You have finally achieved CHIM, /v/. What is the first thing you do with that almighty power?
Give Bethesda employees a shit ton of talent so their games will become god tier.
>>323787680
Ill start my jorney to go to the next level, and wake up again from that existense, and go beyond.the ride never ends
Masturbate
>>323787858
Vivec pls go and stay go.
>>323787680
Fuck almalexia to death.
>>323787680
Fuck up and end my existence.
>>323787680
Delete SJWs and GamerGate from existence.
>>323787680
Fuck something weird.
Zero-sum so I don't exist anymore
>>323787680
Read some Elder Scrolls hence fuck up the universe.
Conjure up a bunch of women and uplift the human race to the next level of technological advancement.
Make all my weird as fuck fetishes come true.
>>323787680
Three things only.
1: Get a huge harem of dragon bitches.
2: Make all game companies make games for PC only and sell them without DRM.
3:Make sure my family is well taken care of financially.
I retcon the shitty retcons Bethesda made to the TES lore.
Save
>>323787680
Suicide.
>>323787680
Turn myself into a cute immortal little girl.
>>323787680
Fuck with the Altmer. Boast that I'm the second human to achieve godhood, summon Mara and bugger her in public. Should any yellow elf bastard object to this I'll turn them into a midget and permanently stunt their magicka.
make my waifu real
>>323787680
Block Kirkbride and assorted po-mo Lorefags from adding anything more to the games post-Morrowind.
i would revert all game series to their roots, while keeping graphical quality.
RPGs back to isometric, fighters back to side scroll, no 3d movement, RTS will revert back to multiplayer being a rushed together after thought added in later, MMOs will go back to being massive above all else and abandon the E-sport model, etc, etc until you have games that people actually want to play and not Resident Evil: Frycry 3: Rise of the Tomb Raider Liberty City the Third
>all those faggots not understanding what chim is
After achieving chim, you lose all earthly desires and literally 99.9% of existence becomes meaningless.
It's like being an NPC in a video game, realizing you're in a video game and getting access to the developer console.
Your friends, family, pleasure, happiness, earth, universe itself is nothing but a meaningless illusion.
I'd kill myself probably.
>>323787680
dunno lol chill I guess
>>323791475
>not giving in to mindless hedonism after realizing that everything is meaningless
>watching how the world goes to shit while you fuck your harem of argonian maids
>>323791475
>Not using your powers to give life meaning again
It's like you can't even be creative
>>323791475
If that's true, shouldn't you be able to rewrite reality so you do feel for things?
>>323791523
sauce?
CHIM CHIMERY CHIM CHIMMY CHIM CHIMERA
>>323791475
How would that be any different to suddenly becoming godmode in this reality?
It's still all ultimately pointless.
Anyway, you would zero-sum. It seems realising you don't exist and are just a figment of someone's imagination would prove too much for you.
I'd have this video played on every tv, computer screen, and phone across the world.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I75IVj6QCNo
None of you weak-minded shits would do anything, because you'd zero sum the second you came to the realization.
>>323787680
I would travel into the future and stab myself, then travel back into the past to stop myself from stabbing myself, in order to pull a Roger A Muirebe
What is CHIM?
>>323791964
keppok on tumlr
mostly straight/girls, did a pretty goat comic of r63 Samus and lil mac
>>323792173
as soon as Fargoth obtains his ring and hides it sucsessfuly he achieves Chim
>>323791475
sounds like a great state for playing videogames an fucking summoned cuties
>>323792173
The realization that the universe is the Godhead's dream, and as a figment of that dream, you arent bound by the laws of space, time, or reality.
>>323792351
So basically what Neo did in The Matrix?
>>323792173
You knwo the world? It is all the dream of God. Once you realize that everything is just a dream and obtain full understand of those dream mechanics, you sorta of become a Tulpa and can now manipulate God's psyche or whatever.
>>323792173
You mantle an aspect of the Amanrath, giving you incredible power over the world.
>>323792402
The hardest part of realizing you're not real is to keep yourself real.
You gotta make -1 + 1 to equal 1, not 0.
I'd conquer the known world.
>>323792402
Kind of. Imagine if there was no possible way for Neo to get out of the Matrix. That he was, in fact, part of it.
What purpose would there be to overthrowing the architect and all that other sequel bollocks.
>>323792705
You're pushing your luck posting here Nord
>>323791196
>summon Mara and bugger her in public
Dibella would probably be a better choice for that. Or for anything, really.
>>323792775
>Nord
Proof how effective Imperial propaganda and historical revision is.
Nothing because I've lost my will to do anything since none of it matter.
Then wake up and fucking erase Kirkbride from existence so he doesn't shit up more TES lore.
>>323792402
>>323792743
Now that I think about it, how was Neo able to bend the matrix to his will?
Morpheus, and Trinity, and everyone else knows the matrix is a computer program, but how come Neo is the only one who can actually "See" it?
I know he's "The One" I just dont understand how that worked
>>323793012
he's jesus, he can do whatever the fuck he wants
>>323791196
Just because you're a little CHIMmer than everyone else, doesn't mean you're suddenly phenomenally more powerful than gods and daedra lords.
>>323793012
His brain was wired a bit differently. More attuned to the simulation.
Basically, he was severely autistic.
>>323792839
Dibella is a human goddess, Mara is the only female god in the Altmer pantheon.
>>323792173
Press [ ' ] and have full acess to CHIM.
>>323793012
His psyche has a piece of code that references the matrix. As the architect said, him, in the matrix is the remainder of the matrix equation. And by being that un catched variable, he can influence and inject into the actual code of the matrix.
All others can bend and change the numbers that can go into equations while Neo can actually delete whole equations or create his own.
>>323793091
No, but I'm pretty sure I'd be able to have my way with the goddess of love and peace.
>>323787680
I would probably kill everyone. By understanding that we are all part of some gods dream, I would release them from the horror that is this pointless life.
>>323793091
But if it's all a dream then those gods and daedra aren't real.
>>323793549
pic related it's what II'd look like in an elderscrollsgame
Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a Wicked Sense of Humor
>>323793091
I don't think you fully understand what CHIM is. I can just deactivate Mehrunes Dagon's AI.
>>323791125
Only acceptable answer.
>>323792685
Easy. In my mind i'll make myself 2. If you're a CHIM then you should think of yourself as a 2 at that point.
>>323793732
>>323787680
What would you think about a main character going through the journey of achieving Chim himself so he can go up against the villain who also knows chim and is untouchable at the beginning of the game? Would that work as a story or would it remove the mystery of chim?
shitpost on /v/
>>323796192
Maybe as a book or comic but it wouldn't work in a main elder scrolls game.
Is CHIM canon?
>>323787680
Facefuck Azura.
I'd be perfectly happy if CHIM was never mentioned again as anything but a joke.
>>323796603
Yeah, it was explicitly mentioned in the Mysterium Xarxes Commentaries in Oblivion.
Also Godhead was mentioned in one of the books in the Dragonborn expansion, so that's canon now too.
>>323796192
It needs to stay mystery.
Over-exposition is ruining lore.
>>323787680
Kill the Godhead
Fight mudcrabs outside seyda neen until my hand to hand to 100, like every time I play morrowind. Youve never had fun in this game until you punch someone so hard they fall down and are too tired to run away from your wrecking ball fists
>>323792173
>>323787680
Have perfectly modded Oblivion to play without CTD's and tiny imperfections that I spend time fixing instead of playing
>>323797738
>>323787735
This.
TES series has such incredibly interesting and fascinating lore, and there's such an incredible amount of potential to do some amazing shit with the game, but Bethesda's half-assed and lazy work ethic ensures that every sequential game is more dumbed down and dull than the last.
It fucking frustrates the shit out of me man.
>The next TES game will be even more rushed and unfinished than Fallout 4
I dont give a fuck anout Fallout but this depresses me immensely
>>323797738
Is Kirkbride the Godhead?
>>323798327
>TES has been my favorite RPG series since I was 10, and Fallout 4 has me terrified at how bad TESVI will be
I wrote a largely detailed fan letter about how much I enjoy their games despite their shortcomings, and detailed my worry about how each sequential game feels more shallow than the last, and stated my opinions on the matter. Stuck in it in word document and emailed it to Todd in November after being let down by FO4.
Haven't heard back.
I go to CHIM to express myself
>>323798107
This desu.
They are so bad at representing the lore in their games.
>cyrodil is supposed to be a mix of the chinese and roman empires
>completely ignore the lore and turn it into medieval Europe in Oblivion
At least they got it somewhat better in Skyrim
>>323798808
Thats mostly because it's impossible to NOT make it a mostly barren, cold province.
>>323798598
You won't. You're one of those entitled children who they immediately discard the opinions of.
It's how all of these devs and publishers answer legitimate criticism, these days. You couldn't get away with that in any other industry.
>>323798808
That's one of the reasons why Morrowind was so good desu
It truly felt like an alien world with its own background
CHIM? is that a dragon shout or something
>>323787735
Thing is, they actually can do it. That game jam they showed after Skyrim's release showed they can do all the stuff. Some of the game jam showed functioning seasons, that would actually change how the world looked. And fucking spears.
They're just told to not do their best. To hold back.
>>323799327
>And fucking spears.
Everyone knows that engine limitations make spears impossible in any modern game.
>>323787680
I would fire Bethesda's animators and hire japanese ones.
>>323798807
That sounds really boring.
>>323799105
The size of the game games also made way more than Oblivion and Skyrim.
Morrowind only took place just in Vvardenfell, while Oblivion and Skyrim try to represent the whole region.
The number of npcs while by no means realistic in Morrowind is like in one to five or six hundred scale, while in Oblivion and Skyrim it's one to several Thousands.
>>323787680
facefuck azura desu
>>323799431
Ladders, too. Out of the question.
>>323799560
I don't know if I want to see every bandit doing backflips, running at super-speed pulling off huge fancy flourishes with their weapons, every movement leaving trails of fire behind them. That's not TES.
>>323800240
Thrown weapons? What are you? Crazy?
>>323800559
Yeah, but no-one cares about that. No-one ever used throwing weapons.
>>323800559
Quarterstaves? Same as spears. Can't be done.
>see this thread
>look up CHIM since I haven't played any Elder Scrolls games
>It is now 1 hour later and I feel I haven't read anything
Jesus fucking christ what is all this lore? Did bethesda actually do something good for once?
>>323787680
I sit in a locked room in my city and wait for people to break into it and attack me
>>323800928
Oh boy...
>https://fallingawkwardly.wordpress.com/2010/08/29/the-metaphysics-of-morrowind-part-1/
>>323800928
Don't worry 99% of the lore isn't shown in the games.
>>323801129
>https://fallingawkwardly.wordpress.com/2010/08/29/the-metaphysics-of-morrowind-part-1/
Can't be fucked reading all of this but is this that awful blog post that thinks shit like mod support is cannon to the game world?
>>323800928
CHIM was a inner joke in Bethesda about how the player can mess with the input commands and add mods. Autismos make it to be officially part of the Lore by forcing that shitty joke.
I doubt anyone at Bethesda actually reads the lore except the guy they hired to write it. Their goal seems to be to create the most generic, recycled world imaginable and get some writer to make up a story about it so fans can pretend they put some effort into it.
>>323801936
Except you can find about chim in the in-game books
>>323787680
Fuck every female of every species......preferably at the same time.
>>323800245
This has to be the most non-nuanced view of japanese games I've ever seen. Metal gear and dark souls are also examples friend.
>>323802156
Yes. That was part of the joke. It wasnt supossed to be taken seriously.
>>323801936
Who is this meme man?
>>323794109
He means, in order to attain CHIM in the first place you need to accept that you are a dream of the Godhead (-1, non-existence) and yet still assert "I think therefor I am" (+1, existence).
At that point you have access to the "god mode" powers people associate with CHIM, but whatever you said doesn't make sense.
>>323799327
>They're just told to not do their best. To hold back.
you know exactly whysubhuman couch potato gamers ruin everything
>>323792891
Technically, Talos was Atmoran. Which were the progenitors to Nords.
>>323803281
It's kinda like British people saying they're Britons when their ancestors were Arabs and Muslims tracing their roots back to Muhammad.
Unlimited breadsticks.
>>323803432
>>>/pol/
>>323803281
Talos is actually three people.
>>323803736
Like Jesus?
>>323801936
I realized that part, since the two accounts of people acheiving CHIM i read seem like utter bullshit, but there's so much goddamn lore to these games that it's reaching autistic levels of detail.
>mfw reading that some niggerlizard summoned an eldritch being from another realm just to kill some immigrants.
>>323803736
I just thought Tiber had several names?
>>323787680
Bite a demon's cock and make a cool spear to kill my sons with.
>>323803510
>>323803953
Talos has two aspects: Tiber Septim and Ysmir and there is a theory that he has a third aspect in the Underking.
They were different people but due to some wird shit in the lore if you try hard enough to emulate someone you become the same person as him or something
additem f anything I need
tgm
Feels gooooood maaaaaaaan
>>323802251
Because every Japanese animator worked on MGS.
>>323802251
>Dark Souls
>Good animation
you need to stop.
>>323787680
Become a pretty Argonian and win all the beauty pageants
>>323804504
no, but to assume that I meant over the top animations, and was not implying more the style of windup and other things that the japanese generally pull off better is kind of ridiculous.
>>323804682
>achieve Chim
>become a bitch for Sithis
what?
>>323804685
>see every bandit doing backflips, running at super-speed pulling off huge fancy flourishes with their weapons, every movement leaving trails of fire behind them. That's not TES.
>windup
>>323804818
>implying Sithis exists
>>323804412
>not wanting to choke on seeds of slaanesh
>>323787680
Replace 3DPD with waifus.
>>323804865
wtf are you talking about
>>323787735
>>323787680
Remove all Bethesda employees from existence and memory that Michael Kirkbride doesn't personally think are a credit to the team.
Reinstate Kirkbride as Lead Lore Developer and idea man, retroactively to the beginning of the dev cycle of Oblivion onward.
Have all former Interplay and Black Isle employees that are interested kept in the loop on all Fallout game design decisions, retroactively to the beginning of Fallout 3's dev cycle onward.
Remove Elder Scrolls Online from existence and memory.
>>323804971
What's 3DPD? 3rd Dimension Personal Disorder?
>>323789112
>>323787680
>>323805057
Oh, and fuck Almalexia to death with Sotha Sil's transdimensional, omnipotent penis.
>>323787680
Oversoul with my best bros
>>323791827
You won't want to give life meaning though.
if you lose all desires, you lose ALL desires
>>323787680
Make a qt breton mage gf and an island paradise in the Iliac Bay, then live there forever.
Become the eternal shota king and enjoy /ss/ and anime antics with elf girls for a thousand years, with a supporting cast of gay orcs.
Bring the dwemer back to life.
Reverse the curse on the dunmer.
Get a harem of golden saints.
>>323805665
>Get a harem of golden saints.
>imblying another CHIM user would let you fugg his personal hoes
His madness transcends reality, anon.
>>323787680
Why be a CHIM user when I can be a 「STAND」 user?
>>323787680
activate numidium
fuck shit up
