Please answer in the form of a question.
>>323727596
What are most modern Nintendo games?
What is E.Y.E?
What is Resident Evil 4?
>>323727596
What is The Witcher 1?
What is Dragon's Dogma?
>>323727596
all the games.
all of it.
>>323727596
dark souls, divinity, team fortress
god hand. it's the "look at me! i'm a quirky hipster who plays lesser-known, quirky games"
>>323727596
what is literally any nintendo or pedo game?
>>323727717
>not just the series
>>323727596
What is Dark Souls?
>>323727596
What is undertale?
>>323727717
>implying witcher 1 is shit
Go back to reddit
>>323727596
I'm pretty sure that the games that are praised everywhere are complete shit for /v/
Dragons Dogma
Metal Gear Solid 5.
>>323727827
pls recommend me some pedo games. they r hard 2 find.
What is that one retro-styled indie Earthbound ripoff that constantly gets new threads in this sub?
Every much every game universally praised by /v/ is actually shit.
Everyone here is a contrarian retard
>>323727596
What is Vanquish?
>>323727995
Lisa?
>>323727596
>This thread is purely for trolling so what popular games will trigger /v/
>>323727995
Undertale
>>323727596
What is Bloodborne Alex I will take Autism medications for 600
>>323727882
But it actually is objectively shit
The story is GOAT but as a video game. It is very bad
What is Deus Ex?
Your favorite game.
>>323727596
Doesn't /v/ have an "overrated shit" pasta? These threads are getting pretty boring, might as well take some shortcuts
>>323728221
Fuck you. Deus Ex is the best game of the last generation.
DRAGONS FUCKING DOGMA
>>323727596
What is Morrowind.
>>323728362
I was joking, I've played it for 30 hours. I beat it today actually, merged with Helios because it was the easiest ending
/id/nwahswithattitude
>>323728362
>Last generation
Deus Ex is 6th Gen, this is the 8th.
>>323727596
What is Final Fantasy VII?
>>323728438
Fuck you. Morrowind is the best game of this generation.
>>323728592
>This generation
It was shit then and it's shit now.
Go play Neverwinter Nights.
>>323727703
fuck you man
>>323727596
What is every game that /v/ praises?
>>323728765
Yoshis story, Yoshis Island, Yoshis woolly world.
>>323727596
What is Fallout: New Vegas?
>>323728765
crimson skies
>>323728765
Call of Duty 2, Nethack, Tales of Maj'eyal, Age of Empires II if you don't include memeing
What is LISA
>>323728765
What is DEFCON?
>>323728765
WHAT IS FUCKING HALO WARS, ALEX!?
>>323728765
What is Metal Arms: Glitch in the System?
>>323728024
Fuck you.
Any Squeenix or Atlus game
Trails of Cold Steel
Halo
>>323727596
What is Katawa Shoujo?
>>323729131
>Halo game
>good
>Console RTS
>good
You need to be over the age of 18 to post here.
>>323727596
What elder scrolls game isn't complete trash?
>>323728765
Why didn't Dungeon Keeper get a third sequel?
>>323728765
What is Portable Ops?
What is MGSV, Fallout 4, Dark Souls, Fate vn, Weeb games, Undertale?
Fuck i probably offended 99% of the board
>>323727596
What is Zelda ALBW?
>>323727596
What is Undertale?
>>323728765
What is Doom?
>>323729641
>>323729131
>>323729185
>>323729095
>>323729026
>>323729025
>>323728953
Hint: Robots and 010010101101
>>323728765
Most good games
>>323729696actually I agree with you except for the last one
Prepare for hatestorm in 3, 2, 1...
>>323727596
Bloodborn
>>323729978
Fallout 4
>>323728221
oh no, this is mad wrong y'all. them other niggas just got the gold, alex trebek is rimming your mom on national tv, it's all going to hell from here anon!
>>323727596
What is Splatoon, Dark Souls, Metal Gear Solid 5 and Undertale?
>>323729978
God Hand
>>323728208
>implying
I mean the rhythmic combat may not appeal to all and some parts are boring but it isn't shit anon
>>323730141
You are not Alexander
>>323728510
>merged with Helios because it was the easiest ending
nigga I just finished it like 10 days ago and I spent 4 hours thinking about that decision.Destroyed it all in the end. Helios is best option IF it is good, but really who knows? I think what made me decide in the end was the way it said "yeesss", it just sounded evil. Humanity can always enter the cyberage later, but if Helios can somehow dominate everything it might turn out to be too late for us to make something good.
>>323727596
What is Wonderful 101?
>>323727596
What is The last of Us?
>>323730209
>Mfw My name is Alexander
>>323730384
Yeah, I would have probably picked New Dark Age. I don't trust Everett and I trust Helios even fucking less.
I did some thinking about it, but I had to do other things and wanted to wrap the game up.
>>323729557
Hello, reddit!
>>323727596
what is the entire monster hunter series?
>>323730676
But he's right though.
You seem confused, a redditor would LIKE Halo
Deadly Premonition.
>>323729978
In 10 years you'll see early 20 year olds having nostalgia for MOBAs, TF2, and mobile games.
>>323727596
Any Dragon Quest.
What is the devil may cry series?
>>323727596
What is Soul Reaver?
>Amazing voice acting from the gods and Story written by the reincarnation of Shakespeare himself
>Controls like shit
>Shit music
>Shit puzzles
>Shit boss fights
>Shit combat
>Enemies are literally all the same
>>323730673
well that's a shame but I get it. it's a similarily short cutscene, you don't even get to know if JC makes it out (though he is apparently in IW, so he must have).
>>323730719
What are you hunting?
>>323727596
What is Dark Souls?
>>323727596
What is The Wonderful 101?
Planescape: Torment
>Uhhh look here, gameplay is the most important in video games.
>Game is basically a fucking book with horrible gameplay
>M-Muh greatest game e-ever
>Story is pleb tier as fuck
>>323730938
Who is Tim Schafer
>>323730839
Mate I already have nostalgia for TF2.
>>323727596
FF9
Majoras Mask
Chrono Trigger
Mother
>>323727596
What is Witcher 3?
>>323727596
What is Metal Gear Solid 3?
>>323727596
Literally every game /v/ praises is objectively shit.
>>323730919
I don't regard IW as canon despite it being made by Ion Storm.
But if we think the game is good how can we say it's shitty as well?
>>323731397
I don't really know how to feel about it. I started it after I finished DX but I couldn't get past the first hour. everything just felt awful. unbelievable really
>>323727995
>sub
>>323729978
What is Undertale?
>>323730786
No, a newfag from reddit would have agreed with the >babby's first fps meme and would have hated Halo unconditionally
Your new really is showing, please lurk more before posting
>>323727596
What is Fallout New Vegas?
>>323731516
Is HR any good? I might play it soon. I hear it isn't as good as DX but isn't complete shit either
>>323731617
It is babby's first fps though.
And console RTS games are atrocious.
Stop being a whiny casual and get back to reddit
>>323727596
What is Undertale?
>>323731827
didn't play it, switched to Pathologic after the IW debacle
>>323728765
Kero Blaster.
What is Dark Souls?
>>323731827
It's a decent game, but they introduced a bunch of bullshit that any sane person would have seen was a bad idea.
For instance instead of melee weapons you now have a "press e to kill everybody" mechanic.
Skills are gone in favour of minigames.
They introduced a fucking cover system because I guess they wanted the game to be like gears of war.
Everything is fucking yellow for some reason.
Etc.
It also doesn't have a conspiracy theorist's wet dream for a story, so it doesn't feel the same
Undertale
Splatoon
Dark souls
Metro
Did I miss anything?
>>323727596
what are video games?
What is Dark Souls or Bloodborn.
What is Path of Exile?
>>323732665
Witcher 3
Mass Effect
>>323728765
What is Mighty Switch Force?
>fuck you if you hate this bootyful game
>>323729364
>He didn't post it as a question like the OP asked
This is the kind of illiterate retard who dislikes Trails games.
What is Dark Souls?
>>323733035
Neither of those games are praised here
>>323728765
Digimon world 3
what is Underrail?
>>323729978
Anything bethesda.People easily forget all the crap inside their games and it becomes an insta classic.
>>323730165
being boring is literally the worst thing a videogame can do
>>323727596
Psychonauts
Deus Ex
Chrono Trigger
Any Final Fantasy
Basically any JRPG
Earthbound especially
any Legend of Zelda game
any Megaman before X
Street Fighter (any entry)
Torchlight
System Shock 2
Any Lucasfilm adventure game
Civilization 4 and earlier
fucking morrowind fuck you
fuck you /v/ your LE EPIC NOSTALGIA fucking old-ass games with shit controls suck and so does your taste in modern games
>>323727882
I remember trying it when it came out. I lasted about 2 hours with that piece of shit. Worst combat I've ever seen in a video game I think
>>323727857
but /v/ hates undertale
>>323727596
What is company of heroes
>>323734261
it's small amount people who like it, people who genuinely hate it are few more than those who like it and the rest are just shitposters
>>323734092
I agree but I've never played psychonauts. Sometimes I feel like succumbing to the praise it gets and buying it
>>323734092
I guess you don't like those games because you were born after 2000
>>323732029
it was fine, but it definitely wasn't as good as Cave Story. That was a tough act to follow, sure, but I don't understand what pixel really wanted out of this game. It was suppose to be a simplified platform shooter for phones but I guess he changed his mind about it halfway through? If you ever look at the old trailers, barely any of the level designs, controls, or even the story, are the same as what we got at the end.
>>323734553
>buying it
don't, just get an emulator.
despite the memes, Double Fine deserves literally nothing
>>323727596
What is Mother?
>>323727857
>>323727987
>implying /v/ does anything but shit all over these games
>>323734963
>emulator
>For a PC game
wat?
>>323730938
JUST DQ HIM
>>323727596
What is dragon's dogma?
>>323727887
What is Dragon's Dogma.
What is Fallout
What is System Shock 2
What are Playstation exclusives?
>>323728765
What is Yggdra Union
What isLISA?
Seriously, the pacing isn't that great and the DLC's story progression was waaaay too fast.
>>323727596
What is Winnie The Pooh's Home Run Derby?
>>323727596
smash bros is for fags. had to pick my brother up from a smash tournament and it was like a mix of 12 year olds and neckbeards. I'm like wtf the game is only good for like 30 minutes with a few friends.
>>323732182
>you now have a "press e to kill everybody" mechanic
That existed in DX. In fact, it was easier since you didn't have to wait for the prod to cool down.
>Skills are gone in favour of minigames
And the minigames are achievable/not achievable dependent on your skills.
>cover system
Remember how everyone said the beauty of DX was that you could be successful using any playstyle you wanted? Do you also remember that despite this, everyone you talked to played it stealth? Combat was not fun in DX.
>everything is yellow
I don't really understand this criticism.
>>323727596
>inb4 Dark souls
>>323735490
Yeah right cholo, I will find you and beat you in your fat parts.
>>323736529
People go non-lethal stealth in DX because it's more challenging and it lets you overhear conversations, not because the combat isn't fun.
>>323736529
How can you not understand the criticism that DX:HR has a piss filter?
Everything looks yellow.
Mods have proven that shit looks better without the filter, so why does it exist?
>>323730839
I will be one of the people who has nostalgia for TF2. This game has consumed my life.
>>323727596
What is "nothing, because /v/ thinks everything is shit"?
>>323727596
>Fallout 1
>>323727995
>this sub
>>323729557
>>323731868
not him, and I don't play it, but i've heard from my friends that are super hardcore RTS people that for a console RTS it's pretty damn respectable and if it was on PC it would amazing.
>>323731868
>This game is bad
>I've never actually played it...
>b....but its bad, ok?...
>>323734782
What is Dragon Age Inquisition?
>>323734782
fallout 3
>>323727596
Metal Gear Solid 4
>>323728765
Final Fantasy XIII
>>323739125
6/10 at best
>>323727857
I'm so confused on /v/'s stance on blundertale. People either shill for it or shitpost shill ironically, or they hate it or shitpost hate it ironically. It's some Post-Modern memery tier stuff and I hate it.
>>323740670
It's ok but pretentious af
>>323739560
You got those mixed up bud.
