DSP's top ten most disappointing games of 2015
10. Broken Age Act 2 (Shits on time hard kek)
9. Just Cause 3
8. Godzilla
7. Everyone Gone to the Rapture
6. Rainbow 6 Seige/Evolve/Splatoon (Splatoon at launch)
5. Star Wars Battlefront
4. Halo 5
3. MGS V
2. The Order 1886
1. Tony Hawk Pro Skater 5
i care a whole lot about the opinions of e-celebs
i tried watching television and reading tabloids once, but just thought "maaaan, these actual celebrities are just way too mainstream"
WOOOOW
>>323952808
Instant death, unavoidable MADNESS
>no fallout 4
>>323952997
>23k Twitter followers
>eceleb
>bloodborne not on the list
the game literally defeated him
>>323953493
if you played fallout 3 you knew exactly what to expect, skyrim with guns, which they delivered pretty well
>>323953493
DSP fucking loves Fallout 4, where's the surprise there?
>>323953967
Wut
He beat the entire game and the secret boss.
The only thing he ragequit on was Ludwig in the DLC because he decided to go in it immediately after Vicar Amelia on NG+
He's consistently said Bloodborne is amazing though and more than likely will be his GOTY 2015
pretty solid list
>>323954115
Shit taste
DSP's lists are legit because he actually plays literally every new release. Last year I only played MGSV and Bloodborne at release, so it would be hard for me to formulate a list, I mostly just parrot /v/ and decide what to buy based on the stuff I see here.
>>323954390
DSP also loved vanilla Dark Souls 2
>People unironically watch DSP
>>323954512
he also loved BB
i bet he hated ds1
what a faggot
this genuinely isn't a bad list
How come DSP has a literal cult following and yet can't scrape by a minimum wage anymore?
Reminder that there exist people out there that hate DSP, but spend several hours everyday watching all of his videos, all of his vlogs, and attend every stream, download all of his videos, record every stream, upload them into hour long montages, and when not doing any of this consistently think and talk about DSP and try to DDOS and SWAT him, know everything about his personal life, and sit there everyday patiently awaiting new content to satisfy their masochism, just because he records himself being bad at video games, and yet don't understand how they are 10X more pathetic than DSP will ever be.
>>323954641
He hated it back in 2011, but once he returned to it, he says the souls series is now one of his all time favourites
>>323952808
I still don't understand the "Battlefront is bad" meme. It's pleb. But purposely pleb does not necessarily equal bad.
>>323954641
He hated Dark Souls 1 at first but changed his mind when he returned to it later. He thinks it's better than DS2. He's enjoyed all the Souls games consistently.
>>323954883
And honestly other than his terrible gameplay and humour, he is pretty based, lots of top tier opinions.
>>323954970
It certainly is dissapointing
>>323954992
DSP whines a lot and blames the game a lot in his actual playthroughs but later on is pretty rational about it when he reviews them.
After all the complaining and whining he did throughout the MGS series he consistently says post-playthrough he's terrible at the games and understands this.
>>323954883
Amazing, isn't it? He created reverse sycophancy. Every Twitch streamer has to pander ceaselessly online to remind cucks he exists and DSP gets all that hassle free. How can one man have so much charisma? All he needs to do is quit playing video games and go full vlogger.
>>323955150
Honestly if DSP ever quit youtube his "anti fans" would have nothing to fucking do and wouldn't know what to do with their lives anymore
I watch DSP because his experiences with games are always incredibly raw and unedited. He does absolutely no research into games beforehand and doesn't watch any of the trailers. It's ironic because "Blind" Let's Plays are all the big rage now on youtube but DSP does it better than anyone else. For fuck sakes he's playing Undertale in a few weeks and he's concerned that, because it's a PC game it might be too graphically intensive for his PC because he has no idea what it is.
>>323952808
>Splatoon
He still has a Wii U? Didn't he dumpster it in a video?
>>323955448
I wonder if he'll get Genocide Run on his first playthrough because he always grinds the shit out of RPGs
>>323955256
Chris Chan severely diminished his online presence and his fans weren't deterred by it.
>>323955448
>he's playing Undertale in a few weeks and he's concerned that, because it's a PC game it might be too graphically intensive for his PC because he has no idea what it is
Thats pretty funny
Also I know what you mean. I unironically like his reviews and opinion peices, but how can you stomach his terrible gameplay commentary.
All of those games are disappointing in one way or another so I can't say I disagree.
>>323953493
Fallout 4 wasn't a disappointment.
Fallout 4 met and exceeded expectations for a Bethesda-developed 3d Fallout.
What the fuck were you expecting fampai?
>>323955607
This is what you believe?
Chris-Chan still has his stalkers.
>>323955704
I honestly don't know which is worse Greg Miller, Reviewtechusa, or angry joe. Probably greg miller.
Wait how is he so disappointed in MGS V? Was he actually hyped for the newest Game in the series he hates?
>>323955724
>fallout 4 wasn't a disappointment
It met expectations, which means it was mediocre like all the other Bethesda RPGs. I'm just waiting on the mod scene to mature a bit before I buy the inevitable gotye
>>323956027
DSP doesn't hate metal gear despite being shit at it.
Imagine dsp trying to play through the rhythm heaven games. When do you think he'd rage quit? Which game would piss him off the most?
>>323956182
DSP doesn't do Nintendo videos anymore thanks to Big N's new YouTube policy.
>Dunkey makes list of games he likes
>/v/ now hates him
>Phil makes list of games he hates
>/v/ now like him
2016 off to a fucking stellar start as expected.
>>323956027
DSP doesn't hate MGS. He thought MGSV had a really good first half and improved immensely on the series but fell flat on its face afterwards and is clearly unfinished.
>>323954512
Vanilla Dark Souls 2 let him shit lightning spear fury on everything with ease, no surprise
>>323956430
I don't see why anyone would be upset with Dunkey's list.
It was obvious Super Mario Brothers 2 would be number one again.
>>323956817Nigga it was MGSV, and Undertale at number 2 even. It's like he was provoking /v/ to turn away from him intentionally.
>>323956430
>>/v/ now hates him
literally WHEN. /v/ loves the Dunk
>>323952808
i'm a huge MGS fanboy and agree on the grounds that a game being disappointing doesn't mean it's bad
it speaks volume MGSV was as underwhelming as it was and yet was better than a great majority of what got released in 2015, especially in the action/stealth genres.
>>323955724
>FO4 worse RPG than FO3
>met and exceeded expectations
Retard
>>323957165
Someone made a thread like this a day or two ago but for Dunkey's top 10 games of 2015. First 10 replies were a mix of "Literally who" and "NOT MUH VIDYA REEEEE". Shitposting evolved from there. And when people actually bothered to read what he put on his list it only got worse.
Daily reminder sons of Kojima literally take every single one his videos and put cringey commentss over it mocking him even if what he said was reasonable
>>323957319
Yeah can't even discuss PewDiePie anymore cause of neo-/v/ :(
>>323957563
>they shit on him for being bad at souls at summoning
>post comments mocking him for not summoning in DS2
>>323957746
Pew Die Pie is shit and was never discussed on /v/
>>323958129
Hi neo-/v/, you weren't here before he was popular and he used to post here
>>323957227
FO3 was a fucking garbage RPG to begin with.
All the 3D Fallouts are.
FO4s action offerings outshine anything and everything in FO3.
For once I don't need to play a pacifist CHA character because of how irredeemable the combat is.
>>323955704
>Dunkey, SuperBunnyhop, and ProJared are shit
Who killed your sense of humor?
>>323954883
I really have never heard of this guy but since one of you keep making threads about him I hear about him.
>>323955883
>Reviewtechusa
SKIBBIDIBAPBADOBOP*EXPLOSION*
Hey guys, here's an inflammatory opinion piece that goes on for 6 minutes too long while I use gameplay footage from a game that has nothing to do with what I'm talking about and won't get me flagged on Youtube.
Every. Single. Video.
>>323952808
Glad to see DSP is so bad at life that he can't count.
>>323955704
>dps
>/v/ approved
DSP please go. /v/ watches you for your 'whigny bullshit' highlight reels and does nothing but mock you. Just because you're not popular doesn't mean /v/ likes you.
>>323952808
I understand MGSV being dissapointing for fans, but for DSP? He's bandwagoning desu.
>>323961020
>fans hating the best game in the series
yeah, okay
>>323961689
It sucks
>>323961863
git gud
>>323961689
Come on, dont' be a fag. You know how splitted the fanbase was about V. DSP became a fan by coertion
>>323952808
>Splatoon
>disappointing
>>323962143
>on launch
>>323962143
He said it didnt have enough content at launch, it was bullshit it was a full priced game, and it was bullshit they restricted what modes and maps you could play to specific times of the day. He put it in with Rainbow Six and Evolve because they use the same bussiness model, but he did point out that as of now Splatoon has enough content thanks to free dlc.
>>323962303
Did you misquote?
>>323952808
>half of the list are games nobody expected to be good and therefore not disappointing at all
WOOOOOW
>>323962021
A vocal minority who're too impatient to play through the entire game and bitch endlessly about how disappointed they were because they didn't recreate MG1 is hardly a large portion of the fanbase
>>323962143
>i can't read
>>323962328
So he's just being DSP
>>323961689
It's the worst main-line game in the series.
That said, it has the best gameplay in the series.
>>323953835
What are you implying?
>>323958547
I actually have to completely agree. FO4 is the first time I had fun with the combat in a 3D Fallout game. The gunplay is finally enjoyable.
>>323962602
but everything else is a fucking joke
>>323962538
>It's the worst main-line game in the series
nope. It's not even a "main-line" game
>>323962658
>[Metal gear solid 5] is not even a "main-line" game
you can't make this shit up
>>323962482
>most disappointing games
>of the year
>Nintendo's Garage studio
>already explained how maps/modes will be distributed BEFORE launch
>disappointing
>failing to fulfil someone's hopes or expectations
I can read find.
>>323962757
>Metal Gear Solid V = Metal Gear Solid 5
Nice meme.
>>323962757
>V = 5
What. Don't be retarded.
>>323962924
>>323962979
>>323962757
It's not even 5 lol
>>323962538
"It has the best gameplay though" is a meme, it had the most gameplay, but mgs 1 and 2 are better, and so is mgs4 it just has so little of it.
>>323962757
>He thinks Metal Gear R(ising) is Metal Gear 80
lol
>>323962924
>>323962979
You must be shitposting. Tell me you don't actually think the ruse is still on? Kojima made a new studio and is legally separated from Konami now.
It's over.
>>323957165
>/v/ loves
>shitty ecelebs
kill yourself redditor
>>323963095
Well, that's myopinion. You could make a case for MGS2, though. Maybe even 3. I really can't agree with you when it comes to 1, though.
>>323963297
okay, but the mainline story ended with 4
>>323952808
He basically just named every game that released last year, 2015 sure sucked shit through a straw.
>>323963095
>mgs 1 and 2 gameplay are better, and so is mgs4
Incorrect holy shit
>>323963297
>Konami won't pull a Castlevania and have western studios make Metal Gear Solid 5
L O L
>>323963720
>no bloodborne
>no witcher
>no Mario maker
>no fallout
>>323963723
Shit taste detected and confirmed.
Nothing comes close to the tightness of MGS1/2 gameplay. You can argue that MGSV gameplay is far more complex, but it's not as tight or perfected.
>>323963920
Including those titles, it's still not a lot of releases.
>>323964010
>but it's not as tight or perfected.
if u say so lol
>>323964124
Yes I do, pleb.
>>323952997
>e-celeb
I like this meme.
>>323964295
How is it a meme?
>>323955448
>hes playing undertale in a few weeks
CANT WAIT
>>323954859
Because the other autistic cult that follows him are constantly flagging his content and trying to take him down.
Also probably because of the fact that his retard ass moved to Washington and his wife is a gold digger.
>>323964667
His routine must be so busy if he has to schedule a 2-hour indie shovelware walking simulator weeks into the future.
>>323954859
>>323964717
Also so much of his viewership now just watches the this is how you don't play montages. If DSP was smart he would make his own line of this is how you don't play and embrace the views. Hell If I were him I would just straight up rip the sons of kojima videos and upload them
>>323955448
>I watch DSP because his experiences with games are always incredibly raw and unedited. He does absolutely no research into games beforehand and doesn't watch any of the trailers.
Too bad none of this matters when his stream chat is constantly holding his hand in the majority of playthroughs he's done the past year. It's even worse when he tries to act like he's figuring everything out on his own when it's painfully obvious that's far from the truth at times.
>>323952808
>/v/ actually listens to these welfare collectors.
And I was wondering where the shit taste was coming from.
>>323964667
Get ready for TobyFox World Order. Autism orbitates DSP.
Whatever happened between him and machinima?
>>323965253
They threatened to sue his ass and he become a YouTube star.
>>323965004
I bet you like Morrowind too, dumbshit.
I don't understand the hate boner for 1886.
Its fine, the story is kind of ass but so are most video games if we are honest. Great graphics, good shooting, I mean it delivered on what it was.
Funny how /v/ says it hates e-celebs yet a cursory glance at this thread shows they know every detail of these people's lives.
Sad, very sad.
>>323965386
Elder scrolls is shit in general, no need to pick one.
>>323965359
sue him for what? Last I heard his contract was being renegotiated
>>323965589
wow
It's almost as if
/v/ is more than one person :^)
>>323965697
Breach of contract, he wanted to leave, they wanted him to stay.
>>323954906
>>323954979
He's summoned and lightning spammed his way through them all, no surprise there.
>>323965859
well, good for him
>>323965564
>I don't understand the hate boner for 1886.
It's a bad game
>Its fine
It's not
>the story is kind of ass but so are most video games if we are honest
Play more games
>Great graphics, good shooting
Fuck you
>I mean it delivered on what it was
Shit
>>323965980
Next time read the fine print, it said they'd get criticism control.
>>323966141
wat
>>323966141
Like he isn't allowed to shit on games bankrolling machinima for the month?
>>323966243
One of the things he talked about was they were telling what buzzword to use and don't, basically guiding his own words.
>>323966325
Exactly, I don't agree with his reviews but at least let him make them his own.
>>323952808
DSP really isn't even that bad anymore, I mean he was shit, but everything around him has become more and more increasingly shit while he has stayed mostly the same, so he has become better as a result.
I really hope this dsp is bad meme will die off.
He's actually pretty based and has better taste than most eceleb fags and /v/.
Guys, what's the best "This is how you don't play" vids? I'm gonna do an all nighter, and want something to shut my brain off to while I grind some vidya.
>>323967091
You know why? He actually plays literally everything. Like he plays more new releases in a month than I buy in a year sometimes. He is allowed to have an opinion, I personally wouldn't be able to make a goty list
>>323967228
You can't go wrong with MGS or a souls game. GTA is an honourable mention.
>>323967228
Jak II is easily one of the best ones
>e-celeb thread is still up
>DSP is well known for trying to advertise here
>>323967401
How can a man who plays that many video games be that bad at them???
I dislike this man due to his DMC playthroughs.
But I guess he aint the worst.
