>main character is blandorama Mary Sue, ridiculously handsome and an ultimate unbeatable warrior who lives in a giant castle banging all the most gorgeous women in the land, and hanging out with all the powerful Kings and Lords in various mansions and palaces
>he never develops or learns anything, faces any kind of internal or physical struggle, or does anything except look handsome, beat everybody easily, and save the girl and the day handily with time to spare
>the whole story is just him playing fetch quest for a bunch of largely irrelevant characters who's subplots contribute nothing to the overall narrative except to point you to the next irrelevant character, until you beat the shitty Sauron wannabe and save the princess or whatever the fuck she is
>gameplay is shitty beyond belief, bargain bin Arkham combat, with a tiny roster of reskinned enemies using the same movesets
>open world with nothing but chests of shitty loot and fucking drowners
Can you say overhyped piece of crap? TW3 goes to the pile with Bioshock Infinite, GTAV and The Last of Us as yet another game that uses its high end production values and slick execution to try and convince you there's a good game and a rich experience inside it's hollow shell.
>>324015603
yawn/10
>>324015603
>main character is a blandorama Mary Sue
Stopped reading there, Geralt is a literal beta manchild.
I know this is bait but contrarians on /v/ really snap my cookie.
>>324015603
Too obvious, mate.
>>324015735
My thoughts exactly, this game is so boring
>>324015603
You've already made this thread before.
>>324015603
Here's your reply.
>>324015603
Here is your reply, I hope it gives you the attention you so desperatly crave.
How come no one is actually refuting the points?
I agree. Fallout 4 should've been GOTY
>>324015603
>ridiculously handsome
Only thing in your post I agree with.
>>324016146
The typical shitposter response
>people don't take the b8
>make a post about having valid points to b8 harder
Why don't you do something with your life other than spend all day making b8 threads and shitposting?
No one cares about your BS flame wars and shiting on games to try and fit in.
>>324016146
Witcher fags have to rebuttal because they know their game is shit and can only accuse everyone of trolling them
>>324015603
>>324015603
>ridiculously handsome
Anon, is there something you want to tell us?
>>324016403
"have no"
Worst shitposting in a while
>>324016146
because 4 out 5 are true
>>324016526
he's not supposed to be that handsome (even worse in the pre-downgarde face model), ive seen a lot of fans who read the books saying geralt should be closer to his w1 model, pale skin being one of the things i remember mentioned
OP nailed it, to disagree only shows off your young age
People older than 18 would have already played tired crap like this before and know to avoid it
>>324016752
Yeah, I used a mod for TW3 which makes Geralt's skin paler, hair whiter, and eyes yellower/narrower.
>>324016752
Then how would they explain him banging every witch he comes across?
>>324016991
Because to those able to detect magic, his touch is almost literally electrifying.
Not to mention that he's sterile and immune to STDs.
Also, compared to what most men looked like back then, Geralt's not a bad looker.
>>324016991
im not a fan of witcher, havent read the books nor finished any of the games out of boredom, but anyway i've read some threads saying the witches have a great lust and they'd fuck anyone, also something to do with witchers being sterile
>>324015603
Except that's not entierly true in case of Geralt.
Ciri is a absolutely awful character. I fucking hate her with a passion. Entitled slutty bitch with an attitude of a brat and moral principles of a bad anime edgelord basked in love by everyone and given best shit from the start, still complains how hard her life is and how everyone is a dick to her.
>Hurr durr, I had to murder and maim people for fun, sniff coke and drink booze lesoing it out with my pretty girl each night and killing everyone who doesn't want to lick my boots.
>But it's all Geralt's fault because he didn't save me.
>meanwhile Geralt is dying from mortal wounds somewhere because he tried to save her.
Fuck Ciri.
I don't want to play Witcher 3 because Ciri is there
>>324017129
How conveniently Mary Sue of the character that his touch is amazing
>>324016792
(you)
>>324017338
>the fact that the author wrote in a neat little quirk of his background makes him a Mary Sue
OK
Also Geralt doesn't actually bang that many women in the books.
>>324015603
Do you even know what Mary Sue even mean? All his powers and abilities have strong background in his past and training you dumbshit
OP you forget muh story
>ghouls with blue eyes ride through the wilderness creating winter like conditions in their path slaughtering indiscriminately
All we need is Peter Dinklage and a few more cock shots and we have a full blown GoT the video game.
>>324017494
What the fuck are you even talking about? Where are the ghouls creating winter conditions?
>>324017297
>I hate Ciri because she's a slut!
>But it's ok for me to fuck 10 different women in each Witcher game while I'm playing as Geralt!
>>324017435
Most people outside of a committed relationship don't fuck except once in a blue moon
Anything well above the realms of reason is where we hit Mary Sue territory. It's the kind of character you make in your mind to project your personality into, for private escapism where you are finally the alpha in your dream world
>>324017494
Now this is bait, if only 14 year olds where allowed on 4chan to take it.
>>324017731
Ciri was never a slut, she was in a committed relationship with a single woman.
>>324017494
Wild Hunt is space elves not ghouls with blue eyes you faggot
>>324017731
>ignore the whole post, pick out 1 word
reading comprehension man, hard, isn't it?
Problem she tries to make herself a fucking saint and a martyr for one, suffering for Geralt's and Yennifer's sins. While she had it easy.
>>324017854
She actually gave in to Hotsporn in under 5 seconds. He died before he could do anything ,but she wanted it, even though she said she didn't like him and met him for the first time.
She also made a fucking huge jump from deranged killer to "I don't want to fight you" in under 10 pages. Sapkowsky is a hack.
>>324018035
>She also made a fucking huge jump from deranged killer to "I don't want to fight you" in under 10 pages
Wait when?
>>324018101
Spoilers
In Baptism she killed a guy just for making a dirty joke about her and watched him bleed out in front of her and only problem she had is she dropped a cotton candy. Even Rats though it was excessive.
Even in Tower she demanded they would kill, maim or at least rape their prisoners, while Rats tried to get her away from baroness.
She almost trampled Tuzik because he didn't want to kiss her Rats' arses.
she was a deranged powerhungry narcissistic killer blaming everything on Geralt and Yennifer(they didn't save me, they don't care).
But in Tower when Bonart gets her and puts in the ring she suddenly starts to plead people not to fight her.
>>324015603
>blandorama
back 2 reddit
How are the books?
>>324015603
geralt in w3 isn't even "main hero", he's just sidekick of real rekt machine puella magi cirilla magica
Also geralt is ugly, everyone says so. Not to mention his childishness, that's especially visible in books but you can see it in games as well.
>>324015603
Geralt is already a seasoned warrior, and already has pre existing relationships with the women he fucks. he SHOULD be good at what he does
>>324015603
I'll give you my rarest pepe if you promise not to post this thread anymore.
>>324020737
That's a big ask, anon.
I'd need to see a pepe preview first to decide
>>324015603
>I want to have a character development for the character I control in the game.
No, nigger, that's not how it works. Go watch some movies or chineese cartoons instead. Hell you can even read the original Witcher books.
>>324016752
>a lot of fans say
Then a lot of people are wrong
op is correct
>>324017494
the riders of the Wild Hunt are not ghouls, you inbred retard
>>324015603
this pasta is stale as fuck
>>324021765
>Then a lot of people are wrong
spotted the cdrp drone, and that shows how much shit most of the fanbase is.
the books specifically mention his pale skin.
does he have pale skin in the pic?
cdrp deliberately made low-fidelity choices in order to appeal to the "wider audience"
>>324021765
by comparison this is a mod that gets closer to what geralt should actually look like
TW3 was GOTY 2015 only contender against it was Bloodborne.
>>324015603
>Geralt
>Mary Sue
Stoped reading there.
Learn the meaning of words before using them, moron.
>>324023089
>Learn the meaning of words before using them, moron.
>saying this kind of shit on 4chan
please fuck off you cuck meme guy
>>324015603
literally one lie after another
>main character is blandorama Mary Sue, ridiculously handsome and an ultimate unbeatable warrior who lives in a giant castle banging all the most gorgeous women in the land, and hanging out with all the powerful Kings and Lords in various mansions and palaces
>he never develops or learns anything, faces any kind of internal or physical struggle, or does anything except look handsome, beat everybody easily, and save the girl and the day handily with time to spare
>the whole story is just him playing fetch quest for a bunch of largely irrelevant characters who's subplots contribute nothing to the overall narrative except to point you to the next irrelevant character, until you beat the shitty Sauron wannabe and save the princess or whatever the fuck she is
>gameplay is shitty beyond belief, bargain bin Arkham combat, with a tiny roster of reskinned enemies using the same movesets
>open world with nothing but chests of shitty loot and fucking drowners
Can you say overhyped piece of crap? TW3 goes to the pile with Bioshock Infinite, GTAV and The Last of Us as yet another game that uses its high end production values and slick execution to try and convince you there's a good game and a rich experience inside it's hollow shell.
>>324017731
I didnt have sex in my playthrough, anon
>>324016991
because to witches he is interesting. they respect his skills. he's not a dainty noble or a dirt-farming peasant. he's an extremely capable, knowledgeable, and physically robust itinerant monster slayer.
they may look down their noses at him and his quaint 'signs' but the legendary white wolf is well-known to those in power. the fact that he doesn't have any menacing schemes to compete with the witches and the power structures they try to infiltrate and exploit means that he can be safely used as a pawn in their games.
>>324022598
remember that his body is pure sex to women. more lithe than brawny. low body fat. dick for days.
>>324017279
Stop reading "Monstrum, or Description of the Witcher". It's fucking outdated.
>>324015603
It lets losers feel cool, so they love it.
Everyone I know who loves W3 is overweight, ugly, and has never had a girlfriend. Is it any wonder they love a game where they get to live out their sad Game Of Thrones-tier shit fantasies?
>>324015871
I'm not your mate, buddy.
I've seen this exact copypasta at least dozen of times.
>>324016146
Just play the game and enjoy it.
TW3 story is fucklong so it's not worth typing a list about it.
>>324024473
i'm overweight but not that ugly and i have a gf
>>324025097
An overweight gf
Point still stands
>>324016146
Because they can't, the story as a whole, the characters, the setting, the plot; everything short of the dialogue is completely bland and uninspired
It's completely saved by its dialogue, otherwise it's a soulless husk of fiction.
TW1>TW2=TW3
TW3 is made for girl gamers. TW1 is made for real and mature men such as myself.
>>324025273
nah
Geralt is so fun to play as. He's badass but not an edgelord. He can get fun and silly sometimes. It's like a more serious Uncle Dante in a way. Also he does think with his penis and characters mock him about it. Also- if you choose to- he's a moralfag underneath, but if you do only the moral things you WILL get fucked eventually, since everyone, and EVERYONE in the Witcher world is a giant ass dick.
But that's not your job. Your job is about KILLING MONSTERS.
>>324015603
bait thread/10
>>324025517
i like how some characters relate to him. some despise him for being a mutant, mostly peasants and such.
sometimes when he refers to himself as 'not human' to humans who are being racist they are all like 'yeah knock that bullshit off you're still human we fucking hate elves and you're no elf
> ultimate unbeatable warrior
ok but for real friends
when has this ever NOT happened in vidya???
>everything you don't like is bait
This is how hugbox echochambers are born
>>324024473
im not overweight and i've had a gf. but i will agree with you on the ugly part
>>324016146
Because when someone describes a freakish albino character who's covered in hideous scars (and who gets all veiny and gross when he's on potions) and wanders aimlessly for most of his life as "ridiculously handsome" and "lives in a giant castle" it's a fucking bait thread.
>>324016752
There are mods for that anon
I thought it was pretty corny that Geralt talks in a Nolan Batman/David Hayter-esque and that both TW2 and TW3 start off with
>Geralt just got done fuckin' a HOT BEB
but otherwise they're good games.
>>324015603
ITT butthurt metal gear fanboys
>>324015603
but they are always calling him a mutant and a freak while you pass by anything
you literally decide of life and death of the village or the children and some other characters
i didn't finish it yet so i only know stuff from velen
the only thing that bothers me is that you level up too fast, and while you do some quests, and then you try to do another quest, you don't really need, for example, those chest loot from treasure hunter quests
More importantly, why can't we have more of bro ing with uncle Vesemir? hes awesome
>>324022598
hmm, this looks better than the original tw3 model, but he looks even more humanlike there
>>324015603
You clearly don't understand what mary sue means, and you're use of it makes the bait detectable from the onset.
A mary sue is someone like Rey from the new star wars. Read something like the 1d4chan or tvtropes article on what the term means to use it better next time, and your bait will improve.
