fucked up cable tying system, his level headed personality meshes well with the existing crew, and bouncing off some of Dan's bullshit with some GI stories.
>>324068446
Like a young David Byrne except worse
Far worse
This game kind of looks good, 2bh
>>324066646
what a disgusting fat piece of shit
>>324069808
First time I've seen it and I consider myself a meme connoisseur
>>324069851
I do distinctly remember Dan talking about male white privilege to his dad. He might be hating a little too hard on Dan, but he isn't wrong.
i sorta want to play this game
>>324068398
she's perpetually single for whatever reason. she seems really measured more times than not, I'm guessing talking with san francisco cucks when you're a midwest girl is like traversing a minefield of trigger events
also girls with small tits wear miracle bras which makes them look bigger and propped up but that's like all the fat she has in that region smooged together for mediocre boobage
>>324069880
>This is why I unfollowed you on Twitter
>Jesus fucking Christ, Dan
>Everyone at GI hated you, Dan
>I love you, Dan, but I'd let you get your ass kicked in a bar fight before I saved you.
Show me your OTP, /v/
>>324069851
He ain't lying, Dan did get on a embarrassing talk trying to lecture his dad on privilege and he has complained a few too many times about sexism in video games
>>324070128
>Show me your OTP
Charlie. Tunoku.
>>324068950
huge liberal for a midwestern person is like a right wing conservative in SF. Dan's dad is a huge liberal too but actively uses the word fag
>>324070128
Vinny/Drew.
>>324070327
Is that Clueless "Conan" Gamer-san?
>>324070158
Why is Dan complaining about white privilege and sexism in games a bad thing? It's common sense. Of course he takes issue with it, because he's a decent human being. White cis dudes play through life on easy difficulty, at least Dan acknowledges it.
>>324068316
wife needs to learn how to lipstick
>>324070327
I knew he was tall, didn't know he was an ogre.
>>324070158
Things that hasn't happened for 500.
>>324070436
Maybe she just has really fat lips.
>>324070353
Vinny/Dave, Drew/Alexis.
>>324070327
F rate gaming journo literal who takes a pic with a D list late nite host.jpg
>it's a dan episode
>but at least it's not a brad episode
>>324070536
>It's a no one plays anything fun and if they do Jeff shuts it down as fast as he can while he whines about it episode of UPF.
>>324070530
It's true, it happened in the Danswers episode with his dad.
>>324069306
>but San Francisco turned him.
the city he constantly shits on turned him. I have no idea if you're a Patrick cuck trying to make Dan look more liberal than he is to slander him (a slightly less pathetic way than the forced danpostingmeme) or if you're really so stupid and right winged you think dan isn't actually legit way to the right of most of the GB staff. Dan and Vinny ideologically are probably identical, left wing but know not to open their mouths when the crazy left winged shit starts flying
>>324070574
Brad sucks the fun out of everything these days.
>>324070530
You clearly don't listen to Danswers.I'm happy for you
>>324070685
hey guyys. this is what we're going to plaaay.
>loads up dota or starcraft, sometimes doesn't even play the actual game
>>324070530
It happened on air on the Danswers episode with Dan's dad you faggot
>yfw Dan used to date an adult star and you haven't.
>>324070685
He's just an old man with guinea pigs who dabbles in video games, leave him alone.
What is even the point of this collectathon?
>>324070728
I listened to first 3~4 episodes
>>324070063me too
>>324070406
It's different when you're a public figure and going out of your way to bring up in a piece of content that thousands of people are watching and is going to be archived on the internet forever
>>324070656
Example?
This game looked cool for the first 10min. Now I feel done with it.
>>324070672
>a slightly less pathetic way than the forced danpostingmeme
Fuck you, man. Danposting is great.
>>324070802
>>324070728
>>324070663
I'm sure he said it exactly the way you Dan-posters are twisting it.
Outright Dan-posting gets you banned nowadays or something?
>>324066907
I hate Dan often, but man if this doesn't make him just a bit better. I've never thought about it this way, we mostly hate Dan, but Austin, Alex, and Danny all have to deal with him. This world might be worth it guys!
>>324070810
For someone with anxiety he sure has lived the fuck out of life.
>>324069398
the fact that zoe quinn lurks here lets you know there's a lot of those things here, just looking to spread their stupidity. the fact Dan triggers them just him that much better. GiantBomb is dead without him.
>>324070960
WHO'S THAT GUY!?
>>324070960
CAMPBELL!?
>>324068950
I wasn't explicitly aware because I only listen to the Bombcast where they keep a lid on that shit. It does slip on a few occasions, like when talking about Dead or Alive, but Jeff tends to be the outspoken one in those conversations as he channels his massive cynicism. It also doesn't help that I have a hard time identifying voices besides Jeff and Brad. Perhaps it's because I don't watch the other content that I don't get why people tend to fuss about Dan. The Austin hate is much easier to understand because you can just look at the screencaps of what he writes on the site and on Twitter.
Even so, I've always assumed that they're all liberal to a degree, considering they're residents of San Francisco with internet-related jobs.
>>324070942
Second Life with Vinny.
>>324070685
Brad "urggggg I don't want to read this tantalizingly inappropriate email uggggggggghhhhhh..........." Shoemaker
>>324070979
That's partially because of how he tackles them.
Some go silent and he just goes all-out metal gear on that ass.
>>324070960
WHO'S THAT GUY? MUST BE SOME NEW HIRE AT GIANT BOMB...
>>324070979
One reason he triggers people. That and obtaining his dream job.
>>324071052
>Even so, I've always assumed that they're all liberal to a degree
Sure. I'm sure Dan isn't as liberal as say, Austin.
But he's still pretty liberal, talks about white privilege, complains about sexist video games and all that stupid shit. Just another aspect that annoys me about him.
>running out of rum
>no more white wine, only red
>just beer left
Fuck, what am I supposed to drink? I can't handle UPF sober.
>>324070685
Those King's Quest qls with Rorie were awful. Rorie is a retard and Brad is an idiot, and they can't stop talking.
Is Gamespot and Danny O'ShutTheFuckUp relevant outside of Giant Bomb? I only follow Mary Kish on twitter to save her selfies, but Gamespot the site seems like a slightly better IGN with constant top 10s and YOU WONT BELIEVE THIS shit.
>>324067586
>its not a Patrick episode
>>324070810
correction mate, he payed god knows how much for dinners, dates and gifts to a used up hiv infected whore while I get to fuck 20 year old romanian porn newbies for 180 euros flat, he kissed her on her nigger semen filled mouth and probably didn't even do anal with her, she's so used up she doesn't even get MILF offers, I bet that pussy busted more than arkham knight on pc
>>324070672
>>324070961
Are you getting paid to shill Dan this hard or are you one of his down syndrome fans? I bet you paid money for his retarded T-Shirts too.
Here's a secret, you stupid fag: Dan and Patrick are friends.
>>324071423
Gerstmann is so fucking awesome. I love that fat cynical bastard.
>>324067854
yeah it was
>KZ
I'm not suprised it's Matt no-shame-no-glory Rorie that let the bomb drop.
>>324071469
savage edge of death
>>324071384
It's IGN with a different name. They post movie trailers and geek shit now. Which makes that podcast part where they talked about how pathetic that is even more fun.
>>324071485
Why are you so triggered by Dan you need to make things up?
>>324071469
its ok to envy dan.
Mario Party Party 6 when
I want it but at the same time I don't think they're ever going to top 5. Everything played out so perfectly.
>lifehacks
Truly retarded shit.
ELDER GOD TIER
Jeff
GOD TIER
Vinny
GREAT TIER
Brad > Drew
GOOD TIER
Jason > Rorie
OBNOXIOUS DIPSHIT TIER
Dan
PRESUMPTUOUS TOOL TIER
Austin
FAGGOT TIER
Alex
>>324071837
Pax fuck knows where is soonish isn't it?
>>324071384
gamespot is one of those sites where if you change all the people in it
it wouldn't matter at all. the focus is on the games, not the people.
someone much hotter and younger than kish could replace her in a moments notice and nothing would change.
>>324071802
maybe google lexi love black dick, or lexi love old man, or lexi love nigger gang bang, or lexi love gets shat on, or lexi love swallows piss
the lowest low for a cuck is to be a pornstars bf, you fuck a whore, you don't fucking date her and take her to mom to meet
>>324071891
Alex isn't THAT bad anymore. But still low tier.
hi
PLAY SOMETHING ELSE
Jeff = Vinny > Jason > Drew > Rorie >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Brad > Dan > Alex >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Austin
>>324066646
Fuck you faggot kiddies and your offtopic eceleb cocksucking competition
>>324071979
Even more hilarious is Dannys constant attempts to be like the Giant Bomb guys. He wants GS to be personality driven too, but everyone there is a fucking robot while Danny Boy just tries too hard. When Jeff dies after his wedding you fuckers will realize he was the last hope.
>>324071891
GOOD: jeff,vinny,drew,jason,brad talking about his niche interests, alexis, dave
BAD: austin, alex, rorie, GOTY brad
NUKE THIS TRASH: patrick and co.
>>324071891
Austin unapologetically likes Gundam, Crusader Kings 2, mechs in general, Dragon's Dogma and cyberpunk. He's pretty cool.
Alex does suck though.
>>324072194
Jeff is indeed the last hope of Giant Bomb, as soon as he retires or dies, I ain't watching Giant Bomb anymore.
Can you imagine a Giant Bomb website headed by fucking Brad and Dan? Fuck that noise.
>>324071868
>>324072182
I want Mary Kish to sit on my face in a non-sexual way
>>324072208
>BAD
>GOTY brad
Not this year, he was btfo'd by the new evil: Austin.
>>324072003
its ok to envy dan
>>324072273
Brad wouldn't work with Dan if he was in charge. But Dan would be more succesful than Brad if they all went solo in a dead Jeff scenario.
>>324072194
>When Jeff dies after his wedding you fuckers will realize he was the last hope.
He learned the hard way he had to lose weight
>>324072386
Too bad Ryan had to die for all of their sins. I miss Ryan.
>>324072358
he still did his "this is not a battle i want to have"
FOR FUCKS SAKE THATS THE POINT OF THE PODCAST
>>324072007
Yes, he still and always will be bad. He can't form an opinion well and vocalize it, he can't argue, he has no humor, and he ruins all content he is a part of.
I'm fucking falling asleep. Fucking c'mon, Giant Bomb.
>>324072386
Dan is annoying as fuck, he seems like the kind of guy that would be a huge successful Let's Player or Streamer if he wanted to be.
>>324072358
>the new evil
Invisible Inc. is pretty good.
And considering they all were pretty much meh about Witcher 3...
>>324072271
A shame that the two only remotely weeb guys has to be Austin and Jason.
Hire yet another new video guy so Jason can be on camera and podcasts more often.
>>324072358
I was probably visibly angry when he was being a huge baby about Mario Maker's lack of friend support
wat
>>324072486
Dude. Brad sucks on GOTY because he never stops his battle.
>Dan is completing his transformation into an anime character
>>324072570
Vinny had been deep in Gundam of a while
>>324072182
THICK
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>this game
What the fuck.
>>324072432
Is she wearing thighhighs?
l-lewd! But... I think I like lewd Mary
>>324072370
>whiteknighting for a cuck online
wew lad, you went beyond regular cuck, you've evolved
This fag just HAS to make everything about himself.
Fuuuuuck - he is insufferable.
>Rorie with the trans joke
Bahahahahahah, I love Rorie.
>>324072469
Ryan was too good for this world.
At least hes sitting on cakes in heaven now.
>>324072620
i mean thats his method of keeping things going without making it interesting by presenting an actual argument like jeff does e.g. fallout
>>324072674
>literally reddit
so quirky
>>324072617
Jason and Jeff are not thrilled by the anime
>>324072753
its ok to envy dan
>>324072981
its ok to be a cuck
>>324073025
its ok to envy dan
PLAY FIBBAGE YOU FUCKING HACKS.
>>324072617I was planning on downloading that to try it out
This is some Sweden yes tier of faggotry teenage dance.
>we going to touch on that?
kek
>>324073195
its ok to be an ebin cuck man
>>324073302
>>324073195
thanks everyone
>>324070979
I've read his dumb anxiety book, and his "anxiety" just seems to be "i get anxious sometimes". That's about the extent of it. It doesn't sound crippling in any way. I just sounds he gets as anxious as most, just more often.
LET'S DO THIS, f͘am
>people are still watching upf these days
Don't you have better things to do or watch?
>senpai meter
>>324073302
It is never ok to be a meme-spouter, however.
>Thousand Sunny map
>game isn't related to One Piece at all
these fucking chinks and their complete disregard for copyright laws.
>>324073514
fuck off autismo
>>324073451
Like what? NBA game doesn't start for another 30 minutes, name one good Twitch streamer who plays a variety of weird games and mocks them, or hang out with my 'friends'?
when are some actual games gonna get played?
>>324073582
you're supposed to reply without a meme there kiddo.
look, Dan is a massive idiot, but he's successful doing it, so its ok to envy him. its ok.
>>324072537
Invisible, Inc. still had no business being on the GB's Top 10 when Austin is the only one who even played it. He even specifically cited Brad's success with brute-forcing Dota 2 as a reason Invisible, Inc. should get in.
There's also the matter of Austin being a Fallout 4 apologist and constantly talking about "having conversations" on things. From his perspective, the Steam paid mods controversy wasn't the Hottest Mess because Valve fucked it up big time with an extremely exploitable system, but because "entitled" consumers had the gall to fight back and shut down "a conversation that needed to happen".
Dan such a great troll
>This blatant LMFAO rip off.
Holy fuck.
>Bootleg music
This game just keeps getting better
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
>>324073728
Additionally, Invisible Inc is a really bad game. The isometric stealth works, but the level deisgn is atrocious and works against the game.
What Austin pretended was impressive for the game really wasn't.
This aint shuffling
>>324073718
mate you replied with the same response to me 50 times, you can't stand someone disliking your meme idol, you dream of being cucked, all clear signs of autism
>>324073682
I rest my arm on my head just like Rorie.
>>324073731
Woah, that's actually a non-cuck move. Is this photoshopped?
