Will it be a hit, thick rate-aside?
>>324005550
>liking obese women
>>324005615
>>324005550
This is why ugly fat girls think they're 9's and 10's.
>>324005659
>not wanting to fuck fatties means you're autistic
Here's your (you).
>>324005550
>60 dollars
itl do alright, but it wont break into the competetive scene without blizzard going full riot mode and spending MILLIONS just to get this fucking game featured at some MLG event
>>324005550
>Thinking the casuals Blizzard attracted with its F2P card game will pay money for their TF2 ripoff.
More like Onlywatch amirite?
>>324005780
You gave me one by quoting me. Have one yourself.
I don't play competitive fps game anymore, therefore no one will play competitive fps games anymore.
therefore, this game will flop.
I HAVE SPOKEN.
>>324005550
>moba that requires skill
>fps with braindead abilities
I don't think so m8
>>324005730
God forbid everyone not be miserable and hate themselves. As long as they're not shoving it in your face who really cares
>>324006164
>As long as they're not shoving it in your face who really cares
I don't.
but #healthyatallsizes and #realmenlikecurves
It's mid January, beta when, new heroes when?
>>324005550
Wow, I actually forgot about Overwatch.
When's beta
>>324006492
>>324006319
Who cares? The only reason people are playing is because of the women Blizzard is making and we already have SFM animations with them.
Overwatch actually looks fun!! why does /v/ hate it again?
>>324006756
is it because of feminists?
>>324006756
spooky sjw boogeyman
>>324006756
Because blizzard
Also being a full retail game with micro transactions
Also because it's marketing itself as PRO MLG COMPETETIVE FPS
Also because blizzard
>>324006756
it looks fun but it costs money and I have 600 games in my backlog from steam sales that I can get into that I guarantee SOME would offer more enjoyment if I actually played video games anymore.
/v/ doesn't play games.
>>324005550
yes, simply because it is a blizzard game
the only gripe i actually have with the game is the fact that the fov is still fucking locked at 60
>>324007054
>fov is still fucking locked at 60
HOL UP
YOU SAYIN WE can't adjust the fov?DIS SUMKINNA SUSASKWAAAAAAAAAA??????
>>324007124
yes
and the best part about it is blizzards explenation for it
they said, that if they would add a fov slider or fov adjust console command, people that would know how to use it had an unfair advantage over people that dont
>>324006756
neo-blizzard produces nothing but casual-catering shit
>>324007054
>>324007454
They went back on that and added a slider months ago, have you been under a rock?
>>324005780
is this what reddit looks like
>>324007454
bullshit excuse
doesn't matter for me, I'm not playing the shit, but it's basically "fuck you, we're handicapping everyone"
Casualized FPS, pretty much to FPS what Hearthstone or LoL is to card games or MOBA, respectively. So yeah, it'll probably do well. I can't get over how stupidly low the skill ceiling is, though.
>>324006756
Shills from competing companies scared of Blizz entering the fps market.
hyped as fuck, after this ill never go back to play lol senpai baka fufufufu
>>324005550
Is she thick or actually just fat? I need to know.
>>324007790
I just hope it's a fun little distraction. I'm tired of every ducking multiplayer game trying to be muh esports.
>>324006756
because it's popular and /v/ hates everything that is popular
>>324006959
>$40 is a full retail game
>>324007978
Here's the official art.
She's just big tittied, her waist is smaller than her head.
>>324007978
thicc
search up the concept art
>>324007978
Look at her concept art
she got dat skinny waist
>>324008275
>fat arms
>fat face
>small waist
thats not how a body works
>>324007124
>>324007454
if you're gonna shitpost at least get your facts straight
>>324008781
Please tell me how a body works oh great master of human anatomy
/v/ has the worst taste in virtual women
>>324008781
I bet you think velma is fat too.
>>324008275
the right one is fanart right?
>>324008968
Don't blame poor anon, he can't see without his glasses.
>>324009054
Nope
>>324009054
Official as fuck.
>>324009209
hard to overlook
>>324009278
>Wii Fit Trainer with glasses
hey, thats great
>>324008887
fat is evenly distributed you fucking clod
>>324009451
>Wii thick trainer
>>324009462
hAHhahaHahahahahahAhaAHAhahAhAhAhahAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAAHhAAHAHaHAHhahAHAahAHhAhAhAhAhAhAh
>>324009397
It's a glorified console shooter with no way of changing even your FOV. It's going to be dead within two years. At least we got SFM porn out of it.
/thread
>>324009742
Nice pasta. They added an FOV slider months ago.
>>324005550
Fucking better be, CS:GO either needs competition or to just die.
Overwatch has a lot of ass, hoping for a bit o' sass.
>>324010236
CS:GO?
Overwatch is barely in the same ballpark as CS:GO, mechanically. Why would you compare those two.
>>324008237
>down payment for a pay to win game
>>324005550
>already dead on twitch
>blizzard shooter
>hit
nah this game will flop just like hots. Titan was the way to go for blizzard but they fucked up most of their user base are rpg/mmo players.
>>324010524
>already dead on twitch
I don't even care for overwatch, but the beta is down so of course nobody is streaming it.
>>324010626
even with the beta live the game was slowly dying on twitch.
>>324009451
They look nothing alike. Wearing a blue tanktop isn't enough.
>>324010703
No competetive support = no fun to watch.
Watching people play pubs on 3 maps wasn't fun.
This can be addressed, and if it isn't than Blizzard is retarded.
>no beta/demo invitation
>>324010958
>beta will be back "early next year"
>still no news
>>324010337
Closest thing to likely competition.
>>324005550
>>324010986
they are trying to find a way to make it impossible to use Wireshark and find out it's 20 tick
>>324006756
Because its EVOLVE all over again:
>made with e-sports in mind.
>full retail price
>microtransactions
>multiplayer only
>future additions will most likely be op compared to standard characters.
Just garbage, you must be really autistic to let simple colorful explosions and characters fool you into buying something as outdated as this game.
DOA
>>324008275
I prefer her early concept than the final result. Her suit looks so nice in this pic, and her rifle is bigger.
>>324014670
Future additions are free
>>324006756
>Movement looks slow
>A lot of auto-aim abilities
>There are weapons with huge spray or semi-lock-on
>Strong as fuck special moves so everyone can get an easy kill
Looks like it's geared towards consoles.
>>324005550
I remember being bored as fuck watching this played competitively. once the initial shock of all the bright lights and colours wears off its...a stripped-down TF2 with "I-Win" buttons?
seems exactly like something Blizzard would create
CAYUTE
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>yfw Overwatch will come out after your game of choice releases
What is it boys? I'm looking forward to wasting a year on SFV, GGxrdR, KI Season 3, Uncharted 4, and DaSIII. Overwatch is coming out way too late for me to give a damn. The only game I'm playing now is Dirty Bomb
>>324009462
Tell that to the walking goddesses who have weight on them, but zero of it on their face.
>>324006756
because it's absolute trash
t. beta player
>>324009462
>he doesn't know the amazing tier fat genetics that go into thighs and ass only
>>324008904
blame neo-/v/ and tumblr
some idiots here actually prefer reboot Lara
>>324006319
Spring.
>>324005550
Won't buy it, won't support it but damn is Mei a qt.
>>324005550
honestly i have no idea anymore
i used to think blizzard could make any kind of garbage a big hit due to its name alone and hearthstone kinda confirmed it, but heroes of the storm fell into irrilevancy almost as fast as evolve and titanfall despite being blizzard AND an assfaggot
>>324008025
>assfaggot fps
>not trying to be muh esports
anon...
>>324016735
problem with moba fanboys is that they're fickle, they stick to what they're already on, as in all on League, and some Dota2
Shooter fans actually do move around a little more, but always go back to CoD or Counterstrike
>>324016735
>heroes of the storm fell into irrilevancy almost as fast as evolve and titanfall despite being blizzard AND an assfaggot
I think that's mostly because the assfaggot train has left already. You got the two big brands that everyone who wants to play assfaggots plays, so there isn't any interest in a new one.
It reminds me of the time when everyone wanted to make the "WoW-Killer" MMO only to realize that people who want to play WoW are just going to keep playing WoW.
>>324005615
But she's not fat. If she were fat, her face would look like a fat person's face. Also, fat women's asses aren't as tight as the one in the OP. Fatties have that droppy ass. Her legs and ass look more fit than fat. It's the coat that makes her look fat, but that coat is just extremely thick. If her body 1:1 matches her coat, she'd have bigger forearms than Popeye.
>>324016204
It's a casual game made by blizzard. It will be popular.
But if its a good game is a completely different story.
>>324015123
>Chinese
>Thick
>Moe face anyways
Something doesn't adds up
>>324017551
I think she's struck the balance
>>324008275
>official art
>bad ass ice rifle
>in game
>puny ice spitter
>>324015971
I have thatbut I'm a guy
>>324018448
>another random artist doing a patreon
When will these idiots stop?!
/v/ - THICKWATCH
>>324006756
It doesn't look fun. You're just being distracted by the butts, just like everyone else. Its a butt game, don't treat it as more.
20 tick rate
>>324019582
First person Pudge with a shotgun looks fun as fuck.
>>324018448
Someone can't into expressions.
>>324019314
For what reason in the year 2016 would an artist not want every piece of art to be an advertisement for a website?
Do you really think that their artistic integrity is worth more than $2 a month?
>>324015941
They gave a brick like you a beta key? What a waste...
>>324019594
Still only client tick rate, only relevant to hitmarkers, and not the servers tick rate, or relevant to damage.
Also there's a FOV slider now.
You need new memes to spout.
>>324019742
sauce?
>>324005550
So now that Western character designs have officially surpassed Japanese designs (by having to common sense to stop pandering to pedophiles), where do we go from here?
>>324006756
I personally do because i cant discuss about dirty bomb whithout having 3 shills appear out of fucking nowhere to shit the thread with this garbage
Outside of that it might be a fun game
>>324019798
Methonium Peach Butt motion
>>324005659
>>324005615
LOW TEST
O
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>>324020428
This comic so damn good.
>>324016735
>try to get into market dominated by league on a level that surpasses starcraft
>yep this uber casual moba with $9.99 hero costs will work out
blizz wanted that shit to fail lmao
>>324020428
fucking kek
>>324010107
Which still doesn't allow you to adjust the FOV far enough. It is amazing that they can shit out these half-assed fixes and semen-slurping fanboys will eat it up.
>>324018348me too
I will never play the game but jack off generously to the porn it will produce.
I think this will the best course of action for me.
This is a thick woman, lots of meat and a defined body without being a landwhale.
You fat loving fucks gotta stop mixing shit.
>>324018348
assbro?
It will flop just how HotS did.
>>324014693
>>324018126
Especially given that she does nothing with her left hand, the ice rifle woulda been much better than the current sprayer.
>>324007978
don't listen to the retards here, they say "thick" when a girl has a bit of an ass
>>324024006
12 year olds probably
When will fat-faggots just man up and say fat instead of thick?
It's really fun, so yes. If it was some unknown developers it would probably flop due to the entry cost, but it's Blizzard, people will buy the game and they will have fun and keep playing.
>>324005794
>implying they won't do just that
>implying hearthstone, heroes of the storm and sc2's competitive scenes haven't been largely created by blizzard
>people will buy the game and they will get bored within the first month and wonder what went wrong
ftfy.
Same shit with all modern Blizzard titles.OHHH SHINY.
>>324006756
I have heard nothing but good things from people who playedthe beta. As long as the game is good I don't give a fuck.
