>the last character you played as is now helping you with buying and carrying your groceries
>the super market is crowded and lots of young parents are having their loudly crying babies with them
How fucked are you?
>Sonic and Sega All Stars Racing
>was using Amy
It shouldn't be too bad, I'm sure she deals with this shit all the time.
My Xenoblade protag probably wouldn't care, is glad she doesn't have to run around a planet for three hours to pick up her groceries while everything tries to kill her
>Turok
Oh boy
>>324032865
>my Dragons's Dogma character I made to look like Jasper
>she's arrogant and has a short temper
She'd hit a child.....fug
Old Snake
>Grim Fandango
Ay cabrón, what's the delay? Glottis is getting anxious outside!>[vrooming intensifies outside]
>BOI
It's gonna be a loong day, one of those crybabies is with me
>Murdered Soul Suspect
I'd probably be fine somehow.
>Barry Steakfries
Man he'd just use his Machine Gun Jetpack and blast the fuck outta there. Any casualties from machine gun fire are merely a minor incident.
>Stone Cold MOTHERFUCKING Steve Austin
This is gonna work out just well.
>Taiga Saeijma
I think I'm fine.
>Oda Nobunaga
Language barrier and general confusion about suddenly being in the future and not in Japan are the only two problems I can think of here
>Amano Keita
I'm sure he'll use yokai to try and stop the babies from crying, and I'm sure that it will backfire spectacularly.
>>324032865
>the entire country of england in EU IV
>Bloodborne
Rev up those blood echoes
>>324032865
>my Mii
AT LAST, MY OWN CLONE
>Naht M. Portant
I hope she has the decency to wear shoes without guns. I can also assume I'll be carrying everything and she'll make me buy more candy than I need
>>324033023
I hear Tails is good with babies, too.
>>324034989
NOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS
>>324032865
>king dedede
I'm actually in great shape.
The last character I played as was myself in second life. I don't hate kids and have tons of experience in super markets waiting already irl. Still my avi in sl is a 2 year old child so I'm sure I make things worse cause I'm trying to rp as a baby.
>Cloud
Not too bad - we can both gripe about it briefly to each other and then shrug it off.
>My warrior in World of Warcraft
Lots of cleaving about to happen, fuck
>>324032865
So were you just playing smash bros and fantasizing about your life with Peach or what?
>super mario
"MAMA MIA look at all'e de babies, they are 'a crying... uuuuhh goochie goochie blebleblebleble come one baby, make 'a smile, yahoo!"
>i would kill myself
>>324035273
You want a chili dog ?
>>324035273
Inb4 comic
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>Tomba
I bet he'd carry them all in his stomach and just puke them out when we got home
>>324035448
lol
>>324032865
Venom Snake, gonna ZZZ them all.
>my EVE Online character
She will probably kill herself to escape this hell to wake up on the side of the Universe. I wouldn't blame her.
>>324035256
Literally Enzo.
>Siegfried Schtauffen
We good
>Heavy from TF2
I figure we'd get along fine, unless someone started shit or heavy brought Sasha. Or both.
>dr. Eggman
He'd probably hold the babies in front of his disgusting beer belly and shake them unconcious, spouting "HOIHOI" and a creepy "Yooooosh..." in between. Then he'd put them in the freezer.
Nathan Drake. He'll probably solve some puzzle and find an ancient city under the supermarket.
>>324032865
Wow these kids sure are little shits, ey?
>Monster Hunter 4U
The hunter just carries it all in one fucking huge pile in his arms and waddles out of the store at a brisk jog
>>324036029
You also leave the store with about 50 raw steaks
>Smash Bros. Wii U
>Ganondorf
Oh shit.
>>324035968
Oh fuck that cracked me up
![hyrule_warriors_ganon_dlc[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pgz9swU.jpg "hyrule_warriors_ganon_dlc[2].jpg")
I don't think I'm the one fucked here.
>>324035981
>grab a chicken leg
>turn it 20 degrees north
>put a bag of peas next to it
>pour orange juice on top
>suddenly secret door behind the counter
>lair is filled with chicken tendies and mayan gold trinkets
>suddenly mafia
>they open gunfire in the supermarket
>i just wanted to buy some kool aid
>Smash Bros.
>Meta Knight
He carries on with it like a gentleman, but is probably annoyed as fuck deep down.
>>324032865
Dragons Dogma
I guess Arisen grabs as many leafy greens as possible, throws some screaming children off of things, is surprised when he didn't have to pay 15000 gold for lettuce, and then divides the carry load for each of us based on how much we can carry.
>>324035915
God help you if you get gmod heavy
>>324032865
My MGO cloaker would be first to every mission point and we'd be in and out in less than 20 seconds.
either the mothers will love him, or I'm about to be accessory to murder
either way, my groceries will probably be scattered all over the floor and I'll have to pay for them
>>324032865
Megaman.
That's pretty cool.
>>324032865
>my party from Darkest Dungeon
I'm set, senpai
As long as they don't get triggered by getting their clothes stained
>>324036492
>marina from mischief makers
She'd grab everything in sight and "shake shake" it.
>Dragon Quest 8
Bottomless inventory bag to put everything in, and then we can just Zoom back home as long as he doesn't try and cast it indoors and slam our heads into the goddamn ceiling.
>>324032865
I wonder if a nendo can even help with groceries?
Guess I save money on eggs haha
>>324036249
>>324032865
>Flynn
He'd put up with it.
>>324032865
>Blitz
Is his English good enough to navigate an American grocery store?
>>324036790
>>324036805
>Guess I save money on eggs haha
>Bloodborne Hunter
I think I'm gonna be just fine.
>Isaac
Great, now I have my own loudly crying baby.
>It's my whole squad of ayy killers
>They would beg me to get out and kill x-rays
>my Skyrim character
>female nord warrior with a dozen followers
dis gun b gud
>>324035968
>>324032865
>roided as fuck dragonborn dude
Yes, blow them to bits then fuck me mercilessly.
>Mario Tennis 64
>Boo
Spook
>>324032865
I'll get my groceries, but I won't get to ever go vacm to that market again.
>>324036790
I don't envy you much
>>324032865
>elphelt valentine
im all right, unless fighting game logic takes over and suddenly she has to duel someone in the soft drink aisle
>My Sangheili multiplayer character
I guess he'd get pretty annoyed at all the distractions and stuff, but he'd probably suck it up until all the groceries were gotten.
>bloodborne
>my angry old man character
this is a game where you kill babies for insight and go on a quest to shut a baby up, it's going to be fucking horrible
Nigga, I just got done using Odin's Sphere literal Ow the Edge
Can I at least thigh-fuck Mercedes before I die?
Outta my way, baby shits
>>324032865
>My MH4U hunter with HH set.
He's gonna eat and flex everywhere and play obnoxious songs while hitting shelves and hurting people.
I'd love it.
Goldeneye bond with cheats on
I think I'm fine
>>324032865
>Xenoblade X
>will end up having an overabundance of apples and oranges
>will take hours to find a single goddamn banana because they only spawn in a 2 minute window every 24 minutes
>still damn near impossible to find in said window due to being rarity 5
I would probably be killing babies to vent frustration.
>Alto from Stella Glow
Meh..
>>324032865
It's probably going to annoy the shit out of me that she's hopping around like a retard while I'm trying to analyze the different pickle jars on the shelf.
>Paper Mario from TTYD
>Danger Mario run
Well he's silent, so won't annoy me. But in perma-Danger state he kills everything he touches.
Playing a Danger Mario run actually gave me an idea; is Danger Mario the strongest Nintendo character? Could anyone beat him? All those lucky misses, max damage, and endless FP.
>my Tera castanic
She'd probably just fuck me on top of produce
Cloud massmurder
>Bloodborne
She'd probably start having flashbacks, run into the cleaning supplies aisle, and come out swinging a floor mop covered with razorblades that collapses in half to form a pair of nunchucks.
>Pvz garden warfare 2 beta
>rose
R8?
>>324036376
>Not 'Banned from Store'
>>324032865
Metal Mario.
>BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG
>a-team 10 man squad from a late game xcom long war base assault
Completely fucked. Pretty sure all these guys can do is kill aliens.
>>324036805
I wonder how they'll smell haha
![latest[7].png](https://i.imgur.com/aaXPxyx.png "latest[7].png")
>level grinding Ruto in Hyrule Warriors
Her YYYYYX combo can kill around 200 enemies in a single shot. As long as there aren't any super tough parents that hide behind their shield around, I'll be fine.
>>324032865
Meta Knight?
He either A. ditches me and teleports away with down B
B. Drill Rushes through the crowd, killing at least 50 innocent people while I run towards the car
C.goes normalfag mode and uses an assist trophy
>>324032865
>Warframe Valkyr
>It's just us walking in an empty grocery store
>>324038373
>grinding Ruto
I'm sorry for your lots.
>Aigis
Should be ight
>Luis Lopez
ill just ask him to be threatening
>>324038545
I never touched her for the first twenty hours or so after unlocking her, but she's more fun than I gave her credit for. She sucks shit against human bosses, but tossing fuckers left and right as I swim through the air at 100 miles an hour is like the whole appeal of Musous.
>>324038728
Forgot pic
>>324037454
>uneventful shopping with Ramlethal
>pass by frozen food aisle on way to pick up milk
>return to cart suddenly full of oven pizzas and cheeseburger sliders
>too scared of being destroyed to say anything
>>324038839
>hostage has died
>Noire's game
Fuck this I should have started Rebirth3.
>>324032865
The Mueller PLS in Fast Racing Neo. Considering how incredibly fast you move in the game I think I would be fucked if I bought anything fragile that could break or get ruined from getting shaken up. The people in the vicinity probably wouldn't do to great either.
Mueller PLS do work with the trade of aliens and exotic creatures though, so maybe we could just call up a transport vehicle instead?
>Space Station 13assistant
Pic related
>Geralt of Rivia
I'm alright, because it's Poland
>Donkey Kong
I'm probably never allowed back into the supermarket after DK is done with the bananas, also gonna have to pay for those barrels.
>>324032865
>Trevor from GTA V
lel
>>324037454
>"Ohmygosh, this is one of those moments I've dreamed of! Going shopping with my husband, being surrounded by accomplished couples and their cute kids! We're piling in all the things, and we pass a couple with their baby, then I get to say, 'Oh, why don't we have one? Or two? Or four? Or ten!' And then, when we get home, and then--!
My 97 Orc Warrior name Yummbo
I think I'm fine
>Hotline Miami
>Jacket
Gonna get a lot less crowded at least. Groceries will probably be free too
>Lara Croft from Legend
I am okay with this
The kids will probably laugh at him.
>Night Stalker
There's gonna be a lot of crying babies.
Wei Shen motherfucker who you?
>>324032865
>Yung Venuz
POP POP
>>324032865
>Kanbei from Advance Wars 2
I'm not sure, he only had like 30 GBA lines of dialog. I doubt he'd cause any trouble.
I'm going to get kicked out because she's gonna roll over all of those bitches to get to the bananas.
>>324032865
>can just jump and grind around everyone
I think I'm good
>>324032865
>Wolfenstein: The Old Blood
>BJ Blazkowicz
Considering how much shit BJ can carry, this probably goes well. Only issue is he might eat all my food before we get back.
Wei Shen would jump kick those babies to submission the way I play him.
>Ryu from streets
He's probably just happy to have someone buying his groceries for him.
>Starsector fleet
Welp, I'm going to have a lot of explaining to do when multiple destroyers, cruisers and carriers all appear in the middle of a crowded grocery store.
On the bright side, I'll have plenty of room for groceries
>>324035530
Underrated post
>>324045235
Just pray that CruorI think that was the planet?is having one of those Food Shortages they love to have so you can make big bucks.
Also if you dont have a Tempest on that fleet just resign immediately.
>Played smash with Wario
Guess we'll just shuffle through everyone with snarling growls.
>>324032865
>A nameless soldier in full combat gear.
Could be worse I guess.
![290477_179542568849340_1026891087_o[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lrkjacK.jpg "290477_179542568849340_1026891087_o[1].jpg")
DevourerHydraBloodthirster
HELP ME MARINA
>>324032865
>lakitu
me and my nigga big float just gonna hover over these faggot ass kids, straight to the cereal aisle, cuh
>>324046696
Can't find a single damn one for sale, got a good light group of wolves, afflictors and shades to dart around my bigger ships though.
>conker's bad fur day
this will be interesting to say the least
<spoiler>hi<spoiler/>
>Sareth
He will kick them to death
>>324048836
>>324048836
Embarrassing.
> Daniel from Amnesia
As fragile as his sanity is, pretty fucked.
>May from Pokemon Emerald
Like she'd give a fuck.
>>324049028
help im 10 i thought spoilers were done with < > tags not [ ] tags
>>324032865
>Kirby
Well, I lost my groceries, but at least I can go home now.
>>324048685
At least you have good taste in frigates, only the high-end ones are worth anything.
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Hu9x9di.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>This guy
For some reason I think he'd be great at this
>>324032865
>Lest
He can only carry 9 of the same object so I don't get much done
or he starts throwing baby birds at them
>>324032865
>Metal Slug
>Eri
Okay this could be entertaining.
>>324035991
Why isn't there more r34 of her?
>>324049028
How could something be embarrassing on 4chan, I could be Obama.
>going out to get groceries
You know you can order groceries online now right?
Everyone would die as her boar spears the children through their skulls.
>Asura
At least I dont have to take two trips to get everything in. The downside is that the man is literally the embodiment of anger.
>"HEY, you took my spot in line!"
>"BASTARD, that was the LAST box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch!"
>BURST
>>324049219
Here's a protip: Highligh the part you want spoiler'd and press ctrl+sLike this
>Aoba Seragaki
Should be chill
>>324032865
>Sora
I don't think he'd be too bothered.
I get banned from the store
a CSGO Terrorist.
I think I just have to worry about him bombing the non halal meat section.
>>324032865
>Pet-spec'd Helltooth shaman
seems I'll have the supermarket to myself
>>324032865
>Metal Gear Rising
>Raiden
He's a fucking psycho with a sword that can cleave tanks clean off.
"I'm fucked" is an understatement.
>Goes up the the service desk
>"Excuse me, which aisle do you keep your magazines?"
>>324035968
>>324036191
>>324037193
ssmefag? this "joke" was shit
>>324035273
Thanks for reminding me
>>324032865
The guy from Happy Home Designer. He has a LOT of pocket space so I'll be fine.
I don't think she would be much help at all.
>>324032865
I don't think I need to tell you how it will result with Kaptin Bludflagg.
>>324050627
>being this mad that more than one person likes a joke
>Samus
All goes wellIn actuality she starts breaking down and sobbing about the baby but NOT MUH SAMUS
>Doomguy
Oh god this is not going to end well.
>Bowser
I'd be surprised if anything goes wrong, actually
>>324032865
Wario Land: Shake It (because missions despite being an eh game)
.....Time to shake some babies until they shut up. Or we can stomp the ground and just steal the food in the resulting mess. Or toss it through the windows and then go jump for it.
"Waaaah!"
"Wa."
>>324032865
artanis in heroes of the storm
not fucked in the slightest really. feels good.
>>324038221
Good taste friend.
Though I myself would have super brainz with me, and it would probably take a lot of cow brains to satisfy his hunger.
>deals with crying lumas all the time
>motherly
She's gonna be just fine.
>gonna stay at the supermarket for fucking hours as she tries to comfort all the crying babies and chats with the young mothers
FUCK
>>324052674
She could put all the crying babies to sleep. That would be handy.
>Demi-fiend
gonna buy all that Magatsuhi
>>324032865
>Rosa from Pokemon
Happiest man in the world.
>>324037438
>Yoshi
I'd be kicked out. No pets.
>Yandere Sim
>Yandere chan
Uh well, that's gonna depend on if I'm senpai or not.
If I am, she's gonna be in a haze and completely useless as she gets all hot and bothered, no help at all with these groceries. We had also better not have a female cashier or shit is going to get 5 o'clock news really quick.
If I'm not, I'm sure she'll be emotionally numb to the whole situation and help out in order to blend in.
