First Halo 5, now this piece of shit? Fucking HELL, I am done with Halo.
>>323733273
HA AH
WA AW
>>323733273
Why would you ever spend money on something like that.
>>323733273
wut
Also I really wish they'd make apaintballhelmet of cheef. Would totally wear it. Airshit has one but it's a shitty mesh cloth where the visor is.
>>323733273
?
What is it?
>>323733273
I like it.
It looks good.
Cool helmet. Don't forget to bob your head up and down when you speak so people know it's you who is talking.
>>323733395
If I had an ATV, I'd totally convert it into looking like a mongoose, and wear that helmet.
For motorcycles though? fuck that.
>>323733273
Isn't this from Halo 3?
>>323733689
No, OP has a new version.
>>323733273
What am I supposed to be looking at?
>>323733478
he said its a piece of shit,, pay attention
>>323733598
kek
>>323733395
I like halo, and I have a motorcycle
>>323733478
Motorcycle helmet
>>323733512
It does, but it's fucking way bigger than advertised
>>323733598
Sir.
I believe it is a motorcycle helmet
>>323733273
the fake paint scratches look dumb
>>323734301
Not as dumb as your face, though, so it's still an improvement
>>323734216
So..... why are you angry again?
>>323734301
The scratches... Are actually paint lol. This helmet is so gay man, it feels like half of the padding is missing.
>>323733273
Do they have an ODST version?
>Think this looks cool, look up where to get it
>$500+ range
Dear lord is this how much bike helmets cost?
>>323733273
I don't get it, what's the problem
>>323734216
Sorry didn't mean you.
>>323733273
see
>>323734426
What's the point of an angular helmet anyway? It's just going to twist your neck if it hits something at an awkward angle.
>>323734540
Hell no. If you pay 200 you better be getting top of the line. Over that it's one of those faggy ones where the whole front flips up or it's got electronics in it.
>>323734540
You can get a helmet at Aldi for 70 bucks.
>>323734540
If you want really good ones with Bluetooth and gadgets. I have a dirt bike style one with a second sun visor inside and it was $100. They can get really expensive though. But I am gonna return this piece of shit
>owning a motorcycle
can i have your games when you splatter your brain into someones windsheild?
>look at the package in OPs pic
>the same "paint scratches" are on there too
It's part of the design, OP is a fucking idiot.
>>323734540
>Dear lord is this how much bike helmets cost?
Fuck no, this helmet is like all collector's edition garbage: overpriced gimmicks
>>323734754
You haven't actually said what the issue is beyond 'its shit'
>>323734940
personally know 4 people that have died on motorcycles. not even a joke. hope its worth it.
>>323734394
Please go, we don't need your kind here
Captain King helmet is ugly as shit. There are so many superior helmets in the fucking games.
>>323734161
>It does, but it's fucking way bigger than advertised
I highly doubt that. You just needed a size that would accommodate your huge head.
>>323734934
He's said the scratches look like shit and it feels light on padding. The picture also makes it look incredibly cheap and poorly molded/painted.
He's a moron for buying it, but it's a piece of shit.
>>323735097
>I personally know 4 retards so everyone is
How do you still know them if they're dead?
>>323734934
Well first off it's way too big for a size large, there's barely any padding towards the front of the helmet so it feels like it'll wobble around while you ride. It was too expensive, and it actually looks kinda gay when wearing it. I'm sort of a manlet so I'll look like a 5 year old wearing a costume helmet. And I feel like some fag at work might steal it
>>323735202
jokes are fun. burying your friends isnt. they were all mr badass motorcyle man just like you too. do whatever you want just make sure to call your attorney and have that last will and testament ready to go bud.
>>323734940
Take notice everyone, this could be anon's last post and we'd never know
>>323735202
Everyone riding a motorcycle is a retard
>>323735179
I already have a size large helmet and it feels nice, but this one just doesn't have enough padding.
>>323733273
>>323734161
oh my god you would look like a fucking moron. ill bet you write some fucking dumbass cruiser
buddy of mine had a crotch rocket and was headed to work one day and was going around 120 mph (according to the police report) and he hit a deer, flew off the bike and into a semi in the opposite lane and it basically vaporzed him. they didnt even have enough of him left to bury his actual body at the funeral they just buried some of his belongings in the casket.
but your right, motorcycles are the coolest bro
>>323736090
>My friend was stupid so nobody should ride a motorcycle
Buddy of mine played DOOM and listened to Marylin Manson. Shot up his school and killed himself.
But your'e right, video games and metal is the coolest, bro.
>>323733273
Throw some thermal goggles in there and wear it for paintball
>>323735641
Nope, I have pic related
How pathetic do you have to be to own a motorcycle? Nobody cool or intelligent wastes their money on a retarded death machine like that. Judging by OP's maturity level, taste in games, and defensiveness when called out as a complete loser, I'd say he's either 12 or a 45 year old with the biggest midlife crisis of all time.
>>323733935
>>323735261
>it actually looks kinda gay when wearing it.
You're growing up son.
>>323736665
>Nobody cool or intelligent wastes their money on a retarded death machine like that
Nice. I got mine because I didn't want to take a car drivers test, I got one for 2K in amazing condition, and it got fucking 100 miles to the gallon.
I laid it down and ripped all my clothes off, melted a foot peg to the crankcase, and put a sizable dent in the fuel tank. Still ran like a champ and I kept it until I got a 500. Can't wait until I don't have any responsibilities and I can ride it for more than once a week again.
>>323733689
>Isn't this from Halo 3?
That one was the size of a cat's head.
>rides a crotch rocket
>wears a halo helmet whilst doing so
you sound like a fucking faggot 2bh. how many monster energy stickers do you plan on slapping on that gay ass helmet?
>>323736765
>>323737138
>>323737203
I'd tell you to grow up, but honestly, it'd be better for the rest of us if you didn't live long enough to. Sad sack of shit.
I don't get why 343 had to redesign everything in Halo. There was nothing wrong with any of the Bungie art design and H2A proves that they aged like fine wine. The 343 designs all look ugly, tronish, oversaturated in its color palette, over designed and generally stupid.
>>323737583
I just really don't like that smooth white plastic style 343 started using for the UNSC everything just feels too big.
>>323737554
damn you sure told us! pat yourself on the back
>>323737554
Gave me a chuckle, thanks.
>>323735636
Not him but I've been t-boned twice, once by a car and once by an suv, while driving and there was absolutely no time to react or know what was happening. Only once was I driving, but still there was absolutely nothing we could have done to avoid it, both times drunk drivers blew stop signs and gave us no time to stop or even see them hitting us. Sometimes shit happens that isn't even your fault
>>323733273
I'm not a Halo fan by any means, but that's a pretty cool motorcycle helmet.
>video game autist gets motorcycle and OMG SO EPIN HALO HELMET
>dies in motorcyle accident
honestly more of you should get motorcyles. thin the herd for everyone.
>>323737864
That's fine, but instead of saying that he insulted me. I've been in a few wrecks myself.
Cool name.
>>323737554
>64 replies
>no motorcycle gore yet
you're getting soft /v/
>>323738440
funny you say that because thats basically what you look like riding that motorcycle.
>>323738440
This irony is too perfect, that's literally you
>>323737554
I just found this thread and no anon, you're the sad sack of shit. At least spellcheck your tear filled responses.
>>323738569
I wear pink, motherfucker. Nobody thinks I'm a badass.
any pics of the stun woman who got crippled in some RE movie shooting?
>>323738741
you got that right
>>323738828
Yeah, I do. Thanks for agreeing with me.
>>323738739
Literally nothing is spelled incorrectly in any of my 3 posts in this thread. Try again you complete retard.
>>323737076
>I laid it down and ripped all my clothes off, melted a foot peg to the crankcase, and put a sizable dent in the fuel tank.
You what?
>using paint to make it look like it's worn
Why?
Just let it get worn from my own use of it.
>>323733273
we call motorcyclists organ donors at the E.R. i work at. tell your mother you love her anon.
>>323739212
I went way too fast around a turn. It slid out off the road and lost it's shit when it hit the grass. I managed to jump off of it, but I rolled all along the road. Tore all my clothes to shreds. The heat of the slide melted the rubber on the footpeg to the side of the engine. The hit when it flipped over after hitting the grass put a grapefruit sized dent in the fuel tank.
Wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.
>>323739494
Be honest, there won't be any organs left.
>>323734161
>Motorcycle helmet
no fucking thanks, that helmet's just asking for a snapped neck if you come off
>>323734161
>I like halo, and I have a motorcycle
Millennials
>>323733273
Is this you?
>>323739879
>Millennials
How old are you?
>Product Weight:
3 pounds
>Product Dimensions (in inches):
24.0 x 12.0 x 12.0
>550 american burgers
ITS FUCKING 2 FEET LONG?!? AND YOU ALSO PAID ALMOST 600 DOLLARS ON THAT?
>>323740217
Old enough to remember the good ol' days when we had separate-but-equal facilities.
>>323740384
Damn, get out of here pops. We haven't had vidya dad threads in almost a decade.
>wearing a helmet
>implying it might help
lol youre ded as soon as you get on it guy. stop lying to yourself
>>323740551
Maybe it's time for another one.
>>323740741
I don't think there's enough of an audience for it. Last time I saw one they were talking about fucking Fable 2. Most of this board is too young to remember Fable 2.
>>323733824
so old...
>>323741034
>Too young
>Fable 2
el em ay oh
>>323741034
>2008
That's not THAT old, though I guess it's outside of the time range of when "most of this board" started playing vidya.
>>323741237
8 years ago, gramps. I'd say average age is probably 16 or 17. Definitely too young.
>>323739494
This isn't a joke, everyone who works in hospitals says this.
It's not even about the riders or anything like that. It's entirely because you have absolutely no protection and any retard chucklefuck in a car could kill you in an instant.
Sure, you can die in a car crash too, but an accident that will kill someone in a car will definitely kill a cyclist, an accident that might kill someone in a car will still kill a cyclist, and even an accident that might kill someone in a car could still very easily kill a cyclist.
It wouldn't be so bad if we didn't have so many mouthbreathing retards driving without paying attention, or worse, driving drunk.
>>323741473
>they didn't start playing vidya as a child
No wonder you're all awful.
>>323741535
>any retard chucklefuck in a car could kill you in an instant
This is why I don't ride a motorcycle. I've had two cars totaled by fuckers who don't know how to drive.
>>323741535
I recently went to Tallahassee to visit my parents.
The first thing I noticed is that absolutely no one there knows how to drive, which I now realize is probably why I didn't see my dad using his motorcycle as much as he did in the last place they lived.
>>323741852
He's a smart man.
Some states have dumber drivers than others, and the more urban an area is, the more mouthbreathers there are, driving like they're the only people on the road and thinking they're fucking invincible.
>>323741958
>>323735636
This would look a lot better without the scratches.
>>323733273
But you bought a helmet that is significantly less safe than a normal one because you thought it looked cool and spent a stupid amount of money doing it.
I really don't think you make good decisions.
>>323734540
It depends on what you want.
>barebones protection (DOT rating) can go as cheap as $80 (my full face helmet is DOT and it cost me $45 on a steep winter sale)
>better protection (SNELL rating) can go up to $200 without vanity stuff on it
>things like better quality builds, vanity graphics or styles, can go up to $500
>helmets that add in bluetooth devices and other stuff go into unlimited pricing, but usually go to about $500
This is without factoring things like sales, buying online, or at motorcyclist meetings or shows.
>tfw will likely never find a helmet to match Suzuki triple blue and white
>That feel when I have the halo 3 helmet and the bioshock 2 collectors edition with the disk I have no record player for.
It's a complicated feel.
>>323742053
Swap those responses, you know what I meant.
>>323742180
You replied to two different people. I'm the faggot arguing with retard friends. I didn't buy a Halo helmet.
>>323741958
It's funny because we used to live in Hawaii (Oahu) which has horrible traffic, and I remember my parents talking about the low intelligence of drivers there. I had to take their word for it because the time I spent there was when I learned how to drive and got my license so I didn't know any better.
Now I know better. Florida drivers, way worse.
>>323741535
There are solutions to the problem, anon.
>increased legislation on who can drive
>increased testing standards
>harder penalties for texting while driving or for general driver negligence
>more regular testing
But Americans don't like any of those.
>>323742154
I have America's Greatest Hits on vinyl but no record player either. But it was 99 cents because it was at Goodwill so I figured I'd grab it.
>>323742303
>Florida drivers
Holy shit. Where I love isn't TOO bad, but whenever I go near Tampa I'm on fucking red alert. It should be illegal to be that fucking stupid.
>>323741142
Fable 2 was eight years ago. Assuming a user is 18 (many aren't) they'd have been 10 when it came out and wouldn't have been familiar with the original. It's completely reasonable to assume they never bothered to play it.
>>323734674
>200
More like 300
And don't show me the Bell RS-1 because that's on a deep sale right now.
>>323742293
Ah, then I rescind that part.
Though motorcycles are still dangerous, no matter how smart or how good of a rider you are. I do worry for cyclists, though I understand not letting fear percent you from doing things you enjoy.
>>323742847
I only ride when there isn't a lot of traffic for that reason alone. I'm a very cautious driver, especially when I'm on a bike. Hasn't stopped me from getting some close calls. I get sick whenever I see other people on bikes, because I seem to be the only one who isn't a huge fucking faggot on one.
>>323742530
Why do you think they're in florida? That hellhole attracts all of the dumbest, craziest people.
>>323734928
I guess you can't afford collectors editions.
>>323740384
we need a separate-but-equal internet for the old fucks, badly. 56k and no fucking decent search engines so you fuck right off
>>323743247
Motorcyclists are 70% retards and 30% competent riders.
Source: Baltimore, my ass
>>323734928
its an entirely custom shaped motorcycle helmet that can ACTUALLY be used. it say its about 100 bucks overpriced, and considering this is for diehard fans, not even that.
good news! michigan passed the no helmet law a year ago and motorcyle deaths are at an all time high. You look really really really cool without one though...
i seriously shudder every time i see one of these guys with nothing but a bandana on. jesus will surely take the wheel
>>323743443
If I win this fucking lottery I'm out of here.
>>323743562
Not in Florida.
why'd the janitor delete my post where i called >>323737554 a faggot
get fucked janitor
You should have given up on Halo when that fucking abomination Reach came out.
God, that game was a massive fucking middle finger to Halo fans.
>>323743657
your allowed to make dumb decisions like eat macdonalds or join the military, thats what freedom is. why should a bike be any different? should it be the law to tie your shoes?
>>323743657
>states pass no helmet laws but not lanesplitting laws
Maybe they just want to get rid of us so we stop asking.
>>323742396
Yep, those would be great solutions.
I'd also suggest more public transport, so people don't have to be able to drive to get anywhere at all, because that's the real problem people have with stricter regulations, all those people who can't drive anymore suddenly can't get to their jobs, or the store, or anywhere, because public transit in the US is dogshit.
>>323743838
In FL it's illegal to ride without a helmet if you're under 21. You get a special license plate and everything. I have never seen a cop enforce it.
It's a conspiracy.
>>323743819
if i have to LEGALLY wear my seatbelt, these clowns should LEGALLY have to wear a helmet. say a guy hits me with his motorcycle and sprays his brains all over my car and he wasnt wearing a helmet because MUH RIGHTS, and his family sues the living fuck out of me, thats ok? but if i dont wear my seatbelt i get a $120 ticket? fuck motorcyclitards. own the road my ass
>actually wanting to wear this outside
>wanting to look like a retard
>>323743760
Probably because that poster is the janitor.
>>323743781
i'm asking in all sincerity, what was wrong with reach? i played it at a friend's house and it seemed just like 3
>>323737583
pelicans look so fucking stupid to the point the don't work anymore
>>323744212
Most people who hate reach are babbies who couldn't adjust to armor lock and got shat on.
halo 5 is fun
>>323744212
So many things.
First of all, and most importantly, The story is impossible. The events of the game literally CAN NOT take place. Nearly every single aspect, from the length of the invasion (The invasion is 4 times as long in the game for some reason), Dr Halsey's knowledge of Spartan IIIs, Halsey's Location, the spartan designs, The Pillar of Autumn being docked on Reach. Fucking all of it contradicts 10 years of already established lore during these events.
Faggots will say "MUH HALSEY JOURNAL" which came with the limited edition, but the truth is, it only explains a fraction of the retcons, and none of the important ones.
All of the multiplayer maps except Forge World were pulled from the Single Player. Not a single map was actually made with multiplayer in mind. This led to fucking awful map flow.
Shit like fall damage, crosshair bloom, overheating turrets, vehicles having independent health, fucking loadouts, made the game no longer feel like an arena shooter, but an arcade shooter instead (Like Call of Duty)
Fuck Reach. Fuck Reach so fucking hard. It's not even a Halo game.
>>323744345
yeah it really is
its just fucking stupid it got released with no game modes and we have to wait
